The evening world. Newspaper, April 3, 1913, Page 20

roeenze en pene ") She SS asiorio. [Such Is Life! -cijcsetnc ie By Maurice Ketten| Presid ent TRTABLISHDD BY JOSBPH PULITZER. | i # Published Daily Broept Oupsey D7 the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 68 to — I H a Vv e K n o Ww n : y : The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 3, .1913 : & e k Row, New York. RALPH PULITZER, President, 62 Park Row. { J ANGUB SHAW, Treagurer. ¢2 Park Row, JOSISPH PULITZER,’ Jr, Secretary, 6 Park Row, Tus 1s NOT ry uvacriilse ‘Rules to Hie Bveblag, For Vngtand win the, Comte and VISITING By Mrs. Gen. Pickett World for the United States ‘All Countries in the International [) - qotentech and Canada, pase] One Pees. jal Upton, are % 5 D 1913, by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York Treniag Not), Se Sonus seeeccees 30 One Month. oa nit 1 ?—PRESIDENT BENJAMIN HARRISON. pxiediichhihtiihh a el VOLUME 53... .ccccccseecececceeesseceeenseessNO, 18,853 RESOURCES OF AN AMERICAN SAILOR. W's Admiral Farragut conceived the daring plan of ran- Yankee who kept our boarding house, giving we all comforts of home without any ite incon. cea, that when it sulted ber she 6016 as with and furniture without saving as much jouncing it to us Over our coffee just jurchaser was to take possession. jouble one, or, rather, two houses opening into each other. Judge O’Ferrall, then a membeq, ot the House from Virginia and afterward Governor, with? his family occupied the first floor of one house, my son ~* 1 the first floor of the adjoining, i W: were so entirely the property of the little Vermont ning past the Confederate forfe Jackson and St. Philip fifty-one years ago this month, he not only defied but de-| molished all navy traditions and rules of war. The bravest and most enterprising officers in the navy opposed the risk of subjecting wooden ships sailing in a narrow and shallow channel to the destructive fire of shore batteries armed with heavy ‘The second floors were occupied by Senator and Mra” Harrison and Dr. Scott and his daughter, Mrs. Scott Loft, the father and sister of Mrs. Harrison, There was one day boarder, Dr. H. B, Trist, the great-grandsom of Thomas Jefferson, and it was very interesting as we eat around thi le ¢o hear Dr. Trist and Senator Harrison exchani of thelr respective great-srandfather and graed- [ ¥ guns. i It remained for the inventive genius of the chief engineer of the Bet, John W. More of he Rican, wh ded in Rugerody NJ meossipuel) | pi ig Seve, ater, tae eS wee oo, Sunday, to contribute largely to Farragut’s success by daubing the ‘ F {T's AGAINST world and brought home a broadeneA view as well as & never falling fund of hulle of some of the vessels with yellow river mud and to run sheet | i 5 THE RULES wa woe vaeren Wnt e vest fet) ee ae hee | cables fore and aft to protect the machinery and to form a sort of TO SEE PRISONERS his way into the Farmers’ College in Cinclameds and thence into Miamt University ||) @rmor plate for the vessel. | S : EXCEPT ON * ie carne and had come into pubite lite ith as ores (is ssn, paitient i Two years and two months later, when the Kearsage sank the} ’ NISITING DAYS , VV“ : ' ‘Alabama off the harbor of Cherbourg, the Confederate captain pro- tested because Capt. Winslow had protected his machinery by the methods used by Chief Engineer Moore in the Mississippi. While the names of Farragut and Winslow are imperishable, the world knows little of men who in a large measure contributed to “I began my scholastic carcer in a log sghoothoamp gossibly the Iapal i” descendant of the ‘log cabin’ which held so prominent « piace @ the history of ” an earlier Harrison. 1 worked my way along until I was gra@aated fourth i | my class at Oxford and a year later married and went to Indianapeita where 1 * opened a law office. Fees were very small in those days, and I was gid te Bold |@ crier’s place m the United States Court, So you may readily percelve that it | Was ecarcely fair of my opponents in the Governorship fight to reproach me wit? . ite Ddeing @ ‘kid gloved aristocrat.’ ” make their victories complete. “You might have made a stronger fight if the log schoolhouse could have enemy pqremeemenine served as good a purpose as the ‘Log Cabin,” I suggested. “The ‘log cabin’ and ‘hard cider,’ thrown at a candidate in contempt, became & very successful campaign slogan, but I fear the schoolhouse would not have IMPOSSIBLE, BUT LOOK OUT. OMMENTING upon the Daily Mail’s prize of $50,000 for s C flight across the Atlantic by a hydroseroplane, Lieut. Poggi, ‘a pilot aviator of Rome, ssid: “In the first place, the thing is impossible; in the seoond place, great surprises are in store for us.” A volume could not express the situation more comprehensively. Gome aviators of note, declaring the thing impossible with existing machinery and fuel, stop there. Others take counsel of their hopes rather than of their fears and predict success, While Americans, f British, Germans and Italians have been consulted, it is among the ? French the most sanguine experts are found. “I expect to fly to America,” says M. Vedrines, “and that before a very great while.” “I predict the Atlantic will be crossed by a hydroaeroplane within two ith the army im the beginning of the war, did you not?” of the Seventeenth regiment left for the | happens in any well regu family, there were some lively di sions of disputed Hons, the O' | Falls being Virgin ind Dr. Trist hav- ing served with the Confederate army all through the war. Especially was there & ripple one day when Gen. Sherman jbad been the guest of Senator Harrt- son, who had followed the General to Atlanta and bad been with him whea Johnstone surrendered. aid the Senator, “I am, I sup- pose, trong partisan, and { should fee) just as you Southern people do but mf u for Indianaism. i was honest in fighting years,” says Beaumont. for the Union and I am honest ta poll- * tice, though ‘Blue Jeans’ Williams, rio jfought me in the campaign for Gov- jernor, said 1 was too close to be honest | and 1 would ‘steal a cent off dead In- Giau's eyes! ¥ Benator Martison had veen a more | tactful politician ie nught aave veen a shade less honest, Lut would have veen more successfu:. was said of him BENL. F. -MARRISON that if ue talked : uld make @ friend of every one of them, ly he would make an enemy of every one nt and WAS THE PRESIDENT, WARNING OF THE ICE KINGS. (TH the increase in the price of ice to large consumers, New York gets the firet intimation of the way in which a small store of ice is to be made to yield as ample a revenue to| the ice companies as @ larger one would. The intimation is ac- companied, moreover, by good moral precepts and an appeal to thrift. “Waste not, want not,” esy the moralising ice men. “Let all be thrifty and each will get enough.” The m: is 11 t, the philosophy sound and the economics fa LP LB OSL LAAN SL AAS LALO ARAAPLAL BABA DASA indioptaba Ther mh kn rated inthe rot iy, We U @ ONS bly Mrs. Jarr, for Once, Finds Reason waste summer’ 's cold, no only through ON To Rejoice That She Isn’t Rich’ FAKE KEKE KK EEK EEK EK KOK KEKE KEK Ew EEE | The Keal ‘“‘Lonesomehurst’”’ Is in the Big City’s Heart By Clarence L. Cullen corelesenese and prodigality in using it, but also by misusing it and by abusing it. Therefore we may well give heed to the counsels of the ice kings when they warn us that if everybody doesn’t join in » children bere with the butler or the/ Vulgar!” said Mrs. stryver, “wf > to Join her children's gas king her) wmiversal practice of ice somebody is going to suffer « lac! which was directed to the delights | mala? Uttle Repbew in his thin ttle ribe i economy y 0 @ lack eal Fortunately, the Jarr children were| “And don't jook at those acroate om Copyright, 1918, by The Trew Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), @ foo when it will be sorely needed. Gon't try to see everything at | *% Chien the circ sights and the trapese Mrs. Mudridge-Smith ad- ra reed) “hegene ta the you sliak back up to your apart ; Unfortunete! " ‘ said Mra, St-vver, abi er | eeu! they heard or Be Uttle girl, “Th ‘ elie @ eo) Bae wou ng sort jangdog, and your ly no one can enforce ® universal economy, and . eee. Hrenintrode, why don't you cle. But it made ‘tra Jarr fidgetty|vou diasy, and then you'll be alcki™ | + have us Delleve that it is where |somenese hasn't been’ amellora | fastzion has taught us to demand ice as a necessary, because it looks . 4 put on your gloves? Lionel, straighten > bow’ the) pesr Bitie ne Meanwhile Willie and Emma Jerr ana! ; pombe warts, your tle!” Gren im the next =z were jal ir Dp ‘here are tens of thousandn of pretty and coeme like a luxury. We shall then Consume as we go, “E suppose we'll nave to sit all|hectored and personally conducted tn commuter has|nice, agreeable people in thie town, fy. When the stress comes we shall console ourselves with the thought | throug’: {t,” sal@ Clara Mudridge-Gmith, | thelr enjoyment. neighbors. They|ing in apartments, whose gregarious / (hab.next winter will be o hard one. ‘ wi, yawning. “Why didz't we sen the! ‘Don't book at the clowns, They are re < are wholesome [instincts are starving for the need of « | . 