The evening world. Newspaper, November 12, 1912, Page 20

LIP N68 Se RANA AAO ee Biorld. ’ ESTABLISHED LY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 63 ¢o | a New York. Park Row, RALPH. Pure Prestdent, 63 Park Row. Park Ph UAT: . Jr, Secretary, 4 8 Pa Entered at the Post-Office at New York ae Becond-Clase Matter, Gubecription Rates to The Evening) For England and the Continent and ry World for the United States All Countries tn the International and Canada, autel one Postal O08 Fear. : ne Year... ne Month 20] One Month... WOLOWN BUI iiilvssssscssssscecsssossee WHAT'S DOING IT. France: French guns are doing the work, Creusot beats Krupp. Ger- mans drilled the Turks and furnished their guns. Look at the Turks, Vive la France! Germany: And about the Japanese? Did we not drill them? Who beat the Russians? Hoch der Kaiser! se What really beat the Russians was the immortal epirit of the Samurai—spirit of heroic patriotism and devoted self-sacrifice. What is beating the Turke is the epirit of straggling Christian notions newly awakened to a sense of nationalisin and independence. Not guns. —-— ——_<¢2-—-—_-— FOR A RAINY DAY. OUR HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO DOLLARS AND SEV- F ENTY-TWO CENTS should lie in the savings bank to your credit. If not, then you have either missed or thrown away your share of gencral prosperity. The Comptroller of the Currency has given out the figures for | the nation’s savings bank deposits as they stood June 14, 1912. Last yéar brought an increase of $239,234,924, lifting the grand total of the people's savings to $4,451,818,522. Two hundred and fifteen thousand new depositors joined the ranks of the thrifty, making the total 10,000,000. The money these workers have saved would, if divided, give every person in the United States $46.53. Yet thera | are only thirty-eight more savings banks in the country than there were in 1911. In New York State the careful folk have $1,633,495,812 laid | away, each deposit averaging $510.04. Only two States, Nevada and Rhode Island, are ahead of this average, and their relatively small population accounts for it. Comparing different sections of the country, the Eastern States—New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland and the District of Columbia—stand first with four million depositors and deposits of over two billion dollars—an average of $493 each. Next comes New England with a total of a billion and a half dollars and an average for cach depositor of $411. John Stuart Mill, the high priest of political economy, used to hold up, as the most precious possession a people can have, 4 thing | he styled “the effective desire or instinct of accumulation.” Appar- | ently each thrifty worker in the United States is carrying around on @n average $44.33 worth more of this valuable commodity than he or she could show last year. ten We hope Chicago's moral outburst is not going to spend itself entirely on Jack Johnson. if rt LATER AND LATER TO BED. managers must raise their curtains promptly at the hoar by The [ress Publissing Oo, (The New York brening World) 34 By Maurice Ketten RcH Tue Day») ( TER ELECTION ~ RCH WITH US CANDIDATE > SURE! | LUCARRY THE BANNERIN IE HAND ANO TRUMPET WiTH THE PARA ERAN ?) TSHELP THe Cause 4 Witt You Marc WITH Us THE DAY AFTER ELECTION BACK ANyT ASE THE SUPERAGETTES ae WHY oF CouRSE, I'LL. CARRY A ToRCH A LANTERN LAG .ILLBE JOAN: WIS Is THE DAY We CAR DATE ELECT PIFFLE Neer REMY HE 19 VER: SORRY. WiLL You MARCH H US ATE ULSTER? THIS Is THE DAY WE N Te CANDIDATE ELECT PISTON “To GET READY HE Asks To BE Excus€D HE HAS ToGo OUT OF TOWN OuRING “THE PARADE HECAN'T MEAN THING Go. “TOOTHACHE T° Chief of Police in Berlin has iseued an order that theatre advertised. ‘Thus amusement seekers need not be late for the real evening’s entertainments—which in Berlin begin at about 11! ; é’clock and last till 6 or 7 in the morning. | In all the great pleasure centres of the world, theatres begin Jater and later, the dinner hour creeps on, Already in New York | one theatre advertises its evening performance for a quarter to nine. | Mardly a curtain rises before 8,30, even though the hour advertised he 8.15 or 8.20, in order that the audience may be seated. Not many years ago theatres in this country began at 8. In Paris it