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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, December 5, “S’Matter, Pop?” i o Hi oe Hi eo Canina )e® Bo } 1912 . o By C. M. Payne § TAM FROM THE ISSEN- Give | | THe INVESTMENT P « 7 . COUNTRY AN’ IM Me THE NICHEL| (5 EXPLAINED IN = : \ Series ares — z r See Wertine Witte | | Arwen Ger| ) DETAIL t ALLIES SAY, DONT t Pot Wim?Pus. I HAVE AN AU TOMOTSEEL: EVER Give YER A NICKEL Jo SPEND SOMEDAY I WILL PON Ta MOAI LUE THAT AGAIN GIVE You Five THAT FELLAH WAS A TUFF GUY AN’ WE Neamuy ‘DIDN'T GE (Copyright, 1912, by the Outing Publishing Co.) little on the paper he rose and smil- | ingly announced his intention of re SYNOISIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, turning to the Circle Bar. i Kent Hollis, « newspaper Btn, aces West to “We'll take the Coyote tratl,” he fm Dry ort make, his “dead father's formed Norton, after they had moumt~ | ed and were riding away from the j I} Kicker office; “I'm stopping for a mo- / ment in the Hazelton cabin. Of course,” H he added, seeing @ knowing grin om Norton's face, “I expected you woul — ‘> b® e@uapicious—marnied folks have a, habit of adopting « supercitious and all- wise attitude toward those of us who ‘have been unfortunate enough to re main In a atate of single blessedness.” “Meanin’ that you're some sore be- caume you ain't got hooked up yet?’ griomed Nort “Perhaps,” laughed Hollis, “But 1 y onters t have been thinking seriously of trying Teme event cates froin tin bank vaithia, ‘aed ». to reach your altitude.” A deputation of ¢nese ranchers wait on Hots. He “Girt willin'?” queried Morton, es et them “use ‘his erasing land white te ‘drought they rode down through a dittle gully, See od. nt Danie. ut enters the cour; then up to @ stretch of plain ¢hat Corset 8 Yada Was > MR. JARR ADDS TO HIS FUND OF IGNORANCE. ‘“ H’ LEE, hi lo! _# hi lo! Hi lee, ht lo!” yodeled Mr, Jarr, he de- scended the stair: Hi lee, bi lo! I'm a heppy, heppy kets!” mans can be just as foolish as anybody, ‘The translation of this last—it was a| else.” song of joy Mr, Slavinsky frequently| “Yes, but you won't permit anybody warbled—meant “I am a happy, happy] else to say it," replied Rafferty. cat!” “Sure not! Beppler, the butcher, re Neighbors on the floors Mr, Jarr| marked. “But WB can say ft.” Paased on his downward course, so to| “We must admit, however,” Mr. Speak, opened their doors, peeked out,| Michael Angelo Dinkston was heard to amd then hurriedly shut them again.| say “that eince the isolation of germ There was great wonderment that the] and microbe and the introduction of yodel and the happy cat statement) serums and anti-toxins the mortality of an interests associa a ie ug duties aa elton of tie tate father he Jk ry ote i fourad of hie Ste, is closeted fiaine toe Duntarey Brows HOLLIS amiled. The Jud, om the thorn, Gertrude was in her| side his head. I'll det it's full of big a them to the Coyote trail. _— @hould be sung going down the stairs| many contagious infections has become Shae ube Govern nent fe at Neal, determined to om where Tam all at sea,” fe ny in the evening, nil Distressing epidemica| in civilized ~My =. nares nen and the turned Mollie. He ergo we: ye nord loming up the stairs and late at night| communities elegat Livestock, Duniavey in On Duan you've read Ace's poem in Kicker: wes another matter. At such times tt|ous desuede” ieee! yom) gd nat sel ner TiWvell, Ace aucosed qe <rasaeh was @ song in season. “Sometimes,” remarked Gus wearily, gaa err e But Mr, Jerr was simply bilthe andj “sometimes f think TN Just crack thot CHAPTER XVI. ee A ee 3 feller Dinkston across the noodle mit kere AN EAR OPEN The Stranger. Worian--she don't neod no. than ‘The lark was in the sky, the dew was) the bung starter chust to see what ilo FoR RESULTS! got ¢ skule ma’ bisout shooter,’ * his feet and approached the he quoted. Kdtohen, Mrs, Jarr was in high good|words that will scatter all over the Yes- arase! “A woman seéma to have an intuitive hemor, All