The evening world. Newspaper, February 20, 1913, Page 22

— The Evenin SSTABLASHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Gepsey. by the Frese Favitening Company, Nos, 63 te Can You Beat It? @ <i): @ By Maurice Ketten A Fetsuren iad tw. yTo INVESTH a go By and and the Citinte cry e You UNLIMITED PowER . mR LEGISLATURE United States ‘All Countries tn t ; , “MARE A MOST 68.80! One Tear... oo 68. THOROUGH INVESTIGATION ° 80, One Month...-.-. 85 , MY Sout IS IN VOLUME 538.....cccccsccseccccesees «NO. 16,811 MY WORK ‘Caprngnt, 1v18, by ‘the Hees Wubtining Us, (The Now Tork Srening World), [‘nstte icon copons too for notion MORGAN’S NEW BANK IDEA. Po cece Sans Mem tn co pr that he always expects to get it for nothing. inelude bedrooms, baths, dining rooms and a terrace garden The only safe ship on which to embark on the sea of Matrimony tr FRIENDSHIP, with Love for the satt and Respect for the anchor, a TAMMANY LEGigLATURE No, Dearte, a literary genius isn't looking for an intellectual mate; whad he needs 49 @ mate with an tron-clad constitution, ineulated nerves and jude | enough intelligence to ory “Hear, hear!” every time he opens Me mouth. | | When © woman can't ory, fe loses Ralf ite attraction for her; tt ta the | only thing woree then not having a nice, broad shoulder to cry on. €é i i f Ig THe INVESTIGATING heme building being virtoally LAWYER READY To j ftedtf may scen vanish. Every START THE INVESTIGATION The moet dificult thing in mythology for men to understand te why grip end cleep where night him, men see Orpheus should have gone all the wey to Hell in search of Ms own wife, bre ha wy S pay dy tem pang eit The Hottentof'e method of proposing to a girl, by knocking er senselead end Gregging her off by the hair, may have deen a little rougher than: me's? (iat pot the heme in the morgee. modern man's veiled Mnte, but of least she had the sattefaction of knowing * eS eae that Re wae serious, PARK ORDINANCES AND ‘A man considers that his wife te simply eaten up with feminine curios- YSOUSSING parks and flowers bef. ity {f ehe can't walt to read her letters until he has finished them D jmp yi Fae dip hove ones Wehen tn pars When a woman tells e man that she loves him he considers the question Stover people settled forever; dut a man's heart te 00 much like the weather that 6 women oo coon te cared a oe page * {s filled with miseradle doudte unless she has oily bulletins of the tom- thet the city government hae never put the eae The dest way to hold a lover: Hold him at @ distance. Joaquin Miller,a © @ Son of the Sierras ‘by Albert Fayson Terhane Copyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD Indiana boy decided he did not want to go te school. So he eolved the problem by running awa: ‘This w as in MAYOR GAYNOR'S HALF WISDOM. = Re A Mexican vaauero, adopted member of an Indian tribe and one of Walker's AYOR GAYNOR, in @ letter a Liew of meet hi Z = f S re ot a echowimaster, coun en urnlde and Aponte of Uae Even when he subdued his wanderiust to etudy 4 become posing sny popular right recall fadges or other is cabibee 60 thot OFSESHi Uae) Kol wha al Wrage lan i tho Gide (ee. thr, Breer and officiala, says: “We have officials enough now giving way irregular, He even hdopted the first name of Joaquin Murtetta, a Mexican to the clamor and abuse of demagogue scamps; and past history illus- : Dendlt whom he hed bsseased Throwing over a Practice he became. wuc- ° r . cessively @ miner, an eé: ehger, & coun! or, a ludge. trates ye hong popular enn almost rie ie Then 4 | . There rae ink tn hie wvolins ab Wall od adventuredova’ Abd’ be. eortuatas Vanes in the angle of @ fence makes more noise than the noble herd of i dnd I neve oath, on6 I soy it over, the world goes over, cattle nearby.” 