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' ih ou Can Be Your ‘) Own Beauty Doctor _MILK AS A HAIR TONIC. By Andre Dupont Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), READ tn the paper, not long ago,” sald the Average Girl, as she removed her hat and fluffed up her hair with her fingers, “that a prima donna always uses milk as a halr tonic.” ‘ “What? Just everyday, ordinary mik that the milkman leaves in @ bottle?” said the Woman of Thirty. ‘You mustn't 7 belleve all you read.” “I don't know whether she gets hers in @ bottle or in « . “But, anyway, it ts eaid that she ‘spent the summer in Italy, near Vesuvius, and one of the first things that she ticed was the bh tiful hatr of the peas- ant women, Even the old crones Had long, thick ha! So one day she asked the maid who walted on her about it and she said that the only thing they did to thelr hair was to rub milk into the scalp A MILK BATH. every once in @ while. The prima auu.e u.eu it auu wer Halt grew over ten inches in three months, What do you think of tha “I think,” sald the Woman, knitting her brows thoughtfully, “that those wants’ heas must smell like a cream cheese.’’ “That point of view never occurred to me,” said the Girl. “But the question = Do you really beligye it was the milk that made her hair grow?” “Yes, I haven't a Buvt of it. The natural oll contained in the milk would jourish the roots of the hair, and the act of massaging it into the scalp would Improve the circulation. So that !t could hardly fail to make the hair grow thicker and longer. Which reminds me of something I haven't thought of fer rs, “When I was a little girl in ¢ wn old place not far from South there was a woman who had a tumble wo lived. She kept cows and used to sell the milk te the village people. I have seen her time and again wipe her hands her hair after milking. I never thought anything about it at the time, except it it was a rather dirty trick, But now I really do believe it was what made it Woman have such thick halr. For she had a great mass of untidy twist at the back of her head. shall an order with the milkman for an extra pint right away,” sald “Don't do that," sald her friend. “Just a very lttle will suffice. oonful in a saucer and dip the tips of the fingers in it rub it in well and en- wor to get as little of it on the hair as possible. And then, while I am trying treatment—for I think I shall try it—I shall wash my hair every week and & lttle perfume in the rinsing water. And !f I do this I sure that my ir will smell sweet as well as grow thick and will not unpleasanty suggest a has evaded the pure food laws. another thing that I am going to do with milk,” she continued, after “And that {s to give my face a milk bath every day while All the old-time belles and beauties set great store by milk and rmilk as @ cosmetic, * “Marie ‘Antoinette 1s said to have owed her complexion of milk-and-roser to this habit, and the memoirs of thr ‘ay relate that Pauline Bonaparte fre ntly indulged in milk baths, Th @o the old books on the subjec » should be bathed first in warn rand then thoroughly dried wit! cloth and then bathed for several utes in milk, which should be al- 4 to dry on. And when it is thor- hly dry the face can be sponged off cold water, “This is sald to make the skin white firm and to prevent wrinkles. 1 w it keeps the complexion from is in winter and from sunburn mmer, for I have tried it.” “It has another great advantage that the cost of living 1s so high,” the Girl. ‘It is really the cheapest tic and hair tonic I ever hear’! Put a table- ne RESELL EES Si5."T am quite sure,” said the Woman, it it Is going to do my hair a lot $00 id I shail feel like the devout country preacuer Wiv ~swewa dune yuu the first time without knowing what) ~ AYTOFALL THE Loon Here,7 WANT TO ASH You SOMETHING You HAVE BREN IN COMPANY WITH SOME ONE WHO USES THAT EXPRESSION CALLED 6LANG, THAT 16 THe Limit? Copyright, 1912, by The Prem Publishing ¢ (The New York Evening World) fnew! THIS 1s HARD WORK IM GLAD THE OTHER ROOMS HAVE (BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T TeAR. IT A POSTAL FROM stew b3 CALL FOR THE CARPETS | FORGOT TO BRING IT GEE DAT 6UY I's ‘A CINCH = TWO PERSIAN @UGS AND A VELVET FLooe ? WHY THEY CAME FROM THE cee ere S LAST WEEK (2J Coprright. 