The evening world. Newspaper, January 4, 1913, Page 10

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HILL, of the Great Northern, thinks he has found a way to double the crops of the Northwest by a new mtthod of introducing phosphorus into the eoil, “I believe,” says Mr. Why Not? & 1 WON'T BE ABLE To Cone HOME For DINNER, WIFEY, THIS ISMY BUSY DAY w (The Now York Evening 1018, | \ | a Hill, “that we can, by the application of these methods, in-| ad the production of grain in the Northwestern States to twice e quantity given in the figures of the Department of Agriculture | Mor 191 | Mr. Hill may be over-sanguine as to the outcome of his experi- Weenix. Cynics will point out that in any case doubling the grain crop Qneans doubling the carrying trade of Mr. Hill's grain cars. | What of it? We can afford big pay and profits for railroad | Presidents, even semi-retired railroad presidente, whose imaginations | Swork oft lines aa productive as does that of Mr. Hill. If Mr. Bill | doubles the grain crop or even increases it only one per cent., he adds | fo the substantial wealth of the country immensely more than he cai) feollect from it. His way of creating capital is far better than print-| Sng stock certificates. His large constructive vision is the kind the | We recommend it} eo the attention of railroad presidente whose highest flights of | @reative fancy never riee above mergers, monopolies and stock | Grggling. i ME Ase OR Ae | MEDICINE’S MAGIC HEALER. | HE NEW YEAR opens with the announcement of a medical | | discovery which, if it proves to be half as: good as it sounds, | yneans incalculable benefit to millione who suffer daily from | minor accidents of cuts and broken bones, In the current issue of the Journal of Experimental Medicine Dr. Carrel, of the Rockefeller ‘Institute, announces the result of experiments exiénding over the} last five years. Put tn simple terms, these results show that an| ‘extract or salve prepared from certain animal glands and applied to kin cuted and broken bones enormously quickens the process of hea! ing by éupplying artificially the tisene elementa required for new rowth. Dr. Carrel prediots that a broken leg may be mended in four lays anda akin wound healed in leas than a day. The layman can only marvel and hope that it may indced he | “The saving of pain, inconvenience, time and money to the vast Pportion of the rece forever being disabled by lesepr mishaps would eeem to place such a discovery among the greatest and most widely _Deneficent that science has yet given us. Dr. Carrel chose a good “moment for publishing his news, which is already a shining mark to ahead the record of 1913. e _ oto THE AUTO NO ARISTOCRAT. HEAR a great dea! about the “atmosphere of aristocracy” thet pervedes the annual Importers’ Automobile Show. Bight-cylindor, hundred horse-poWer motors, with shining “ultra-luasurious” bodies panelled in rosewood and mahogany, uphol- stered in brocades and fine leathers, display their costly elegancies to the pablic. These are all private care of the last degree of luxury “designed fc. the exclusive use of millionaires. Bat the automobile in Europe to-dey is more than that. It has an immense popular value; cheap, comfortable forme in which it serves everybody, putting iteelf hourly at the dieposal of people who never dreamt of being able to have a car of their own. The Automo- bile Importers could easily have had a popular side show along with their aristocratic main tent. A dozen neat, smooth runving, com- fortable taxicabs, equipped with every comfort and convenience, of the sort that carry the people of London and Berlin every hour of the day for sixteen cents a mile, would have made valuable and profitable features of the importers’ exhibition. Not #0 eristooratic. of eourse—but wouldn't the average citizen hereaboute find them more imteresting? ys WHY THE GROCER IS GLUM. ? HK WOKS of the retail grocer av he unburdened them to : the Mayor's market commission would draw tears from a stone, On one side he nust satisfy the modetn housewife who demands thet af her fruit and groan stuff be of top-notch quality, As he pute it: She wants @ super-apple. On the other hand he hes the farmer who, when he pecke applos, stands « stovepipe inthe middie of the berrel, pute the yood apples ontaide the etovepipe and.