The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1912, Page 17

The Evening - (W“S*Matter, Pop? @ ° MY PoP Gives MONEY TO THE POOR 4+You Can Be Your Own Beauty Doctor LOOKING PETTY IN 17HE MORNING. By Anare wupont OVERHEARD Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), bat a difference in the morning!” sang the Woman of Thirty as causht Ser friend in a dta d tiue kimono with three or four riers seeping shyly from her untidy lar, y early for a call,” continued she, “but [ douldn't resiat about the party last night amt to tell you how perfectly sad you looked, But perhaps I'd better go If you are not I know it's aw Pudning over to talk “WWedot everybody feeling very well? * HAVE SOME Fupees ? “There's nothing the matter with me," said the Average Girl, In surprise. “What made you think there was?” “Why, 1 naturally thought from your kimono and your hair that you did not feel ¢ » to dre id The Gi laughed, “Is that all? 1 scarcely ever dress until lunch time Ing somewhere.” n't mean to tell me that you the NERVE to go down to break- fast in that get-up?" Girl nodded. Jo» couldn't have been in It for pa- tlence with your family," remarked the Woman, with disapproval in her glance. “LE verily belleve that my husband would ret if I should be rash enough to pour his coffee any morning, dressed like n't you ever wear @ kimono “Not unless I'm feeling too ould consiter that Jack had a perfect right to yin a bathrobe and Turkish slippers if I came to the A woman should look as pretty at $ o'clock In the morning as at 8 Cl eee FIER le 1 to e does It make?” i “Mor ou think, It never pays to let any one, even the members , of dhe fanly, realize just how hideous one can Tok. A woman showld always Ye neat and trim and a ne folks proud of one's looks ts ; Hie sweetest Kind of ad v T came from, they tell the Mory of the dearest, husband was de- who: ; One night he t into the kitchen r even though they had been marrio \ teat bunch of rose: her o!d colored cook ask } ind bring you them pretty flowers, Missy? t * pald the Uttle ored woman. lady ‘He euttenly am MHOLDIN' as if T had seen h any other hou or husiarn that this Uttle olf lady » day, oft and perhaps aubORe the kimono t was to stouch around in {t until t Polly! To-morrow 1s auoteg her friend, ‘ov SAY TOU CONVERSATION WHICH INDICATED THAT SOMETHING PASSED BETWEEN THE COLD CREAM TRUST AND THE CANDIDATE ? Ly Alma Woodward Domestic tic Dialogues. | a SODOES J TELL You AT, THAT, Boy Doms d nen whore) JOINTS suet -] u How HE Ws ; OuseEN SSR a Mom | RECALL DISTINCTLY BECAUSE LAURA SAID To | SIMPLY WOULONT WEAR MY GREEN CHARMEUSE HER AUNT WAS ON FROM THE WEST =A VERA NICE LADY INDBED ~ HAVE | REFUSE To TAKE IT IF SHE SWEARS + ME& ARE ‘YOU GOING TonIGHT AND | SAID ‘YEG BUT THAT WE HAD THE DANDIEST TIME = Cheer Up, Cuthbert! 1 By Clarence L. Cauen. MY PoP ri5SES MY MAMA GOOD BYE our & IN THE HALL EVERY MORNING! Goa SAY T THis WAY- | MY PoP W136 ES MY MAMA Goop BYE, see? Shenandoah{|# A Civ War omance of Sheriaan’s ‘ide By Henry Tyrell Rlibecm ahd resembles n/ (Copyright, 1012, » @. P, Putnam's Some.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, ap Rerihiral Wane tat you ev Having disposed of the two Federal commanders, Jackson, with Kwell, now hot-footed it to #ront Royal, where the north and south forks of the Shenan- doun Kiver unde, at the northern end of the Massanatien ridge ¥ io Val The stunning success of Jackson at ceatly mars wee Front Royal and subsequently at former ee, 4 ae and Port Republic the name, has since enl jeat, were achieved by @ start- ute ta Foane Mr. Mareefih Seis ling series of manoeuvres little under- ‘The aril ver to et ie stood by the world at the time, gave ne, thet in a Usd way they meant ute ettorta 1 tom forces, whenandoan Vi wae, tet Interest cent Meg ad the, that he “held one commander at arm's length, while he