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THR BYEMINA wast ner ense. er 12, 1912 cig ION 6 The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, Septemb Phe Why Not? #@ taeetr| BY By Maurice Ketten iron To Neer wis . y) : if EES aie I FROM Ben BORED ALDERMANIC On? yi ange phe ae Teg INVESTIGATING INVESTIGATING On aaa & 1 Unto ws OW DANCE THe COMMITTEE One VOLUME 53 (eeeeagneeetins cern —— THE NEWE BROAD-MINDED campaign. Nothing is more noteworthy in A the speeches and even in such excitement as is natural and to TURKEY TRoT fp Coprright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World). Ww: TED—A wife who cqn broil a steak with one hand, powder nose with the other, rock the cradle with her foot and acco; | { herself on the harp. (Signed) Everyman, expe {a Presidential elec year than the singular | be expect a Presidential election year than the singv It is simply impossible for a woman to throw straight, and whet absence of party cant, party jealousy, party dervish-dancing, and pas-| flings herscif at a man’s head she is almost bound to land at his fect. sionate outbursts of narrow-minded party zeal. One can’t find even @ party slogan. If beards are really going to be worn again no girl will have the ai Can it be that the old party habit is falling away? Can it be that| est objection to the passing of the proposed anti-kissing law. It will be a a rty : . si humane. men are now making up their minds about principles? Few young, men nowadays care to be classed as rabid Republicans or hard fast! : The higher the valuation a tooman sets on herself the more eag d So called Progressivism is not a party. It is a mental} OWING HIS HONOR'S DISLIKE Democrats. all Tog party | man is to pay the price; somehow he 4s always suspicious of anything | aberration, a state of exuberant hypnosis. looks like a “bargain,” he average intelligent citizen never felt more free from party | claims and obligations. It is something new. Habit—that makes | a man for years seck the same hotel, sit at the same table and smoke | } i TI THE INVESTIGATI Ice Now SERVE TEA TON DEAR OLS RASS « 'Tis better to have loved and divorced than never to have marr | all! A divorcee's life may be shattered, but a spinster’s has never deen ' gun. the same brand of cigar, even when he knows that all these things) \ are “no longer what they ueed to be”—habit has long made men| mark their ballots with the easy, mechanical, rubber-stamp notion of sticking to the party. Now men are asking more than the name It pains a man almost as much to watch a woman grying to cigarette as it docs a woman to watch a man trying to dle a baby, of the party. ‘The “party man” in the old, narrow sense bids fair | to become obsolete. Only the other day the Democratic candidate for President sai I belong to » political party. For the time being I repre- sent a political party, but I respect a political party merely | as the means of banding men together for a service which, when they have done to the uttermost, they have forgotten parties in a commen service. + ‘This is the newer and fifter ideal of party toward which tho whole country is feeling ite way. Men are beginning to talk politics Forts go into marriage with their eyes shut, and tmmediately get Opened ; the wise go into it with their cyes open, and close them forever day after the wedding. There isn't much you can teach a woman who knows enough adout to pretend that she dorsn't know anything. “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” = ff ANO To EEP HIS HONOR What’s the Use of Being Blue?, of . EROM WITHDRAWING THE at’s the Use e. lue in terms 4 frag a seer age titan GA ALOERNEN WILL NOW GIVE PS There Is a Lot of Luck Left. A CABARET business complexities to » point where they epread beyond all party ‘Sow lines, ‘the growing capacity of the people to see that the great com- mon interests of workers and of those who direct work cannot be torn apart and distributed under party shibboleths, and the swakening need of facts and realities rather than namee—all have done their rt. \ ‘s Bat in the past few months the nation has been stimulated to wnwonted thoughtfulness and exercise of judgment by the spectacle of two strongly contrasting pereonalities. Theodore Roosevelt, who thas wrecked one great party, and Woodrow Wilson, who has strength- ‘ened and widened and deepened the other, have in their very unlike. ness done much to make men seo that the party emblem is « bedge and not a shackle. y How many thinking men heve already made up their minds® ‘How many are daily turning thoughtfully, confidently, without reget] { to party hebits, from the restless, erratio, intolerant, intensely, pas- ‘terril By Clarence L. Cullen. - Coprright 1912, br Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). Only Imagine that “Passing; wouldn't have Done the Same W the Buck Chances the Luck!