The evening world. Newspaper, October 29, 1912, Page 20

ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITERR. snl dalidahidbiaiidesatinialiaoe Pwllenea Daily Except sun ny, Nos. 63 to : ; a It, tary, Row, “ 0 , + nl ; HAVEN'T WE ptien inater eo = er thst Fer Batter one ieee Matter PLENTY oF aod All Countries in the International Postal Union + $8.50] One Tear... sees eee W 80/One Month. - +e Money 7 TRANSLATED VOLUME 53........006 — seveceeeeesNO, 18,695 SCIENTIFIC KINDNESS. *9@NTEMPERANCE is the cause of more than half the distress and | vagrancy in New York. In-its report for the year ending Sept. Coprright, 1912, by The Press Vublishing Co, (The New York Word), O, my daughter, a man came unto me, saying | / “Let me de thy slave. For, behold, I am ALL devotion, And ét is my delight to serve a fair women.” And I looked at htm and smiled scdly. : | For I knew that he was INVULNERABLE, ana ali my weapons were broken against me. - But adother came unto me, saying: iy “Behold! Iam a WOMAN HATER. Not one of then do I trust. 2} ay, not one can deceive nor allure me. For I have their numbers, all of them. 80, 1912, the Joint Application Bureau of the Charity Organiza- tien and the Association for Improving the Condition of the Poor peints out that among 18,606 cases of idle and destitute men in- vestigated at the Municipal Lodging House 60 per cent. were due to Aue that he wD intemperance. And my heart was gladdened, for by that sign I knew that he w The worst of it is, as everybody knows, that relief fe oftener ag-| |, ache . | BASY. aan Fayovd We gravation than cure. As the secretary puts it: “The bureau has the ISN'T HER BAskeT ay yr. VENI CEN, tied GoM “tn three varietica: the kind that wivat be deepest sympathy for the homeless man or woman who has drifted LIGHT AND. EASY : driven with whip and epur, the kind that must be coared with applés and into drunkenness or vagrancy, but it does not believe in fostering (ej sugar and the kind that must be blindfolded and backed into the shafts of, ‘theese evil habits by doles of inadequate and ineffective relief. In- | IF ITWASFuLL SHE | matrimony. R {stead of curing the disease of vagrancy indiscriminate relief fosters || COULDN'T CARRY IT And the woman hater is Nke unto the last. jaud breeds vagrancy, whether it be the nickel given the applicant - vJast to get a cup of coffee,’ an old suit of clothes, shoes or a ticket ( ‘to the ‘sure job in some other city.’ There is no specific cure for svagrancy and homelessness. The bureau attempts a diagnosis of the in every case.” And there it is. Knowledge, bringing social consclousness and . ‘esponsibilities, has slowly but surely made it a hard, complicated fob even to be kind. The old-fashioned charity was so simple and satisfying! To give a dime to a poor devil who begged for it seemed ‘euth an easy, natural way out of it, warmed the heart and sent one | om with a pleased sense of having done the right thing. Not eo now! Our social studies and analyses show conclusively that seven times out of ten that well meant dime is little better than a push into the one of these seck not to with him sweetly that . Therefore, I charge thee, when thou mecte argue with him, reithér to convince him, bu ustwort | | all thy sex is weak and shallow and untr uv | Discourse sorrowfully upon the pitfalls of flirtation, and the hollowness \ | of love, and the horrors of matrimony. : ' i Declare boldly thy scorn for the New Woman, and the Old Woman, land for the frivolous Woman, and for the Highbrow, and for the Lowbrow, | and all the women that are on the earth and the heavens above the earth, ’ Yea, lament woefully the follics and the wiles of all thy sex. And when thou has DISARMED him, taking all his arguments from out | his mouth, expatiate sweetly upon the beauties of Plotonio Friendship and waz rapturous in its praises. | Bring the cushion for his head, and the