The evening world. Newspaper, September 10, 1912, Page 16

The Evenin World Daily Magazine She Ae world. ESTABLISHED BY JOSHPH PULITZER. ac @eannes du! t Sui Pr blishing Company, Nos. 63 to Dally Except SUNN how. New Foren "SAS ES AAR» President, #8 JosBRE THR. Jr Secretary, Perk Row. Ta Bark” how, at the Post-Office Raies to The Evi at Now York as Second-!: ioe ening) For England and World for the Wnited 8) vf and Canada, jatter, Mintinent and All Countries in the International Postal Union. teten $3.50 30 One Year. One Month. $9.76 Tear... ‘86 Month.. PEACE AND PLENTY. OTELS in this city are turning hundreds of people away, we are told. and the fall bids fair to be as good. “Why, even the ban- quete are beginning already!” one happy proprietor is quoted as 0. 18,647 eaying. Restaurant keepers are likewise content and say their * Gources are taxed day and night. The reason? Some ¢ay it is due to the publicity campaign to| sake Now York a summer resort. ‘The cause lies deeper. Rresent cheerfulness is not confined to fis city nor to the hotel business. Visitors and buyers here are only @m indication. A smile is broadening over the whole country— stretching from New York to San Francisco. The simple fact is that in spite of politica, in spite of “news,” the eountry is “feeling fine.” In the first place it has been an uncom- mealy cool and pleasant summer. Nobody fecla slack. The fall ewakening of trade is spontaneous and lively. Crop reports are Al. Bailroad traffic is heavy. A shortage of 150,000 freight cars is pro- Gated for October. Exports have been jumping up $6,000,000 a week. Vast building projects are planned for the next six months. Btecks are more than steady. _ Best of all, the country finds itself facing a Presidential election with a confidence and tranquillity wholly unusual. The old bogies of calamity and bed business are not even in commission, thanks to the revelation of their real function in scaring campaign contributions out ef euiky corporations. After casting s shrewd eye over political pros- _ pests business men have made up their minds that rash and dangerous factions are safely sidetracked and that the next four years are likely Ge eve a refreshingly honest, careful and wise handling of the in- fewests of this land. New York and its hotels may be « fairsample. But look wider: + The more the antics and vagaries of Theodore Roosevelt throw into relief the sound, penetrating earnestness and common sense of Wood- row Wilson, the more confidently and cheerily will this country bend te the work of the harvest. ceceessteeesetl pees FOR THE ALDERMANIC ELBOW. It has been a record summer for the hotel man | | Such Is JOuN , Do You REALIZE You ARE SPENBING Twenty CENTS A Day TALWAYS. FOR CIGARETTES 9 Smone Hore AND SEVEN THOUSAND Avo HUNDRED AND SIXTY CIGARETTES aren, | WHICH MAIKE SEVENTY Two DOLLARS 50+40 365x2. 30 x672 ERTAIN problems now clamoring to be solved ought to do tho city « real service in clearing up the powers of the Aldermen. In their inquiry into police graft the Aldermen are at cuce thrown into perplexity and inaction by doubts cast upon their right to call for books and records and even to compel the presence ef witnesses. In their of taxicabs the Aldermen’s power to fix SLT itauitiaree’ The tagel pots sont! be tetied hetero that stage of the inquiry can bear fruit. The Aldermen themselves are exceedingly ehaky as to what thoy ean end cannot do. As the Sun ssid recently: fhe powers entrusted to the Algermen in the Charter have ~ mover deen enectly efined. They are generally deteved to be | ery extensive, though they Rave never deen seriously invoked jor important purseces. This ety certainly needs an authoritative body to put forth a fem band and cay the final word in many matters of public welfare and convenience. If precedents only are lacking let’s make some ane. - tp ‘a well known actress is right in saying that Shakespeare, besides * solving all other problems, made Portia the greatest, in fact the ideal suffragette—especially when che says TMak you I em no stronger than my sex, Being co fathered and 00 husbended? Tell me your counsels, ' Jet ws not forget that thie same “ideal cuffragette” so far forgot her tights es toesy Tyon my Rnese 1 charm you by my once commended deauty, end ogsin iso How hard it te for women to Reep counsel! Ag’ me, Row weak a thing | The heart of woman ie! 0,1 grow faint! anf, most amazing of all, that ¢he meokly withdrew in obedience to ome “angry