The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1913, Page 26

R , } © OOOO’ By Mauri The Stori f H a ATARIASHHL BY JOSPPH PULITZER By Maurice Ketten e : t 0 r 1 e Ss ct) : Ciiay ned Farce comrany. Sams 0 ‘Famous Novels ; | For. ae ar BARET SHOWS | ( RIFFLES. \ |, =F = ; ' ; 2 ele Beets Tar He AEN on TRUST CLOSE A ey rriix 2a |camaget = i By Albert Payson Terhune iy ‘ite’ State All Countrter in the International HE STROKE OF . . SHOW ah NTE Sow =| DTHEHs SHOOUEOOOVAO 5 $0.75 AFTER pr apd =e _— vay | Copsright, VANITY Fath bs ° grater hind . \ 4 fa) CABARET mo — ' NO. 2.— .—By W. M. Thackeray. B NO, 18,847 COMMISSION rR f ) Whe SHOW (alavaray Teasnaty ie | MELIA SEOLEY, a gentle girl with no great intellect, had formed @ seeaccameashsirmeitaihivin WALDO WILL = BS, LSssalbaadT one-sided friendship for Becky Sharp, her former schoolmate. 2 | PERSONALLY (omnes! Ad Becky was ugly, poor and of worse than doubtful insu rt 4 | | ENFORCE THis =] ZX she had the brain of a Machiavelll and the ambition of a Na O} INTS i : = leon. And si t handicapped by a shred of conscience, She used F. EVELOYMENTS concerning the typewritten address on the | ORDER : Aisi ‘s Hida to WE aie heart of fat, stupid Jos Sediey, Amelia's bomb sent to Judge Rosalsky are interesting. Mr. Kendall | THe MAYOR. qroalthy Brother, George Oeborne, @ young fop, who was engugga to Aststts, 4 to CHILOREN HAVE To BE FED v RUBBENEC! Ci ABARET The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friddy, — OP } scBeg ewer Be ate THE CITY LIMITS, thy WE START AT +4 1.A.M SHARP AT LAM. Guzzlers WILL BE CORKED Do NOT BREAK oeeciae WATER PUMPS ON BROADWAY wilt BE OPENED AFTER 14M row Publishing Oo, Coinris vee sing World), oN t, 1913, by ‘The (ihe New York Sam L that one of our machines had done the work, and established that it| was cither one of 350 machines built especially for the city depart. | ments, or one of twenty sold either to the Police Department or to! through the bools and locate all the machines, but this was not done.” Mr. Allard of the Underwood Typewriter Company says he had an Elliott-Kisher machi, and for nearly a year has been working with detectives who have submitted to him over two hundred samples | of writing made on city typewriters. patient men would have accepted Mr. Kendall's offer and located the machine instead of searching for clues. - ——4— RESIDENT WILSON’S appeal for the sufferers from the floods in the Mississippi Valley, “We should make this a common cause,” has met with prompt response. We have still enough burning and log roiling as in the corn husking and the hog killing. Primitive ‘conditions have changed, but primitive humanity remains. No appeal for sufferers from flood or fire or tornado or earthquake _ The menace this time is the largest we have yet known, It eweeps a wider range of country and threatens vaster wealth and more peaple. ‘The intensity of it is well-nigh indescribable. In some midst of muddy torrents people suffer from thirst. In Dayton the Fire Department was rendered helpless, and over the roaring floods foered flames there was no water to quench. Dynamite, the explosive * As the waters make their way downward to the Mississippi, the sole last channel of them all, there may be greater damage than any yet done. So the appeal still stands and even increases in urgency. | —————_4e-—-. REPORT concerning the appropriation asked for constructing bit of extravagance of a high order, while a statement con- cerning the police pension system puts it also in the list of efficient methods for separating a foolish cily from its money. paid for at a rate of $3.06 a square yard, as compared with $1.65 paid for the new West Drive in Central Park. The pension report is a pang. "It seems the game there is played without a limit. One authority than dismissing him for charges is to pension him for disability. These two disclosures run freshly in the currency of news. There are -sany like them in the back eddies of investigations still, from centre to circumference. Whether it be a subway or a sewer that is opened, the moment the under earth is turned up to the light | of day it is seen to be rich in the substance that adorns vice and op _ THE CENTRAL'S BIG GIFT HORSE. | con the voters" ald. ies | ONCERNING the terms upon which the New York Central |D!!worthy, the head of the millinw ( with @ rolled-up brim of even wkiths, i. provements along