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ean ope eres anne - a Oe cer RE A SER The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, March 22, 19.13 i, Cre GR aaiorio The Laster Girl ais Oe o, (. By Maurice Ketten ‘ FS@TABLISHED BY JOBPPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Sunday. by the he Publishing Company, Noa. 63 ¢o ‘ew York. RALPH PULITZER, President, 62, Park, Row, J ANGUB W, Treasurer, 3 Park Row, JOSHPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row, Entered at the Post-Office 1) mite Se Second Ci Subscription Rates to. 7 Tor Mnglant and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries in the International ,. and Canada, Postal Union. + 03.30) One Year..... One Month.. f One Year One Month VOLUME 53 THE SUMPTUOSITIES OF EASTER. 2 are expected to expend more than a million and a half of dollars for flowers for the celebration of Haster in this It is not a large sum measured by our expenditures for things less lovely and less beneficial both to him that gives and ‘ her that receives. 5. But along with the beautiful and costly flowers there are to| ; be given by mandate of extravagant queens of fashion large numbers ¢ of even more costly gifte. Haster is beginning to rival Christmas ; as a season for ostentatious display of gift giving; a new insolence | for the rich, » new burden for those of moderate means that are foolish enough to imitate it. NO, 18,841 Copyright, 1913, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Word) HP average man's wife is just the “filling” in the sandwich between | his, business and his pleasures. e Ifa man could understand women life would be robbed of most of its pment, At present three-quarters of the average man's ewistence te spent in wondering what a woman ts goiug to do nest Why is it that when a nice young man confesses to you that he ia married he always, acts so apologetic about it? Marriage may sometimes be a misfortune, but it is really no disgrace. It ts sometimes a good thing for the reputation of femininity that a woman doesn't think out loud while she ig waiting for her husband to fing the hooks and cyes on the back of her dress, 7 It is impossible, of course, for metropolitan life to maintain the | i simplicity of pastoral days. With our splendid churches and our One of the things that aliays puzsle a woman is why it is that the ; sumptyous society, we must have a gorgeous Faster. ‘The lily must later her husband “works at the office” nights the tess moncy he seems to . . aaah °, s have next morning. : give way to the orchid, the tinted egg to the elaborate creations of a ; confectioner. Alas, it {3 no use truing to get a woman to take an intercst in a little thing like mental science, socialism or the improvement of the race untid she has had at least one husband! When a husband comes home with a bunch of flowers or a bor of candy, somehow his wife always reserves her enthusiasm until she discovers whether he is apolcgizing for something he has done or preparing the way for something he is going to do. 5 Fortunately only a few are bound over to this madness. M i of the millions that make up the city will rejoice in the resurrection and the return of spring, regardless of pomps and fashions, Already the bluebird and the robin have been seen in the park. The rich will get no finer jpy of their toys and exotics than the pretty birds will bring free to all who love them. a, Se | THE WORLD’S SUNDAY MAGAZINE. | PODS ee Love-making is the only occupation in which a man never becomes #0 utterly discouraged that he hasn't the heart to begin again. Some men regard a promise as lightly and caretessly as they would @ wedding vow World’s Sunday Magazine and Story Section will to-morrow furnish a variety of articles pertinent to the cily and to the} * Easter time that will be found interesting from first to last. | The contents include “The Boy with:an Angel’s Voice,” a New | York choir boy whose singing is one of the wonders of our musical | world; the story of a New York girl “with the camera eye,” who has bs had extraordinary success in identifying criminals that fooled the | f police; the remarkable Lenten “service of lights” in Calvary Church, | the story of a saleagirl who achieved brilliant success as an operatic star, an elaborate account of how human thoughts have been photo- | . graphed by means of a new discovery