| had woe deen Placed tn the Same, q pra cumstances as the Poor Son-of-a- The Satlor who] Cook who's Dow: had a Bad Cruse of it the Last] Milk of Magnanimity Neutratizes Time doesn't Find| Bitter Thoughts! in that any Rea- son for Not Ship- ping Againt Every Time the Tempter T: clte us to Start Something that's G to Crab our Happin {ness of Those Near w for Some New Hobby sufficiency” when} Hobby will Do! the Breaks are Coming our Way! We Never Holler thet “Enough 1s Thet Sinister FIRST Drink CAN A Few Layers of | 2ucked—but They Ain't No Chat Laughter makejafter the FIFTH! Dandy Padding for the Hard Knocks! stonately egotistic “personaliam” of Mr. Roosevelt, and from the unin- spiring and party-ridden oonvemtionalities of the White House, to the elert, quiet, determined foreefulness and breadth of the candidate who can gay: I am interested im fighting bed tendencies, bad systems, things that lower all the levels of our political and economic morality, and I could wish that these things were visible and tangible so that we would not have to fight them through One year we Put in precisel; #| Gomehow we have a Greater Liking! ours Playing Poker, Eating and Mr. Jarr Deserts the Children Ss cas Fonte tat ‘trtan'ig | Poe ce teat Too Much during the Sittings, and Ris 3 Says he “Submitted his Resignation!” |ing the Rent Kale GGA ihe Groe and Strays Back to Gus’s Place whe Bon een had sehen one of nto} CO the Same being Blood Money: jt the end of the Year our Winn! Men Tries the Toadying Stuff with | were % centimes—and we Regard thi O99SSSSS9SEI9ITSS 9999999999999 9SSS SESISTSSSSSO9SSSS | him Ne Knows Right Of that the|Fissers Disproportionate! Toady is Soldiering on the Job! wound was miraculously healed. house during the rainy season of two, long ae I live. For that, Abner ts of persons. ~ “It’'e all right now, mother; look how|weeks we spent in Hay Corners. It wilt|the common people, and he's of the Gome Deluded Gooks Imagine that the Wo are groping toward a politics of princtples. Pets, I can kick!” cried Master Jarr eager-|do them good to get out on the streets/ plain people. I've heard him say it, and|oniy Way to Indicate that they are Ac.| The Unkindest Cut of All 4s the Kind ff opin, t ly, And he kicked the cat, that had re-|of Harlem and breathe @ Uttle fresh|I've eeen him at bs commonest and | tive ts to be Agressive! of Cut Dished Out by his Ex-B q ——_— turned from a two weeks’ house-top| alr.” Plainest, chewing tobacco and—" net claries to The Good Feller when He Hal vacation of its own. “Well, do something with them; they| “Come on, children; let's go out and “Perhaps” is a Passed Dividend! The So vo Face the Fact Ate | Tt! “Now, just for being cruel to the|will drive me wild!” declared Mrs.|see how the good old town looks after| the Nocnee SL Sviert fiartetle 4 a’ e poor cat, you can't go with your|Jarr. ‘And don't forget, when you get|an absence that surely makes the heart | Them! With all Due Deference to the G father!" remarked: Mrs. Jarr. the milk, not to get country milk.” Grow fonder!’ said Mr. Jarr, breaking | Book, we Ain't Never Cut the Trail jaf ’ captain in charge of the commi: “Aw, Mr. Smarty! You can't go wif] ‘Do you think milk in New York can|in upon Mrs. Jarre remarks ere she| The Gink who claims a Reputation No “Manna” that we didn't have te ‘War Manconvees, |eate Called up Stratford and esked ot | 77st 2012. Wy The Vwe Puatutiog On Jus and have ice tweam soda!” cried! be obtained from milkweed grown on|could go from man to master an raceee Gulu @useeied aban terest the| headquarters the location of the Seven- — ear little sister, and in her glee she|city asphalt?” asked Mr. Jarr. ‘ 3 have read with 5 Be trae edl-| t¥-firat New York, Twelfth New York vemmments ok envied or, aal tt Connecticut, He had been vou ait them, mis-manocuvres, held in| hed peen carrying their Cemnectiout recently, Having taken|with him for this length take/a Knocker ts Quickt: ected when | Grind For! vp Uncle Henry’a iittle peculiarities. atad aria ir e Writ 66 TLLIE, you detter go out with] stamped upon the thorn-plerced foot of| “I don't care where !t comes from #0] The children bounded joyfully toward y eidleta ty Diente tn | exe cyonesommas taney ateetes Pity, W your pape!” sald Mrs, Jarr|her brother. But other than giving hisjlong ae it tant pure country milk,” gaid|the door and slid down the balustrade Won't Have to Dish that Stuff Ou; ‘as an afterthought when| dear little sister vicious dig with his|Mra, Jarr firmly. “I've had pure country| with a whoop and burst upon the atreet.