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Hobo Homilies 3% 4 By J. K. Bryans “Ah, happy little boy! How | wish | could Whe change places wit youse!” “1 wish you could, mister! Il day, an’ | got a Pp comin’ to me when | get home!” “Gee, Willie, but I'm hungry! breakfast food yer got at “Wot yer doin’ wit de umbretia, Freddy?” “Dis ain't an umbrella. Dis is me parachute I've been playin’ 1 use when dey t’row me down!” of a fickin’ vas. As he set down his glass with h of happiness he said to his host- ; ‘Madam, you should dally thank wen for such & good cow , ——>___ Just for Fun. THE REASON. His Wife—What makes you o tired, tear? Weren't you at the chess club all evening? Her Husband—yY ss club. But it w another.—Judge. HUMAN NATURE, “Why is it,” asked the curious gue: that poor men usually give larger than rich men?” jh,” aaid the waiter, who was pmething of a philosopher as well, jooks to me like de po’ man don't fant nobody to find out he's po', and i@e rich man don't want nobody to And gar ie > rich.”"—Youth's Companion. } LITERALLY. “He eagerly swallowed every word she bestowed on him; he fed upon her ry look; he lived upon the emiles whe gave him.” “That's what I call an all-consuming passion!”—Judge. EXPERT OPINION, - “What do you think of Fielding?’ @he asked young Mr. Ashby, “Oh, ite ortant, of course, but it won't avail thing Without good batiing."—Ex- Nervy IT was at the Just one move Nervy Nat—Ah, a golf club! ‘There ‘seems to be none of my Smart Get friends about to put me up, 80 | will have to propose my- self, and yon obliging caddy will Mo doubt second me. ‘Tis a sport 1 have teo leng neglected. Nat # & Nervy Nat—Iit ms to be tag, and I'll soon be “it.” Golf Is a livelier game than | supposed. It le b-b-bully! But | believe “bridge” would euit me better. It's not so exciting, perhaps, but it's much safer. Gee! that brute is gaining qn mel Goodby, proud world—— The Caddy—Say, mister, yer lid makes a corkin’ tee, don’t it? Ne@vy Nat—Trust your Uncle Nat for the bright thoughts , my boy! it wil seem to that ball as if It hag been etruck by the whole Nertnern Pacific system! ‘The Caddy—Gee, mister, swiped yer Hd an’ all! Nervy Nat—Sacred niblcke! Look at thet bonnet cut the ozone! Ae | live! it hae lit on the horns of a bullock! Boy, to the rescue! ‘My ene and only hati yer Nervy Nat—Nice bully! Come and give Nat his hat—that's a dear little animal! Don’t be afraid of me—! won't hurt you! By James Montgomery Flagg WELL,IJ'D Just LIVE ToFIND out WHO (7 18! ] Woued Have A FEW WORDS To SAY ‘To THER PERSON. Now, The Comin The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, November 30,.1912... of the Law “THE 1WO-GUN MAN'S" Greatest Novel By Charlies Aldea Seltzer (Copyright, 1912, ty the Outing Pubtishing Co.) Keut Hollis, « New York newspaper man, goes Wee Dre el CHAPTER Xiil. (Continued.) “‘Woman—She Don’t Need No Tooter.” T was mid-afternoon and the fun was coming slantwise over the roor of the cabin, creating welcome ahade on the porch. Haselton had been gone > looking after his cattte, 9 in the house, busily at work in the kitchen—Hollie could hear her as she stepped akout the room, Norton had left the cabin an hour before and @ little later Potter het stopped in on his way over to Dry Bottom to set up an article that he hud written at Hollfs's dictation. Hollty had told Norton of his experiences on the {night of the storm. f After the flash of Mghtning ‘had re- vealed Dunlavey and hia men, Hollis had attempted to escape, knowing that nog Dunlavey'’e intentions could not be peaceable and that he would have no chance in a fight with several men, He