hammered the other.” Ellingham wrote from Fromt Royal. “We Port Republic, and the part of his staff, had the bridge into the town the enemy appeared tn force, " bund the valley againgt eh CHAPTER VIII. (CONTINUED,) In the Valley. BEEARLY in January, 18m, Capt. Bilingbem wrote to his sister mommy in Richmond: ‘We have onty Bem conjecture as to our destina- tlon. Gen, Jackson keeps his secrets fo well as to deceive not only when with the evident design of attacking the town, troying the bridge over the Shenandesh, and thus cutting off our army and getting in our rear. Jackson sent some hurried orders to the enemy but ourselves,” Without losing any time, Jackson new fense of the bridge, but j set out with flercer energy than ever could be executed the advance Feé- to surprise the Federal garrison under eral batteries had opened fire, and ‘ey at Romney. their cavalry, crossing the South was fearful, even for ordinary travel, River, ha@ swept inte the town and to say nothing of forced military move- taken position at the sow en- Men and horses fell on the icy trance te the bridge. thelr guns going off all stong the “You see, the General had not re- the knees and mussiee fy ni- erossed the river and ee he was com- lacerated, the men Itm| letely cut off, and we didn't know {( leaving trails of blood on ne frozen do say he met the emer. snow. The march was compared! fency with the most audacious din Napoleon's péage of the Alpe—and not Play of nerve and presence of alone In ts hardships, but likewise in that you ever heard ly rode its rewults, For, before the first of toward the bridge, and, risin February, Gen. Kelly had evacuated stirrups, called to the Fed: Romney, and for the moment there pre peg te yp eo} oun to Federal force left in the entire jow. sir? Bring it over here.’ Tt. fool er valley. With the open!) of spring, four ad them long enough to enable Jackron eral armfes—under Fremont, to put pure to hie dash on to the bridge at full gallop. “Three hasty shots followed him, but they flew harmless over his head, and he reached our quarters on the northern Dank In anfety. And was he rattled? ‘Well, at the moment of the scare, I saw young Bob Lee (youngest son of Gen Lee, you know, who t# only fifteen and left the university to join the Stonewall Brigade as a private), going down to the bank of the stream to fetch tn some water. Te had the DIE camp kettle slung over his shoulder, and [ pose the General in his excitement McDowell and McClellan opeateiee were ready to close in upon Ri | Fremont and Banks, {n the north ‘and | weat, expected to unite thelr forces and drive Jackson up the valley, cutting the Con! @ communications, and then sweeping down upon Richmond from the mountains, while McClellan marched up the Peninsula between the J nd York Rivers, and McDowell ‘anced from Fredericksburg. ! Barly in Mareh Stonewall was back in Winchester, with Jackson Banka thie and an augmented Federal tor thought it was a arum, f he flew ¢ of gris and married women osha ed, for that matter, are Just as care. z Mg | heels on the north, and Shields with an- past he shouted out to Bo! Thus, +! because they do not stop Covrrtght, 1912, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Worhl) aay COPIHaht, 1918, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), “lother army reported at Strasburg, to “HHL, there, drummer, beat the long 4 ry nee WILLIE EB Ts! Mra. GQ @ Indignantly)—How ABIT never 1s So Happy as when| But there's never the Least Particle of | ‘he southward. roll! {to tink, Ik is sometimes a little hard L, ‘A indignantly Re! i ‘ . ‘al ! gor a wisy woman with two or three | Bee dare you? Teat with him at lunch. — | ‘esating its Victims to the| Fun tn it ere Bob Ellingham first made the «Tint was a close shave, dear Sis, But vetitdren to keep herself nice looking w F rou. Mr, Grew! Witite hextus to lose