| How can we Possibly Know that we Yourself! Mr. Jarr prepared to aally forth to get| elbow Master Jarr was @ stole. ‘See,|milk for two weeks. The Juvenile population of the neigh- Miowt Tine way of an enlisted| in Itself’ wik show what some table findings for the first meal|may, it don't hurt. Can't I got” he ges “Ia it because you saw Abner, the ornes flocked around them and ques- | —————— stand in tte 7 of the homecoming. hired man, gathering the milk crop on! tioned them as to their adventures in ; tan, several things came sole oy eo Informed as to the eso en| ‘Burely,” she whispered jin a tense| Jerr restored law and order with| Uncle Henry's farm?” asked Mr. Jarr. |the wilds while Mr. Jarr stalked on D » ¢ : sald that there was not sufficient coal ®#de to Mr. Jarr, “you w' not Grag|a shake and a slap. “Don't bring it to mind, please,” re-|ahead and feigned not to hear Mast: T thing that you have said on complet fn the engine to go to these partioular Your child into your favorite haunt,| “Let them both come,” eald Mr. Jarr.|marked Mra. Jarr. “And don't youlJarr tell how be had killed lions and he ay's oo d Sto ries end repudiates your statements camps, and besides “To-morrow is the |that place at the corner!” ‘The children are just a little peevish . over talk politics in this house and'beare tn the woods and ilttle Miss last day and they won't need any food “Maw, my, foot hurts: T don't wanne from thes Tallrond journey home and|mention the words ‘common people’ | Jarr ‘iacouree on @ doll dabdy she had He Appreciated It. Sure of Her. id go!" whined the boy. ocourr o Ing confined inside @ primitive farm- and ‘plain people’ in my hearing as seen which could cook and talk and things whith mya fer, Of Me many |his childish mind that his foot, if oare- and a Uttle girl who hed fits and who Semcon te fap ia town, ant wes | \Q/ OC Bete akarest 70m site 0 tees oe eaten py Rag ed fully nursed, would keep him from never ate anything but the fruit of the| i boariing with « lady whe wee running © ‘Oh, yes, if ehe wished to Bot protest too strongly against the {n-|*choo! for « few weeks Hence, when | fase cee ee eases rashed her |" Avoighed atthe. emount of butter Sol was] "1 thought 7ou tad mere ewpect for her “Bol, ehat butter cost me 25] that” ‘The tittle Meteners followed in open- “I dave respect for her, That's why I mouthed awe, be said, taking snotber large oie pera her to wear @ harem skirt if “Was there any movies where you wae piiaiiibaid | cee oe tf % suede Creo e eet Woet deve South?” asked Master Serer iy Sle a Q A a A Fee Simple. Master Jerr, “My PANKHURST, the ouffragette, surprised Uncle Henry had them tor hie pigw and| [\/[ ero ot het trent snore isle ago when competent methods applied by t! s. '@aked to do what he didn't want to do, pital Corps Detachment, Men suffering |he could writhe with pain over a locust from sore feet, headaches, burns and|thorn long since removed by @ surgical “4 jed and each one of | operation in the barn at Uncle Henry's. them was given a “pill.” I know of |The hired man, Mr. Jarr and a neighbor case of where one man was suffering naa held Wille while Uncle Henry re- from @ case of chronio sore feet, and ved the th with a hi needle, ithis as given the same piil for |™°ve #! orn a harness his fect as I was given for my head-|Aunt Hetty had applied home-made ache, ENGINBER, |d#leam and Mra, Jarr had wopt. Dp The Courage of Being Natural; Are You Self-Conscious? By Sophie Irene Loeb. Copyright, 1912, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World), RB you selt-, forming on the plano, is over, though In| cows, ‘They wouldn’ . 