is ay ecemmon thing for the curtain to go up at 9, and a short eurtain| vaiger allows the latert diners to straggle in in time for the main| piece. London hours are quite as late, No one likes to dine in fashionable London before 8. In most civilized countries one can measure thé march of Inxury |e by the advance of the dinner hour. Only two or three generations | ago the dinner hour of good society in England was 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Gradually it was pushed on to 5 and then later, ordered that “the theatres shall open their doors at 1 o'clock in| the afternoon, and at 2 o'clock precisely shall commence the per formance, whether , : play may be over before half-past 4.” - Gas and then electricity dispelled those dark age fort and convenience, and man in his capitals is stil power to turn night into day. Great cities bo variety of their “night life.” he most “civilized” commen : one that goes to bed last. Where will it end? } ; l } | America Befriend. Hath made our country free From all her broad and» nd O LORD our God, Thy mighty pat] N e I Vv y N a t | ote May wore. Fulfl the promise Hee iberty detend; ‘The strength of ev'ry increase In Union's golden chain; Mer thousand cities fil! with peace, Her million fields with grain ‘The virtues of her mingled blood In one new people blend; | By unity and brotheriood, America, America befriend! © qaffer not her feet to stray; But guide her untaught might. | That she may walk in peaceful day, And lead the world in + | ation-wide and ure, | America, America befriend! Thre’ all the waiting land proclaim Thy gospe! of good will; And may the joy of Je | In ev'ry bosom thrill. | O'er bill and vale, from sea to sea, Thy holy reign extend; benzine buggi By faith and hope and charity | certainly my ohance—and Clar- America, America befriend! ence hae considerately left his HENRY VAN DYKE. | goggles, 4 ! PoRDoTsTEsTEsORESdESESxEDINITETISETESIETIERSERRERES | NTC. Whether ho Is or no come into the women critters, anyway? While Hetty lay sick she done # crazy quilt of two thousand pieces for Auxillary bazaar. spire {deas of thelr grandeur by being guests of the writing room of the fine hotels long enough to write all thetr letters on the fine stationery Nit Snodgrass, what ° shanties on the Thunderstruck Branch nd 0.'s Green Spring Run 9 giv’ @ chance on it by @ d won the quilt. Is this a bazaar we are goin’ to? If ao, count ‘Them wimmin git around you, ‘apectaly the good lookin’ ones, and, ‘fore you know it, you've spent half a dollar on chances.” “No, this is simply a meeting to dis- cuss modern motherhood,” said Mrs. "J seldom get a chance to attend, because I have children at home to look after, but it's different for the rest of | the Modern Mothers.” “Hasn't none of them Modern Mothers got any young ones but you?” asked “Are you going there to hotel you are talking about, |letters?” asked Uncle Henry He did not anticipate either, nourish- |ment or entertainment as an onlooker \of feminine epistolary efforts. Jarr reassured him, matter of fact, among the many other Jarr’s five-dollar-a-week raise in salary had brought to her had some engraved stationery that Mrs, Jarr’s aesthetic taste had yearned for all the days of her wedded life. She use hotel stationery when she correspondence Copyright, 1912, by ‘Phe ND now, Uncle Henry," sald Mrs, Jarr, “you've given me @ treat by taking me down- town and showing me the post office, give you @ treat by taking you to | When you and Ed was in Europe I hac to come to town on business and ii » seventoe , Vv aor i " . jt a at a hotel. During the seventeenth century a regulation of the City of Paris! togaimg housesthe Mills 1? So she told Uncle Henry in her aweet- st manner that her purpose in taking him to the Hotel St. Vitus w: ght behold that great engin 1 and clvic effort-a Woman's Club the zenith of its uplift functions. "he Modern Mothers, of which M: Clara Mudridge-8mith— Not to put| wealthy friends of mine—are President on airs, you understand, but writing and Vice-President, and T am Assistant paper costs money, and if you can git) Second Vice-President, meets to- des showing you|the Hyacinth Room at the St, Vitus,” pave been to a great elty and stopped she explained, at @ big hotel, why not take It and use| Van Dawdle has a@ It was cheap as His mother and he live at the hotel. He was raised at the St. Vitus. His clothes are designed by Frederick the noted pianist, Ronald has complete new costumes for every occasion, wears nothing more modern than an He has appeared in Pre- And now, I hear, hie mother is dressing him in the early very etylish and you got all the writing | mi paper and envelopes and ice water you | cal -| wanted free for nothing, any hour of/ a ne day and night. “LT tuck @ valise full of paper and sere are sufficient spectators or not, so that the | man and critic, | envelopes back with me. gin his at Raphaelite attire. ‘Ob, something Ike the Ladies’ Aux!l- the G. A. R. and the Wimmin'e| “That Early Dutch, or drumhead, va- The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, November 12, 1912 Such Is Life! You BET! I'LL MARCH ON ~~ HORSE HE is ANOTHER. DEAR ~WE'LL HELP You WIN - CANDIDATE PiSTo Copyright, 1912, by The Pres Publi NEXT TINE WE'LL The Folks That MARCH THE Day ° BEFORE ELECTION Write aken from pid tombstones the names of characters in “Dadd Long-Legs.”” Yet hey book had not vi out a week before she heard from one indignant person, very much alive, in the | Intle village Mrs, Webster had described, who had found himself or herset | are not told which—in the story. Sarah Comstock, author of “The Sod- dy," while declaring herself a suffragist on principle, goes on to say: "Person- ally I have no quarrel with woman's situation in, the world, I am the only woman I know of, though, who does not wish or has not wished she was a man. Inever have, and Iam mighty glad |1 am a woman, Being a woman has never interfered with my going about wherever my business led me.” Maurice Le Blanc, creator of “Arsena Lupin,” 18 to write the confessions of that amazing cr!minal. Sbereereoosoosoorosoooooscoooooseceosesposooe sessed) TO Louise Closser Hale's book of motor tours in Europe the author's husband, Mrs. Jarr Steers a Rural Relative [iris s aries conservative ent mate of the expenses of the average Into the Realms of Lofty Thought. | secs, wre, inno is socal | credited in Europe with being a million- Samuel Hopkins Ada‘ a Hamil- in @ puzzled tone. ‘‘Bur I swan! I don’t|ton man, @ Phi Reta Kappa man and iknow how you kin dress a kid like @/an Alpha Delta Phi man. cabbage.” Roger Pocock, author of “A Man Sn fed, but did not enlighten | the Open,” wrote his finst work of fic- ny further. For by this» 1 Co, (The New York Eveving World.) The Millennium. (2f Kipling Doesn't Care.) HEN the last hobble skirt is forgotten, W And the last new fad has been tried; When the pannier fashion has faded And the “hipless” craze has died, We shail rest, and faith, we shall need it— Be at peace for a season or two, Till the next freak of Folly arises To torture our souls anew. And those that survived shall be happy; They shall fling away pounds of hair; They shall sit-atl day, without aching, At ease, in @ rocking chair; They shall wear their OWN faces and figures; They shalt walk as far as they please, And be able to cross a puddle Without sprawling on hands or knees An@ few of the men will praise them And none will admire the sight; For no one will dress for fashion And no one for man's delight, But each, for her own sweet comfort, And each, in her oton sweet way, Shalt wear the Thing that she PLEASES— But the gods toil weep, that day! | en's extravagance In di ee Our Books BAN WEBSTER confesses to having; ton while a patient in a hospital. e Randolph Chester maintains tn Jingo” the proposition that wom- ss is the back- ne of commercial perity. *harles Tenney Jackson, author of he Midlanders,” finds houseboat life !n Southern Louisiana conducive to literary activity. Mary Roberts Rinehart has a new country home at Sewickley, Pa. There b jare fifty acres and a brook—eloquent tes- timony to the prosperity accented by “Seven Days." Harold MacGrath has seen most of the known world, but is going around it again just for fun, Anne Shannon Monroe, who tells in “Making a Business Woman" how a $4 typist won independence in four years, was @ teacher in Tacoma a few years 0, Morgan Shepard, a writer and pub- Usher of this city, 1s the “John Mar- tin” who has just written in verse a volume of “Prayers for Little Men and Women.” Elizabeth Jordan declines an offer for a