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a “A Man Who Cannot Be| Happy Though Single Would Not Be if He Had Solomon’s Harem,’ Writes a Cos Cob Phi- losopher, Who Adds: “Happy People Are Born So, Kings or Beggars.” ITIS ASTATE OF MIND AMONG OTHER THINGS. “The Man Who Loves the One Woman All His Lifetime and Endeavors to Make a Happy Home Is a Martyr,’’ Says “Charles E.,” ‘Who De- fines Love as a Kind of Machine. — BY NIXOLA GREELEY-SMITH. NIXOLA GREELEY SMI lust words, “I die happy” are not a mere phrase. them belleves them and makes them for himself, for truly he has found it fe: ONLY WAY TO BE HAPPY 18 TO BE BORN HAPPY, Dear Madam: A happy home would be like Frederick the Great's idea of a convtitutional monarchy: the wife (the people) would be privilexed to say wha: she liked, and the hus- band (the King) would be allowed to do what he Uked. If this falls to solve the problem, let each remember that happiness does not depend upon anything external, such as riches, station, ete, nor even upon the Possession of a husband or wife. It ® not objective but subjective. In short, it 1s a state of mind. A man who cannot be happy though single, would not be if he hed Solomon's Happy people are born s0, Perhaps whether kings or beggars. you are descended from a Saivintes. Heredity, as most of us understand it, fa, of course, merely @ convenient ex- planation of our neighbors’ virtues and our own sins—and most of us want more credit than we deserve for the serenity of our spirita, But it realiy much easier to leave your children a hoard of happiness than to bequeath them a heritage of interest bearing donds. Happiness is really only a sense of perrpective as applied to life. 1 imagine the old are really much happier than | the young whose dreams and imaginings have all the charm and all the faults of an old Japanese print, which has no Perspective at all. J Happiness does exist outside the dic- tionary, however, for those who know how to spell it. It's a pity so many persons are poor spellers, Here !s the orthography of happiness according to @ contented wife. She writes: MARRIED, BUT HAPPY BECAUSE SHE GETS ALL THE MONEY. Dear Madam: I would like to give my views, being a happily married girl, The money question causes @ sregt many quarrels. In my case my 2 wives me every cent and I wave Tan, Then we buy clothes Or spend money on amusements out of this common ‘und. Neither of us ever goes out without the other, and We 0 out only occasionally, In a happy home neither one should be boss; both should talk over any mat- (er that may come up and arrive at @ mutual agreement, Each should try to please the other, without, how- ever, being too it with the reer We” tae # and aia Ce eed is iil git anhalt sesiuisiaheneniesinaiehimeinmamtpandsitasinitainainnine ©O00009000000000000000000000000000000800000 What Makes A happy by ‘‘Perhaps the Best Recipe for Happiness Is Good Digvstion and a Bad Heart’’ home .’. Copyright, 191%, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). “A MAN WHO CANNOT BE CMAPPY THOUGH SINGLE What makes a happy home? Today a happy wife, a pessimist and a@ laughing philosophy under- take to answer our conundrum, Of course the happy wife must be credited with the wisdom of expert- ence, but to me at least the phi- losopher offers a perfect definition of happiness. For his definition of the happy home I do not care so much, for he defines it as a consti- tutional monarchy, and I believe it must be a republic. But any one who enjoys a condition of chronic satisfaction with life must admit that happiness is not a fact but a state of mind. Heppiness exists only in the soul which has found It: centre of gravity. That carries within itself poise, toleration and serenity. Those old melodramatic Any one who utters true. But let the philosopher speak the secret of true happiness. Here make a happy home. One must Meet Intolerance with kindness; one must bear with misunderstan: by ill-tempered, ill-mated, fatigued d husbands and children naturally imperfect. Know!