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‘The Evening World Ha “S’Matter, Pop?” & Fite THe BAG WITH Boren Dishes AN we ‘Witt PLAY SMASH: UP LIE THEY Do BEHIND THE Let US Pour iT° DOWN THE STAIRG. THAT WILL MARE LOTS OF, NOISE SAY N 1 Dion's KNow You -T SPOKE FRENCH Cupsright, 1912. (The New MRS. JARR INVADES UNCLE SAM’S LAIR. ir} OULDN'T you Ike to come Henry. yh, Brg Ruliisning Co, ‘ork vening World.) Pest Office?’ asked Uncle n't, Uncle Henry,” said 've got so many things to I've got the house to attend ugly, dirty building that contains New York's General Post-Office. “It's a queer looking place to me," sail Uncle Henry. “It reminds me of Smith County Jail (only it’s blager) more than a post-office. Why don't the Postmaster keep a store and make some money on the side? How much more comfortable it would be with some cracker boxes around, and @ stove for to draw up to in cold weather! “Look at all the péople what comes | fu here in a day! Why, the postmaster id sell ten dollars’ worth of plug to- rs' worth of pepp lreckon. The look after! 80, for Gertrude doesn’t look after a ‘ep thme I don’t vee! But you can't say % word to a girl these days or she'll vight up and leave you. And she doesn't care if you have sickness, visitors or r affiiction in the h said Uncle Henry, “what you say may be 60, but you might as well take a littie holiday once In a while. ‘There’t! be just as much work left in world after we're dead.” @ got sumo sewing to do to-day, got to wee the children get back SPEEK ZE FRANSH-OU)?, eee i} hoot in time at noon. I've got to ne would make er some things the store," 1 Mf. Jarry went on 1 coultn't) my nose out of the door} explained Mrs. POSSIBLY pu tha day! What do you want to go to; wouldn't have time to keep a store the post-office tor!" “ you're right” said U “I made a complaint to the pustmaster “Maybe be don't get time to} about the service fram Hay: Corners|hett the mail packages and wonder; iad Thunderstruck, the way train that|what'e in ‘em, let alono® reading the! coanects with the Martinsburg accom-| printed matter on the corner of business nedation from Paw Paw," replied|envelopes and saying, ‘Neighbor Jones, Unelo Henry. harks of lawyers down at the P “Well, J couldn't think of going with county seats ts certainly hot after you) ou,” sald Mrs. Jerr, “I haven't even to make a settlement of that note you} time to belong to a club oF go to @ mat- thinking it was a contract to de- inee or a tea, If I were situated lke ou free of cost a bushel of Alaska Clara Mudridge-Smith,, with servants) Giant seed corn, ay te come and pick wp my handkerchiet| After inquiring at the general delivery ry time T jet it fall, or if I, didn't| Window and velny directed to various have to cross the room to gct a drink|departnents Mrs. Jarr and Uncle of water, ‘like Mrs. Stry with her! Henry were at last ushered into 4 walt- Persone} maid and her parlor inald and'!ng room, where, after a long time, a her upstairs girl and her butler, I wight|@apper young man came out and de- fe able to go out once in a while! Well, |#ired them to siate thelr Business. since you are so insistent and it fs such) “My mait's been held up,” eald Vas Oy tm nice day, after all, I'll put on my Henry. ‘And it's being held up xighs things and go downtown with you.” jalong. I wrote ta the postmaster on’ business," said] Sot a letter to come on and seo him | Household Electrics By Siephen L. Coes Copyright, 1912, by The Prva Vuuiinuws Lo. (Lhe New York Bveuing Worid,) To Save Expe. se. the game amount of current each hour. “I'm on Gover'mint ie . Engineers show the consumption of if y. “I git al expenses} about 1." ANY ‘housewives have com-! | ston of Be sores peains not back atte: “Was it letters to mining stock plained of the inconventence bth earns Sere) een er