was well with Mr. Jarr’s/ place tke that alphabet macaroni they he said, “shake knowledge of man's mental processes, world, so he slid out gayly to Gus's,! put in soup You know, when you get Ym wort More hénde with Mr, Allen of La- At least sho gauges him pretty well feeling, and soothly, that he was @/it in @ restaurant, when the little let- MoNEY AN’ IM whhout letting him into the mpamEE of how she does it. A man can never tell where he will land. Ace came was grasped by Holtis's, both &rlp® near striking the nall on the head b he wrote in the second couplet that: My name's Ben Allen, ‘She has most curyus ways about her, “beppy, heppy kets!"" ters is swimming around and you take | | stranger with a emile. Which leads a man to kinda doubt "ie | <a."t hope there will be some profound | q spoon and make tt spell ‘Oh, you kid!’ ‘Aisoussion to-night,” said Mr. Jarr,/and hand it over to your wife—before solus, ‘Now we've got Gertrude back,| you are married to her?” the house runs along smoothly as de-|° “But we are getting away from the fore. Mrs. Jarr can get out in they subject,” said Mr. Rangle. ‘The ques- daytime and I can get out, occasionally, | tion is; Have modern sanitary condi- at might. And the charm of every cor-| tions made people healthier? I say ‘Nee saloon is not the wares it purveys, | yes. not the lights, nor even the warm wel-|" “The fact. admits of no argument,” come of the genial proprietor. It !s the] murmured Mr. Dinkeston, who had profound discussions, the erudite de-| edged out of Gus's reach, since that ‘bates that one hears end participmes) gentleman had evinced curiosity as re- im in euch places.” garded the physical workings of his men- For once a pleasure planned was &| tal processes, pleasure in fa: The bunch were “Everything {s an argument!” piped Present in Gus's. And a debate was in|up Mr, Slavinsky, ‘But here ts too! Drogress. The debate wi much talk about something nobody Allen's hand came out quickly and Gon! Have crit ‘Mister’ would sure mal “And then, knowing man so we pong yd 2. N* apsolutely refuses to let him know 4 thing of her thoughts. Which ‘again, Ace has noted in this manner: marked the Ju ‘Though lookin’ at her is sure a pledsure, call you Ben. There ain't no way to get her measure. He looked soberly at Hollis, continu- I reckon #he had man on the run ing: A Prose A while before the world begun.” i ems to be the exact ruth,” ‘ Pi fecal zette to asaist us in establishing the Norton grinned at him. “You 4 law. He wan formerly sheriff of Colfax guys have certa’nly got a whole fer 4 County, having been defeated by the jearn,” he said, eter @ fact. Of course Catlemen's Asociation because he re- if she's any kind of a woman at sti “= dees 6 hee she's got him runnin’, But which way “Are we actually any healthier since| knows anything about.” eee ee to ite achemee. "Why, toward her, of course!” laughed the germ theory of disease has been| «7 ynow about It," sald Gus stolidly. L tad beast bingy yh aden} Holl ae pe . . , | offtelal necth with Colfax County in “Sun metre og, tancte an aon reare ‘we te wor ewe ee | HOW YOur Child Should Study} || Household Electrics {/irm sie meatus or uml, Sate Say observed “Then you're ready for the next me feel like a ati “We'll not quarrel about tha’ with a smile, Ces | the Government. He ts an old acquaint- Mr. Dinkston had held that under mod-| jer Dinkston does, but if I could only S ern sanitary laws the death rate had| understand myself and the things T do By W. D. Pulvermacher. By Stephen L. Coies Bee OF se ee Neerenre oer Aes questioned Hollis. been lowered. «| think you fellers would be surprised.” Eiageslegg trict Spall gle ae Norton amiled with Ineftable, pity. | The conservative element, led by Gus| And Gus put his finger to his fore- Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). “Lordy! he laugh ‘you sin; guy! ‘an@ closely seconded by Mr, Slavinsky| head in an attitude of extreme mental THE SPELLING LESSON. taught him how to study, you will find Copyright, 