Riverside Drive, it may be said they have KA Uy Rl Fey agree - the outward agpect of a gift horse of large proportions, So large indeed is the showing one may reasonably compare the appearance eee Ae AE BS Tae Very vary tired “Show the gentleman the new Au- suspecting Trojans in the youth of the world. be EST A le Our wise ancestors made it a maxim of prudence: “Look a gift| sensation when the mantkin wore It in horee in the mouth.” We in our cheerful optimism have reversed | the Bolt” sald Mr. Mulligatawney, He pronounced the word ‘Rols' ‘Bw- ane gee a case where prudence recommends the ancient, if haf epadlgy pai “iharetapa nice Teactionary, policy. In soe for its favors the Central wishes favore from the | fm might make him a buyer some day and send him to Parts before he dled. N D mall. i ] fe felt he could dle In Parie—of sheer) street, a six-track line through Washington Park, extensive yards | Meanwhile he took tersons in the | west of Riverside Dr between One Hundred and Fifty-fifth and | French tongue by listening to the con- One Hundred and Thirty-fifth streets; room for twenty-six tracks | Yerantions of tnrvers, and also by taking | ‘vf the reciprocities asked for, Truly in the mouth of this horse there are large and powerful teeth, and many of thei. It will be well to examine them carefully. | oyd’s Puzzles. | | of the Elliott-Iisher typewriter says: “I told the detective New York business concerns. I offered Jet the detective go established that the address on the Rosaisky bomb was written on This year of work shows a patience that is admirable. Less! COMMON CAUSE. of the pioneer spirit in us to share with one another in every bush er'shipwreck has ever been made Ao it in vain. cities the floods carried away or wrecked the waterworks, and in the of destruction, was called for as a means of preservation. We must make common cause. & roadway uround the Catskill Reservoir presents it a a| The roadway report was a jar. It appears the road was to be eaye the only way to get rid of an inefficient man on the force otier under wag. They show that underground New York is pay gravel corrupts virtue. And all of it leaks from the taxpayer’s pocket. UT you mustn't decide on the department. “Here {sa mite of a shape | effers to clear its tracks from the streets and make im- partment ts no place for a tired busi- “to that of the wooden horse the crafty Greeks palmed off upon un- Yeu!l with the broad loops of moire— the floorwalker. the rule and commend the polite “Look not a gift horse in the had his dreams, and they were that the! city, and they are by no means small. Freight yards at Dyckman | 01 ‘eapondence course from a New | between Seventy-ninth and Seventy-second strects—these are some fee : AAA AAARR RARE befalling any of them and I wonder If NERVOUS. jn of Answers.” World ‘To the Editor of The Evening World; This is not a kick nor a calamity croak, but a question that must have risew in the minis of very many peo- ple. And I, would Ike such of your resders ‘as are scientists, expert chauf- feure, cay builders, &c., to answer Drie@y, giving their reasons, Mere The saute Fifth avenue, Riverside Drive, &a, Pleasant to ride on and are @ Demeft. Bur to an ignorant ont y ) and very narrow. y absolutely safe, the event of a . of Georg “The base of a right triangle equals 36 inches and the other two sides are to be found without using square root,” 1 would lke to say that I believe there are two of an- | @wers to this p » I work it by) the theorem, which states that & the sides of a triangle ure in @ proportion AN ANNUITY PROBLIM — Jones eettled an annuity upon his three daugh- ters to be divided each year in the same Proportion as their ages. At’ the first DAY inent the eldest was entitled to one- half the entire amount. When the #ixth of 8, 4 and 6 it is w right triangle, and |2MYMent was due, Martha rocelved $1 Jeen than whe had tho first year, Phoebe I wet for an answer 48 Inches and 60| Thatta ann ne Inches and. gp One-seventh jess than she first Kot, while inches, Checking by the theorem, which MA&FY Ann's share was twice as much as states that the eum of the pert of | she recelved the first year. Now, who rosly be ov created the furore in tne “itw-wwa-ah!" Jersey mail order university. Mr, Jarr moaned, but offered no re- nce, and they brought forth the Uttle mite of @ tallored hat that had It looked harmies enough. And even Mr, Jarr