footstool for his fect, and feed | him from the chafing dish with the fruits of thine own cooking, saying: “I prithee, DO smoke, for it is so CHUMMY! Yea, I bea of thee, treat ‘ 7 | th ldst a MAN friend.” ‘gutter; and, far from passing on with a lighter heart, we slink off HAVEN'T Ww he EVERY THING 1S es Let him Rod thy hand. LOVELY with a guilty sense of having started a whole train of social calamity. CUTEST UT Woo t ») |e: epauve peaantee yong Rene ‘ 1 that all women were Somehow doing good through « scrupulously organized society | || TARIFF You EVER Saw? 98 WHY CHANGE ‘ Would to Heaven I were not a Woman Hater, and tha ‘will never be like putting the money or the coat in the outstretched hand and catching the flash of joy in the dull eyes. Yet we have | earned our lesson. We know that the only way to give wisely is) ‘to give scientifically, and that the bureaus with their “diagnoses of | tauses” have all the rights of it. Another penalty of our complicated, | high-tension modern life! We haven’t time to make sure we aro ; Woing « good deed. An efficient certifying machine is indispensablo : Yo our charity, So we think twice about every generous impulse, a remembering that even kindness, to be up to date, must be careful. F — like unto HER, for she is SENSIBLE and SINCERE—and a bachelor flat was never like this!" And upon the seventh evening he shall fatt down before thee and re- | tract all his words, eating them one by one. | And when thou remindest him of thy warnings and of thy fears of mar- | riage he will seek to coax thee and will comfort thee with kisses and a solitaire. y Then-shalt thou slip the bridle over his head and the reins shall ben thy hands. And there shall be one less Woman Hater in the world. \ i For a Woman Hater, my beloved, is like unto the simple ostrich, tchioh hideth its head in the sand and thinketh itself SAFE. { \ | But he that professeth OPEN adoration is like unto the park squirrel, When President Metien of the New York, New Haven and \ | Hertford Raitroad starts to pooh-pooh the stect car by magnify- (mg ie minor decomforts, and declaring that “while it does the risk from fire it cannot entirely eliminate it,” we to suggest thet for the really big man the most attractive ing adout perfection is that tt 42 opproachabie. —++-—__ ; ae A” TO THE DEALER HIS DUE. U he a | which will eat out of thine hand but can n be CAUGHT! Selah! Memories of Players ~yo.s— | Of Other Days' [.P OOOREEEEEOEEEE EER DECEEOEEEEEEEE EER CEEEEEECEESEOESON CHARLES aly Mr. Jarr Infests a Real Restaurant | "#7" | es el . ‘AN wrote to The World recently complaining that on one and the same day he paid 40 cents for five flounders in a shop in Elizabeth street, while his wife bought five of the same size {n Fulton Mcrket for only 10 cents. This certainly looks like a big |, Gifference—probably fer too big. Still, certain factors in this anda thousand similar cases are worth sorting out and remembering. and Proceeds to Start Something. | ROSEAIMED a the Hinfectt:, Pt caie ahs ae ance. by the tative tragedian of the French! public-as a survival of tl SoreevoresTCETEED SERSbODENIRNNSTINRSESIFNR000000009 | } stage, but perhaps also the! But F chter's gres laude Meinotte in “Th but at a signal from one of the foreign) chef that “Diamond Jim” Brady had re-| greatest romantic actor of the|€ | nineteenth century, Charles) 1 noblemén (who turned and regarded Mr. | served a table for after the theatre and | Fechter came here in the early sev ons” and Obenreiser n-| ("No Thoroughfare") Jarr.with.calm curiosity as he snapped| that they must do their best to put his i d at be e most w! y p v : \ i: \ r ny consequence to hig fingers and cried, “Hi, waiter!") the } $500,000 stomach out of commission. aust ap player ini ae : Nek rt eas in The retail fish dealer has his shop, his telephone and his order ‘ Jarre were ignored by every employee in| omnibus