The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1913, Page 10

Sve Se atiori. Sent beaae's BY JOSHPH PULITZER. toa. 88 PeReeet Dall Bu he Py 1 fet 1. Nos, ly Breept . Bae ioe, % i. Fetgienian ompans. dent, 63 Park Row. jurer, 68 Park Row, ry, $3 ft New york ag Second-Clan: or. For England and the Continent and All Countries in the International , Postal Union. ~ $3.80 One Year. 0.r8 +80 One Mon’ 6 oe 0. 18,848 THE SUNDAY, MAGAZINE FOR TO-MORROW. R*: in varicty and full of interest is the Sunday Magazine and Story Scetion prepared for the réaders of The World . to-morrow. It opens with a sermon of vim and vigor preached by Herbert Kaufman on “You and Some Real Americans,” Wit instructions on how to profit by the example of the man you deum below you. A series of twenty-seven photographs shows a man saying, “’Tis love that makes the world go round,” and illustrates the art of lip reading. A “Beauty Formula” gives the rules and practices by which an ill-formed, awkward girl of fourteen was transformed into a woman of statucsque beauty and grace, ort Buth St. Denis tells of her early exercises i Aancing and how he is thrilled under the spell of the dance. A true story of love and adventure is that of Olive McLeod, who travelled nine thousand miles into Darkest Africa to the graye of her lover under the im- pulse of a dream, and found a new love by the Lake of the Dead. A conttasting story of love in comedy is told by a Brooklyn school teacher of how some big boys in the schools fallin love with their Pretty teachers. Topics of local interest arc: “Save the U. 8. Actor,” by William Collier, edited by George M. Cohan; a double page illustration of Police Headquarters, New York's Real, First-Nighters,- New York ‘Types in Grand Central Station. A page of song is given to words ‘and music of “Mid the Blue Grass of Ketnucky,” by Charles K. Hertis. Stamp collectors will be specially interested in an illus. trated article on the “Costliest Stamps in the World.” es WISDOM OF JULIUS HARBURGER. SX HARBURGER'S comnent on the unwisdom of trying to govern New York as a village is quite pertinent to the Mayor's policy of closing up the all-night licenses and shut- ting down the lid at 1 o'clock in the morning. * =. Where all men work in the —— a sleep in the night, whete all travellers come and ga. between"dawn and dusk, where there ate no late wayfarers seeking food as well as lodging, snch rules have at least an appearance of reason. Yet even then they lead to trouble and sometimes to petty tyrannics. But. in a city where many thousands are employed throughdut the night, whero travellers come and go at well-nigh all hours, such regulations can- not be enforced without injustice. : Just laws do not vary with the hour of the day nor with the @ay of the week. Our police are awake at night and are on duty on Sunday. It is ax easy to enforce order under the lamps as under the sun, on one day as on another. It is right enough to shut up the resorte of what are called “guzslers and boosers.” ‘It is not t to shut the night worker and the traveller from the conveni- ences of a city by the rigidity of clock-work. ——_—_ <4 2. A_NAVAL SCARE LESSON. BITANNIC and Germanic controversies have developed svd- dently into a passion out of which comes a revelation of value to ws. ‘Winston Churchill, First Lord of the Admiralty in the House of Commons, stated in a public speech it would be good policy for Great Britain and Germany to cease building warships for a year. Opposition became clamorous at onco. Many things have bem s4id against the proposal, but the one most forcibly amerted is'that if the plan be carried out “it will precipitate 2 crisis in the shipbuilding industries of both countries which would amount to economic paralysis.” As there is some clamor in this country for continuous warship conatrustion, it will be well for us to give heed to the signficance of this confession. It cannot as yet be said that if we'stop building war vessels our shipyards will be paralyzed; but if we embark on fingo policies it will come to that, Just as exorbitant: tariff duties put: pretected industries on an artificial basis and make Them de- pendent on Governmental patronage, so would big naval expendi- tures affect our shipyards, ‘he British and German game is a good one for us to keep out of. ‘The Day’s Good Stories True Optimism. bay eI one—that's « equlttel—settin’ up thar : i. nit tee, Bee him ’ meee ee eae daatag ca to weiner |, dn ack ou aba the anni" ai inger impatiently, ‘I asl you which FH 2 would be vale to ride down one) ia cad to Wareseet!* bed said the deaf old huntsman, excitedly, "Yep, thar's anothér, too, just e.yeekin’ outer that motto,” a Ned. tia cfloat on the ‘boy who! “Then the stremger, keing bis patience, m to change hin deci: a better fri¢hd to the young man than you are.” Prenident Cleveland soon demonstrated his ability to hold to his pufpose “Yep, the woods is full of ‘em,’ said the old tet tet then he | 28% complacently.”"