'twwere detter £0 Be content and clever i The value of these traths ie dimini¢hed to « half by the known WO Sakae ei GE SLT CPRAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AANA facts thet of recent years in this country politics has gone awry, not Mr. I C Than a strong man striving for fame or gain. © © © 20 much becanse of official yielding to demagogues and ecampe as to . Jarr s Confronted by For, we promise #0 great of glory end golg | | official eubserviency to big interests. Moreover, past history illus- Three Mysterious Strangers For what 49 4¢ all, iw the worde of sree trates that plutocratic intrigue is wrong more often than popular mie Bat ry vesing, of sous ond @ vain Geairer aan clamor. As to the grasshopper and his voice, it is to be borne in ; ; in ble “songs erraa ey Deve. seereeen ‘egal. slat thet the vou povee by ap means pendent ores. ot | gaara tse man, of ye Degen mec, et eget | ding one enema Al ceca ain nt that comes from a fence corner. He could be just as stridulent if] = asd tsk thonemeh eave Soave" ce’ | atcata, agreed’ With aoe= oes bond @t|| "SCORN Soul vory maushi @ratemen” | ciononge ts picasa Would touch his poetry. @o Miller perched in s mayor's chair in Kenses—or in New York. f the Boy Evangelist, when allied with|tho Publicity Department—you should be| interposed Mr. Jarr, ‘But Mrs, Jarr has| ‘rnere in e day he aprang to fame and was hailed as “The American Byron.” i Prof. Greese, the Singing Pilgrim!" let in on the ground floor.” my card plate at a department store, | Queen Victoria, after one look at the uncouth, shag@-beanled figure in tts? See ce he a Here the ex-Boy Evangelist handed| ‘Well, what do you want with mef" land whenever I run out of carde she | elaborately rugged cordureys and high boots, nicknamed tim “the Grand O14 Mr. Jarr a large card on which was en-| asked Mr. has @ hundred struck off for me.” WHERE WE DIFFER FROM THE FRENCH. | [w/e cont iar Tore begecpe Mgt ahd oe back?” asked the President of the Inter-| your order for engraving work?" asked ‘Mountaine.” To all this adulation, Miller was—outwardly—deaf; sag- emo white man anything at all. The Indians are my true friends.” Presiden‘ France been * SAMUEL @HOTWELL SLURK, national Financing Securities Gyndicate, | Mr. Glurk severely. “We, come, eir, on Ame: HE installation of « new in has baited Cromeiae, 118. 7 The Pom Pana © || President and Chairman Boerd of . “It's @ genuine engraved |e eatter of millions, sir, millions! Do enue, pay pC ed Peg lle g Pagani groonvvous Ale Myrvidte @ncted with a grace that mocks the uncouth display of an Han York Srening Wont), Directors, card, and not, sir, © printed card et 9] you think, sir, that three such live-wires | Sountain, as @ resting spot for worn-out poets and tramps, le Caltgornig., “inauguration” in thie country. There was no pompous|¢¢—yBNTS to see youl seid the || Internations) tnancing Geourtties cente ee ey, Davee case fe aes, ane Guano ae “Thot man who lives for self alone, perele of prominent citizens, officials, clubs end organizations whose G Prevlocdy he would have|| Cable address “Slurkahot.” T should eay nullified—all for the waot|G.ew and Michael Angelo Dinkston are| Tie Tor the meanert morta; Nnows,” he wrote, gemnbers do not know how to mareh; hardly how to walk. No long} said: ‘Two guys wantcha!” of an engraved card!” peddling engraved vielting or business| And he tried to live up to it, But the trainps robbed him and the worn-out ly Bl ue ar dare tn ble purvult of « ratso| spoke up Mr, Micheel Angelo] “A lawyer may have hts offlcs ‘in hia| cards? No, sir! We wish to enlist your | D°¢t® proved Mttle more worthy. So the scheme was abandoned and The Hights qpeech that nobody heard. of salary of tate had been scurrying 00 “Counsellor MoGlew, who is! ha’,' as the saying is,” added Counsolior | energies and financial interest in 9 #60,-| became merely an eyrie for his own restless spirit. There he lived, wrote and ‘A email body of trained troops escorted the incoming and retiring |much trom the boss's ofice to the office | 90 corgorationthe United Show: Petia icc deen cS AU ot teaey a Rete oan nce Presidents from the Elysee to the Hotel de Ville, Working girls |tar'n Yer'tt, ontion thet Mn Jerr ° "By Bugene Geary 3 | Zoe sau es zee cantet five us co order} yenre did he mingle with the outer world, His ‘Songs of the Slerraa” “Songs dang the strovts took off their nosogays and flung them in the car-|bad Droueht up the pusiness | Irish Love Song & & | for w two dollar copperplate! Sscoe See haters as Lain: POCER tao alin te eee Mr, Jerr therefore sua, “Show ‘em "But!" added Mr. Slurk impressively, Y e Dartiy from ¢ or, siege. More elaborate bouquets were tossed from windows, A/in:" in tis best businesslike manner. * Copyright, 1918, ty The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), “a penny saved le a penny gained, A) be maintained throughout life iis claim to the, title of “Apostle of the Cnusual.” was @ continuops shower of flowers from an acroplane that | An tn « minuto the office boy was back | wir 1 eaid your checks shamed the red) ure, your bright, winnin’ smile an‘ |/Gve and ten cent store company has nd he had no trouble in making the world take him at his own fnee vaice. sovelty with Mr, Dinkston, Counsellor Casa- roses’ brightness, 'vour soft, rippin’ laughter Duin and owns @ building that will rent | ODeMy he sneered at notoriety, dectaring: cisaled above the crowds. Then, in a concourse of 8,000 people, the | bianca Moiew and a pompous and im-| An your step was a match for the| Tho biiss whall increase of our happy |“e#% room to dealers in dismonde— T but sing for the love of song and the few retiring President eaid to his successor: “T transfer to you the powers | Portant looking personage of stately site| | “mountain deor's lightness, hereafter, An engraved cards even when the plete Who loved me fret and shall love me last an unshaven face, , a pal for, \." ef state” The new President, pale but restrained in his emotion, | ‘me omoo boy drew up chair and a |" 7our boson, of love like the ocean) An’ hers tn oir Rome By our ew} wwell, what answered: “I consscrate myself to the service of the Republic.” That | mite, ally amie worked up from the !sure, divi @ word of « tle Td be rainbow shall besm tellin! round wu i wes ail. ‘ with the trto and lost itself at his car] 6 Sunny-hairea darlin’, O, dlueeyed| ‘Then, come to my arma, my blue-eyea | DUectore, Of the United Shosstrings ‘That is charming in France, but it would not be charming to us }*“A0" sare does not remember mot” be] collen! cabteent favo tinencing, at the offices of tho Toe if tried at Washington. We like to be in tho procession, Women| bowed unctuously, “Prof, Slurk?”* No wondher the village maids call you} The woodland may vary its rloh,|/tervational Financing Seourities Com- thelr queen; vernal sheen, that cennot get in the inauguration parade are going to have one |o¢ my revival aervicen tn Brookiyn: with of their own on the day before. It isn’t pretty, but it is halcyon and Jour delightful and charming | motner| eles oy ot ee eee BT in-law, your gracious and ref wit ‘ou're rest an’ sweetest, my own ut tl for thee, ever, my own vociferous, and we prefer it #0. and your intelligent and moat tatereet- Kathaleon! Kathaloen! hese uses aca PSR) From cartle-famed Blarney But this true heart stial! never To lovely Killarney, ve “Look But the three visiting magnates rose ae « and Mr. Jarr followed them out. Letters From the People. Is Le atl om nen pee Gundey iast fall on the 234 of March? MRS, 6 A. JOHNGON, Great Idea Jerry Astoria, L. 1 . YOURSELF TO BECOME, 5: 01 DEPRESSED HE Dasvonvany fe eenan yor <a The “Inside” Wheels. eee fe “yy FEELING BLWE DO Ast 00! Evding World: ‘oe Fe ee ee at an’ automobile rune CHEER, wh na) BE MERRY, BLITHE AND Gay. ‘AND, THAT FAWING. ning on @ straight, smooth, level track and entering @ circular curve, which wheels have a tendency to leave the track, the inside wheels or the outside wheels? JOHN F, M. Lume THIS - LASLA 9 LALA BECOME MORE CAREPRES As to the Goldfeh. Te the Eaitor of The Evening World: A reader asks for information on keeping goldfish alive in a steam heat- ed flat. My aquarium contains gravel, peBbles and plants. I feed the fish! every day with a little piece of the fis food about the size of half a cent. | Jt can be bought in any bird store, 1 never change the water except when | T have to move, which happened last year in May, If the water evaporates 1 AU the aquarium up with fresh water, but I wait until i¢ ts about two or three inches from the top. I live always in « steam heated flat. I have he@ my fish about five years and all ave healthy: MRS. A FREUND. |