count of street car fare. I won't have, swindlers or green goods men?” asked Feaulting from the loss of light Trot Met ene eae ning che cure | topay it. I can charge the United) the secretary. “You know there are RLY necessitated by removing ne ae ee eee Ot rene. trom Sates of America. And !f they don't) fraud orders against many such peopie Incandescent lamp eo that the! O70, One Dathal, Ot Curent ne day say It they'll hear from me!” and we hold up thelr mall and notify (Plus and connecting cord of @ cookin Satin ona: tee mac ot sane (tee af ‘So Mrs. Jarr, feeling she would be no| thelr correspondents.” Bev on. ey De, AE CR ed 20. (ie eee ee ee ee ee ect “No, sir," sald Uncle Henry firmly. the “load ye" 4 “IT cut my eye teeth on them things e “load curve” ts shown, It usual ananetal burden to the visiting relative, looks like a snake, due to the uneven qurried into her best apparel and ac- is readily may be obviated by pro- Daily Magazine, Mo ty aon ow iine New’ Yor Evening World by The Preee Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Work), ATIVE~BORN FRENCHMAN It's EASY WHEN You Ger THE HANG OF IT- I THINK IN FRENCH - NYBoDY A against tua Oa, Jovrright, 1912, i TALK IT LIKE A (Copyright, 1012, by the Outing Publishing Os.) STNOPSI6 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. A is'a father and eau Bde Hoth ea, burden, Holl father ge, and ont it act is to. thrnals Vn fang. ® | pretty girl, Hollis next ' ee My, only oes oC ive, The myicdge a0. alltance against the corre UP ide' awostacton. Wolly then ‘riven. Sut 40: the Cielo Bar Fa ‘to hime by his father, these i to hie. four oowbors ti Q-D Meaninc- G-O- oot! HEN Norton told them that “finish” —whatever it might be. ter Holliq had already begun the fight by slugging Dunlevey which Hollis departed to the houne, Ghats ie'wing 0 tay Na tae Week ona fant. CHAPTER IV. (Oonetnoed.) At the Circle Bar. W and Yuma Ed, the enthued- asm of tho four men was unbounded. They /assured him pro- fanely that they were with him to the He found Mre. Norton te be e pleas- ant-faced woman of twenty-seven or eight, who had—according te Nortes— “bossed him for seven years.” Norton raseed protest. “I haven't ‘bonsed’ him,” ehe teld Hol- Ms, while Norton looked on with amuse- ment, “though there have been times when he richly deserved {i There was a spirited flash tn the lady‘e eyes a8 she looked at her lord, ‘I don’t wish to take sides fn any marital controversy,” Hollis told them, “I don't care to parade my ignorance, However,” he amiled, with a wink at Norton, “most men need @ boss, if for nO other reason than to teach them the value of discipline.” “There!” said Mra, Norton with @ triumphant laugh, and immediately left the two men and went into the kiteh After partaking of @ hearty meal Hollis and Norton went out on the porch for a smoke and a@ talk, and it was near midnight when Hollis tumbled into bed, distinctly pieased with the range boss and his admirable wife. He Cheer Up, Cuthbert! by Crarence L, Culicn. - e Covright, 1912, by The Prem Publieuing Co, (The New York Evening World.) can Brace Himself Waters, it's a Satisfying Little O10 the Kind of Adversity! Thought to Remember that you iat Announces fis Advent! Unafratd while the Typhoon Ragea! | Lament! he! og pelag! was asleep witbin five minutes, pamenting | tht) Some of us Never Get at the Facts| "The aun was streaming into his win- Lighten about Ourselves unt! Hard Luck pad = a Repee pa ty bed the ornmtng, and eager to z Audits the Account! make @ trip of inspection over his prop. ‘ar from Run- at erty, He came down stairs Nabtly, in ning Away from] ‘The Paco that Kitts has an Oceastonal| the hope of being able to slip outelde Temptation, Some] victin, but the Pace that Spilla Geta, Without dtaturbing anybody, but upon day: Novembet 112°1912 . e