took away the bread ‘and but- pitt Brady had never tipped a waiter) Fechter's ideas were s0 at variance |Corsican Brotne: Herks at the disposal of hundreds of people to whom time {s money , { the place except a poor Greek boy, who,| ter and the ice water, cares, at much. Why should he tip a hos-| with those of the managerial factors| really lars of this period and his engagements at|only prolonsed » | Niblo's Garden were So lacking in public | career. response that he terminated bis business! Like Irving, Fechter 7 \ é tb ; , brought} Again the he: nother | pital to that extent? Thousand thunders! | end who can’t afford to buy at leisure. How about the market? The | \ on ihe lorede teal wattage” Nee water,| trip by. It was evident that thls was] It was an insult! | fish dealer will send the flounders to an address three miles away. the same dread and butter being. 10] not a regular or schedule trip one a this oe the headwaiter must . x. He was “runnin -|have remembered Mr. Jarr. F wit the market? The fishman will standby his goods and if not cents’. worth as charged, but there wae| haste he too! ir. Jarr. For, tetisfactory replace them? Is the market. alway " road despatche: 88Y,) swinging door to the kitchen, Oo, | NO Gurfelt of it at that. cat,” as the rat y8 80 obliging? The)" Inte Ntwkax Wor ‘There was no charge for the ice water,! being on @ special trip to Inform the . tetail fishman will study and remember your personal tastes and pref- | “Wt they charge you for bread erences, call for your orders at ybur home and give you what and butter here 10 cents: jour ‘ou . his wit Want with the minimim of trouble to yourself. Can you send a chia | For the revered Wer ate rt iy to market? The rotail dealer will trust you for the flounders until | 70m them for a toni the and not even the ona of the month or longer, and supply you regularly with flounaéts Writing or anything, had passed by to Eciavhile. Will the maacee Reep a date to hold « Joint debate tn the E s t Ima t es Altehen with the chef and the che was a relations with American managers and,| stage director. In spite of th bent on having his own playhouse, he| period of the theatre in w {epent a fortane in remodelling the the-! bored, his productions of “The atre still standing at the corner of Four-| Motto" and “Roy Blas’? have never 8 0 sult, jteenth street and Sixth avenue, then| been surpaseed to this day e Mr. Jarr tucked the furtherest north, known as the Lyceum Theatre. Once, just on it was my good for- e t “fend of his napkin in his collar, No, it| Here Fechter was enabled to breathe|tune to be present when Fechter elr ec lion was not because he was an untidy|in the atmosphere he wo dearly loved.| peared with 3 Duke's laugh at Mr. Jare’s late Victorian dress a ” n of Parisian feeder, but, as it was a big napkin, Mr,|Here he made many notable productions | players in “L'Abime." Here was some- x Jarr hoped to hide the front of his|that were distinctly melodramatic, thing so truly x: and artistic that apparel from the gaze of the headwaiter, | though he created a sensation by play-|playgoers were brought to realize why Incidentally Mr. Jarr wond: if the |1ne “Hamlet” with a total disregard for,| Fechter was hailed as the leader of the > and had dropped a menu in pass! papers would print his pictufe with|Shakespearean traditions, Fechter wore| French stage. Only one performance We hold no brief for the fish dealer. He probably gets as much | ‘Yes, all the first-class hotels, charge By Alma Woodward ley entenn her with a half @ blond wig as the Dane and although| was given. Tho audience was composed ‘more than his fair profit as he can. But let’s recognize what he d |10 cents for bread and butter now. Didn't column editorial, clting the invaluable |e had passed the half century mark in| almost entirely of the subscribers to et cntenetaicresreccnsicsteuanses C8. | you know