‘the poor ones inside, aud then pulls out the pipe. Ripping off @ etave revests none of the true inwardness of that barred! The uptodate solution, of course, is to put the housewlfe, with her trading eye, directly ap egainst the farmer with ‘his stovepipe game, and then step aside and soe what happens. Some good may come of it—but will there he any for the grocer? ° *s Good Stories | ‘The Judge wanted to be easy on the old man, for it was iris first offense, end during the course pA anes Meee Rab man was dream. ha, the durign ended ‘wae Going on eround “Rastus, do you drink!" ‘Resi immediately wae all attention, “Sedge,” said he, “can 1 ax you is dat am tn. © muddled vaio, | quiry on 4 invitation? —Cleveland Plain Desier Reversing Conditions. | EORGD, dear, what's all thie Balkan | ‘vouble that takes up so much room tt the papesst 1 dan't believe yen ould it, my) love, You eas, f'e lanpely political and diple. | matic, and—eed phethuse,"’ deas, Fon tnow nothing And now, became yon're « busy man “but I can certainty (mprove their appearance very much. ‘The firat thing they | Her Teacher Said: M phragm, le jeunesse and ze face and figure of one angel! Rome was not bullt in one day, n'est co Mademolselie must work and she must KEEPING THE CHAPS AWAY. é‘ 6 @o bothered with ohe| said the Average Girl, cubbing her smarting lips ‘with one @nger. “What do yeu do to keep them away?” “Why, I'm married, you know,” seid the Woman of Thirty, ‘eo young men | don't pay me as awech attention as they used to. I suppose my athletic husband has something to dp with it.’ “Smarty! said the Girl, turning up her nose. “You knew perfectly well that I meant the chaps that come on your lips and hands and face in the winter.” “Well, whet 40 you want to .know! about them? ‘They're not pretty. Venus! herself would no lenger be considered | goed looking if she had cracked lips and red chapped hands." ‘Hew do you keep your face from ohepping this windy weather?’ “Theat (s not diMoult at if you take the proper precautions. Im the first place, I improve the circulation of my skin by washing my face ead hands in tepid water every morning end then dashing cold water upon them an@ wiping them dry with a Turkish towel, face and hands a rub with cold cream the fast thing at night, If you treat them | you wear euch gleves at night your in AM through the winter I am careful to give both this way there is little danger of ¢heir chapping.”, “That's all Very well for future reference. But suppose the mischief has been | jone? Look at my hands! Aren't they a eight? How can I go to Clara's bridze party to-morrow afternoon?” sald the Givi, extending @ pair of red an@ grimy} the wind and then add a looking pawe with « tragto gesture. “T can't promise to make them took ify white before then,” said her friend, eed 18 eoap and water.” “I washed them just before I left home. But it didn’t seem to de any good,” | for you.” Thrice Told Tales @ Grovelling at his feet! And indepen- dent! Why, my dear, that man wouldn't hesitate a minute to refuse to teach a crowned head, if it didn’t have a voice. What do you think he teld me? Of course, I don't want ét to get any further. I'm going ¢o lle low and then Juet buret from the chrywal ereat, ADEMOISELLE hae se founde- tion, ah oul, and sat te ev sing. Ze cheat big, se fine Of* couree mademoiselie knows that " Slowing surprise. He said Pri pas? Neither ie the voice of grand Op- | roles the Rr eee TN Oe or ere built in a month or atx month. | pour yeare—dramatic eoprano, of course. Why, my dear, he's just CRAZY over let go plusieurs dew choses she love. | my yoice—juat nutty ebout it! He says No wine, no tight corset, no tate aouper, It ts very difficult this singing, But, ah! when xe reward come! When perhaps in three or four year, mademolactie find herself facing xe elite on ne grand opera stage and nee ne little white gloved hands applauding her great aria, al, wen is se work all F green ‘Nile, You COULD be French or Italian or| tional Socialist vote ts close io a forgotten and nossing but la gtoire re He venda his wares thre’ the}OM his swarthy cheek is a long, deep| mostly anything from your face, All|million. Mr, Rockefeller end hi m main Ah, mademoleeiie, zat moment otty, scar, you need ts a black velvet beret, a/ are helping it along. Br suc Lellcd te worth ten year of work and T ask | Humming the while, in a curious style, | Destroying his olive complexion flowing te, an expensive studio and | evading duties of citizens P thet Ao ant only three or four! (Rapid calculation: |gome unpronounceable ditty. Was it made by_some Bedouin acimitar|gall, colder'n liquefied alr, Get Jim|suit their convenience they are Indors- 4 teaching seasons, 2 lessons @ week at a throw, oid), She Said to Her Friend: O': my dear, tf can't tell you hew ‘He hae grasses from distant Palestine ‘That flourished by Jordan's wate: to ahine On the necks of Araby's daughters. ‘The taseelled fen on hie grissly crown Monsieur | ta a relic of Orient splendor, elated I au! I could positively wing for joy, I've been to 4 lesson Clemenceau, you know, \Oh, my deas, | And hie skirt, the beat in Une cilywbas all the big epeg’, dome You Can Be Your Own Beauty Doctor explained the Girl apologetically. ( ame terete...) ajme a huge box of the grandest mi The Oriental. By Eugene Geary AR from his home by the deep- Not even held by a suepender. 