had urged his pony towaml the two button that he even during the Nehtning flash, making a« olrouit in order to evade hie enemie. He might have succeeded, but unfor- tunately the darkness had lifted and they had bee ble to intercept him. He could gt Clear account of what had hapo after they had surrounded him, There had been no words spoken. ‘He had tried to break out of the circle; had almont succeeded when a loop sett! over his shoulders aad he was dra from his pony—dragged quite a distance. The fall had hurt him, but when the rope had slackened he had regained his feet—to s after that the blows came thick and fast. | He hit several more faces that were clone to him and at one time was cer- tain ho had put three of his out of the fight. But the others hi crowded him close. He fought them as well as he could with the great odds him, and once was inspired with & hope that he might escape. | ‘Then had come a heavy blow on the ihead~he thought that one of them had [used the butt of @ revolver. He could |dimly remember receiving a number of |other blows and then he knew nothing |more until he had gwakened tn the Hasleton cabin. Hollis's opinion of Dunlavey’s mo- tive in thus attacking him coincided with Norton's, They might easily havo killed him... That they did not showed that they must have some | peculiar mott {| Aside from sire on Dunia: | Hollis the same rort of punishment that Hollis had inflicted on Dunlavey on the occasion of thelr frat meet- perfectly natural de- 6. Nervy Nat—You want to stop 1s you peevish, | The score is up" id tly obliged for my hat and the all that sort of thing. and mind your own business you ‘a part to deal to * | A projected ing, the latter could have no motive other than thai pearance of ti publication day. pose! make the trip to Dry Bottom, but had sumnmned Potter and had étetated considerable copy, Potter had weitten in this manner they wet the Kicker out twice, Ace had not been able to get any of hia poems into the Kicker, He had submitted some of them to Potter, but Hy Printer had assured him sthat . On hed brought the matter to Hollis’s atten- The te aneu - 0 latter had red dose that he 7 poems, Therefore Hollis was not surprised when in ae ote Gown “the Covers (aint e bunch brung over te chow you. Volks back home used 1 was a genyus. byt te little talyunt, the evidi right here!" With rather more marked his ap} bl Droceeded smooth u # ii i : i z 8 5 8 I gram an’ all Offered, “but there's @ to be wot ow of the Take this one, for oday to ‘Night,’ the boys wai one nigsht—not feelin's ttke T was, Ie objections Tl i : il i i sf The stare are wright to-ntgtet; They surely are a sight, thelr flckerin’ light Of course I reely wasn't scared,” he offered with @ deprecatory amile, “but there wam't any other word that I could think of just then an’ so T shoved her in. It rhymes anvhow an’ just about Save what I wanted.” He 3 When I look up Into the night, An’ see thelr Mickerin’ Meht. jon't seem to sound so good when Min’ her out loud.” he apolomiaed. I've thourht th worked that ‘night’ ai aver-tim: But of course I've “folent eht' an’ ‘height’ In there “ He enuirmed “TU be goin’ back to the outfit; Nor- ton was sayin’ that he wanted me to look up some strays an’ T don't want him to be waitin’ for me. But I'd like to have one of them pomes printed tn the Kicker—just to show the folke in jen determination to depart. w Nelle Hazelton standing thi ioe and the cause of a mystery, had gone could have finished his remon: and was fast ring in a cloud of dust down the trail when Hollis turned slowly to eee Nellie Hase}- ton smiling broadly. - uldn't resist out, t rather startled me to dis- there was @ real post in the strance, rely an ambition to rush {nto print that moved to aub- |mit his poems; he wants to help Ai! up the paper.” "T really think, after the departi: might have been she sald, looking him. amusement shining in her eyes, I should not like to think woman could mye rious