Coming of the Law “1HE 1WO-GUN MAN’S” Greatest Novel evinned hugely over hie wife's embare 7 tached a holster containing a Colt .45. “1 bought this outht over at Santa Re tafermed Hollis two months ago,” hé 1 at Gt." He sur- veyed Hollis with @ critical eye. ‘“T' een thinkin’ ever gince you come that "ile ralsed a protecting aod © protest anaes es Hols he ten Some day when we're together an’ we've:got time can bio Oe | yourself—after you've had a little tice gettin’ your gun out.” He tai with @ grim humor. dt out midditn’ ak ke > ae long ago. But my complaint fs that/curing what {ts known as @ “current gemang ¢ of us get out &! them in Droves! opening tho stair door he was surprisea S0¢ that you get ctor 1 goes v song | three times I've written to my nephew | tap” or ‘multiple attaching plug.” Tt! Oerioas of ime whe various, Search Warrant jo find the cloth on the table fn the That's the rectpe.”” he advised. oe % e se 7 y be! a Whe: 41 treat,” said the old gentleman, “If| here asking him to send me money, and wade HY poy ooo loro $08 aye At night most of the current from for !t. mn we Succeed in Conquering Oure pa Ru spread and hot he date and cure the +} ow and want to take me to any|I marked every one of them letters ‘In Ho Tinton a een eurtont tour {te central station is used for lighting “BIdtns el we Find that there No) Mre. Norton was bustling about from [®S weter over bis face ‘he them theatres In return you can do! Haste,’ and the way train from ‘Thun- ts Supetion sel x oe eit Mg iit Purposes in residences, theat 'dtng Our) wurther Fighting to be Donet |the kitchen to the dining room. Evi- mood outside seen aaa vou when T'm talking to{derstruck with tho United S:ates mail |attachable device without removing the ‘street lamps and electric Time” is Not In- pane dently the Nartons had been estir for *, lone time after washing tee vot can say ‘Yes, that's{and them ‘In Hastet letters in it mever}lamp. It will be found excgllent for] During the day there is pra deatuenil ee : ee {he pereh, Gabtag eet noe he postmaster yo y . 4 Paw an|use with portable reading lamps, trons, equently used) The Invertebrate'’s Excuse; “I Didn't . basin at this iovand bear me out in my eomplaint.""| hurried a bit, but got to Paw Paw ai ne aning {) demand for current for such purposes! ay a Convenient Phrase for Plain| Mean to Do It!” Mra, Norton smilingly directed him Endless it seemed, ivi ‘They arrived in due time to the great, | hour late every time, as usual, toasters, sewing machine motors, wash=/ang the station load is made up of|_ i" \ to a wash basin on a bench just outside a pr seemed, lying —|ing machines, &. currant for electeio motors in manu. | Voaring? qi =e \ the door and stood in the opening a ia, o0lemn atlence; & world eae Such a plug may be bought in any of | gacturing : slastelo ae ei The Fresh Chance Vanikies (he Min-| moment, watching htm as he drencl ‘ernal suntight, amiling ekies, and : | facturing plants, elevators, electric fans inched nite distance. > A the electrical supply shops and many|in summer and a comparatively emat| The Easiest Thing some of us do ts to} We we Begin to Squirm! hie faco with the cold water. There "“Gomparin’ her with fs ¢ V 1 n Cc e n t Ss of the department stores at @ cost of/ number of lights. ‘Therefore the “day| Gloss Matters Over for Ourselves and _- peel ber penne only the soltcitous past? inquired Norton. ala! “pe y trom TB cents ta 21 a is far less than the “night load," | Put « Corrugated Surface on Them fo. | ‘The Sorrtest Spectacie we Know Any-|ty'iinae a gueat wt cate, tote gectteg 4 [iollis_confeaeed that he ned been Et ‘ A “Dimmer” fofLamps. | Electric Fudge. Other Volks! pige About Is that of @ Man Throwing! that Norton had been most fortunate “'ie,nometing of that sort, e t (e) overs ILE @ so-called .