4nd etrings of beads that were wont divided, hangs loosely | | —By Andre Dupont—— | “Ordinary washing won't do. They must be soaked when they get in sich a) stete, Here, put your hands in this bow! of wanm soapy water and jet them stay tivere for at leest ten minutes. Tiven rinse them in clear water, which must be warm: for it only increases the trouble ¢o use very cold water on chapped hands. | Be careful to dry them thoroughly an4 then rub in:a little of this cold cream. No, that's not right. @mear the cream on the back of one hand and rub it in| with the back of the other. In that way you.don't waste any of the cream, and it @oes just where you want it and does not get on the palm of the hands to Grease everything you touch. For a day or so you should treat the hands this way every time you wash them.” “I¢ eeoms @ dot of trouble. But I guess it’s worth it to have nice looking ‘hands once again.” “Nonsense! It doesn't teke two minutes to rub the oream on. your hands to get in condition quickly T think you had better wear lanoline sioves when you go to bed to-night.” “I thought I'd worn. all the kinds of loves in the shops, tut I never heard of those."’ ! ‘“*Tae shops don't eeil them. You make them yourself. On your way home atop at a druggtet's and buy a tube of las ir hands thoroughly ou go to bed, smear on the lano- Mne and then put om an old pair of white gloves with the tope of the fingers cut off, The gloves must be loose or they wi! make the hands red. If they are too tight they should be slit in sev- erat places to relieve the pressure. If As you want hands will get white quickly. “Tt your face !s inclined to chap rub ‘cold cream into it vefore you ge out in der, wiping off all that sh — soft handberchief, When the lips crack ‘TOWEL PIASSAGE and chap badly cold cream oniy makes them worse, They need an astringent to harden them. ‘The best thing is ¢anmin and glycerine. Any druggiat will mix it that with even six months fessons and) work I'll have bait of the really “arrived” ones ekinned a mile, But he don't want to let me go at that—he wants to hold me until 1 can really stun them, you know. Oh, do you wonder I'm elated? @ @tass of sherry, do. And Jack By Alma Woodward t Her Friend Told Her Husband: AY, George, you've been a failure at moet everything you've tried, haven't you? No, I'm not dippy, or even mildly in- toxicated. I've been visiting Mubei Warren this afternoon and I got the inspiration from her. You've heard ber sing, haven't you, George? Don't you remember that night at che Walcotte when Tom Wright be- gan to eat the goldfish food out in the conservatory because her voice him ao nervous. Well, it's worse'n that jnow be jAnd that fellow Clemenceau has her hypnotized into believing that s#he‘ll “land” at the opera in three years or no, Now you look kind of like @ hybrid. Have Tons—we'll have a fea suppose I'll ‘have to now, benause I could never let my ca- reer go just to marry him, you know. Brown to do some free pr As a token of pure affection? for you and we'll hit the trail for Chi- and “Are you Padishah, | cago, tor the poor. hd Every one used to think Mabe Warren| ‘‘When it comes down to cases, the “Arvah, “sure ite nonginse yer talkin’. |e pretty bright gir! and if they can get |. ‘They are slow I'm knows to me fri'nds as Mike O’Bhea, This gress grew ever Long Island way, use she's been taking lessons. |° is work tem a week out of her for three years, with her pipes as security, we ought to strip the offepring of the pork- EARKEN, my Daughter, unto Copyright, 1013, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). the New Year Litony of « Whee Damecl, who -perceiveth her own simplicity. Oh, Providence, hear now my prayer, and deliver me from | the Seventeen Deadly Foilica of Women! Stay me from the writing of perfu @ man hath called. For such are unto him as stale champagne Or @, Wqrmed-over luncheon. Keep me from the temptation to phone during business hours. From “dropping in” at his office, Deliver me from becoming @ BORE end a From CURIOSITY concerning the me! med notes on the morning APTBR summon my Beloved over the telc- ohvgtay me! ation? “Other Woman,” oh Lord deliver For that wliich I do ngt know shall not trouble me. j Lo, what profiteth it me to learn whether it is a blond burglar or brunette who robbeth me of my jew whether she be a blond or a brunette, Let Me regard her as a matter From the asking of QUESTION j the mad desire to be WITTY, oh deli of-COURSE! els? And how doth it concern me who abstracteth my Beloved, . from talking about MYSELF, from ver me. Make me like unto the Sphina, when the moon lights up its counten- ‘ance, radiant, but SILENT. \.