1 't @0 to roost she related this little incident: ‘War Manoeuvres, “Yes, the boy's foot hurts him; he'll! A conecioust| reality they would enjoy her perform |tney nad m ‘and tle Geen it Aesiod la q ‘To the Eilitor of The Brening World: ‘have to be careful about moving around Do you feel| “nce but for her seeming state of ner- oview . ‘Mr. Jerr dropped back a pace. “Ho: i In reference to your editorial in The |" {t for @ week or two,” sald Mr. ay 4 04 case when in | eee et a tty cent” Re anid. “Take your litte esha pean ena Saving Man. Evening World of to-day, “Mis-manceu. |Jstr in his best parental manner. the presence of] Much of this te lereety ne te 08 in-|triende tn here to the moving plotures, | __“"W2y,, tat, seme tuoradalows.” one of the} 7 JNCLE, WILLIAM, who wasn't vres," will you allow an enlisted man,| ‘Well, then, little Emma can go with strangers, and do aaa venitr—ta overwhelming fear of} 111 come for you shortly, I have en | aint tiang ema nano lor fenerority, one of the ones that “suffered,” @ few| you You can got her some ice cream you want to hud- | Public opinion and the risking of failure, impo: t s “Bhe foaed e LV ouvwit him.” matter to ‘ook ‘ad What did she dot” oe per Hrs syle ste yeas dle up in @ corner | Because of thie there ie many @ delight. | “Porter atten Teavy, aa they comprised the men's clothing equipments and “tce-boxes" for the officers. . And when the children were inside| “Se maried the lawyer." —Judse nights being cold, these horses! "Yo ore eo the neglect of the arm: theso words Master Jarr’s thorn there are| ful personality left to blush unseen and ine omate doorway of the “Dreamland ee compelled to stand without cover | smo in charge to eupply men and) present? wovie js awartam 20 woilsa bo Sgerin Wonder Nickelodeon” he slipped ene A Doubtful Voter. 4 ing, and Lomas Laced oe maine Siete horses with food, Possibly you are la« Little Tasks. (ee ote eet | vidual iv jercot y Gus's to look after the matter that de- ‘The drivers were absolutely and entirely yoring under a misapprehenmon, bat thy \ a J manded his instant attention. “incompetent. They had no more idea of fact of the matter Ie that the reepons!e Cora M. W. Greenteaf. ome member pos-| Instead of being constantly pitched tn ' how to take care of or drive a horse than pity of the oMcers of the regular estab. H, me! 1 often wonder why eased of this eu-|the Key of nervousness and seli-slty, | jemeeetenmnrcyeea—mmees | boot with him in which, he entered the cane A Fair C @ new-born babe, It was crue! amt ienment coased when they established ‘When I desire to rise and fly : perlative degree of | Move, five and have your being in the wed and big-fisted mau ir Crop. criminal to see the way aie a — a depot of supply, The actual drawing Up, up and upward to the sun self-consciousness; | Constant pleasing key of B natural, AMUSEMENT PLACES OHN K. KIMBLE, Secretary of the Farmers beasts were beaten, doing the best they of rations and forage for the ous It never fails, The real receipe for “Well, Mr, Jones," said the candidate, “I sup- could. ‘They were ebused by a lot Of crgcnizations devolved Upon the vetiars | 80 many duties must be done, so much #0 that very often {t assumes Joual Congress, atid the other day at Port) drunken beasts, who did nothing else but | o¢ those organizations appointed for ¢ c " For each returning day-dawn brin “ sWear and drink, ‘The roads were In gpecite purpose, If they falled to aup-\tts cares to band se § pied > wine fe & terrible condition, and mlajudgment| iy their argantzations it was up. to | ace cares to Bind my cager wings 4ll around ofttimes compelled the men |inem wlone. The food and forage were Small car wetsht a or me to walt for thelr meals, as the wagons the degree of humility, this ts in Just being interested yourself IN NEW YORK pose that I can count on your support at the elec: Boar? A Girl, for instance, when asked to]! What you are doing, The rest fol- FI i. “New, ean't count on my support,” said Abe Lincoln story T'd rather take poison than vote fur & Lincoln « whopping big fib make a call protests: “I don't think |!