1018, by The Frese Publishing Uo, (The New York Krening World), letter which £ read in the presence of qon't know @ thing—not @ durned ‘and the rest, clung strongly to the opin-| concentration, such as matinee idols FTER the led has mastered|that the time is at hand to make him Rate Regulation. tion and ite membership, which ia that | Dunlavey. thing!” sab oo: te Sue fon that the sturdy days and waysiof|and red corpuscle magazine writers 2.7 | the meaning of each word in| More self-reliant, to teach him how to HE importance to the con-|°f bullding up central station business| Hollis looked at Allen with a new in- whet sibet Shen rome Oe ee our grandfathers were indicative of] sume when being photographed, his spelling lesson have him| Prepare his lessons without your aid. sumer of equitable rates for| through satisfied customers, tere After noting again the steady, ten canto orton veined in tle pony Game ae sounder health. “Well, modern medical discover! write. the words-NOT «| Then tell him to adopt the same electric current supply ia] It was long ago discovered that the Serene eyes, narrowed always with a fal Coo neo Tne saddie, srineg — “Every day,” Gus was saying when| and modern sanitary laws have re- dozen times, but once, Im-|manner of studying that you employed. recognized by the National] ™0st prosperous central stations were Slight aquint; the firm straight lips, the St! mol Mr, Jarr entered, “there is a new dis-|duced the death rate, Statistica have|press upon him the fact that &s he|Wiret he must @nd out how to pro- Electric Light Association,| those that made as low rates for cur-' Well aet jaws, Hollis mentally decided “yoy run along now,” he advised. “Itt work a efand-| "ent aw possible and that their pros-| that the Gecretary of the Interior could pe hittin’ off toward the Dry Bot- mittee. This] Perity Was achieved through the in-) NOt Have made @ better choles tom trail for the rest of the way—t Certainly, If he had served as sheriff of sorta like that trall better anyway.’ Colfax County, he had had some excel- He urged his pony off at a tangent ease inwented. In the old times we| proved it," said Mr. Jarr, writes each word slowly he must look|nounce the word and beeome familiar | Which has constantly never had them diseases because they] ‘What a foolishness,” declared Gus| at jt intently, so as to imprint upon his| with its meaning; then write the lesson |!ng Rate Research wasn't inwented, But nowadays, when] profoundly. ‘Nothing ain't ever golng| mind the image of the word, once slowly, and finally spell the words | Committee is composed of men in actual] <reased uve of current by the pubile, People read about a disease what {#/to reduce the death rate, Ask Berry! Thus through the medium of sight hej aloud, being careful ¢o ayliablty prop- Electric Cooker Tes Tent experiences, for, from reading the end Hotta continued om S16 Wael fashionable, right away they want to] the undertaker, if It ain't so that every- | necomes familiar with the word, Then, erly. of the country and the results of their Laxette Eagle, Hollls had acquired con- found Nellle alone, her brother hay get It." body who {s born dies, How can you /iel) him to spell each word aloud to| After he has done this himself be|efforts are made known to the 13,000 T= Kansas electrical engineers re-| siderable knowledge of the character of gone out on the range. She came out on “The germ theory ts so called because] reduce the death rate unless people | himself, and in this way he will know| certain to test his knowledge, Do not|members of the national association cently reported to @ scientific so-/ the Inhabitants of Colfax, The editor the porch, hearing Me pony's hoof's on it Was first established by German pro-| stop dying altogether?” the word by its sound. At this point) neglect this even for a day. The boy | through the medium of « weekly publi- clety the results of same elaborate | of the Eagle had many times felicitated the hard sand re sof the trail, and fesgors," ventured