could tell tt was a hat, at a glance. “But on the satin or the tulle hats this apring they are using long wired loopa of maline,” sald Miss Dillworthy. “Ah! spoke up Mr. Mulligatawney, the assistant torturer, “Perhaps if the gentleman is from—ah—Salt Lake City, he wishes a hat for a lady that wil! nd hard usage—the hat, I mean— Bay ono to be worn several times--T understand they wear hats at several functions in the West. “The West is so stalwart, so bronzed cowboys and all that sort of th the had never carried a weapon in his life. “For the brunette lady mulberry shade would be quite chic," suggested Miss Dillworthy. box in St. other shades have been relogated.” And he toyed with his left side whis- ker, which was evidently his pet. “An all cerise hat 1s permisstole—for| Gus, within a stone's throw, playing shopping, You'll admit that, Mr. Mulll-| Kelley pool in the back room of « ea- CP thle fel elel fel kelalel flo l lel halotelalo toh ofol Mr. Jarr Escapes With His Life From a Forest of Spring Hats \ Cr ttle lll hal elat ll lolal fal elal hol Kol that's rugged, you know, S80 show him Mal-de-Mer shape with the small dow of faille, say, the bow Is attf! tense rigidity word in what a smart hat should be gatawney?’ sald Miss Diliworthy re-! proachfully, The floor walker shook his head as| though undecided. “Cavalieri and the Ciapreld have, ‘worn cerise and thd bronse emerald But, still—but, wtill’— murmured Mr. | Mulligatawney, aa though to indtoate| mich shades might be favored by great | artistes, but that he stood for the| Pastel shades, the quieter tones. “The| tete-de-negre ie my ideal," he added in! a whisper, now petting the right side- whisker to show that, while he had his| favorite, he would not be too openty Don’t say, I pray don't It ts tts very that makes !t the last was going fast, but he sum- his fortitude. Besides, he this bright! nothing but pastel shades, I ried Mr. Mulligatawney. ‘Even) Louls or Salt Li City or those’ frontier towns, surely the vivid Mr. Jarr thought of the bright spring day outside, of dluebirds singing, of | blossoming trees and of Mr. Rangle and The Baseball Writer. a wh « “with Easter falt- rain falling ever, since, the fly hion game y off se when hasn't, Because a raincoat and an um- brella cover a multitude of sins, on, pointing with a switchboard plug. | “The one with the home-made face’ That's the only man I never loved. “He's the exception?” T asked la ‘No, He's the baseball wri always did love I fure, So when 1 found he was a writer I thought 1 ht to learn to love him if I could. say, that Ruy can sure make a love go a lony way with me. “He used to ta © to ball games| with him, No fit t bleacherios, if you please, but press stand seats where I used to try to look Ike "Me Countess of Warwick Reporting Her First Ball Game for the Morning Chronicle: 0 Rut Lite! stand IMerature's Ingo, read his stories of the game, I got so, derstand such classic things of his as ‘Matty fanned the pill into left garden patch and did a Marathon for, two meal sacks, but perished miserably at third.’ Or could Mey not? Are they | Sots that i " nile 1s equal to the equare| an tell the amount of the Jones's an- for jusiance, as a trolley car?| of the hypothenuse, 1 get for the fret nuity? ANSWER TO @ILK AND me one who knows would an-| 3690 — 9600, and for the second wa) WORSTMD PULZLE—Gusie paid five meard of it | = 2036, ULF. | conte Ger ottt cad dour conte tor worsted. "Oh, what I didn't learn about the amond Language wouldn't be worth sememb'ring. I'4 study up. every phrase after a while, that T could almost un- | ‘Conquests of Constance Buy Aima Woodward Copyright, 1913, 1) Tie Press Puvlating Co, (The New York Evening World), : - of his tn the accounts he wrote, and I'd rved spring Connie, tiatter him something terrible and it showed ing in March and (press stand that I knew the game. “Well, one evening I wa butter-\ story in the sporting extr ena layed Giants these I spose {t was a new kind of cheer, all that he'd invented, to celebrate the! gantagy:” women are equal. (ilants' win, So T pretty near fractured!’ ytr, Jarr gave a look. It was. No | one’ knows my throat learning It. | “You will take these three, then?’ who's got spring ext day at the game Snodgrass | asked the saleslaty clothes and who swatted a two bagger, The fans hol- es leced to by the noise bégins to peter out T ups on © that man over there?’ she went My feet *Rtaoint “Thad it down fine, a sip say! ¥. Vfovial hu-ha and rubbered at me like 1 wa: ‘She'd throwin’ an’ cut the traces!'—whatever that may {wae {when they mistake thelr Mnotype ma. “I wanted to be Itterary and under- joyine for a plano and run thelr thumb: So I used to {down It for a trill, “That was enough for me, and I just says moved slowly away: ‘‘I'vo crippled the last specimen of Engi may been Rever have demmered to ting TOU ap” balleds ts Gsventiaect. . and one fresh truckman snickers: ‘The writer guy explains to me tact- fui, when T gave him the hot chat that sen't words at all, but a kind of mis- — |loon under the electric light. And here he was hearing cubist millinery phrases uttered by the strange beings who, per- ‘haps, knew what said phrases meant! | “How much fs the little one that looks lke a bug with a blue tall feather’ | asked Mr, Jarr finally. “The Auteull or the Cheriot?” asked Miss Dillworthy. ‘What did you in- tend to pay for hata? “Sixty dollare,” sald Mr. Jane, But he was thinking of the money he had cor three hats—one for Mrs. Jarr, jone for Mra, Rangle and one for Gus's H ‘em on him later, It used to the folks around us, on the reading his and at “What a coincidence! They are each of a parasTaph <Abaul Hew he sixty dollars!" cried Miss Dillworthy. won out in the ten’ ret “But the one with ra‘time words: ‘Etaoin shrdlu! Hh Ane CRAIN ot: |prey plume!” advised Mr. “Take {ttt Mulliga- tawney, is a contorted And she indicated the Qheriot, the Auteut! and the one with the fantasy of contorted onpray, “Go as ft you lke!" replied Mr, Jarr. And then courage came to him. He remembered the whispered remark that had connected him with the Church of | Latter Day Saints. “Send ‘em all,’ det. "Send ‘em all by special messenger—vollect—to Elder Berry, the Mild Hotel!" And he rushed out to find Gus and Rangle. And his bent was homicidal! see Co-eds and Vaudeville. A N editorial which appeared on the woman's page of the Daily Car- versity of Wisconsin, marks the be- eat the band, Then, just as and yells: SHRDLUY It sounded like marblés in it. But just gave me the hon with gla Those fa 5 a man in the season's first straw a fit. Sit on her head 1 was never so humillated in my comin’ to him, that those words the newspaper compositors make March 28, | from Becky's corsage and neck, he flung them in Gaining her long-lost hold on fat Jos Sedley and his fatter pocketbook. Dering 1913 But broke off the match between Jos and Becky. And Becky mentally swore vengeance on George. bi Forced to leave the Sedleys, Becky became the paid companton of rich old Miss Crawley. And at once she set about capturing the old lady's faveg- ite nephew, Rawdon. Rawdon Crawley was a big, good-natured {gnoramus; & fine soldier, crooked at cards, and with the mind and education of a afl s*hoolvoy. He was Miss Crawley's probable heir, and he looked to Becky like a splendid match for such a penniless, homely girl as herself. He readily fell In love with her and they were married (Becky finding out too late, to her chagrin, that she could as easily have married his father, Sir Pitt Crawley, who also loved her). At news of the marriage Miss Crawley and Sir Pitt cast Rawdon off. He and Becky were forced to make a living by thet wito= chiefly by Rawdon’s skill at cards. Rawdon and George Osborne were ordered to Brusests to Join the British army, massing there to repel Nepolesm Bonaparte. During the stay In Brussels, Becky managed to enslave Osborne. His little wife was utterly negtected by him, to her owa_ pained amaze, and to the rage of Capt. Dobbin, who was George's chum, em@ who had always secretly and hopelessly worshipped poor Amelia, ‘ At the ensuing battle of Wateloo, Osborne was killed. He and Amelia had a@ reconciliation (perhaps the most beautiful and pathetic scene in ell Bug lish fletion) on the eve of the battle, and she mourned him as though he Sa@ been a departed saint, Recky and Rawdon went back to London, where Rawdon's gambling and @er own fascination and wit kept them in luxury, though they were always Rai? swamped by debt. The sardonic old Marquis of Steyne, most powerful nobleman of the day, fell in love with Tecky, She kept him at arm's length, using Gis adoration to advance her own position in society and to finance her houseedld, One night on the home from @ ball at Lord Steyne's, Rawdon was eg rested for debt and was sent to the