- when some little quarrel arises common sense, equality and netther should be too proud to be the | overflowing love are the foundation fret to say the softening word. of a happy home, What ts “love?” ‘A HAPPY WIPR, A gravity centre of harmonious And now let us give the pessimist the} thoughts, as polarity of all other right of way. I hope he will read the] force centrifugal and centripetal, letter of J. S. and cheer up. He says: cause and effect, action and reaction, LOVE 18 A FEARFUL AND won.| lf: nature: This is “Tove A DERFUL THING. a Dear Madam: The man who loves the one woman all his lifetime and endeavors to make a happy home ts @ martyr. The difficult prob- Jem in all if xperience Is to LAST DAY OF REGISTRATION. ‘To-day is the last day of registration, If you do not register you cannot vote. Registration booths will open at 7 A. M. and close at 10 PF. M. \ { | News Oddities | A London swindler sold dried peas for ttle liver pills. enough to be knighted he was put in jail, Not having ald “To in America one m be tall and thin,” comments Calve in say- ing she 1s now too fai to sing Car n, Pittsburgh widow knocked down a man who proposed marriage to her in a Public street. She objected to the place, not the proposal. Goat, 10 pounds, whips @ half-ton elk in the Central Park 200. It was an Irish goat, Because the Giants deat Walter Stone of Phillipsburg walked af day with four beans in e N. B.—Not being ie the provisions of the Wager, Mr, Stone first baked the beans. For belleving in polygamy (Mohamn is likely to be deported. jan style) the wife of @ Syrian merchant Richmond man offered to sell his trains to a medical college for $10, After, inspecting ‘his record the offer was declined, In an all-day tour of Long Island Job Hedges found only two bables to kiss, | A St. Elmo (II!) schol teacher, Miss Katherine Henry, will have to wear | men's hose ali winter, | She 18 betting Roosevelt will be elected. 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Rockefeller Jr.'s Bible class were attending services in the Fifth Avenue Baptist Church last night when a puff of smoke blew {nto difice, The worshippers showed rm and the Rev, Coreniiue Woelt kin, the pastor, who was conducting the servives, did not stop. A moment jater Frank Guenther, the sexton, notified the pastor that there was a fire in the unoceupled house at No, 10 West Forty-sixth street, whi h adjoins the church, and tho pastor told the class, There was no excitement at all and the services were finished, Then \the class hurried out to the fire. The ve was Ron smothered. BREAKS A COLD, ** OPENS NOSTRILS, jents, Pape’s Cold Compound cures colds and grippe in a few hours. | The most severe cold will be broken, | and all grippe misery ended after taking a dose of Pape’s Cold Compound every two hours until three consecutive doses are taken, You will distinctly feel all the dis-| agreeable symptoms leaving after the) very first dose. 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Article Three on ‘Getting Muscle,” | by James Thorpe. 16-Page Joke Book | Brimful of wit, humor, riddles, tricks, funny pictures, droll stories, etc. Big Photo- 66 ° 99 Baseball Team gravure of The Giauts for Coupon. All with To-Morrow’s Sunday World | <nmecaenemen tn LE TheWanamaker Store Presents Monday a Distinguished Sale of Fashions Evening Gowns from Paris Price $32.50 to $100 Worth $60 to $187 Evening Wraps from Paris Price $37.50 to $135 Worth $60 to $225 Tailored Suits Inspired by Paris Evening Gowns Inspired by Paris Price $29.50 to $75 Price $29.50 to $37.50 Worth $40 to $115 Worth $45 to $57 Any store could buy the large quantity of gowns, wraps and suits included in this extraordinary presentation. But only a store with the outlet of Wanamaker’s in two great cities could sell such a quantity quickly. For the very reason that we can sell these garments at once without interfering with our regular stocks and service—the prices are brought down to less than wholesale; the manufacturers in one deal turned their stocks into money and were free to go again to Paris or turn to the creation of new things. The Paris Gowns These are from one of the greatest and wisest importers of European fashions in this country. He searches Europe many times each year. He is making ready now to sail within a few days in order to gather fashions for early Southern wear. The 82 models that he turned over to us are hand-made gowns