dramatized version of her “May Iverson” stories, as she is unwilling to have the convent acenes set for the stage. Josephine C. Meyer, author of “The Gréen C." a thigh school story, ie a New York girl, a graduate of the Nor- mal School and a Chase art student, time they had arrived at the onyx, gilded and flunky-infested grand en- trance of the Hotel St. Vitus. Uncle Henry shrank back a moment. “Gosh blame! If it ain't a regular Palaci he muttered. “I'N bet you| somethin’ fine you won't get your board A Schedule K Order. a mena st ie hotel gor less than HAJAM J, BATTISON, @ wool expert of y! Mebbe three dol- Boston, smilel et an argument over lars! It's like what I have heard tell | schedule K, of, one of them fancy places where you| ‘The trouble 4," he aald, “that there dis GOT to take and PAY for a bathroom, | putants don’t understand the American sheep in- no matter what day of the week you | dustry, They remind me of Smithson’s, come to the hotel, Saturday or not!” “mmitheon'e—thet ten't thelr right name—are Mrs. Jarr made no reply, but guided |® Boston bank, and last year they financed a Uncle Henry through a maze of golden | ™ beget aac lee Ee 4 ne pelled to (apaubl <o SHrOne oe sean | "ire Smitheon’s in the spring: ‘Lambing begins upon the Hiyecinth Room and the meets | Mert Mosl 1 Grouglit conditions will result ia ing of the Modern Mother | Me aaaen d wien) tat ta dks menue tae ae pone lambing till further orders."’ '—Exobange. SUPERFLUOUS. oo The danquet hal was adorned with Wholesale Favors. many beautiful paintings, and the presddent of the little college was called HB young man entered the presideatio of, upon to respond to a toast. Wishing | to pay a compliment to the ladies pres- ent he designated the paintings with an eloquent gesture and sal | “What need is there of these painted beauties when we have so many with | then befan to stamm on the other, He dropped his hat, band highly developed case of nervousness, best for krout or Mety of cabbi “Why not, indeed?” replied Mrs, Jare, |'Te “! know a great many ladles who in- b'longs to?" said prance Union that yer Aunt Hetty Nervy Nat—I've always had a king desire to ride in one of Nervy Nat—Great doughnuts! | don't want to go to Brooklyn. This bubble ts elmply depraved. Glad they didn’t pase thi subeldy bill or they'd be mak- Ing me carry the mala, Nervy Nat—VYe-es, was what it wae—something '0 do with starting it. can find eomething to stop the Infernal thing | can safely prom- ise myself not to get the Aue) mobile Nervy Nat—I'll bet thie little | | jigger down here has something | to do with starting this five- thousand-doliar ge-cart. us at the table?”—Ladies’ Home Jour- | ‘Well, speak vip, Hate you come to ask for | ‘ nal. the hand of my daugiter or a raise in, salary?” sense iceman arehart antes a card to the Madison Square; # puny, Nat Park Club to the extremely civil penelened Jok om An any rep | gentleman that threw me the eae chee ren aan | ne Ing tle winter, fice and stood fimt on one foot and then kerchie¢ and umbrella, Altogether he was in ay o | Bridge Officer—Surprised to Nervy Nat—!'m going to give see you taking to water in such Please, fr," stammered the young Exchange, Sei om Smart Girl. “w HAT does @ cat have that no othe asked the teacher, i gulfawed another paptt “skunks and moles has fi “1 kuow—, teacher—wp “Haw-haw! Papa has whiskers!” “My papa al a “Cause he can't, Haw-baw! Your pa ala't ne @ood, My pa says"— "Stop!" cried the teacher, “Can't | tell me what a cat has thet no other animal cas bavet” ‘ A little girl timidly puta up her hand, “Well, Brat” of the class,—Cieveland Plain Dealer, Es The Cut Direct. oe on RUTHYN, who is 0 atmple L rancher isselsbell Commy, Mout., Western Mfe @hat ever retuira to clams Ale Heredity, 1g A," announced 1 y Clugs, 1 few ten thiol fichting down, “Tut tut, my son!" chided his lees Bem are uct teu thousand dogs te Ole alt fighting tke furs sy | ke they worn © world ‘ig mam Iaat islam ie etmadtty /here He Was, T MB Mayor of a small town was taytag @ negro for abusing is wife, She eladmed he got drunk and tried (0 beat her end he hit him The Mayor tumed to (uel tittle gt eng isl, was your fatiier under the taffwames i when your mother hit toe oe * "Noy tah, 9 waa ner the biiwham ati he qxieidy mupticd.—Dinsionnl Menthty,