2 e | . neighbors that can|liitie human companionship te break a ; | Conrrighs, 1913, ¥, og Lem ae Ineult to true womanhood!" ae, + be relied upon—|the monotony of cell life. Some of them i URM enough, the box holding the “What could I do? replied Mrs. stry-| cise they woulda’tjhave lived here fer many years, They, , 4 WHERE A NEW DEAL IS NEEDED Tarr tamily ‘at the clreua, was ; ver. "You know how these children be commuters, |want to xet acquainted, bat they eap't.. le jarr family at simply pestered thé life out of me to! Of @ mild epring|They can’t take the necessary chances, come. Selfish ilttle wrotches!* | the com-|You cxn't walk up to the aq only to|chap you meet on the street or car and pat permanently, the Fifth Avenue Stage Coach Company jSmith, “Mra, Stryver and the latter's “Tat them not to look. Punish the nie front }say to him: it " would probably delight in doing it. hive Hide asec sae ae pene 4] fire: SrA fait fook!" advised Mra, Mudria; smoking ix] “Look here, Bil, T like your appaar- It appears that under the law that company can extend its lines [pu sg. Rot know why my sister should | for avouh yn eran. Sere. leneeeme: OF ous. fiat oo tow syrah poy or getting consent of the Board | |e : strzver "avn is en s yea Chaps neighbor from over ihe way nine nd ae eet i Estimate; that it can obtain a virtually perpetual and exclusiv Ry iv° @ shrieking out in|or down the street—strolls a } franchise for any street on which it guts permiaion to operate from secant Sue Se | tat SS as uu [wari Sees sts Samoa the Public Service Commission and maintain it so long as it gives any @-Smith did not slap, but} the fence, talking radishes and roses, |the unrelieved dulness of apartment fe kind of service, however scant. A competing company, on the other hand, if such were formed, would have to get consent of » majority of the owners of property ; ‘ ich We it possible in this mutable world for anything to stand | yo, “Sbt, ext 10 Ws bow In mae Mra. J When she entered box ahead of her charges and then a pleased smil spread her face, o) How delightful to see you here!’ the cried. (Her tone implied oe| you've got nothing on us. We've sot & box for OUR children, too ful bore, though. ien't It? re- Uttle boy's hand from} and from that get to creating policies |to get acquainted with each other. Why when his teeth were| for nations, not put an advertisement in a few ef ctosed. In consequence he acreamed| The commuter’a wife has a lot of|the newspapers? Let it read something with pain and began to cry. cheerful houses to “run into” when she | like thia: ‘And sho indicated Mrs. Stryver's Nttle “There!” cried Mra. Stryver. “That's! like it, and when sho docsn't feel| “Married couple of good repute, Coprright, 1918, ty The Pree Publishing Co, (The Mew York Eveing World), along the routes it purpos trave: f [niece and nephew as though they were the thanks one gets for trying to giv fe it there is no dearth of wholesome| Wrought upon by the lonesomeness and *. P + ed to tra Mies ® franchise from the Board cockroaches or poor relations or so! \ M an’s Perversity. enjoyment to young ones! Weil, this| women neighbors to drop in on her, monotony of flat Iife in this town, want of Estimate, and a certificate of public convenience from the Public | sort of pest that afflicts us, This ts the ° be the last time, Ermintrude, you} But if you stand at the entrance of|to set acquainted with a few couples of stooping again!" your big city apartment, smoking a|the same sort who find themeelves Who ta the girl who holde hte heart forever in her enare— ‘Now, don't ask for lemonade, We) perfectly good olgar and waiting for|undergoing a similar experience, ‘They To whom he's constant as the stare? THE GIRL WH) VOBSN'T) Cont Nnow what it te made of!" ad-| somebody to stroll alons with whom} wish to know couples who are nelther” twenty-five years, with one renewal, and even that it could not get ee qari i ieiiiedladl| Service Commission. With all these it could get a franchise for but! stt!tude most childless women Sic } O10 fhe girl 10F WhOM © man WONG do) AAG Ele, On8 Garer i tana “It's too bad abont youl” retorted vised Mrs, Mudridge-8mith, ight have a little human-being|hopelossly smug nor ever-inclined on any street along which the Fifth Avenue Stage Coach Company | sare. arr, q what she Oar! ‘Tee unfortunate children with them| conversation about nothing in particular, eas, ® was operating for a distance of more than 1,000 feet. said tn such pity y-a had not thought of lemonade until thus| what happens? he purpose sought ts not