of chiffons and satins which by their loveliness and exquisite dainti- ness appeal to the most cultivated taste. Blues so soft in tone that they can hardly be called blue. Pink, the shade of an ocean shell. The delicate bloom of an orchid and all the other soft evening colors. $32.50, regularly $60 and $67.50 $45, regularly $75 $55, regularly $82 $60, regularly $112 $75 and $90, regularly $100 and $135 $100, regularly $187 The Evening Gowns Inspired by Paris Fashions Thirty styles, including brocades, charmeuse, white and colored satin, lace and marquisette and chiffon draped satin gowns ornamented with rhinestones and pearls. They come from one of the greatest oper- ators on women’s costumes in all America. In the quantity of the materials for which he con- tracts direct from the mills, and in his great importations of embroideries, laces, velvets and embroidered tunics no other manufac- turer in this country approaches his orders. Absolutely every model that we received earlier from this manufacturer has been sold and not one remains in stock. It is quite a privilege, therefore, to get these to sell now for $29.50 to $75, instead of $40 to $115. French Evening Wraps Forty evening coats of brocaded velvet, the fashionable plush in sulphur, ruby red, cream white and other marvelous French colors, also the new moire in colors and white. Majority are trimmed with fur. $37.50, instead of $60 $65, instead of $97.50 $55, instead of $75 $135, instead of $225 The Tailored Suits After Bernard Models They have a different story to tell. The original model was imported direct by ourselves. It was so successful—both in Paris and here—that we set at work to reproduce it at the very lowest possible price for our Golden October Special. By co-operation with the manufacturer we can now offer —the $45 and $52 Suits for $29.50 —the $57 Suits for $37.50 The $29.50 are diagonal cheviot; the $37.50 are corduroy and velveteen. Both are made with a cutaway coat long in the back and short in the front; trimmed with silk collar edged with velvet and either with braid omaments or with long satin button- holes and braid covered buttons. Second floor, Old Building. The Great Golden Special in Dréss Fabrics Monday The Entire Stock of $2.50 and $3 Worumbo Broadcloth at $1.55 Yard Because the Manufacturer for Technical Reasons Is Discontinuing These Qualities Four superb broadcloths are included in this purchase, which will be offered at the same time in both ou stores, New York and Philadelphia. In addition to black, the colors include all the many street shades now used for limousine wraps, tailored suits, walking coats, luncheon and afternoon dresses and young girls’ clothes. The name “WORUMBO” has stood for many years on fabrics for that which Sterling stands on silver. This is the first time, we believe, that Worumbo broadcloth of these qualities has ever been offered for less than $2.50 a yard; nearly three-quarters of the lot has never been sold for less than $3 a yard. Worumbo fabrics will continue to be woven—just as fine as they are now—but these special $2.50 and $3 grades of Worumbo broadcloth will be discontinued, and these are the fabrics we are now privileged exclusively to sell for $1.55 yard. Every yard of Worumbo broadcloth of these grades that remained in the makers’ stock- room is included in the sale. There will be no duplicates of these qualities after this lot is exhausted. Main aisle, Old Building. Begins Monday, the Wanamaker Sale of Leather Library Furniture Offering $30,000 Worth of Genuine Leather Furniture for $22,500 Recent newspaper articles announcing that leather furniture is growing more popular in America, stated at the same time that American leather furniture is deteriorating; that the market is being flooded with inferior products. Both statements are correct. But speaking for Wanamaker leather furniture, the facts assure the public that there is one place, at least, where leather furniture that is genuine, and true, and honest and of high quality may be procured. This truth will be demonstrated to all who come to the store Monday. Fifth Gallery, New Building, JOHN WANAMAKER Formerly A. T. Stewart & Co, Broadway, Fourth Avenue, Eighth to Tenth Street, on