—Washington Star, i : é i i i i i > Vested © € f. ate F E z i 3 i & a aay : ied & ? ! ii aay! J i PAGOED | “4 Fmome 8, MeWede, tie Duluth capitalist. | “Winceme, you knuw, is famous fo. Yay eriginated the immortal piras:, °T'. sal man vas Presidents I THIS UMBRELLA Seine GOHN . !DON'T NEED IT By Mrs. Gen. Pickett. Copyright, 1918, ty The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, March 29 CAN You BEAT IT? SEE THAT SUN fa 9 Have Known No. 1—GROVER CLEVELAND. WAS qith Mrs, John G. Carlisle, who called on Mr. Cleveland to ask for an army appointment for a youth from @ military school whose ambitions (inherited through a@ line of warrior ancestors) were directed to a soldier's life. After hearing ¢! ea, he asked: _ “Why does the young man want to go into the army?” “Why does anybody?” ri i the applicant. be | "t know, Why doesn't he study law? That is @ better profession.” ‘The lady tried to set forth the difficulty of turning a man aside from path in ich he was born to walk, but Mr. Cleveland was 1d to follow the road which led to auccess, so his attention to that line of argument Was but vague. “I could not give him tha commission,” he said, “Be- aldes, have not you Southerners suffered enough from war?" embers’ wives told him er had been and tried to in, but he replied: party persuasion. When taking a pleasure trip down the river on the Presidential yacht he suid to several of us: “I know I do not rise to the romantic, sentimental conception of your Jeffersonian Democrat. One of your politicians made the comparison of mo ‘was once made of Cronin in the electoral fight: That he was like Mel- jek, King of Salem, without beginning of days or ending of years, izing all by himuself, transacting business all Ly himacif, then adopting a jon of thanks to himaelf for the able and impartial manner in which enided. Perhaps I am like old ‘Chizie,’ but I’m President and shall ayed from the right as I gee it.” “You are so thoroughly versed in the laws of our éountry that your opinion ought to outweigh opposing party persuasions.” “Oh, lnws are too contrary and vary too much with the climate. Why, when Mr, John Randolph Tucker was Attorney-General of Virginia ine gave it as @ legal opinion that a Justice of the Peace could order the burning of any copy of a certain newspaper found in the Post-Office on the ground that it was “Delicious,” we exclaimed. ‘That's an excellent opinion and one that Attor- neys-General of every State should give about anything incendiary, MARCUS. The Boarding House Goat If it had not been for incendiary politicians, North and South, this awful war would never have been.” “Then you think they ought to have been burned? 1 don’t believe in taking 1l's Job away from him; that's another thing you Democrats blame es, we do,” said Mrs. Cerro Gordo William: those other devils have had the jobs long enoug! “You know my only objection to putting Lamar into the Cabinet wae that he was a Confederate General.” “And my principal objection to having you as a President is that you’ were not one,” I said, . “No Confederate soldier or gon of a Confederate soldier will ever be Preal- dent of this country.” “But if you had been born in the South would you not have been @ Confederate soldier?" He admitted that posafbly an un- toward geographic incident of birth might have had some effect upon lim, he “Our poor devils need it; bined, as being otherw he was by divine grace obstinacy. He had an unusually strong grasp of facts, but was not gifted with viston, No luminous view of the other side of things ever drifted over his mental horizon, In fact, he had Uttle reason to indulge in fantasies an to what he might have been. He kept his eyes firmly fixed upon what he WOULD be and had worked out his destiny in his own way. Following a straight path from ” 1 ‘one height to another until he had reached the greatest political position open ‘The brokers’ camp is actually destitute, | to an American citizen, he had found little occasion to make excursions into 1913 Copyright, 1013, by Tha Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). (RAP your conscience up in moth dalle, W Put your scruples all away; Take out git your Ught emotions, With your summer frills, to-day. Now's the time for heartioulture— Sowing sentiments the thing— Planting Uttle new firtations, Goodby, Winter! Hatt, the Spring! Most husbands oppeor to have translated the wedding scrvice to read: “Love, honor and admonish.” What some people call “love” ts nothing but sez-antagonism, covered with a thin coating of passion, spiced with novelty and tied with a slender atring of curtosity. Faint heart ne'er won fair husband; and the girl tcho marries noéw- adaye te not the one who site