debtors’ prison. He wrote to Becky, begging her to raise the money for his release. She wrote back that she was heartbroken over the fact that she could not possibly do so. He next appealed to hig sister imlaw, who quickly secured his freedom. It was Iate at night when Rawdon was set free. Picturing Becky weeping alone in the dark for him, he hurrted homeward. He found his house ablese with light. Entering silentiy, he went to the drawing-room. Becky, resplendent in diamonds her husband had never before seen, was at the plano. Lord 6tegme was leaning devotedly over her. She caught sight of her husband and screamed: “Tam innocent!” Rawdon throttled Steyne and hurled him to the floor, A Neglected Wife. ~ Tearing the diamonds he Marquis's distorted fase retched woman, seeing Rawdon towering triumphant and powertel e, felt for once a thrill of real admiration for the husband she ad always despised, This scene ended the Crawleys’ life together. Friends averted a duel between Steyne and the husband. but on refused to 0 back to his wife. He accepted the Governorship of @ fever- swept colony and died there, Becky, the doors of suciety closed against her, drifted from one continental resort to another, at length fe this period she did the one semi-decent action of her life. She overcame Amelia's scruples against marrying the devoted Dobbin by showing her a note written by George Osborne just before the battle of Waterloo entreating Becky to elope with him, The Day’s Good Stories A Twisted Title, jt St Mode sna toe sat HEN the baby became tired of her candy | be wantin’ hange, and placed pearly a whole stick on the table dister Marjorie took up the wweet and began to eat it, ‘This made the baby cry lusty, y oak eltazee le Cleanliness a Handicap. HE neatness of the New England howe- “You don't want it and stfl you don't want keeper is) matter of common remark, end me to have it,” sakl Marjorie; “guotness, baby, busbauds in that part of the country exe you're just Mike the ‘dog ‘in the stall’ I read | supposed to appreciate their advantages, ‘ebout in my etery book,”—Youngstown Telegram, ! A bit of dialogue reported as follows shows. thet — there may be another side to the matter, Two Whole Cowsful. | ITTLE AGNTS between her fifth aud sixth | Dirthdaye developed a great fondness for | milk, Vielting her rural aunt she drank ro much that the old lady, for safety's eake, felt | ound to remonstrete, Agnes misunderstood the get slong until moming, rounds for remonstrance, ee “1 doylda't think you'd be eo etingy with milk, auntie,” she murmured, ‘“‘when there's two Not Disturbed. ee, eee WO spiders that dwelt tm different pam ot ff a & church one day cheoced to mest end ne ee se 4 Into drop conversation and asked ame A Necessity. another where they lived. HE temperance reformer wes justly proud of| “I live under the pulpit,” ead No, 1, “end having converted the Megest drunkard in a| very week I alway think I din be eolting Uitle Seotch town and induced Dlm—te| billed, ‘The parma beng: hie heod down, end I form and spout hus experience, (@rtting squashed." “My friends,” he said, “I never, never! “OB,” sald No, 2 “you ought to come end thocht to stand wpon this platform with the| live with me I never get dlaturbed foam emp provost on one aide of me and the toon clerk on| ear end to arother.” th’ ther aide of ee, I never thocht to tall ye] “Why, where do yon liver" asked No, 1, that for e whole month I haren't touched a dmp ‘I live ia the poor bor,"—Lendon ‘f are of ‘special interest. ‘This is dainty eed charming, tucked most becamingly, but by me means diMecuk to make, The little yoke portion at the frent can be used for head embroi or can eut from iitover tage terial « p odingy r the early Will be ex ly worn, but it ts preb- able that, with the of the warm n : would ‘be lovely eaade from cotton crepe tt | weight crepes be exten- | | Pattern No. 7806—Fancy Tucked Blouse, 34 to 42 Bust, dinal, the student paper of the of a crusade by Wisconsin co- inst vaudeville acts in which songs of a suggestive character ere Introduced, A movement te on among the women students not only to put ish I'm going to, for your gweet | the singing and playing of such songs But whatever your own failings | unéer the ban, but to withhold their pe, I guess your mother must «| patrenage from vaudeville theatres un- ‘& noble woman. 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