alenight All of which shows the Fifth Avenue Company has « stand-pat om wring reve bid i wists Who is the girl that haunts hia soul with vietonings of bliss? reminded. Wheroat, and also seeing the| Why, the saddle-covered elevator boy | Poker seances, ragtime musicales, nor Jarr children were to be served, they|from St. Kitts gazes at you out of|yet phonograph-playing futility, but Who ia the girl whose luring face he never can dismiss? ‘ commenced to whimper that they were| glittering suspicious eyes, and after a/occasiona! visite back and pala, aon Who te the girl he dreams about? THY GIRL HEB COULDN'T KISS! thirsty. while the janitor trom Upealla in Sweden |somo talk pitched upon a homely yey Did you bring the individual drink-|comes along and asks you if you have| helpful plane, Who te the rare and perfect girt he never can forget? ing cups Auntie bought you?’ asked|lost anything, and then intimates that] ‘There ‘enerally something good to Geks Ub tke only Aauslion elei Ae’a avon mnciza an cies? ver, “Of course not! Well,|you are muddying up the vestibule, eat and drink in the apartment, cigagw ¢ ainly you cannot drink trom| And your fellow-tenants, coming and/and pipes aplenty, and musi Who te he “IDEAL GIRL?" Alas! THD GIRL HE DIDN'T GET! ndied by everybody!" mane glare at you as if they felt dead-|the situation when the talk testea a f edict the two unfortunate chil-| suro that you were waiting for a chance | lag.” Treatment for Bees. r Tata ta the time of the year when the average man te 40 apt to mistane|ereernie MAM! 1 FeveIt, became] to rob the vestibule letter boxes, Then| It might work out ! “ i, hysterical. . tenement! ‘evatly Given charge of the “Hele for Sub > the love of conquest for love of a woman, “Come, bring them right out!" ertea ” hand—provided it can prevent a new deal. “paid Mra Mudridge-Smith, The Day’s Good Stories fies" eoluma in the absence of the _ Mrs, Stryver, rising and yanking the dd ‘ | You can sometimes manage to keep your husband's material self in the iiee ap. rail send then home with The Oshko sh Bar d. house evenings, but it's not much sattefaction 47 hie spiritual ego keeps wan.| we should have gone to In the fret By Eugene Geary. to the corner case every Jew minutes, © en ernnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnonnnonnnnnes, dering of f Ree chee Taled (he bewilen chilare Goprreht, 1013, by The Prem Publisbing Co, ‘The New York Eresing Word). bassciuend Po Hi fokesters pasquinaded it 1'd lift the ban trom many a spot | The man who makes love to ati women faa varletist; the mun who makes| Don't ean #0 far out of the eae With clumsy shafts of wit; The ribald wits deride, T love to several women at the same time is o fatalist; the man who makes | Willie!" cautioned Mr. Jarr, Thane was, according to thelr gis LT nreeagl and Pompton, too, two women at the same time ts an opti ; man makes “Let the children do exact) japes, rie's Joy and pride, ieee nm only one woman Gt a time te an piri tie whe they want to!" interposed Mrs. yet No other place like it. From classic Hackensask, N. 3_ CANH PROBLEM.—Tom and Jonn| °** 4 “Thank goodness We are pour enough| Chicago Lorn and bred are ther Robed like Peet s their emart new cance, of — to enjoy th! . Who roast this place of bliss, For I have been to Oskkosh— jon whic jome men are born good, some achteve good, and sume ise /Mt with —_—_—_—>—___. For I have been a Sepkoath To delightful Oshkosh, Wis, ‘eervent stood oode on them, ¥ To delightful Oshkosh, Wis. ‘Tis many @ mile to New York towa< Goatees, theo ieee The Taxidermist. | tere spring's etherea! mildness comes | Of course, I'd fain be there, ehearved same proportion to my ND W. 5 nd surely bite the mark; And tho’ ,the place has Jo; “Wows =| hetght as your cane is to your heignt| After marriage the lovemtorobe te #0 often vit! « 20 by bee] CO ee eect aes, the| srore Beauty treads with fairy feet In which Ta ke te aeeeery ‘The two canes together just equal my | words or frosen out by cold kisses, | world, 1s dead in London, From early dawn till dark. My festive muse would not refuse neigh, wich te alg feat" What ta fj farmer, Hanty Ward, socompanica Hie | jurora tints the morning sky, To choose a place like this; ” ” aturalist, Audubor Viow'ra waken at her kise— 1 wonld end a Answer to Bank Puxsle: The cashier] _ Lote 0/ women who ash for edivorce for “desertion” really wont 4 for|terveis, Ills career aaa taxidermist ex. | Oh. "tia heaven to be in Oshkosh— Ts alleen CAE celles [eeve & ones, 10 twos and 19 Aves, Meersien. i - over teow yearn ¥ We Golgbeta) Cobbosh, Wis Mone & li