in science, famous paintings of New York society women, the menu of a “perfect dinner” devised by a committee of famous chefs in England, full directions how to make a stunning spring hat at home, words and music of Sousy’s | great march song, “Me American Girl,” and a copy of “Fun,” Th 4 World's weekly budget of wit and humor, Don’t miss it to-morrow. Whether you stay at home or make | an excursion, it will be an interesting companion any hour of the day. <4: NEW YORK'S SEWERAGE PROBLEM. A .THOUGH the discussion of the problem of purifying Now C h ats With Gr e at : M (<a n Oo f t h e Cc i vil W a T York harbor before the Academy of Medicine was academic, the subject itself is one of pressing municipal concern, The By M rs. Gen . Pick ett F" those that make of Sunday a day of rest and reading, The | The Week’s Wash By Martin Green Copyright, 1913, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). | ey isa surprising thing to me," ree pure. ‘Those women who turn over thelr I: marked the head polisher, “that/earnings to alleged men are deliberate Vive continues to flourish when |in that foily, They don't have to. there are so many | “What is needed in dealing with the People who know|vice situation is a big Man with nerve Just what causes it/and knowledge who can make the peo- and how to stopjple see the truth and lead them away i fom mawkish sentimentality. Some- “On that sub-[ ths: ought to be done, and the mushy- Ject,"". said the|minded women and mushier-minded men laundry man, “we}who are revelling in the task of un- have beon slopping ng their jguorance on the commu- over of late, Pub-jnity might be suppressed as the first Ne discussion won't | step" benefit a condition | nnn {a one entirely $ Where Candor Loses Out. i RTIN GREEN, Perea na ranaaakd | of laws. ‘The good 66TAOS You think,” asked the head ‘are good because they want to be good, | D i j Jes polisher, “that the recom- [aaa the ae ure bad because they want | mendation of the Wagner com- |to be bad, \ ; mittee that saloons be allowed to open | “The current discussion of the 80-lthy:» front doors during certain hours calied white slave traffle has afforded » with nasty-nice minds a ernccnangn —me : v . : 5 y to do considel e intel superb site of New York is subject to the defect that what the rivers at ng. The {gnorance of mort { , A i i i Coyyright, 101%, by ‘The lew Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), “It in said that Early's looks and volce save f dangers, of those who are writing to the inves- carry down to the bay at ebb tide the tide brings back at the flood. Copyright, 101: és in sal at Early's looks and volce saved bin: from many dangers, of those re writing : id ei a ee bod NO. 32—GEN. JUBAL A. EARLY, serving him In need as did those of Shelton Leake, who was a member of the tisating committees and the Legislature | As a consequence, the sewage floats back and forth until it either Shi *s Foe in the Sh ‘Thirty-sixth Congress, When the Yankees took possession of Charlottesville is gigantic, Nearly all the theories set sinks or is drifted ashore, From this comes a dangerous pollution eridan’s Foe in enandoah. Leake, who was not only homely but bloodless and looked like a dead tan, forth and remedies offered are foolish, “The contention that the defin of the waters; and a city that should have the largest line of water front for the enjoyment of its people has a line that is becoming a Ite association between the wages pald sud vice $s advanced bY lon Sundays will paxs the Legislature?” oxed largely of dough. ! have my douvts,” replied the laun- rat the persons who setl-jdry man, “It is reported that there will bo a minority veport againet the Sun- jee opening plan. } "it is mighty hard to get a straight honest law dealing with the liquor ‘question through a Legislat itt is a proposition will put th ition of Sunday « up to the jPeople of the sity y York, who % all they want all day Sunday in rrooms anyhow, Hut the hypocrites to know him, he had never asked to be presented. | Over him and welghts on his eyes, When the Yankees came she sald tearful One day he came in when Gov, Letcher, our beloved | ‘Please go away; my husband lies there dead.’ They lifted the sheet, lov loll War Governor and watch dox of the Treasury, who had| bi and left, But that was not the story T Intended to tell you.” menace of d . appointed Gen. Early as Meutenant-colonel at the begin-| “Pleave tell the other one,” we pleaded. To carry the sewage out to sea by any plan as yet devised will ning of the war, was dining with us at the hotel. “One night after Gen. Early had been driven by Sheridan from the Shenans » * 7 a ah, never to return, he st ‘d one night with some friends in Hagerstown. F ‘ rly," said the Governor, stopping the General ayed one nik 01 nds in Hagerstown cost a great deal of money, but even at the highest estimate made passing. “You know Mrs, Pickett and Miss Ould,| THe next day being Sunday his host invited the General to attend church with hy competent authority the expenditure would be a true economy. the family, Marly is not noted as a church-going man, But in r " ft 3 J ‘ ve 4 feelings of his friends he accepted the invitation, The unavcuston The solution of the problem offered by the Sewerage Commission is it Ras been the noblest effort Of ™Y) the measured Intonations of the preacher's volce xoon lulled the weary soldier attractive and appears quite feasible. Backed as it is by some of * T gald, “we all admire your bravery hin dine eal ween eked until the clergyman, tlustrating some point in! ‘ : . A a k ‘OU. * ¥1 Mk Idier 41 CONES SAR RR the strongest organizations in the city, the project for improvement ond Mant te hase F a’ | ee uppose, my brethren and sisters, that the dead of generations gone ought to become a live issuc before the evil becomes greater than it is. Te te I saw Gen. Early almost every day and wanted | Was saved by a ruse of his wife, who made him lie on a table und put a sheet pect to the | quiet and should arise and pase WHAT WOULD Bi lurg, and before you could even put on your coat. ly ad Tis proposit cape a 1 ratulate myself, madam, ends : faulty to determine if the " and hypocrisy has mo: : there ee ive nt Teen heath Hee nee its ROT UPON YOU , . HA thee Ree a candor in government i General, you ought to be ashamed,” sald Gov. Letcher. SSOHHIRY: Ovary dears one Of Shent Poverty makes drunkards of men Ores Letters From the People ‘To change the conversation T sald: Tesponded the high-pitched, squeaking * hat it doesn't make outcasts of women.| $A Hot Tip for the Giants, $ ORR ARARAAOOPPPODDPDPODPPPPDPPPP ILS “General, 1 heard an interesting story from one of my schoolmates from ae of sens) Bay, suddenly “awake Was ever there a more poverty-stricken | : reel pba accel Racehorse) which she tells me was inhabited principally by Dunk. ; {nel and with mind filled by the country than Ireland? or generations sald the head po To the Baivor of The Freaing World ACHP Gf Gk BOREL” ORR. SE ards. were the Unton candidate to the convention and Col, Dillard was the | ‘MOUgnt of his rapidly vanishing army.) women of Ireland litevaily. starved the Giants are pep) 1 On what date did Good Friday fall! Soure to be unwise to deprive a woman | Secession candidate, At church tne Sunday before election, after they had sung) weer point, served ta Mextee net wa the chastity of ile ew ot t in 18732 ACR, [of this right. Many young women of|#M@ Prayed, the minister arose and sald: ' [YAP CERI MARV RG AN) BISRIN0, AG Re | . and alvays hae |yards with home runs From the Side. Breat density in thelr, school work| _." {MY brethren, the county t# in great trouble, An election has been called | Mitre Governor of Monterey after ti | been Jewel in. Krin'a)” ‘‘sugmestion to John McGraw," quid To the Editor of The Bvening World prove to be remarkably efficient wives| "4 T want you all to go to the polls to-morrow and vote with Jubal Karly and | Qo UpanOn Dy i wited & rown, A workiig girl will fall at § Which is the correct way to eat from Peter Saunders. For as Jubal votes #o will Peter,’ [ee Sa Oe Be ja week as easily as at % a week if she 1 and mothers. And many women are fe 2 La} fed Army f ai lee: | & spaon, from the side or from the : “Just then Col, Dillard, the Secession candidate, ederate Army, Was of slgantic intellect ts Inclined that way i j struguling with home and family prob- 5 ‘andidate, arose to speak and the| ang, after his sword was sheathed, he } point? EMMA. Wien who are far. better aductod ty, minister, ifting up his wriis and closing his eyes, maid: “We will now lok to | Qurnged, p The woman outcast is a natural and! : Horse and Rope Problem, mi Tl tod 12\ the Lord and aing the Doxology and be diamiased.” And you were unanimously | 2orended his cause with his pen, living sk'Mful iar. Her Ife ts a lie. ‘There | | Fu tee Beiter of Tho Brening World: {teaching school, Surely, a woman who! ine | and dying unreconatructed, to the convention ax a Union man," “Yes, "tone of t hat h ; ‘A barn 25 feet long and 26 feet wide) !