that?” asked Mrs. Jarr in a Copriight, 1912, by The Pree Publishisg Co, (The New York World). | Ute he looked about twent; th service he had done the community in| y: 6 ridding it of that headwaiter, in case|, This: portrayal of the An npany, then playing a York, | tone that implied it was too bad H, my dear chap, really! Not a wiille. But we're not LOOKING for didn't get around as ehe aid, Franco being of the country, you; them, don’t you know. If I might cast flesh and blood could bear no more, | tTagedian excited wide discussion. The Letters From the People hter was ‘Well, it's an outrage!” enorted Mr. know, what ehould I be able'a ballot I think I'd be sorely tempted,| Arter a while, seeing that none of the| ‘Titles, while recognizing his undoubted to receive $1,000 for this performance. Jarr, who was getting hie mad up any- to say that ta of value? Of| yee, reaMy, to fill Mr. Taft's name in foreign noblemen would come near Mr. artistry end genius, censured him se-| But it was afterward stated that he way. course I reed the dailies, pos-|the space allotted. Jare, even to tefl him he mustn't ham- | Verely: The eminent French tragedian of; had contributed the amount and an ad- “Come, come, my dear!” said Mra|'tively so, dear fellow. But it's unfair) This fellow Roosevelt rushes about|mer his knife against his glass—Mra, |‘%® Present period, Monet-Sully, played| ditional sum, so desirous was he to tndl- mechanical work can be gratified. S01 BT noothingly, “It’s those things that|Goh't you think to judge from them?| so qnd showe such a prodigious amount| Jarr told him that—the headwaiter ap- aeeeuay* joasih other Fechter roles Lc Nina to the erities that he was @ true s emk expert advive. Am I too ‘ola to | Keep cheap people out of places of thie| They lean @ dit to exaggerated state-|of the imerior of his mouth while talk- proached with languid step. el y in emulation ‘of his predecessor | artist, actuated in all of his procedure take @ course in electrical engineering | #22: ments, don't you know, and give oné/ing that he quite stuns me! I hope I'm Perhaps, as the d cmanatt thet Parisian critics have regaried this by lofty ideals, r oF construction engineering? What| “Te? cente wouldn't, keep ‘em out," bg gabe) ot wuld, Vinwp on he vga not offending when I say I would oon-|nuing up, he needed rsp lt Mone the | Sees reset Cape bee et eermreye aemeererennay Btheagh I am not @ “suffragist’ nor e| YOUld be the best way to go about | eTumbled he, “but these other orice bebe Np eet a heat — sider K not class, you Imow, to d0/kitchen smelis and sounds for an enemy. | 1 . *FavAragette,” I have heard this sub-| Sting the necessary knowledge to be- | Wold. Look here-'Sirloin steak for feet by tettigg tae oda ‘one dle off Saves a et ini etnea a hance |e or ce Ren Le one mothhs Pen The D ay s ‘Good Storie 8 ‘Moot discussed many times and have el-| CMe Proficient in either of these lines? | '%% fo much work and money end. noise, brew, the headwaiter. wanted to ast [ways understood it as follows: A “aut-| le this fleld crowded @o that one “What de you care? You have hid s * 18 @ female advocate of equal| be of exceptional abivity to Shencks | raise of salary, Don't make @ show of se, and a ‘‘suffragette” is the| fair way mos unfortunate habit of accusing |another jaugh by having another close don't you know. And it strikes me, from/| people, other than himself, of falsify-| view of Mr. Jarr’s dress sult. After a while he came out actain, and, wi 411 I've been able to abbord of Ameri-|ing (using the shorter term). Racwar teneriha taatea chitin aciat Disdain for Dignity. confident amile, attempted. to restart, Uwe suglaes 6 The headwaiter was now across the|°8n politics that it’s about as logic @| Well, of course, in England we'd oall and pencil in his hand as though to give! SCOT whose name was Macintosh, and who | But no; the engine woul or in It auch