wafture” of her husband’s hand! — 1B woman who divorced her husband because he pelted her with fifty and one hundre dollar bills will have the sympathy of the millions of wives who have suffered as she did, ALE EEA ae LL sooounts agree that with the Colonel’s hand on the throttle the train bumped. Omina cunt enquid, ‘Brene; Thts te come omen! —— We Rave met the enemy and they are ours—two ships, two brigs, one schooner and one sloop, COMMODORE OLIVER HAZARD PHRRY, Battle of Lake Erie, Bept, 10, 1813, Charitable seclety which gives legal ad- vice and help free to those who ere poor, I have read of such, but cannot reoall the name or adress, Kindly advise me of the correct pre- numotation of “Pall Mall.” R. a @, 7,635,420, ‘To the Editer of Tha Drening World: “Can't we stop at the dwug store and det @ ice tweam eoda' girl, “An’ tan't we go eee the movin’ Pictures? I ain't had no ice tweam @een no movin’ pictures for “You watt till we get home and you get the soft coal smoke washed off you from that awful raiiroad!" said Mrs. Jerr. At these words the tittle girl began to ery and said her arms hurt her. “I know it's poison ivy," declared Mre, © this ts Harlem? mused Mr.|Jarr. “And here's school started, and Jarr, as the trolley car stopped | Iittle Emma can’t go because she's pol- at the street corner to let them) soned picking ivy for autumn leaves, The Comes TRS Naw Tork Wel ‘S on, * It wae not the street corner their car/a thorn, Oh, why did we go away at all, Should have stopped at—THAT street and especially to be half etarved and to Corner was two blocks below, and car had bowled past it despite every fort of the Jarr family to get the con-| Mr, Jarr,.who was oarrying a dress- @ugtor and motorman to stop it at the sult cage in elther hand, a bundle under Proper place, All the good it had dome his right arm and another held with Mr. Jerr when he threatened to report, the cord in his teeth and the Pastedoard the matter waa to be advised to keep box under his left arm, made no am Bis shirt on, “Yes, this is Harlem,” Tare, wearily, “and might to see it! Carry that under your arm, for the bottom ts about to fall out, and pick up the other things and let us get on to the atdewalk before an automobile or @ wagon runs over us" “My foot hurts!” aniffied Master Jarr. "Maw, can't I take my shoe off?’ "No you can't!” oried Mrs, Jarn “Your father would insist on your go ing barefoot in the country, in spite of everything I could aay, and you got that thorn in your foot, and # will be @ mercy if you/don't wet lockjaw or Ge, ighed Mrs. | the bundie he w: "Why didn't w: by TH word “insect” embraces a large T order of living forms, both winged and crawling, which is scattered far and wide over the greater part of the eurfape of the earth. Most of them live and thrive apart from man. But there are a number of the tnseot tribe that are closely associated with the hu- man race, By reason of the sense of disgust which these usually create in us an well ae by thelr power of carrying and disseminating disease they are fre- | quently referred to as ‘insect pests. | The commonest insect most closely connected with man is the ordinary house fly. In the past the fy wae not regarded as @ menace to health. It was AU “Robber barons must have had Kindly intorm me what is the poputa- Hen of the Philippine Islands aesora- ot @ (hE to the last comeus, «=A, PPREAY, olnoh In the old daye of oasties,” “Hew about asked the little; 4 poisoning and be crippled for) asked Mrs. Jarr. “Why do we come and Willie lamed for Ufe, maybe, with) wasn't these that caused Mrs. Stryver No Dear OUT WHAT You W. . Swnce You Were Soca r ITS APPALLING | VAM Figuri ASTROS sasessbedcoeadssoassssenegsssodeessoasnbedoacoacens Mr. Jarr, Home From His Vacation, Says There’s No Place Like Harlem bahia eetahebidditbbidddided LitLALicLacrierty © moment when he wam't beng ‘watched. Four great fat toads, two of them red ‘back home like the return trip of a slum outing? I know we'll cun right into Mrs. Stryver!" The only thing more astonishing Coprright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), MAN never realizes what a human adverd he is until his Mm busy telling “where, when and how." wife keep® } than th# length of time which a love will sudsist on nothing is the celerity with which it becomes surft the moment it has any encouragement to teed on. One of the “sweetest” moments of married Ufe is that in which @ nest insists on “forgiving” his wife for being cross