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o RALPH PULITZ: Pri |. ANGUS. CS ‘reasu: JOSPRH PULITZER, Jr. 1, Part, Row. 1G Park Row, York as SecondCias: For England and All Countries in the Internationa! Postal Union. etic f N th 20 Evening ‘World for the United States and Canada. + $3.80] One Year, DS nel 1301 One Month. . VOLUME 53. seeeee NO. 18,636 FASTIDIOUS LAWYERS. AWYERS are queer animals. One would suppose that a class | of professional men who depend for support and reputation largely upon the respect and confidence of the community would wish to be popular. Apparently they don’t care whether they are popular or not. And the fact is that they are not. The efforts of the American Bar Association to throw out three negro Jawycrs from its membership have met with no sympathy from the public. On the other hand, Attorney-General Wickersham’s in- sistence that the standing of the colored lawyers should be recognized has received general approval. If the lawyers were as careful about some of their other essocia- | tons as they are about coneorting with dark-skinned members of their own profession, there might be less of the widespread feeling of ¢ynical mistrust that undoubtedly exists toward them. A little of this commendable fastidiousness practised in professional matters where a color line marks the boundary of shadiness would become ‘them far better than the present intemperate exhibition of race prejudice. Wholesome fear of contamination in other directions might well! spread a new light of openness and integrity over the profession, in- | cluding its brightest crown—the Bench. With fear of contamination “we might hear less about the need of recalling judges. Fear of con- tamination might do much toward clearing up the fogs of obscurity | and delay, the technical sharp practice which now bewilder and dis- | gust the public, and which even the Bar itself professes to deplore. | The truth is that at present the average citizen looks upon the lawyer as a queer, highly trained creature indispensable for certain ‘Purposes, but distressfully wriggly and unreliable. ‘The average man chief delight is to run beyond his pleadings, stir up impenetrable Clonds of legal dust, secure delays on hair-splitting technicalities—in | short, put spokes in the lumbering wheels of justice. The average man probably wrongs the average lawyer. Never- theless if the American Bar Association were to turn a little of the! serupulousness and zeal devoted to kicking out negro members in the! direction of weeding its own garden, it would cut a better figure in the eyes of the nation. | ———-4 > —____. CLEVER COL. HARVEY. ; OL. GEORGE HARVEY works himself into a lovely melancholy Cc in the current issue of the North American Review, figuring Presidential possibilities down to their lowest, gloomiest terms. If, he says, neither Woodrow Wilson, nor William H. Taft, nor Theo- 4 _dore Roosevelt gets a majority next November, and if the election ‘of a President is thus thrown into the House of Representatives, and! if the House fails to give any one of the three candidates enough votes for a choice, and if a Republican Senate has meanwhile elected the | Republican candidate for Vice-President, then verily will James S. Sherman succeed William H. Taft as President of the United States. And if the Senate hecomes deadlocked, maybe we will get Philander ©. Knox! Very clever of Col. Harvey! So clever that it reminds us of @lever’Elsa in the German fairy tale, who was sent to the cellar to draw a pitcher of beer. She was gone 4o long that the whole family descended to sce what was the matter. hey found Elsa sitting beo- aide the cask in floods of tears. Pointing to a pickaxe hanging on the wall above the cask, she sobbed: “Ach Gott! If I grow up, and meet a nice young man, and he asks me to marry him, and we have | achild, and send him to the cellar to draw beer, ey ' , nd the pickaxe fails on him and kills him, what a terrible misfortune it will be!” Whereupon Elsa was hailed as the cleverest girl in Christendom. ————EEEE WOMAN EDITOR of the National Woman’s Suffrage Associa- ; tion believes that married women can perfectly well stick to iS siness positions. In fact she predicts that “housework will be com- } pletely commercialized in time. The wife will be able to arrange | matters so that even children will not interfere with her profession. Trained specialists can offer them better care than they could receive from their 'mothers.” And if all else fails, and worst comes to worst, we suppose even in the last extremity there will still be—father! Father's an: Ame Agaim. j Whenever you can. But tf you all did Po dhe Editor of The Evening World: that we doctors would to T should ike to offer a simple alge-| death. BROOKLYN bratc solution to the problem of the! 4 Ala Soctety, 230 “father's and son's age.’ While that of itor of The Evening W: ‘Thomas Walsh ts correct, it seoms to] Please let me know w me a rather iong drawn out method of |can get legal advice free of charge or \ Feaching the answer. Let x equal/at nominal rates. She was deserted by ¥ equal son's age. Then|her husband ang has two children and 8, y + 8 equals x + 8] 18 without means of support 4 Ere PP: HK. Simplitying, § y—x equals 56, 2 y—x The Jap Wedding. equals — §, 6 y equals 6, y equals 10 2-2 G]PROM beginning to end, curiously OF ten years and eight months, x equals! & enough, religion does not play #13 or twenty-nine years and four edathe. 3. L. DANZIGER. even a small part in a Japanese DAN wedding. No priest appears at any ae Hines. stage. On the evening of the great day Fo the Reéitor of The Evening World the bride, with a white allk covering on “Now that people are beginning to} "¢? head and face, and entirely dressed come back from vacations and from |!% Pure white—not the color of Joy, but commuting, 1 west that they continue b°f 4eep mourning, for the girl Is now fm town the exercise and outdoor |P&ting forever from her own parents, life that made the country so bene-| "°F? %% Mdeed, than If it was death to them. It is perfectly pos-|#t had taken her away, for after Bible, and 1 prescribe it for my own|7*ath her spirit would continue to be Patients, Every ohe can make time| Present tn the home of her childhood, | “Wo walk for hour daily, to be in ‘the parks, to p in well ventilated “rioms, to eat simple f00d and to keep |) eat of doors every minute one can.|young couple withdraw and * * © tn am the next three months the! the presence of only the middleman and | Weather will be fine for outdoor ex. ercise. Take it, readers, Don't throw away the good of your country a woman she changes her mourning for a festal gard. A feast is celebrated * ty ential part of the mar. house all the time except Sunday af- riage celobration.”—Japan of the Jap Get out and walk briskly nose by Joseph H Longford, has an uneasy conviction, too often born of experience, that a lawyer's! a now both body and spirit are is carried to her new home, There * the his wife and of two young girls who act as servants, they pledge each other in very solemn form, three times from " ‘summer by keeping mewed up in the! f*S>, * ive suns. This ceremony Company, Nos, 53 to | Can You Beat It? 3% (sees) NO, LET'S PLAY DOMINOES EHD tell things—to open one’s soul, as It were,” I con- tributed, H “Say, you ain't to Newport, cern, “you sound bon-tonny!"” “You know 1d never go to New- port,” I answered in the same vein, “im aid omy le nature would be sadly startled by ‘Oh, you Sunday school!" she Sided, “Say, do you reely think all the things you read about in the papers happen up there? “Well, we always got a bunch uv ‘em stoppin’ here an’ I ain't never sven ‘em do anything that'd raise 1 1 somethin'—never no snap to cept in thelr clothes. The Americans an‘ the English don't carry no fize with ‘em, It takes tho Eyetalians an’ the Frenchies!"* { “Now, Connie, where do you get your information on such faraway ‘9, the Spanish Love: sthin’ doin!’ she retorted nantly. indig- “All inst winter didn't we have the whole cheese tn opera birds stayin’ here? SOME ginger, snap {t from me!" “Weren't you attracted?" T teased, “Me? Nix! Thad my shot at a warb- ler once—an' never “Tell about It." “He wus a tenor, The real thing, Not fhe kind what makes hiaself a tenor by dislocatin’ somethin’ tn his neok.” “Falsetto?’ I murmured, “It wuz when he'd churn up one nv them real tuneful throbbers like ‘My Knees Are At Thy Feet’ with all little, whistly frills at the top, I'd have a epasm—just get careless about my future, yuh know! An’ it would ‘a’ been all right if he could a’ sang all tt time. But when he n't singin’ wos the fusstest plec “He wouldn't eat nuts an' he wouldn't eat vinegar; an’ Manhattan cocktails durned his left tonsil an Martinis scorched his right one! An’ yuh know {t's goin’ to take SOME importance to make me forfett my cats, So T to get wise that I wuz goin’ to shake him. “Then, one night {t wus chilly an’ we us goin’ down to @ swell cafe fer (inner, an’ he met me, all bundled up in @ ton of cloth, with @ silk sheet ‘round his neck, He looked fierce, to int" he wus cold as anythin’, ‘cause there wugn't any interlining in my coat. So Of Constance THE WHEN (SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT 1HE HOTEL RICH) FATHER TENOR. "ho dla Woe vai. WORKS By Alma Woodward Fable * NCE upon a tim workingman. Hi morning until night. ‘An’ when I swallowed it, I felt that maybe he wuzn't such @ lemon, an’ I got so enthusiastic that I leaned the table to'him an’ said: ‘Hello, dear!’ “An @ look like he wus being hung by the neck came over his face fn’ he says, cold Uke O trious. succeeded. But If you don’t mind, please talk in the willing to climb, Opposite direction, ‘cause the fumes of slowly, steadily, the alcohol you have drank, irritat surely, He dia In the delicate membranes uv my nose!’ the antime he “Well, I give him a look that must married a women ‘a’ chloroformed at least high notes an’ I got up H ‘Bay, Montmorency, you're gettin’ too! touchy! ‘There ain't no whiskey made that has odor uv honeysuckle an’ wild rose! Right here's where we separate three uv his him. But i ‘she accumulated IDEAS about it. Copyright, 1912, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World), LIRTATIONS are just the ragtime of love. F splinters. love affair he may want more love—but not from the same girl, Mendelssoln gave divorce march Wagner might have written if only he had tried! | cesefully @s an ice-cream soda takes the place of a good dinner, God ever allotted to one human being. T says: “TH have @ old-fashioned whiskey cooktall, please’ Never judge a woman's temper by her “telephone voice” nor a man's facome dy the nonchalance with which he poye the wine check, ‘ s of Everyday Folks (UP.T. DATE PARAB: ES FOR EVERYONE) By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). couple had a daughter. worked fromjcame after the struggling period was He was|practically over and at the time that honest and indus-|the mother was beginning to soar. After the coming out she was “ellxi- wer that 1s) and the hunt for @ husband was on. With the mother it was very much on. ON THE BRAIN. |wood match she saw in the middle dis- tance another step in the social climb. She looked about her over the market “I wonder whom I'll The market knew there was money there and they were on the jod. mother knew the same thing, and she It was the case of the the highest there was a He began very humbly and wes who climbed with the ladder soaring HIGHER than he 4id. So when he ac- cumulated money A man spends his youth in worshipping an ideal and then mar ries the first woman who has the audacity to come along and shatter it to When a man has recovered from his headache he rey want more cham-| Pagne, but not from the same™bottle; and when he has recovered from a \oked not unkindly on one of the fore-| the ideal wedding march, but think what an ideal Ambition takes the place of love in a woman's life just about cs auc! Theorists may declare that tt 18 folly for a woman to expend all her) [time and intelligence on domesticity, but any woman who succeeds im The mother flew into hysterics that begin with, An’ when we sat down 1, "aking @ Rome and rearing children needs all the drains and time that dey. The daughter flew down to the 7 ble” (wha: for men, of men “goctal” moni on the move. Therefor enough.” The mother count, | TLED it. was her saying, have for my daughter?” was on the fod, highest bidder. bidder. The bidders went on the theory that “faint heart never won fatr money.” They were not faint. father's money kept on multiplying, as has a way of doing when it Is And mother's !deas mul- Uplied just as rapidly. it came to pase that the eligibles about home were making money SILENT partner end of the business. The young woman father's daughter and had Sociau 9 PURPOSES In fact, it was Bince through a That ts, Some that he was only a| matrimonial , in He w the ‘not good HIGH SOUNDING foreign name was the thing. took the girl “by the Illy white hand d led her across the wal were many high sounding names there. never bard's philosophy of name? * * * A rose by name would sinell as sweet.” A count came along. He also had a crest standing and a crust of “nerve.” he had a very long name. men in her father’s industries, They came jthing to say, this: | “Not much! even \ fathel But she Also the At the same time, So she holes. On the figure *" There | the dress !s shown with °°" shaped trimming pore © do! Bea eRe tions finishing the neck ins, “What's ina f any other home and brought It went something ive! If he wants to marry her, let him take her without money I don't propose to have worked all theso years to build up old rulned castles in Spain. marry the man who knows how to climb her father did, For she is her jaughter, and without price. The count fle shops that day. ‘TIS A HARD-WORKING FATHER | THAT KNOWETH “WHAT'S WHAT" EVEN IF HE KNOWS NOT “WHO'S, to his home that day. She shall 2 But That SET- He was the man, Now dur-! |ing all this time father was so busy the count with them. Merely matter | If every man who rails against the emancipated dusinces girl would cr torm Father was CONSULTED. Hel expend the same amount of time and energy in making @ home for one of consulted tho girl. Then he had some-| them he would accomplish @ lot more toward exterminating the species. Coverisht, 1912, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World), No. 42.