at home and waits for Prince Charming to come riding by, but the one who goes out and trips up hie horse. The firat sign that a man ts seriously in love with a girl appears to be his propensity to pick flaws in her. If the modern girl wears postimpressionistt: hair, and lays on heq complerion like a Cubist, tt must be because men like them that way; a woman's only reason for making a fool of heractf is in order to please some man. Passion is a naphtha launch, novelty a canoe, in which most people em- bark on the sea of Matrimony without even the precaution of taking a Wfc- preserver along. : Every married man fancies that the “fall of man" refers to the moment when he fell in love. rc A perfect wife is merely a combination of saint, sewing machine ond Circe, The Week’s Wash By Martin Green Copyright, 1913, by The ‘Press Publish iug Co, (The New York Evening World). 66 HY, I ask you,” inquired thejand sold on @ drop and wine Sowed head polisher, “are the| freely. Pretty soon downtown “taleon Stock Exchange people} men wil be able to charge admission fighting so hard| to their cafes if they can advertise that against the legis-/a broker is going to open a sot¥e of lative bill which | wine. would make the} ‘The ‘public’ is stil Duying etouks, Exohange @ cor-|but not in Wall street. And why? Se- poration?” cause the public has lost confidence in “For the same| Wall street. But the brokers den’t ep- reason,"replied the| pear to know it. In the ace of Qe laundry man,/fact that the country ts stuffed with “that a grafter| money, they are looking for what they calling himse!?| call ‘better times.’ They are waiting John O'Brien, the| for the public to come back. Assemblyman! “And they are fighting the very mear- from the Second !ures that will bring the public back District, went) For the publid will speculate if assured through Wall|that there is a chance of winning. 60. Street @ short time ago and gathered| as remarked tbefore, John O'Brien, An- ki flood gathers driftwood, None|semlyman from the Second District. of ictims knew that the real As-| furnishes a pretty goo semblyman from the Second District in| Wal! street persists in which the Wall street section is located | hammer blows on the point of Its own ‘s that able statesman and moral up- | jaw.” ifter, the Hon, Al, Smith—and Smith is the biggest man in the lower house of the Legislature, ~~) “Wall street has always been the happy hunting ground for grafters. When the brokers down there had Plenty of coin the district was pie for the smooth young man who solicited | subscriptions for mythical hospitals or relief ¢unds and promised to keep fhe donors’ names out of the papers. Vet- when it came to soft marks Wall street ‘men held a higher batting average than eet im a desert. Stock Exchange e universa! will elling them on the plan, Hundreds of brokers wh ve been living at the rate of from $20,000 to $50,000 a year, and beyond, are broke and are keeping up a fi only because of the leniency of the creditors. | “There {sa real tragedy in Wall street, when a comparigon is made with a imaginary flelds, His unswerving political honesty was shown by his refusal! couple of years ago, In those good to win his re-election by suppressing the message which he believed that the old days the ‘public'—which avas synony- public ought to have, | mous with boobs—all bought on a rise Ex. Be —Trry juve Conrright, 1 by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) eran chorus girls will tell you that! rar § The White Way Curfew. $ ing away a highball after 1 A. M., when the Mayor's new early closing order goes into effect? ried the head poll “T fear,” cried the laundry man, “that “Hn about the prospect of Bid the Mayor, with an eye on the comin ‘campaign, has become « reformer, And ike all reformers, he hax gone at thy allenight Hquor lcenke question Hike a j prairie fire. “There are many sin whieh j young stile all night that the ‘in closing On the othe a are thousands of matured 3 who have a consti- tutional right to drink in public after 1 o'clock in the wing If they are so in clined, and the © not guzzlers either. “rhis ts st time the 1 A, M kibosh has been put on the restaurants and hotels, It has never lasted any enith of time, New York ts the @teat ty of the United States, Visftors i nt to stay up until the wee email |hours, even if they do go to bed wth ; the chickens in their home towns, |doubtedly the Mayor's reform, after fts |tiret vigorous enforcement, will wore tt | welf out to fit conditions,” 8! | rrr | $ Poor Old New York! $ errr | 66 J jd the head polisher, i ] k Gould says he is | tired of New York and will reside [hereafter in France | “New York should worry,” sat@ the jaundry man, _------ EDUCAT The Prese—And wo @ self-taught as well as a aelfvmade man? The Personage—! ham, sir, At twemty- one I knew nothtnk, Then I estée