when he falls from grace, _ 4 woman takes the same pleasure in buying a hatthat she knows WR he can't afford to support. the nest “ninety-nine years.” One of the greatest problems of mother simple and unsophisticated Man Carries a honeymoon I have to think and act for her in al- most every in- @tance, The most trifling things that concern her I have to take on my shoulders, There ta no use protest- ing, for it only causes @ quarrel. So im order to avold trouble IL Just submit. There are no doubt many i men in the same boat, and I wish some one could give ‘me some advice or suggest some way to overcome &. It has actually taken some ‘efficiency from me in my business. My wife is etrong and healthy, but she lacks deckbone.” And there is your answer, Mr. Man— she lncks backbone, the key to self- reliance, Strange to eay, with all woman's for ward movements and her and particularly repulsive, hed struck the sid first and had hopped most into the arms of Mre. Stryver; jana tortolee had fallen with a eicken- ing crash upon His back upon the side- walk and was making frantic efforts to turn himasett over, and @ grase-green snake and two yellow and red ones of the, garter variety had fallen right upon Mra. Stryver’s nervous poodle and at the feet of her still more nervous maid, while @ handful of stag beetles, @ ch! Tmunk with @ moth-eaten tall and a fi erayfieh and @ dosen extra large.grass- hoppers hopped and darted over the adewalk, ‘Mrs. Jarr wae @ true prophet. Mrs. Stryver turned the corner with her mala and her poodle just as the burdened Mr. Jarr with Mrs. Jarr, lellding the limping Master Jare and the tvy-poisoned little girl, turned ft, In fact, the bottom dropped out of the pasteboard box that Mr, Jarr wae carrying just as they dumped into their wealthy neighbor. Some wormy apples Uncle Henry had Pressed upon ‘hem as @ parting gift, some soiled clothing, the remnants of luncheon and several overripe tomatoes also lttered the pavement. But it to faint, her French maid to shriek and the Maltese poodle to break away from ‘his leash and run yelping in terror up the avenue. ‘The cause of all this commotion was not inanimate articles, no matter how embarraseing to the Jarrs when thus suddenly displayed. The cause of the excitement was a score of birds, beasts, At this instant Master Issy Slavinsky appeared upon the scene in boy scout uniform end mounted upon a veloci- pede, At his heels were a flock of youth- ful residemte of the neighborhood. “Look at the animals! Pick up the " orled Master Slavinsky, got my velocipede!’ screamed » He knew if he spoke he'd drop! insects and reptiles that Master Jarr haldi | hed packed tn t! taxicabheme? hour of leaving Uncle Henry's farm in How to Add Ten Years to Your Life By J. A. Husik, M. D. Coperight, 1912, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), AVOID INSECT PESTS. Master Jerr. “He got my velociped out of the bin in cellar! Issy Bi ineky, don't you touch my frogs amakes and things, or Ti punch your anoot!” But Mes. Jarr had grabbed both the obilGren, irrespective of their burts and wounds, and was rushing them home, Yeaving Mr. Jarr to explain if he could and to followwith the bageage. And thus the Jarre came back from their vacation. And even if it is in Herlem, Mr, Jerr says, ‘a no place like home with all the modi convent- ences! pasteboard box at the Hedgeville Editor By John L. Hobbie: BORGH FORD anys he bought his ‘Wife a dress six months ago and keeps mentioning i to her, but she doesn't @eem to e@ppreciate it. Old Fork says he used to have @ fu- ture, but it is now past. decomposed and putrefied to food that Moequities constitute another family of insects which lives in close associa- tion with man and which has in the till within recent years when the death-dealing powers ere first recognized, ease that was (and in of the earth still 1s) Mra. Derke says that when her hus- band dies she will get the benefit of some of the money she has helped him make, , ‘was not known that the sting of the in- sect served to innoculate the germ of that disease. Sq, too, the mosquito Goesip has been eo scarce lately every- body will be glad when Mra. Plank gets beck from her vacation. should be shunned all times, But like- insect must be avoided. They live out te that he doesn’t know anything, ——__— CAUGE OF OROWS’ FEET. Be carries con- land breed advantagos in the line of self-reliance and her side- by-eide place with man, &0., &o, the clinging vine atill olings