Mr. Rafferty, the] ‘That's so!" cried all the conserva-|5o certain to insist that he spell, #o| must feel that if he neglects his studies | cation called Rate Research, tests they made with electrical cooking | himselé upon the fact that his cown there was @ sincere welcome Meieae builder, tives present, that each syllable plainly stands by it-|even for @ day that neglect will be|- Ita contents are, of course, technical | devices, Their conclusions are greatly | (Lazette) had not becn bullt fen miles eyes It was the first time tat be Rad “Sure,” sald Muller, the grocer, “Ger-" And it was so agreed, eelf. For example, if the lad 4: ing | found out. In that way only will he|in character. The arilcles published,|'” favor of the electric cooker provided ag Peseta atl gi ee | tate Circle Bar. ae —————— |to himself the word “perpendicula: | acquire the habit of dally painstaking, | however, bear witness to the broad|W!th an automatic olock cut-off, which med of “Oh! she said delightedly. And then, that he pauses after “per,” after “pen,” | conscientious study, gauged policy of the national associa-|'# #9 insurance agamet wasted food think we need you,” sald Hollis aware of t after dic,” after “‘u" and after “lar.” | —————______________ nn ————= | and wasted current and a possible burn-| simply. ‘But I imagine you will have into Hollis’ If later, when you hear him, the lad The Day’s Good Stories sudden light that had come eyes at this evidence of in- . ing out of the heating element of the|to concentrate your efforts upon one terest, she blushed and looked dowm at ©o0! ranch only—the Circle Cross, If you the hem of her skirt, nervously pushing Historic Hymns. spells the word “perp-end-icular,” do r. al home testa in preparing > ny bow to the law y« » toe of her shoe, not accept that division of syllables as A make Dunlavey bow to the law you may it out with the toe of er yo! > shed.” eo days of Hollls's conve “ROOK OF Sy Frederic Reddall, canine ‘ ation tor @tamly “of ve shamed tne [Quer your work fntthed.” During the days of Molla cop ROCK OF Hie Lecturer, a) %, Boors of Bénontion emt LS APNG Nettoreds* but hae Shortsighted. posing md Blac iyi POE ‘tn oking ae inte otteata views of things shostly.” remarked the young woman in many ine scala AGES.” RA ° nging om the wall,””—The Popular Magasing, , Allen, quietly, but significantly. He them, however, had she see Q not properly cut up into the syllables, WOMAN consulted an oculist about her a be as follows: Roast beef, #0; cabbage, |mmitod at Hollis, “I have read your so attra bs now. Confusion became Copyright, 1912, by ‘Phe Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), his ear will never be trained so that he tusband’s eyesight, saying she wanted For G d Sak 29; harm 260; rice pudding, 280; oatmeal, | paper regularly,” he said, u've got her, he decided, and he regarded ger OMB years ago an English re- spel Magazine for March, 1776, and|can spell correctly. After the boy has| . very strong pair of glames for him, or Grandma's e. 2%. For a family of three, using the} the editor of our paper hopping mad— with a new Interest as he sat on &ls ligious paper took a vote of| was prefaced by a terrifying lst of the|become familiar with the meaning of| “I fear I cannot recommend glasses without first YOUNG ovuple residing in Brookline, who | electric cooker exclusively, the monthly | with your claims about Dry Hottom bes pony, awaiting her invitation to dia {ts readers as to the most pop-|number of sins the average man may |the word, hag spelled it and syllabified | eesing your husband,” ¢he ecullst said, Bot dong since were married in Vermont, | consumption of current wan thirty kilo-|ing superior to Laxzette, Also, you've mount ita ine, BEOSRRS Bs ular hymn, Out of three ‘hun-|be supposed to commit during the course |!t properly, then be careful that he pro-/ ““He won't come at any price,”” wae the reply, Tecaived as gifts several pleces of Ohippen- | watt-hours; for a family of five, forty | stirred