hla appetite.) | Rear! es | acquaintance CSE, esl enn and T delleve—and wo do we alk-that our eee SOs BORD dat J r. GimAnd ¥ saan t b Sa Py ng Jackson's © e bk when perhaps the matd of all work has Gi Moediyy--atop inaking| rer aeoane Feu fe een Himsde Chat at Another Perfectly Good Time to De-| Th Mem rauquier County, mounted while ie ies thie Job of clearing ‘hs taken herself off, and the baker forgets that noise! ee ee ee i ‘ | Our Tdea of the} come Reflective ts when we can't Just! on q milk-white blooded horse, the most Valley to perform, to deliver the rolls for breakfast, and Mrs, G. (mildly)-Who? Paige ment . ken 58 Height of Hopeful-] Remember some of the Things we Said rider in the whole @tate of him. Do you know abe is sure the are stale and Mr, G. — William. Great |? hi ita an doesn't like ness is to Bit Still] the Night Before! nd as @ lender of partisans call him? The ‘ubiquitous Pr “Joheny is howling because he cut his guns, can't 1 oven heat as 4 be and Expect Suc: —~ j soon to rank among toe, ess Tt seer Mke a wild areas, " » 1 t t " is ‘] rn G. ? ou £0 cess to be Solicit-| si t most of hile contemporaries. ehby back upon what has ,happen ince you i fathe zor and the No wonder you don't teach that jome of us Keep a little Wet Blanket Tce ied serch lone teria wonder you don't teach that} wise right has a child got to ous about ust [called “WelfeDouber which we are Por. |J00Ked like q Moor and had the ehtvale and T parted at Ri ds Our rea \d . . La . . ‘ » [dislike certain foods? He should be pases “A 44 rous soul of & Saladin, commander, whom we rather !n- lets a & rtunity go by and mphantly)—1 ain't eatin’, it Up. to averrthine: (hate Troudle Aire Caine: exer: Crmportual(y} \"'pney struck Shields near Woodstock, clined to poke fun at tn the beginninic ning 1 turvy. j r CMATSERIHIRC IDNA S RAUWAS faa pcan — me forty miles up the Pike, and on and whose recklessness many Aistrunted nut ¢ ona acetal Lhuiteb Mr. G y—Don't you dare (9 lyrought up. Yer, air! Brand his Trade-| To be Discovraged is a Remediable| March 2 attacked Marea Kernstown= at oan While after that, bee Sevres pape valfairs « won't take ten minute ort e, young mant q id re rep a 9 Wen one of tl the Federal coil bag N a ane HLSPeer ( | Ga (softlyy—But_ you ARE eup-|_, Willie (eweetly)—An' yuh got a punk mark on the Man} Misfortune, dut to Discourage Others ant were renin’. Th reentry Ne could be hurled against him—Banks, re Sa RAR IE ae - Ne HRW EDU a sanIT eoureiteniy’ stomach now, ain't yuh, Pat? who Shuns Temp-|is a Crime! ihie campaign—and the furtous imputse Fremont, Sh Mitroy, a sap | lop ar sy kimono. And NOT ON PARADE. Se acne neat Ree (at white heat)-Willlam, leave tation? ee | Ris, cazipe le) AO eiraiaa Teena ike Benker, 8 fel, Stelnwene 4% } de -E-know anything 1 know thi, that a husband will forgive an occasional bad! of my fingers what you're SUP.|°\) U'' to| OGLE ace When it Begins to Tickle a Sane! after made he Cony ey ofan NW Svhole upper valley regained. cheoakfast or en house long before he forgets your tumbled hair and your Pei When a Man be-| Man's Mental Palate to he Desoribet py | 2Pnenent., \ frenty setecnl Oil Mtoe why, think of tt: in three months appearance What's provoked |" jo the pleae Witt gins to Belleve the Marples’ Doctrine} the Women Folk ay “Chawming’ he's! Oi jin, irvalitibie. The limitless ree Ne-may [ say WEt—have marched, } always heard,” sald the Girl, demurely, “that the way to a man's I never knew you to be113.) ine table ee that Happiness ts a Will-o'-the-Wisp Slipping! sources of the now thoroughly aroused 1 suppose, six hut miles, fought through his stomach. | r before: its eligitaes on wngaien Witte] MO Through! — hent were brought four pitched battles and seven minor “That may be the way to his heart,” sald the Woman, “but tf you want to lar, Well, let tle sg | — Wo've