# qualified to teach in the school ia) olleage ony tae eats naa Ay Senator Daniel told me that when the | * he replied, “unlike Gov, Barbour, who got only the vote of the easta ae’ Reauiating. Kae’ ‘ iS rous chances (+ marry a good man. o aT v yale vi 4 id: ge {n Y = fo puilt in a feld of grass. ane ee ler private Me! wat people, 1 got those of the most people too, and without either kissing the | ician gave hin up he said age involven, perhaps waar | fe @riven in one corner of the ba: to the bent Interests of her family, here! nities or keeping the calf off while the mother milked the cow. 8 {_ TTB vou Have done ah you can Cor Ing dishes and sweeping floors and cook- rope 100 feet long is tied to the stake; a: | self and er students U. 8. " i Ne cow. Birange as It) mor Well, o away and let me alone May seem, you've Lold the story as it happened, In all these years it has not | ing meale and lading « lite of regu- | a horse is tied to the other end of the How Many Ki and send for John Daniel.” been take larity. Work fs the last thing the aver- the laundry man, ‘Why doesn’t he from or added to and, what is etranger still, it has not been ap- i | . How many feet of grass can the | ay the paitor of Tie propriated."” Mr. Fania was sent for, and when outcast. cra Hut she will Ite paint scenery representing board fences arse graxe on, reade! ; sat cnio a ‘i Pr {he came the unreconstructed one, after 1 ques by te. [on the Polo Grounds bleachers’ | bd JOHN SULLIVAN eS amar snl ei leeer tan, abs 1 thought," said Gov, Letcher, “you were going to tell that other famous | giving the necessary legal instructions, said: i questioned amateur } im LIVAN, er this rather interesting question: hich Fiarly ‘i + ators, | i Yes. iow eae tite; ee wish Karly doesn't ilk “John, I don’t want any sermon or hymn-singing over me. 1 ‘With the so-called white slave vice i PR i acura Amer] OAS tat story: ts personal and reflects upon my pulchritude 111i go to my | hoys to march to my grave cart¥ing the Confederate flax 1s a cold, commercial proposition, It } Isa man a citizen who. 1s born in| natural Iifetim . PUTZ, |own table and let the Governor tell it.” VHedgeville } = isd Rs i $l Rebel still:" And don't let them forget the chor affords an easy living and idle pl | this country and whose father is not! oneeeeren — ———— a : é ee ee oa : Ms. PO ideal { And can he vote without | oo ‘papers? JOSEPH 8. | proccanenass , wane | ep ait or A in The World Almanac. | on Publishing Co ix. . By John L. Hobble Y t ‘To the Kaitor of The Evening World | - anne | a Where can I find the following sta- H ah!, 1813, by The T i om : Male and female po; tlon of Copgright. 1818. by The Press Publishing Ov, ¥ the United States according to lust} A EVE ME, READER T PLAC j | ‘The New York Evening World) a census, Male and female population of ’ LANDLADY EVER YY MONEY EW FROST says that if a man the world according to latest estimates, | Krew W I HAD A L AN THis OLD YOUR ( NO. PH R has any self-respect he will re- ,N. J, ASRS AS THe Paes PAIR O° PANTS! D BILL form after he has been found out ‘To the Editor of The Goidie Moss a® a joke but eno has no sense of humor. Only im- | mediate friends will be present. Hudson? He was an Englishman. Pr ie tame was Henry Hodgeson. Waren ie took service in Holland. thie wes| ( 6 q wv" you are vain down at the Sf i c FORGE PLANK Proposed ti ra What was the nationality of Hendrik| Y BOARD BILL! LA J & hee changed to Hendrix Hudson, | just go around with « \ spring in your walk, and no- | body will notlee it. | ‘To the Eadtior of The Evening Woild + Im what part of New York City is Pid Jumel Mansion? Heme Versus ‘cheolroum, he EAitor of ‘The Kvening World The recent action of the Boerd of! Education in refusing a your's leave Absence to a teacher in order to bring Ub @ child of her own has Ks. DBRKS says a man would be beiter off if he paid less atten- tion to what he thinks about | himself, and Mstened more to what hie je fe said, | | ENRY GORDE has a reputation of being an honest man, because one time he stole &: pay a debt of hones,” “UNO ery