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ome te Ben rane MR. JARR IS IN RIGHT Jerr. They amply .ean’t do anything | rm. fy Necaute such codfish ariatocracy and | her Raise your voice at them, they raise say a word!" thetmm back ali the higher, But raise an| Mrs. Rangle ran right into old Mrs. eyebrow and they are bewildered. Dusenberry as she was entering her fiat. Yes, an Qfre. Jare would tell you, the| “I’ve just come from the Jarra,” sald — i 3 “Mr. Jarr will stay with hie firm, of | course. He couldn't very well refuse| after— but what am I saying?” | Mra. Stryver’s cook while putting glass although Mrs. Rangie, now in # in the basement window, and when Mrs, | Mra, Jarre as to why. Mr Jarr bad! “By Jove! Ie that ao?’ cried Mr. rushed downtowa to’the apedial meeting’ Stryver. “We must g: satt-ah sr-tickles at me; she des flung didven, ‘and stove han'les, and skillets, and a ‘caatonal cat or dog, oF suppin’ datuhway, And dey didn't ‘ais Dractizin’ some o° ee ae be what doy call « expert, and SSet muh heed!"—Woman's Home Companion, TOM? #1 a 7 ttqhen there are hecklers in the audience, ‘ se teen? cf wine the other aay was getting on | tomeortal parlors, he smiled ead eid, ‘M “and he We GOTTA THROW AW.NOw, Hic DONT ASHES ON MiSs HERE Be AN OLD GRANNY? WALK Yousé itIDs IS) ETTIN IT_SLIPPRY WAS GLASS! © AT LAST—(POSSIBLY). dressed go well but who spent eo litle ®t the grocers and the buteher’s that no Mrs. Jarr would say no more as to Mr. Jarr’s present relations with his Mrs, Rangle even told all about the money, and he denies my cousin noth- Mra Rangle thought i about time,|ing. Bo he said to her, ‘What will it be, nhyway, to give Mra, Jarra little dig. |@is? (he alwaye calls her Sis.) ‘a trip band can afford bis ‘wife every Mra.Jarr waa. very much mis- taken! Very moeb mistaken indeed! Mire. Jarr affected got to see the/band has his own business. He isn't de- t that had beeg thrown down. | pending on a email salary like my hus- as che afterwat@ ‘sald, the only | bandand yours!’ keep the well meant: ‘This. vious midd@ie-class people fn is to {ghore thelr innuendos, jaty emiled in @ superior manner Mrs. Jarr could tell you that calm /again and sald: upertor emile baffles that sort of| ‘Why, my husband's salary—-but there! How stupid of me! I promised not to were worthy peoplé-ob, very|Mre. Ransie. “Mr. Jarr has had his and, really, for their ota-| salary Goubled—dat I promised not to che geetaen refined, | tel!” ‘gow, ef course, but good, whole-| Mrs. Dusenberry, who had no caste! prejudices, met Gus's wife in the butcher poles, but sturdy and all that sort of /shop a few minutes later and remarked But then—oh, well, my dear, | how rejoloed she was that Mr. Jarr was getting eueh big money where he arr smiled her sweetest and | worked. ed @ meaning Iaugh and remarked: | Gus's wite spoke of it to Mrs. Schmidt, jughly awed attitude of mind, | Stryver learned of it from her maid eh Board of Directors of his frm-| Thay are charming people! 1 wonder ‘eon put out of the fiat, think he'd fall for mining stock, do eo ad of vent}; your” The Count at Home. sab! She didn't thow none o’ dem hat is, The Heckler. King ts the hardest work in the said Senetor Beveridge, “It te world," especially hard,” he continued, emiling, 9018 h te next!’ ""—Judge, a eee nse paused Anorentrely, Rut a hapten p to Secretary. the pause to yell Mra, Mather Prouly of Vort Wayne is the tm a A Real Winter Resort. Ay y ee ey UrHEn fer BURBANK, the plant wizard, sald, o rl Teellierat a bonquet of violets tn/sleme © baby, 0 gemma Wk intetatag with Banie Hosa on 9 brilliant December morn. | ieee our misguided people | eremest atian jere in the winter The Evenin 0, 1918 ‘S'Matter, Pop?” World Daily M zine, Thursday. January | HAVE A LITTLE LIFES WATCH MB! IMA BEAR AT THIS HID GAMBA, WHoo?ER? AT THIS! Git our OF MY WAY, OOF! Copgright, 1918, by The Peas Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening Werld). OWE of us attempt Aguressive- jand Song was Viewed as o Feaci ness when simple Ardor is the | nating Sort of a Divvle—dut Now hy mii ta Properly Regarded sotely ae a Yep: You WOMEN THINK we MEN DON'T KNow How TO HANDLE INFANTS! Not Like Any Story That You Have Read Tarzan of the Apes. (Copyright, 1912, ty Frank A, Munsey Co.) wife of the delicatessen dealer, who told; Mra. Slavinsky, and Mr. Slavinsky told; Had the battle continued @ few @ec- convinced that Clayton understood whet was required of him, and then left him to follow voluntartly. The Englishman finally concluded that he was a prisoner and saw no al- ‘ternative but to accompany hia captor, end thus they travelled slowly through the Jungle, while the sable mantle of the impenetrable night of the forest fell footfalle id padded wild calls of the yton felt all thie closin; Suddenig Clayton heard the faint report of a Grearm—a singte shot, and then etlence. In the cabin by the beach’ two thor- rrified women clung to each other as they erouched upon th bench In the gathering darkness. negress, sobbing hysterically, bemoaned the evll day witnessed her departure from her dear while