that any one! ry Intelligence, @ Iking for, ‘RO, ' . We don't do any more|that Wihitechapel low, my dear fellow! was proud of the fact that he was directly] ‘Then he glared at the silent machine t room, discussing affairs of etate with] Way a8 yours. my Mr, Jarr the third degree, or as though ‘ ond “euffragette” received its origin in « Pirie A Fi a Ly a Ket | two foreign noblemen, who accepted tips | than sane 8 Snnnce, Toyah, and shatte ‘Those of us who have family do Ot! nis opinion of Mr. Jam's drews sult was |, Snes fren Hee out Ot feo pope nad Bis een, #6 Sa wosth wernt aut 5 g ren. am wi ou do, ian't it, now a . d faving a dispute ove 0 Ne communed with hime Welrit of ridicule, EB. V. B. | now making twenty dollars per woek | With !peclence under his direction, * chee fieaadh greatly in the biseeaal et fewest MAY, Seon? such that he couldn't exprese {t tn words driver who had tranmorted him to Is bome in! silently took his whip out of the i may Interest some engineers ‘eathy, I assure you! And, of course, I| y, atand “4 oe he 1 read went f greatly, x Volt actually bad the audactty to . | ty, and ft angered tho Highlander, ¢ s'are, mate!” ho aid, with ‘ \sNeatity in regard to a dispute covering| {2,208 SStent of giving me a€vieo, Good Finance. have formed opinions—or no, ratherjup in Guild Hall in London and take| ie was one of those oMoious heads) 50 ry Salt amt be demanded, a grit, 1 "um" eas ; ee eee 2 © Alle cor which alee may interest and instruct | ‘there 19 « vague something in my brain,/ue to task for the way we manage} cet Sr waite Le downer hava it | prolly drawing himelf up to his full belght oh many ot! Ih —| : ie MacIntosh," Fy the civil war. I served three years| "yoyey ene PB oi chap, thet might at a pinch—béjenings! sent to you despite your munmured| “ins txt asiver morted, Peril of Publicity, “Im the Seventy-ninth Regiment, High- 7, Sty, Mod salled an opinion ef the three men. 1 ask you, can you imagine anything | tosis, ‘I dout care if you're an umbrella," he said, | QQENATOR TILLMAN wa ; “anders, N. Y. Volunteers, and beg leave ‘The Limit? Maybe. ‘This man Taft seems a peaceable sort: |more bourgeois, old boy, than to have |My Ty aoouvren first," the aatd| “I'll have my rights,”—Cleveland Press, iS ticlaa who alnays koey nt fo state that when the Seventy-ninth | To the Editor of The Evening World: A well fed gentleman, you know, And] a guest criticise his host? Why didn’t languidly and wrote ane ibe dale Bass Bl oe. is Show York City for the trent, Sune| Whe beaebell was in ite primitive we English favor both the well fed and| our own beloved Edward, when the Ma. | #6 tal Conduct | "He is as vad," said Sonat ‘f 108, six of the ten companies wore | 4nd uncommercial estate I was very the gentlemen, you know. And his|harajah of Someching-or-Other was J | Brut nduct, Jom Hai fet Hinks, ovine ion and fell off Ro ‘or Highland dress, and continued | fond of the game. I have seen a fellow unscrew @ wooden leg and throw it at reign--beg pardon, his term—was what | wett ende|_ It was evident he was going to give) ‘ cea) phar Tratcar tayetban eau Oer poor dling (i NRe ee eerie tae il tanaerea MO. Jerr such © atinging Ge wouldn’t| [QUT why are ron determined to got w divorce |) th. (hare niin from your husband ?!* | or evi i » don't you know, and get it? come ere a ““Becanse he is an absolute brute,” pay. dev Md the te until just before the battle of |@ umpire. But when (as I read re- vicious things, gue dK it? 4° 4 ne ee Run, July 21, 1461, when the obs-| cently) @ chap throws his artificial mas- ready to pitoh him out, t made a bally mess on the magnia-| “Then the congomme Bornaise is very ‘You used to any that he was v fume wes found not practical and was|tioators at an umpire, I think baseball Whanged, although the tartan trousers |and the castigation of umpires have Were worn as part of the uniform as | reached their