never yet Met Up with a Man upon this boté rebe to say nothing of the keep him attent!ve you have got to please hin « at 3 (whispering)-Say, Ma, didn’ Pal The Most Pallid Word tx “Perhaps” with a Deep Dimple in hia Chin who was altve with . et. caataral i a Cee Sarees eens eeieete on Nn fa you tor him I wu bad during/and the Meanest ts “Maybe! didn't Despine it and Dectine to Act Up smarching, ad. have defeater ¢ artillery, 16,000 stand eo oem ene 1! Do you think I'd take him out|the day he'd make me eat dinner in the} — to it! & armies, Jack- 4,000 prisoners and any he fled to death to have any of MY} adly)-tyes, dear; he ald Ing the Misery Out a Little Thinner! Tho Time to Let Out Another Linh (ren vite: RUPEE reintesdoments sume (aa I Neat) of cash money, - friends see him eat, He eats Ike « y, Ma, do me a favor? Tell pte | ne Ano Links hag gs tp What our adversaries’ losses tn ike a— Pa T bin a reg'lar devil every night| “Fighting with your Rack to the,!? then you're Working Overtime j°'" + upon his destruc. Killed and wounded foot up I don't Mrs, G. (interrupting)—IAke @ smal!|when he comes home, will yuh, Ma? Wall {sa Sonorous Sounding Phrase—\¢T¥ing to Convince Yourself that know, but they could not have been : ‘ small, Ours were lens, comparatively . “Weren't you " sket | boy Who's bh — — — os ou're Doing your Best! Hs pall r 5 As Weren't yea orer afreldt” eome one asked boy who's | one the maid orn . | you're Doing your Best Lae but, ob. Gertrude, we have lost ow; \ppy e ‘ Mr t y | he n tp the valley Ashby. Tle fell fm @ moment of tri- ; Wine’ | e Pwo Milue thav'e fa eee ee ee era se. ot guqnetnan inph, and his last word were ‘Vie tr. cutting ox ste lia sane é ’ iaitkike’ aie ginians, charge! Tam sure his names meat? Ho's h to cut his own ~ e >< ) ' ' ‘i River te hia front and hia Wil always be remembered and hon | 1 weewent dedown Wha u want to do? Mak H a ; sis ku protected by the foothills, Ewen, ore? by the peeple of Virgtois eter } an’ 8-81 com a REGULAR mollycoddte out of him? Tf you MUST use the Limelight, save) Ste" Pinay Confederate force, was “He was not s Presbyterian, ithe ong, sum, enough, af. About two | bfeall, An’ ther Mrs, G. (resenttully)- @6 can't cut :t : : tt for your Triumphs and Keep yout ee een enon the other sde of Old Jack, but he was devout and child. 1 vae feeding the plg and tt fall tnto niall enguahe Hie'a.wstiing bie second] Copyright, 1012, by The Press Puulishing Co, (the New York World), Troubles Dark in Ning In dackson'e rear, at Gor- like In his religious fatth, and a regu- a sh ok have brought #& before."* 4 the old Sheriff, spitting th and it hurts him to chew. | 841—Why does sprinkling make; water tn a river than in the ocean?)— | — lar attendant a8 Oe Servete (st = i Tprmgnt ten goon ax 1 | {houdat the sand Dox healde the sive. | “ats, Geen ailutters and Woks feroctous, Wille | streets cooler? The specific gravity of salt water ts! The Boss frankly Acknowledves that BORO ners wee Lave J Vilted the pig: yesterday,” pe em 44-04) | yeging to wah RervOuiy.) 302—Way are two plumb tines) Sreater than that of freab, Thue the he's About Through with the Limployee | eran aot himaelf a Dit aloof from the vul- Se el —l Dt ‘0 chy ole re M . h » 1 n nor os . Mra. G, (geaslyisben t put fe ny hy A vessel's hull does not sink so deeply) Who Permits himself to be Put on the yy Ny gar camp fun or moments of abandon- aie Amenities. i tter on such a little piece of potato,! never absolutely parallel (nto {t. For like reason, it le easier tor | Detenaty: enniond, Dut Te though mo man was more frank ~ ; dear. 103—Why do clouds sink earth-|4 swimmer to keep affoat in salt water - aa Se and gay on the march or in bivoune, 7 the king at “ . rhe 4 " dward Jo ty bg gg hy ho rg Mr. G, (quick )—Why not? Why | ward in painy weather? than in. fre Atisibuitng it to “itera : eircom ah Biman “Is it worth these sacrifices? Ger- nting of shouldn't he eat all the butter he 888 (How much more would a mani Crutches shan any dexebs el expe ted to move eastward against Mc- (rude, tt spite OF all Gur sudcesees, I wants? | 89j;—Why does sugar melt sooner] weigh on t Know of! we Wederal it Predericks- Wish this nightmare of civil war were erean, om Arb, G.