up the retary of the Interlor It is frightfully ; hot, \. , ee, dred thousand ballots cast,!of his lifetime. nounces 4t correctly. ‘Then tall me samething about tam, Can he | Sule furniture, How to aot 16 to thelr Brookline | Ktlowatt-houre, and for a family of two T was calle VAshingtan three ee ee one int which he padeneeee over seventy-five per cent, placed “Rock| “At ten years old,” computes the mor-| ‘The average lad has a tendency to slur | eee otlsste at & datanoe, oF dome he eavetimos| dainty (Tate wy “ain tailed contain w* | using m cooker and a toaster stove, POM Fhe Gate anc hae ee cas during the days of Bie } of Age first choice—a verdict that} bid mathematician who wrote the ar-]0r mispronounce one or more letters or = ‘at an << MB 1 By gle a ‘They consulted ® mover, who told them that po! thirty kilowatt-hours, F alanis ae rate when [ told the convalescenc other in which she would doubtless be duplicated on this|ticle, “each of us is chargeable with |#yilables in many words. “Singing net the woomn ould, “He'd pot a| malter how carefully the funiture was banled | Boe Water S; I Gecretury that hell was @ more peace. hed Oat quite n him, Not side of the Atlantic, 316,006,000 sins. At twenty, with 630,-|Pronounced by him ‘singin’, figeon on the wing quicker than he'd seo an aero-| # was Likely to be damaged or marked, ot Water supply. Vat for a law loving man to live Wall now did he realize how full end “ nani a hat "2 “de,” “that 4s “dat” and | o it, What 1] After long and eamest thought the couple de! WN households where the electric range + he added with a anile, “1 fatisfying those days had been. Tt was “Rock of Ages” also that the | 720,0u0 | Plane, especially if he'd got @ bet o1 at As he dismounted dd tied his pony Prince Consort, Albert of England, loved] And go on, until at elghty the lst} "sd." There are faults in Bras noite | seem re 10 cure 1s his ahortaightednew wien he's) Cidei upon an admirable wlieme to have (he ar | used for cooking it is often dew n hell and couldn't be As he dlamounte poreh. oolenae ting it constantly upon his| stands at 2,552,890,000. tion that can be corrected only by @ work, hee been lookia’ for 0 job ten i eee ack ene tana nt | * sirable to have a ready means of | positive. 1 was just accepting ve {0 One or ethinging ee Maeieame best, repeating 4 " vigilance on the part of the parent that ‘and Dever sown ene to oult his fastidious | !* Pieces they tagged each one r. ~~; | heating considerable quantities of water |heant preachers say about it ec : aire, yeee- John Wesley called Toplady a “lively = Brookline,” and below 10 good sited writing 4 ; tion during thelr discussion of Ace's (i : th is ceaseless, untiring and that is not | epesieht yet!” for domestic purposes. A circulation | retary asked me tf I knowed you an ald he, “if in this hour I had coxcomb,” and other epithets more forci- 9 peaned the following Ttoid him thet thoush 1 didn't I would d disnities to| ble than polite. Toplady retorted by | ‘0 be neglected for a day. ‘Tae couliet regretted chat be couldn't deal with | “spoy grandma's sake be careful,” water-heater has been placed on the|) {0 AcATic i vouteae Odie aay. e range boss hed onty my worldly honcrs and dignities va ster Wesley “Pope John;" spoke of| YoU answer that you are not certain Weedless ¢o eay, not mark wes oo ony of the| Market which meets all requirements. ble esti eee . Aah linked pe any, Bald : any kind of a woman comnts ups, 7 should be indeed poor” | hie ‘hatehing blasphemy,” said hiv fore: |&t Umes ae to the correct pronunciation. pieces, Boston Hecord, Tt can readily be connected with the or- | usin ity line. ote aus at all she's got him rusnin, But ehfeh stus Montague Toplady is re- H - ‘ as sday chiefly aa the author |head was “petrified” and “impervious |At the time of looking up the meaning Ginary ,Mitehen hot water tank OF ing things interesting. Told me to et "Gf course—literally—she did heep membered to-day of @ word In the dictionary note the —_—___ A Sweet