limit. M. Cc. a feng as they lasted. After that the "Ho was he said, and he wrote it down af What's the use of it, old boy? What's} cent Persian ogrpet, don't you know, |/ne, J keep himself in the cen @ const the use, I say? The man had committed |and ect a fearful example to the obil- | Well. Hh S aed te sey. Bins ron ought wise team, BL ane wed BS FOR OME | chip's ommretlight cana no crime, He:has done his chores in a|dren besides, but was etiquette, dear| From this on he selected # dinner such | to se him no oe a ee ee i teething, nothing would quiet the 1 Horses for Naval Monument, Kontedt, brendrandejam sort, of way [tetlow, and otiduetie to Srghtfully tm-/00. M4 gt tsa well as Work here, And |b tas alowel te al te mew witiee.! Faster Than Sound 4 ar United States uniform was! To the Editor of The Evening World: and he's jet people be! He's not one for! ponent among gentiomen, you see, bef he silent-with-anger Mr. Jarr or| A™! when he found out, what do you think he i. | JOSEPH STEWART, Permit me to ask # question of artists interfering, If I've got htm right. Of the candidate Wilson I know little. | before the sche wit tt nes bapa id, He went down and had his beard shaved off, 8 about the 5 Secretary Seventy-Ninth Hegi-|and others who may know. 1 cannot Now, I say, what's the use of going|He hes great etrength of Jaw, has he|tho very indlmnent ira. Jeer could ea) | dav's what! Do you think 1'd tive with & man “We go 90. fh om ment Veteran Associauion. | understand why the monument erected to work to upset the whole menage|nqt? You know, my dear boy, when) Ne WO! le. ton nal WORt | who ee Bat sont spon jevetand | and whistles are no tune ee thee bette 5a Mound Fes in @ Square Mole." |to the heroes of Havana, at the en- down in Waghington (which, by the] you don't know ANYTHING about a|into the kitchen. : TO ee Let dhag ot nn ae © Pathe BAitor of The Bxcning World: trance to Central Park at Fifty-ninth | way, 1s a delightful town, don't you|man there are two ways of looking at| In due time a walter who was work- Doce four miles away one straight atrete on 7,8 am «@ clerk, twenty-nine years of| street, shoukt be of @ man with two! know), and put some other fellow in] it He may be #0 marvellousty clever|ing as an “extra” brought on the dinner, Revenge! traps! A ours saw yw He whigted end 4 and have been working in an|horses, I never heard of horace being | there, who mly keep the whole territo-/and ne may be eo bally rotten! Which). ‘What's thie?” asked Mr. Jarr, HE motor ‘bus snorted slowly along te|imtant we cee, Mitt it Mas cles, The net for the past twelve years, but|uged on a warship, I ehould think in-| “Are you betting on the election?" | ry in o trighttul remains to be proven. “The dinner you ordered,” replied the n street, gave three loud groane and stopped derailment —and ngine ove eome to the conclusion that I am| stead of horses it would be something| “What do you take me for? D’ye| 1 say ict well enough alone We get EE AEM se Speed ba ar iene i 3 a why a “The engineer, poor fellow “ ound pes in # square hole, and|typical of a warship, Hke a broken war-| euppoee,! want to get a $10 vote |aiong very well on # tn England. Of|to disturb the sweet repose of the last| ‘I didn't order it,” eaid Mr. Jaer.| ne driver got off, hurriedly dived beneath the ws Mow, was killed, But att to get into eome line where a' whip. What ts the idea of those harees?| ohallenged for the sake of a measly joourse, we can’t help a few bally idiote| four + for four years? [he to around him in ded el youre? It giithes me as eo deuced| "That's the headwaiter’s dinner, Let | tonast and theo, crowing Raw om the und. by hut aot ial 6 eae om ral tha: Mming for conmruction work and FRENOCHMAN, | §2 election bet?” Mike Lioyd George setting in once injunwise, don’t you know! ‘him eat it himeeiti” erawied undernesth the “bus, ene trach."'—Boston ‘Travaler, i ud