°W* ee on ie te smiling bis melanc Mrs. A, wante to see me.” And 60 when ‘Tivos, when you an enieying thet a “From the way you talk, sald the candidate, ; smile, drawied: there, ready to be drawn, and When I am yearning to be free 4 which you are doing yourself you ap- ‘be putled out hie book, “I reckon mebby 1 had @. been eutting bay, too.” : Were usually stuck in the roads, lof thie tact my poe eeahiatog vies rather @ iw gs a py OH Dear 60 to others, and as a consequence| PPE, 281% br The Prove Fublishing Go, | Petes "but you down es somewhat doubtful,” jood aropt” the farmer asked, q Ia defense of our particular division’ Was mplit between the two urmion. aid | Wee little things that muat be done, a von interes: thers A Kanses Oty Star sald Lincola, or regiment will eay that we fared par- not miss a meal end were well end Tho! I would fain make haste and run—| Ff the hes Sincerity {e the keynote of it all, For HB Academy of Musto, or the Itnl- > ——_ Seereteate Gan eligi ce. fash, part oan ncn - |Duttes that 1 alone must do 1 know of one girl who Is #0 pain-|gincerity ts never “laughable,” and you fan Opera House, was at the cor His Congratulations. “out my mea marked Wo always had plenty of food, good) You peak of the Axed bade of supply It to the Ideal I bo true, fully conscious of her plainness that she! rum no ohance of being laughed at. Good eer of ourtanth sreat and Irv. | a ! food, but, as estate efore, always late, cl uy a) 4, ~ by ‘ " ‘ en yu fn Sudo ah Gwing tothe wagons being Inte. Men waa no more fixed than’ oure Inthe | “Inconsequentiat daily. grind!” {a a living apology for her existence. | intentions always recognised, and |‘ng Place. persons, Be fre ee So gen Were awakened at 4 and 49 with Reds, for when gets @ pretty dross eh “-— ‘ORS your wife ever object when you find | they could outdoors ani then stored the tet "On, “2 po be me, fi Nibio's Garden was in the rear of the ight? % ’ " . provisions were drawn by Dear Lord why ¢ Thou a mind he fear that people will be “laugh- ee oe be ¥ Ser fa ls, ig In reale Bin eran eve re ie Tene duo. hat rr Gone ena _ eget yl ted ot eed ep tiged frees ard epor, Aiapney and Dan-|Or soul to me that's not content ing" at her for her trouble to look| go hide not your light under a bushe!| Laura Keene's Theatre was on Broad-| of pnsinew that keere me, Doce your wife mal HE old mountaineer, was standing on fhe misunderstanding of orders from) "hts" totter te" Inepired by ne other| To {ou |” my eavizonment? atiraaiive, tor fear of ridicule. You might as well| Way, between Bleecker and Houston|e fus when you get bome later h headquarters. comer of the ti street in @ certain {reason than that the writer bell jeer! rest | “Always, I congratulate you 8 in! Small tasks! but mine own work they do,| In this way many a seemingly retir-|have no talents at all as to have «| streets. Whether it be that the Chief of the tu: mall tasks! orks they do. ‘ had never seen en “Thanks, olf man, Yor, I think I'm to be) autom dained tow play and a thorough knowledge of ‘They're all Thou hast allotted m. ing soul who {#8 forever on the lookout | handicap in the line of continued self-| The Palace Garden, & summer resort, | congratulated. My ¥) mighty senaible wore | came up the street at sbout ‘thicte! m Commissary Department, having been actual conditions reaching those Con qnen help me couse from useless atrife| for neglect probably finds tt in trifing | worry. stood on Fourteenth atreet, between | an, Kitul as some whol an hour and slowed down just enough to '¢ ‘an ex-member, took particular care of corned, Fifth and Sixth avenues, might be miniioned, Give me an amiable, rea | the on twa wheels. his astonishment tis I cannot say, but we sure did eat, | T trust that you wilt find tt posstble, |'Galnat my appointed place in life, actions which were never intended go,| Just emfle when you want to, and If an J 7 eel ‘Time without umber the talented one, | something comes to mind you want to| The Bowery Th A final demonstration of the incom- after careful investigation, to publish! makes y ; ‘4 , ¢ fe, Be fae thi lattes ta ene column And fold my useloss, quivering wings, |for example, makes a very poor shot ments was demonstrated on the Satur-| E. F, WALKER JR Content to do Thy ttle things, ‘]{ng in company, though she is very de-|home Don't be afraid of the sound of theatres im the olty, Base ee eters 0 0. eet generale? day before leaving for home. Standing Sergt.-Major, Second Battalion, Twen- |And when at times I try to pray, Ughtful at home. Every one is giad| your own voice, and your audience will| Barnum's Museum waa at the cormer| «you ability as © lias.'"—Chioago Revord- when te wmliou at Bestatery, Conn, @! sy-nond Lpginoere ey wilh mos mine," seach me sa gag, ' when Rex Cleplay, of salent, ough pe Ret | take gheiz que fam mem Jot Arostrar aad Ana tires, satay 1 Be. > maga’ on the Bowery, serekle women ibe than a pretty on an't | extrem say just say {t, even as you would at| was for years one ofthe most popular! “it isn't the aimiability oF the good sens bed the disappearing car mouth, Then, turns