the white girl, eyed and outwartly calm, was tortured by inward forebodings. not more for herself than for the three men whom she knew to be wandering in the abysmal depths of the jungie, from which now tssue4 the incessant shrieks and roars, barkings and growl- ings of Ite terrifying and fearsome in- stress and glanced, ‘ward the Uttle square of moonlight just as the tiger emitted @ low, savage snarl. The sight that met the poor diack’s eyes Was too muoh for the already over- nerves. ih, Gabdereliet” dhe shrisked and all4 to the floor, an inert and senseless mase. what seemed an eternity the great brute stood with its forepawe up- on the atll, glaring into the little room, Presently it tried the etrength of the 8 great talons, girl had almost ceased to breathe when to her relief the head disappeared and abe heard the brute’s footateps t wind onds longer the outcome might have been different, but all was accomplished #0 quickly that ¢he Mon had scarce time to recover from ite surprise before it sank lifeless to the ground. Then the strange figure which had vanquished it etood erect upon the car- ry throwing back the wiki, handsome head, gave the fearsome ory which « few maments earlier had ap startled Clayton. Before him he saw the figure of s - young man, naked except for a lein cloth and @ few barbaric ornaments on ° and on the breast locket gleaming against @ emooth brown ekin. The hunting knife had been returned them a dinner! | was he was at them)where he got the money? After we) was going to discharge fhem, give the dinner, or before !t, talk a lot! vain Mra. Rangle unpadked all herjabout the diamonds I got you when I! Yoel information about the! made thet’money tn off stocks. I don’t! hed. ‘eo faraan comes to the cabir The stealthy le enters and gazes in wonder mingled with lattice with tt: vT came to the door again, and once more oom! with increasing force until the beast was tearing at the massive panels in @ perfect frens: Could Jane Porter have known Strength of that door, buflt piece, she would have felt less fear of the tiger reaching her by this Little 41d John Clayton im- agine when he fashioned that crude but mighty portal that one day, ft would ehield a American girl, then antorn, from teeth and talons of the man-eater, For fully twenty minutes the brute alernately sniffed and tore at the door, occasionally giving voloe to a cry of At longth, however, wave up the attempt, and Jane Porter heard him returning toward the win- th which he paused for an 14 then launched his great welght against the time-worn lattice, eee ee et f t; but they groan beneath the tmpact; na the huge body dropped back ground below. and agein the tiger tactics, until finally the horrified prisoner within saw a portion of the ; lattice give way, and tn an instant one great paw and the head of the animal were thrust within Slowly the powerful neck Gera were spreading the bara apart, and the lithe body came further and further az aped to attack the lion, Clayton spoke to the man m Engitsh, thanking him for his brave resoue and him on his wondrous aintaniw tats m gprings Terean orn: CHAPTER * Iv. the Jungle. complimenting atrongth and dexterity. The only answer was a steady stare faint shrug of the mighty ehoul- ) Which may have Gisparagement of the service rendered or ignorance of the language. ‘The bow and quiver slung en his the wild man once more drew his knifé and deftly carved a dosen Jarge strips of meat from the lion's he Mercy of a~ ITH @ roar of pain and anger j. the beast sprang; but Clayton stumbled to one side, and as he turned agein to face the tn.urtated king pf beaste he was appalled at the fronted him, Almost simultancously with the Mof's turning to renew the attack a naked giant had dropped from the tree above equarely on the brute’s pressed againat hard outitnes of the revolver that Clay- Wild man a ton had left with her earlier in the day, Ment had the satisfaction of eecing him atched it from its nid- Grop Lshtly to his aide from the ing place, and, levelling it full at the ranches above, tiger's face, pulled the trigser, For @ moment Tarsen looked o@ the There was a flash of flame, the roar YOUDS man closely, as though of the discharge, and an answering roar of pain and anger from the beast, J Porter saw the at form dis- > him about the neck, end, from the window, and thon she, With the white man upon his deck, wy remg@ieed the returm.. tours win | her bosom, @ remtntecent amtle, “1 was continu: | aUy bumping into old frlenda and ae | Now came the sound of a heavy body brushing against the side of the She could hear the great pad- ded pawe upon the ground without. Then for an instant all was silence: even the bediam of the forest died out to @ faint murmur; then she distinctly heard the beast outside eniffing eh not two feet from whe haunches, he proceeded to eat, motion- ing Clayton to The strong white teeth sank into the raw and dripping flesh in apparent vt Dat Clayton could bring to share the uncooked meat with his strange ‘host; watched him, back, With lightning epeed an arm that was corded with layers