Revenge. “boiler” by the local plumber, The! you to one side Of thie world-famous hymn, although he| to @ blush,” &e, roper pronunciation, which is given be- heater 1s designed for continuous sere|° qe amiied driv mf him running, but he knew they, Saag Was & noted character in the religious} Toplady, the Calvinistic vicar of * fi ae a meaning. e WOMAN entered 0 railway tale evaded! vice ‘tut larger sizes may be had. | ihe ling to what I've read tn tho und that he aa unr Ute of his day, and famous for his}Devonshire pariah, little dreamed that! you have appealed to the boy's eense with siater wurlae ond desomed 10 ie The heating unit is placed in the foed| Kicker you don't need to be tok! that pienaed iy venomous controversies with John Wes-| he was composing the most Depa of sight and feeling when he wrote the ere Gs Tetensl Mantes, ae tas ‘taxa, | DIDe Of the tank and connected with|and eo I'm keoping my mouth shut His smile grew when he remembered ley. Indeed, “Rock of Ages’ was writ! hymn in the language when he wrote | words, and to hie sense of hearing when eeated before they began making remarks ebout|the house water supply system, | He dropped his humor and spoke serl- her sudden indignation’ over fie ten to clinch an argument against Meth-| what he called “A living and 4ying| ng spelled them aloud. Having brought hee, which come of the passenger umst have} A flexthle cord and plug ure used tol? duestioning Hollis about the loca» thoughtless statement that women Re@ odiam: prayer for the hollest believer im thelinto play as many aenves es possible, it jl attach the heating element to any | 00 Of bis rare Tistentny quletly ant never interested tim. Of course Bi “Rook of Ages, cleft for me, world.” Spurgeon says of this hymn: is reagonable to suppose that he will Her le rears temnet and cloak were fully }lanp socket conviently located. an hour tuter, after having afrangel que interest tn one. wuuun. Wee Let me hide myself in Thee! “A gilmpse at the thorn-crowned head } retain the image of the spelled word. criticised with more or ieee sigating on the) To prevent radiation of hoat the tank/ with Judge Graney for the registering dropped into his favorite chair, #e Let the water and the blood, and pierced ‘hands and feet i# a sure] ‘Then hear the lesson and test whether ere a, 98 there 14 00 telling what might | may be covered with asbestos two or|of his brand and the listing of his moving his hat and .9mping the pare M¢ the women hat amt ont &! three inches thick. While this is not|cattle, Hollis left the court house and spiration from his forehosd with oudden stop to the convertion by © bit of clever, | necessary it results in an Ainfertisy, went to his office, fn running througa Candkerohish’ he. oauenh Tae 4 feminine strategy. economy in the amount of current re-| his mail he came upon Judge Graney’ swiftly at the scar under a right. A She tured her head, noticed thet the bride | oiired to keep tho water hot. The ex-| Hetilication and also another letter, which would always B was considerably older than the bridegroom ead, ad : postmarked “Chicago,” which drew a ble experience on the night ot im the emocthest tones, sald: pense of operating one of these heaters} Leased emile to his face. his “‘Mafam, will you piéase have your cow semow |!8 from fifteen to twenty cente an hour! 4 few minutes later Norton camo luis feet from the back of my chair?” of aotual service which [ute for ‘modern doubt’ and all tis}or not it has been well learned. If the ‘cited vagaries, Get into the ‘Rock of Ages,|iad epells @ word or two Incorrectly OTN HRS Pay PT Re cleft for you,’ and you will athor the | have him pay especial attention to those . quicksand," words end then come back te you to @leanse me from its guilt and | “Rock of Ages” was set to muste by |e heard agam. Nd ‘Thomas Hastings, the melody being| After thus having gone over the les- {Sate Gyn originally appeared in the called “Huntington.” vas with your child for weeks, daving ‘ From Thy riven side