-Yea, teach me to keep my MOUTH shut! Deliver me from becoming a POSEUR. ; From doing the “mysteriou from playing the “indifferent,” from “soviety” bluff, from doing the “baby” For a posing woman ig like unto convincing. And no man taketh her seriously. From becoming a “clinging v “from se king to excite a man's jealousy, acting “bored,” from throwing thr act, oh stay me. a dancing doll; amusing, but Nor oh Providence deliver me! For Love is NOT @ grappling hook; and no man dciighteth in a stick- ing plaster. When a man secketh to go his way, give me the strength to offer him his hat and cane, and joyously bid h Yea, make me a cheerful loser! im “God speed!" Deliver me from “nerves,” and “sensitivencss,” and “temperament,” constantly STABBED. Yea, from WEEPING, deliver me. water which washeth all the color ov From becoming a CYNIC, from se me. For a female cynic shooteth quills, is unto am ‘that I may nob go through life as a human pin-cushion which is being For a woman's tears are as salt ut of a man's love. eking to appear ORIGINAL, oh stay an as a porcupine that conatantly And cleverness from the mouth of a woman falleth upon-him as a blow from an unsuspected enemy. Yea, in Thy mercy keep me from The Wee By Martin Green these follies, and bestow upon. me, \1 pray Thee, the perpetual smile of a war doll, the seif-controt of a tin- | soldier, the figure of a calling-card, the emotions of a pet clam, the opin- | tons of.an echo, the responsiveness of a rubber’ ball, and tle |@ maple sundae, that I may be, in all things, a man's “IDEAL"! cetness of k’s Wash. Copsright, 1013, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Bening World) HAT William Rockefeller,” re- | marked the head polisher, some eel.” 42 fs “You've uttered something,” agreed the lau y mau “some eel is Mr. Rockefeller. But there is a way of ring eel ‘Mr. Rockefeller belongs to the 8 | period of brain formation of multi-milllonalress | ed and conditions have Changed, but, Mr. Rockefeller and his kind don't know it, They hi lived so long in an atmosphere of moi that their vision is obscured by the dol-| lar mark, ! “The average man conceives some! part of his time and services must be given to his fellow citizens. Mr, Rocke- | feller ‘has never come to a realization | of that fact. So far as the records show | Mr. Rockefeller har never served on a) Jury, has never attended a political can- | vention, has never taken any part in| any civic movement for the betterment} of the people In general. He has taken @ part in politics, but with the sole ob- Ject of fattening his own bankvoll. “Mr. Rockefeller's offense | a subpoena issued by th of the haps, an offense against the law. But it is an offense against good citizenship— and good citizenship js something that counts nowadays. “Wrapped up in his own interests and affairs Mr. Rockefeller doesn't know that millions and millions of people in these United States are resentful at him because of hi like tactics, These people take Mr. Rockefeller's persistent and impertinent defiance of the House of Representatives not so much as an affront to that body of lawmakers as lan affront to the people who elected the members of the Hous “Resentment lias its effect, The na- ing the contention that there ts one jaw in thie country for the rich and another Times have chang: |‘ dodging | lee of Representatives is not, per-| efelier nas too much money for hia aan wood.” od eae William Sulzer seeme have tiem ai) guessing up Mbany.” said the lead poi- Isher Holl keep ‘em guessing, plied the iaundry i © trying is al ’ . Bulger is a politician figty be and all the time, He has been tn pil- ities singe he began te knows the ame from all li He has never had any interest in tite but polities, and hin election (a the office of Governor hasn't changed at condition, ? i “As a politician, he knows that unless he makes good as Governor he will gv Into the political discard. Conseatient!y it is up to him to make good. “Yi making good he will jiave to tread on the toos of many other earnest 'poll- clans. ‘That {s where his politiea! knowledge is going to help him. For 14 real, practical politician doesn't mind [how many toes ve smashes as tng {as he is helping hinseit, “Phe ‘business man’ in polities is at ways the (ool of the politicians, hecatine politicians are smarter than the Mite ness man,’ who doesn’t think anything ie rigMt that hasn't his O. K. aft peli. ticlans make a (ool of William Suiser y KNOW sine gain better than he does, . edge of the game depends nis whol future,” . And on GG] NPE" said the head potianer, | “that the silent treatments or total rest of the voice, hue bern enjoined on’ some of Nis patients wy an eminent throat specialts ‘i “That explains it," sald the ta but when they t gress ie irre- sistible, Unwittingly, Mr. Rockefelier An’ thim bades-—faiz they're med in| packers out there of a hundred thousan: Wenewsen” = - im a year or 6 c lis proving himself a recruiting agent jtor the forpes thet velidve Mr. Rock- man. “Col, Theodore Roos we ve it ae une of those pation” ett _ ae