in the vine- yard of Mfe. There are many. cages sim- Mar to that quoted above, and indeed, @e he states, under those conditions his| CHANCES of advancement are certain- ly handicapped. I know a man who comes home at might tired from the day’s business and must listen to a tirade of trials and struggles with the butcher, baker and the ocandlestick-maker that have oc- curred during the day, He must needs pore over the bills to see tf they are gorrect, and his advice on the must tri- fling matters concerning the home, from the kitchen to the garret, is insisted on, iKE fob moring to the alarm of wsually did ‘The Scotchman bore it for long time, then he iy: 1’ back youdand me to tell more and bigger Mes in half an hour than any 1 know.” jo paused, and then went on gently: “4nd 1 wouldn't epeak single word the whole a Put It on Ice. MAINE clergyman, living at the hotel in AN “tie own, rered_ 8 iter end hed derasn "ps och, tad the. groper tsk a hangs of i, When ‘be. sinister teturued ‘the proprietor led him behind the desk end whis. ‘Dered: “That case of yours fe on tos, pamon, I goene it will be all right by inner time,”"—Secra- mento Boe Proved Who He Was. ['«s where i can't afford to pay for that a man does in proposing to a girl that he The Everyday Clinging Vine; By Sophie Irene Loeb, Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Wortd), MAN writes: “I have married bd | A cligging vine. Almost eince the knows Discretion may be the detter part of valor, but that is where war” cease to resemble one another, as far ad a man is concerned, “Tove all When a girl finds herself becoming left-handed she con sometimes org the affliction by changing her new engagement ring to the right hand, No wife te “bought and pats for" on her wedding day; she te i Weased—to be paid for in daily instalments of kindness and sentiment i the modern girl is how to keep Reh when she will insist on reading tq Questionable novels that her daughters leave around the houge. — ‘ Jealousy te no more a part of true love than the devil ts Of true ty Double Burden She has no decision of her own, to the seleotion of pear! buttons, 2 | time in the morning he atarte with orders to purchase this, that, op the other thing during lunch hour downs town, and woe to him if he forgets eves that spool of thread! And then she wong pel why her husband ian't ag as Mrs. Independent's acro; 3 street, whose statement that ‘ cuartg doesn't khow a blessed pele | household aftairs te to be hailed weit | Joy. ‘Oh, I eay, my sisters of the vine variety, i¢ isn't fadr, Pacene ae don’t realise that your eturdy-oak band, even though he seems anes ae i everlasting, does not GROW if you } too tightly. The burden may be Great, even though his loving attitude Protection keeps him from throwing the yoke that you make. ‘The wife who te « blessing rather @ Ddumlen cultivates a Me of on her own account. Within the pres cincts thet ere here she thinks, lives herself. She makes her own cisions. She Metens to sages and but the moment of decision finds her the judge's bench, She abides by heb own agreements and never “hollerg® they allp @ cog. Her backbone has a lve nerve lend)” ing direct to the brain, with’ no que marks between. She answers them Sere, self. Cultivate @ bit of self-reliance #6 that the man may be saved some energy ¢ow both. Do something of your own accord, “To be or not to be, that fe the ques tion." pither “be” or “not,” and lew the question go, { BVEN THE MOST STURDY-O, HUSBAND MAY BE KEPT GROWING BY A e Kerr, aad WIFE! ns # ringing in @ dishwasl one, ee at the luk picked a stack of water and let thet floor with @ smash, sale ‘Now," be exclaimed, “teit the bows ia," ——Chicuse Post Be MBO you thdate’ = NSPROTOR J: pale JAMES 1, speculating on two half-eisters, Brotherhood. wore ert Pe ed, if & die and you R, marry agin et, at kin would Would they be bd ity 1 had not replied when my small after hie own kind. 't th unteered an answer he aad,‘ ‘a famous “etitor,” be atid, "watchag Satay pifleer one night during tho last’ encampment ae ho showed the boys how to fold thetr clothes hho fo spread theiz bedding, how to wrap themeal in thelr blankets, how to drape thelr aia etting and eo forth, and finally, whea the {ook leave, the editor called after him; you've forgotten something,” 1 forgotten!” > | Her Specialty, , BU nN women M"%: nr irae ate “preety mer a colored girl called, eat ad come for the poaitiea, " ot" asked Mra, 8 Boe positive answer, "t aay a Te RSS | |