—QUEEN, ELIZABETH. W tail is the Queen of Scotland?” demanded Queen Elizabeth of the Seoteh Ambassador. “About two inches taller than your Majesty,” was the reply. “Then,” announced Elizabeth, “she is just two inches too tall for perfect beauty.” No one laughed at the bit of sublime vanity. No one dared to. For by ..aying on that same vanity Elizabeth's courtiers won their way. But to an outsider, Efizabeth'’s placid claim to “perfect beauty” must have caused a smile, For she was scrawny, sharp-featured, with beadlike black _ eyes, big teeth (blackened by over-use of tobacco), a hooked nose and an enormous flaming red wig. Not by any meeans the {deal type of heart: .. breaker. Yet she broke many hearts. Yes, and many lives. She was the daughter of Henry VIII. and Anne Boleyn. Her girlhood was darkened by her mother's tragic fate, and she was neglected in many ways. But nevertheless the girl managed to acquire an education such as was granted to few women of her day. After her father's death, and when Elizabeth was but fifteen, Lord Seymour fell violently in love with her. There she loved him. But even then her shrewd brain wae very much alive, And, as always, she made it rele her heart. Two lives—those of her brother Edward and her elder sister, Mary—were between her and the English throne. But both Edward and Mary were sick« ly and might well be expected to die young. Should she marry Seymour, Elizabeth must give up her claim to the royal succession. So she did not marry him. Soon Edward died and Mary came to the throne. Hilsabeth was accused it conspiring against sister and was thrown into prison. She was soon te leased, but was always kept under close watch as long as Maty Hved. In 1868. Mary died, end Elizabeth, who was then twenty-five, became Queen of England. For the next forty-five years she ruled England. And a wonderful Queen she was. During her reign there was a grand advancé in edwoation, literature, colonization, national power and prosperity. As a queen she was a genius. Age a Woman sho left much to be desired. Among the first of the many men who loved her and with whom ahe flirted outrageously, was Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester. He w: crafty politician, and managed to profit vastly from Elizabeth's favor. He even aspired to marry hor, But for some reason the match fell through. When, later, he dared te marry another woman, Elizabeth, in @ fit of jealousy, deprived him of his offices and sought to imprison him. ; . Another of her favorites was gallant Sir Walter Rateigh, who named thi newly discovered Virginia Territory in her honor. Raleigh, like Leicester, had ( the effrontery to marry a woman he loved. And Exzabeth had him thrown {nto prison for it, She was horribly jealous. As jealous as she was vain. And woe betide the man on whom she chanced to cast a fayoring eye, if he showed the faintest preference for any one else! * An Austrian Grand Duke, two French princelings and several other eprige of royalty sued in vain for Elisabeth's hand. Sho coquctted with each—end ended by rejecting them ail. She never married. Perhaps for fear of sharing " her power; perhaps because she could not make @ happy choice among so many '’' suitors; perhaps for another reason that was advanced at the time. ’ ‘The Earl of Lssex, a flery, discontented man, wae |" the last of her avowed adorers. And she probably cared for him as deeply as she could o man.’ But there was a violent lovers’ quarr tt ts said, by his seeing her one day without her wig), 4 Essex was forced to leave Court. He stirred up a rebellion against her. He captured and beheaded. His death caused Elizabeth almost insane grief. } Yet she might eaglly have prevented it; and she did not. At last, in 1008, bitterly lonely, her glory waning, too old to be attractive even to the grossest flatterer, Queen Elizabeth diedg she left a record of a = golden reign; and of @ personal character and career far more remarkable than & admirable. A Duel Between Heart and Brain. \ q y ZA POCKET . “ Copyright. 1912, by The Prom Publishing Co. (The New York World); ! $11, What ure the different kinds of clouds? $12, What is the difference between dew and els 4 7 313, Why is rain-water better than any other for plants? | 814. What is light? et 7 315. Why do all other things appear dark after we have looked at _/ the aun? N eM HESE questions will be answered Wednesday's. 308, (Why do clouds sometimes vanish suddenly from the sky?)—A A dry wind, blowing oVer them, draws off their motsture, carrying it away in invisible vapor. (Why does wet weather depress one's spirits?)—Tho air, contains proportionately less oxygen. (What Is the difference between a fog and a cloud?)—A fog ts @ cloud comes in contact with the earth's surface. 209, (Why 1s a halo around the moon an indication of rain?)—Because it te * formed by @ fine rain falling ! the upper regions of the alr, The larger the halo the nearer the rain clouds, and the sooner may rain be expected. 310, (How did the phrase “A feather in his cap” originate?)—In Hungary an anclent custom forbade any man to wear a feather In his cap until he had slain at least one Turk. Hence the presence of such @ featner was a sign of ‘ Monday. Here are replies to ing laden with “ om. vapor, 208, which © frock ever dee |”? 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