“turn dawn"! w wie is a good recipe for fudge to == Phils Hands when he Only Imegines|{, his choice ot a crea Wall" roturnea “Norton, “there vic W type of incandescent lump has H Le AMAA an olestiG. Glovar| mime wut he Neets More thant he's Under the Gunt has gone down into the Me Dasin try with anything Glee ste cour ; non the market for several In @ eauoepan placed dircctly on|@ Mir ae to look after the men.” she told him though when the world was’ mate the " paving attention, and I call on her twice |¥car8 and has admirably fulfiied !t8 the heater bol! one cup of milk and two —_ (There's Such @ Thing as Getting into Hage Bn} papi f ps a age bin Lord had a few million miles left rv Loves Him. a week. Is that often enough?” Purpose of providing two degrees of cups of sugar. Add two squares of| It’s Remarkable how I the Man] Unison with the Universal Chord! hreakfast when you are ready' > | Which he didn't know what to do with oy 1" writes: “I belong to a clue!” y should think 2. light from the same lamp, a demand grated chocolate or five tablespoonfuls! at War with Himveelf can ka Quare) ae: ia east hy #0 he just dumped tt down out wrls and young men and there js} To Fi d t*) t has often been ext 1 a lamp cocoa and boll untl a few drops of|t with the (W in General! Conscience is the Checker that Kerps | i yy on thee. havin’ business some- Mung man with whom Iam very| 40 FIN ut, that one could regulate to any degree Plgture cour hasten’ tor watt ¢ si Le ee rie wie Sackan Nines: Heaps | te ath whore olge about that time, he forge (Fein love. He-does not know it] “W, HL" writes: “I am very fond of/of Intensity between Its full candle Turn off the current, add a ta Agreeable to have Others pant Husband had already breaktasted, tt could—whtch‘waen't none” ho loves me?" !a young man who seems to like me|Power and no t. ful of butter and flavor wt is—but, if they Don't, at .. {in that In this part of the 4ar Rens, mrcehen 1 fad ous ie he i al (ar ther girls. I] To mect this demand a lamp-dimming 4 ; ‘i : Another One of those Mullus* KE y ne ‘rose with the eun, Wh ‘Ow must wait until he tells you. and pays no attention to other gt ‘ to d * -dimming Then beat until the fudge jen't Wina’ cuser: ‘“Thoughtle A ‘ ed ogy Aaah weg 9 This conversation had taken place bd piers seo him often and he calls at my home, |fesilator has Its appearance, suger and pour out Into a butt —— aba A lh as fi itive tater te euyuacken BFo8 6 en? tums) SWenee Mare Ae: ver owe 4g, A." writes: “I know that a cer-|How can T find out if he really cares| lt He vey Hee ie t and belie seine Nut meats may be added If de you Je into the | acasy thaldian ahs Hameaiee't the BRCaDHICA Gt AUR. TARGLNAUER rion ber tt of Fag ee free in Hollis’s 5 le A : : ren and ts installed as a part of the lamp | cide erany tho 3 rho sof his ex n ‘ @ Gid not altogether agre io young man wants ine to mary fer ory sure way is to walt for nimysocket, It Is operated by a pair of] A — a. “Frankness" goes about the Tuing with |W" constructed ot fogs, with @ gable with Norton. ‘The West Impresse:t im but I don't love him, although } y nords (whih permit’ the: ralsiog or! Sil ; DOWntlel aad tlinalans meutantel “ interstices, were built him far more than he cared to adets Nalue his friendship. How can I}to tell you. acer asolgt iets HUAIAE at ette ayltugs ow, mquat. structures with ‘This morning, directly after break jon of a pro- — Seen SUEY CP oes SESS. Ee pias aeeint fast, Hollis and Neon had saddled je ulm the Barnes 1h, “EL, G." writes: "To what other, pitas | 48 burner may 1 ted. We Wear 9 Tot about the Agee: There were six of them—the junk- thelr horses and rkeden out of the ba- jal aich must be : tae cf lamp requiring from six to sixty to the In-Bad Club, but Mention is | house, messhouse, blacksmith aliop, the sin toward th