—Be good butter ts very hea I alerh ae s soanwht ks. with his larga over, and well over—but who can tell S Dice Mrs, G.—Hecau n v in het water than in cold water A man w ? Ie eanwh nik th arg the Darlington | natve just now and I have trouvle 1 \ i us watching Gen. Edward John. how when we shall be out of the the Burlington : expe: naive duet, ne , , 4 vole) sa5—Why are natural waters)“Uld Welgh more than three tons! Yesterday wa Met the Ch Haracnnane rhe Federal ia gar turaliat {9 uy hat concara- | enou, as it ls to make my table al- were he he n, fo ne force a Scho t . er rieon et he vr Whistler," anid Tatghton, ‘you ste hes. resontty seesived’ trom, 80 | lorence ao r never wholly pure? @ he on the wan, for the force of /at the Little Old Red Schoolhouse tt Ceneris Milroy and Schenck had Washington, remembering Bull’ Run work wo rough, #0 eketchy! My dear gent him ¢he fish, ‘The letter reads as | gravity he sun's surface Is twenty- we Attended—and he was On His \ ved up West of the mountal in had nervo' Prostration whenever Sou never finish!” Mr. G, (without a moment's hestta- i - eight times greater than the gravity on|to Spend the Winter on the N cnt of Johnson, awaiting the arrival Stonewall Jackson was reported in a glass into hie ere and) “Dear Sir—T sent you « few days ago a laree| tlon)—Well, then we'll economize on HESE questions will be answered] the earth Pre a " tlon anywhere within hundred miles ti NY you kt t | 4 |of Fremont from the north a any be aatd ‘why do rem | grain trout wilt you Kindly oblige by having 680 | something else, We won't go to the Wednesday, Here are replies to| $89 (How did the word “thimbie” orig! The Only Cure for Bumptiousness | was now the end of April, and of the Potomac. For this reason, it Is Fe ae | eran nee what it dial from! s-Sporting Time {theatre any more! Butter ts good for rH inate?)—Thi originally worn! pimps! Jackson started in to do probably historic truth te say that ee | pee Riese scans ty the child, He ought to eat It. I don't, 2% (What'a the difference b n anyon the thumb, From this and from thelr! : om ally impossible, Evading Mtonewsll fecreen' enres Labi yagi & | y, complain of WHAT he eats—it's the atom and a molecule?)—The smallest AD were known mb —_ ll rrisonburg, he moved with the Confederates tn “A ie firs He Was Scared. Naughty! Se rte ce cit Ve | Gare AA MALIA) A eaitad ih ilar Ncirhiauiet: len cetteaaumias 4 CINeH swiftness to Staunton, place by alverting MeDowell's army to mVTERE ned to be @ Sheriff Ine Green Moun- HAT 4s the matter, dearest?” askol the py Kings asuatl aang | cy vhen this mo! mb? is ‘ y ‘ tho Valley, in the secon co by Mat drivea his priscnere—murderers, moon oreved! erring thine. bal pleces off of that potato he's got on hia |it’ substance ts changed Into clemen « (What causes miste?)—Miste are! good little boy like Willie Blones? tn hat Same Valley to join Lee in the ai ough the woods in his buggy i awtal's happened, er!" fork! Now, whom did he ever see de fch compose it, These 4 alied ed arre alr from the’ Tommy—Ituh' it's easy b £0 tnwad Da: Battles around the Cen- reat i d'yot who never carried @ nit Uh Sweotnn od bomeg At? Who ents with him at lunca,| "atoms er that come in contact with colder him to be good, He's sick uhe ” federate capital. Ve bed {'visoog hand. « brave Reert and stuller,- © plate+ta the panty,’ oss" when I'm nog here? a8 (Why does o vessel draw more|iand gyrrenta tUme""—Judge's Library. (To Be Continued.) ' - - Si cal a Ty 2 -