of iron muscle en- ctroled the huge neck, and the great beast was raised from behind, roaring and pawing the eir—raised ae easily as Clayton would have lifted a pet dow, That woene he witnessed in the twi: Usht depths of an African jun, burned forever into the Englishm Instinotively the girl shud- dered and shrank closer to the black and presently there dawned upon him the conviction that this was Tarzan of the apes, whore notice he had seen posted upon the cabin door that morning, If 90, he must speak Bngtish, Again Clayton essayed speech with the ape-man; but the replies were in a whioh resembled the of monkeys mingled with the growling of some wild beast. No, thie could not be Tarsan of epee, for it was very evident that was an utter etranger to the English @ blinding fash and he waa borne with what the deafening roar that had caused his him Incredible #wiftneus, wh haaty, though but temporary retre: chafed at the slowness of his progress, In another instant wns back at foe and with renowed fury was groans seemed to have thing that stalked there just beyond ntle scratching sound was heard ‘The brute tried to force an entrance; but presently this ceased, he and again ehe heard the great patted Dawe creep stealthity around the cabin. Again they stopped—bdeneath the win- on which the terrified eyes of the now glued themselves. “Heavens!” she murmured, for, st!- the moontit sky de- The man before him was the embodi- ‘ment of phywical perfection and giant it waa not upon this he ttrange tongue, H re must be a gas works,’ "Bilt | yeniog of a baby silenase—an ingenious oontel- strength, yet iI 4 joa great cat, for, mighty as were his mus- oles, they were as nothing by comparh hose To hie agility, to he brain and to his jong, keen knife As in trance, the girl rom, her hand upon her breast, wide eyes staring horror-stricken {nto tho snarling face of the beast scarce ten fo At her feet lay the prostrate form of If she could but arouse her, thelr combined efforts might pos- beat back the blood- prey—two women—ly- !imbs, balancing like a owed hf su- very different etbly aval to @hirsty intruder, ter stooped to by the should hen, "Hida me, ov we are leat!" er ne tr gt RENE TR The Mnrighed — Mind can exclaim | Even NOW the Hyactnths and the ‘Bureka!” even {f |Jonquils are ‘Waiting for thelr Cue! 11 Dorado eludes! — how eg: No Use Tackling anything that se All Play and no| quires Nerve and Confidence as Long Work puts the /as your Liver ts Soldiering on the Jeb! Fringe on Jack's Breeka! The Fellow who ‘The Trouble with Too Many of us ts that we Discount the Good Advice and tP: Accept the Bad at its Face Valuation’ his Cruise on the o Aqua Vebtcle is| “I WILL" 4s the Briefest ana Ben the One who Gets | Invocation to Success! Sticking! Bemeveléa dowly opened her eves ‘The first object they oom, ehrieking, “Oh, Gaberelie! Gaberelie!” at the top of her lungs Esmeralda weighed some two hundred and eighty pounds, which added nothing to the grace of her carriage when waik- ing erect, and her extreme haste, added ost amasing result. when ‘Eemeraida know thet result when a @leoted to travel on fou \ Fi Eg ut i : E a ri a mor! } threatened with some Perhaps even now was i (nches apart, she only succeeded tn get- defend hereeif against man Qing her head in, whereupon, with What were the thoughts of final screech, which paled the jungle captor or guide Clayton nolses into insignificance, «| fated vaguely conjecture; but that Re the ewbeidence of Esmeralda stger fay ais heard the shot, and was im some the Der affected by it, wae quite hie ie ve guickened hia pace so ly tha 'yton, etumbling blind hie wake, was down @ @osen times in pale and rigid ®# Many minutes in a vain effort to s girl, stending the against the farther wall, sought with Keep Dace with him, and soon wae left increasing terror for some loophole of bovelessly behind, Fearing that he would again be trre- trievably 1 hoe called aloud to the d of hin, and tn @ mo- her ha tlant ° Tartan took to the trees. But the tiger was not billed. The next few minutes were such as bullet had but Infilcted a p the young Enelishman 1 er forgot mg brauches emed to ‘Tarsan a High into bending and sw rom one lofty branch the agile ature swung with Clayton, through ©, but with les- & dlzay arc, to a ne’ghdoring tree; then wounded mem- for a hundred yards maybe the sure feot threaded a maze of interwoven ht-rope walker pon the floor; there was high above the black depths of verdure ranintance to be overs jabor had only to worm his From the fret sensation of chiltiag way through the lattica to claim tt, fear Claytoa passed to one of admira- Blowly he forced his great bull tnch tion and envy of those stant inuseles the opening, Now and that wondrous instinct or knowl hie head was through, now one great edge which guided this forest nd whoulder, through the inky blackness of the aight Carefully he drew up the wounded os easily and safely as member to insinuate it gently beyond hi “2 St ‘morn ‘ead bein soutters ™ (TR Be Continece) ahs esta nad ah # a mgm Clayton could '@ strolled @ London street at Bigh