nd tetl{may ono. take @ girl besides balls, the river into a section 652700 B00 SUI0 OF OE Erma in | artien and the ¢healre?” : watts may be used. A sixty watt lamp fade of the Withdrawals Therefrom! | oss's private shack (from w of the country that Hollis had not yet In frankly that you think be is be-jparttes and the thealrel” |. |may be gradually dimmed trom j uid bis wife had removed after explored. Emerging from the basin, 0 wing too fond of you, and suggest| If she is fond of wm . brilllancy only one-tenth can t of the alder Hollis), the stable, they came to a long, hieh ridge hat he do not eee you for a while, ably enjoy concerts, Then there fire all) Onc) oly _anesisait. 68s the storing “This here's” ‘RanorBack” Ridae,"* Ss fate of lectures and various places of | POMOY | TO sas but two ounces, Hott n= explained Norton as the pontes halted a A iyi er in ene |Public interest. s ge | nt one “called that on account of bein' xo un ‘A, writes: oy eae ~ Cutting Down Rates. | narrow on the ton.” He Seged tee Feit ion my mother, or| “3% B." writes: “A friend tells me 1B “electrical central —atatlo ne butldings which Holl Poel bedbeso rg the firet call” (that I should take @ your 10% throughout the Country are using 2 t (0 which Be had given ve * 7 3 Peay 4 Ninaaeaaanth attention, ng they ws The former 1s the more common pro- ne 3 cell 4 Ws ao eee ee and those of the Circle Bar. “Them's * WS Circle Cross buildiags,” resumed Ne codhire. 1 Certainty not. | ato for for ton. “They're about three miles from Jealousy. |A Jealous Suitor. | eating Ne Beatle eit reedennct ce vo bi ‘onsiderabl ha yrth through that cottonwood back . MB." writes: “I am somased i a) +L, Of." writes; “I am in love with! pal reason for this is that siderable 5 0.8 when of the bunkhouse where you t ur yéung man who is unreasonably Jes bed @ young man, but we are not engaged Phelan devices adds | the ge tovs te Tanne babe un the day after you come 4 of the men whom my rether reso0e | tte ts working his way through col- what the central station [is to Delieve that Old "Down below there=whe sible position forces me Vat ane eee tae veret ttle ele to | men « ne day Yond.” which 1® al-| toot Deal to do w ne them two die cattonwood pusiness way. My health and nerves) ice ne out, Yet ho resents tt if I go, Way's less than the "night load.” | j Thereot ie Wik’ cresain’, | Theres “eno hd i drain $0 enter ad ‘Mace out with others. Has he aright to act| All central stations strive to keep the | ‘There's no Particular Rea ways, On: the olher side of the fa stant suspicion. hall this way?” Ie rent by thetr cui “Day of Re j nuse, called the igs You will never have a happy moment) “x 4¢ uniess you haye promised to| tomers even as possible | Grisly Aftat " od " 7 ith @ Jealous x frat if-yeu marry @ person’ with @ marry him. thro’ our hours, The hat wa ¢ dead tumperament I advise you to send —_— vest “load” for a central station, bo © & nd there's n hifa away while there is time, “H. D." writes: “A girl I know will from engineering and financial con- MAMMA a Ldb A Tah Ad Labor p le Cross man or so hangin’ around be elghteen very soon, What would be eiderations, would perfectly steady #8 BaF ¢ ; here m—with a rifle, So it don't pay te ry r ‘i ‘ in a Landslide, but Every Man can returned 1 so monkeyin’ around there unless %W. P.") writes: ‘“T live about # mile'g suitable birthday present?" during every hour of the day and night, Qgem the young lady to whom I em Flowers, candy or & book, and would call for the generation of ‘ erate OAL ACN CTE ET How, under the sun, Bill, do you keep warm without an overcoat? Well, you se | shiver eo hard that it heats me up, shall get used to it in time.” Norton dismounted, Elect Himself with Just One Vote! his eyes alight you've got pressin’ business.” (To Be Continued.) ‘