The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1912, Page 11

A WELL WILLIE, UpretS Have a Li7T7TLe NAP ie THE Dinner Tee Rin as ALL RIGHT] Por HEDE, THERE ANS EVEPY WHERE. BY EYERYDODY. R. WATTS says that old ewe ts incurable, but he has a course of treatment that will prevent from coming on. David Cream % The Hedgevilie$ always talking Editor. ebout himself decause ho king knowledge on auy hasn't @ sper other subject. Ola Fork saya that some people ro- mind him of @ couple of roosters. ‘They fight every time they get together and each one thinks !t ie the others fault Mrs, Harsh saya the worst kind of a husband to have ts one that isn't much account, but Just good enough that you haven't any excuse to get @ divorce. Prof. Pinhed says that you hear a lot of talk about Ing, but according to science there ten't such a thing. Fike Reynolds save you oan always tell a etingy man by the way he keeps toiking about some donation he has made “If you wash your hair in tea it till Brighten it.” “Thanks, but I'd rather have my tea brightened some other way.” candidate for an important municipal office, according to Mark's Monthly, re- lated the following story of his campaig: Mnco I told three negroes that I'd give a dix t » the one Who'd give the best reason for his being a Repubitean, rst one said: ‘I'se @ ‘publican kase da ns set us niggers free. ery good, Pete,’ sald 1. ‘Now, Bill, let r from you.’ V'se a ‘publican kase dey gone gib us! @ pertective tariff.’ Fine! I exclaimed. ‘Now, Sam, what have you to say? “‘Hoss’ sald Sam, scratching his head and shifting from one foot to the other, ‘boss, Vso] a ‘publican kase I wants dat turkey.’ “And he got it” | A PROMINENT Chicago politician, when « “There goca the most popular after-dinner speaker in the city.” “Great orator, is he?" “No, pretty poor orator two minutes, and he doe but he always says, ‘I will limft ney talk to want to hown" and where the showing 4g good. The cousty clerk spent most of } time making corncob pipes and the elty attorney I was in Southern Missour!, where people ame Deep Water Doings 3% jatziths| 8% By C.S. Bedell [ul rr ly | 1! l Submarine Geography Class—With the able assistance of the Gtobe Fi ai = I \ wi Vincent’s Advice “What Shall I do?” LOVE « girl, but she ac- was the star pool player of the town, It waa that wort of place. A man was testifying tn @ case of grive tmport—concerning nothing “The Guy That Puts The ‘Pay’ in ‘Pay-Day’” By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1012, by The W'ress Publishing Co, (Mae New York World), NCB upon a time there was a many wise, ng HAPPEN uspicious. BREA ome, cays Go Keame City Journal, of oan “went into the offies of a de tooth extracted, O they called the boss. For he was] ‘The third day he puffed an extra clm the guy that put the pay im and then some Tho dentiot resseured him and wound up with, ‘three By Wells Copyright, 1011, by Dobts-Merrfll Oa.) STNOPAB OF PRECEDING CIAPTERS, ‘Mason Bteworth, @ young New Yorker, eonsents re me to "whoes Stee! Lee CHAPTER XXII. (Conttaeed) A Letter. is going to trp to dose the office door, if she can” continued Mrs. La- thrap’s letter, “but ehe is Hot eure that she can do {ty for tt te usually left open and any ttle variants from custom excite sus- picion in @ place where people long grown into the Bebit of looking over thelr shoulde: ‘Nevertheless, even ¢f the office door ie open, J am sure you will manage to got past; and once pest, save for a , the reat will be pretty plain aailing. My room is on the eecond floor, as 18 Nancy's, and 1s two doors from the head of the stairs and four from hera, witch ts, as you ‘now, at the end of the corridor. You go right down and get her Gret and you both ean stop for me on the way back. “iM you should run into that Mrs. Olen, you had better just choke her, or ebe isn't worth saving. Of course, you know I don’t want you ¢o Bill her; only you should take precautions against her ecreaming, and it wouldn't hurt any ff you put some margins on them, It won't be much loss to the world if she isn’t able to lie for two or three da Seriounly, we must do something about thie place when wo ere all well Lape Pg a ae ee having @ very good time, as yo ot came in, and I thought that we were clever and that, for once, I was having an adventure worth the having, but the woman in the room next to mine has been sobbing all the morning, and the fun has worn off thing, I have alwaya had my doubte about an actual hell but I shan't have any more, There must be some place further on, where devils who make helle om earth can come into their own at last. The Man in the -Brown Derby fl Great Summer Story of New York ar gnap under his hi. bdranoh Hastings of the watchmen who came to put the matter beyond any further doubt by investigating my hiding place. BU crouching, I got my feet under me, that I might be ready for what- ever ehould chance. Perhaps, after ali, this was not the watchman but geome farmer taking @ familiar cut across lots, or « tramp tn esearch of a comfortable hay-mow; ao that as he came nearer, I moved slightly #0 as to keep the clump of bushes between us, To my eurprige the man came dreotly to the spot whero I had lain, and without further roh @ettled hf: if in the , hollow of the crushed grass that mug attl! have been warm from my body. Hither he was not the wa'chman or, if ho wae, he had = scovered me, or fome signs of me, on the night before, Q@nd now was waiting until T should come. I flattened myself down on my aido of the bumhes, for I heard a twig |, and saw the ea attr, This man, too, was watching either the road or the terium. It 1a @ atrange thing to lle in the d within @ few feet of another hu’ detng, who does not realixe your pi ence, a being whose every thought |». for @!1 you know, to await your coming and do you tnjury, Strange little prick- ing fires ran over me, wave after wave, and my tense muscles twitched, as [ have seen soles of a as he stood tense at eome unknown sound: and I found thet, although I was not afraid, 1 was flercaly angry with a sort of primal apprehension, astir with a flerce lust of encounter, utterly prim! tive, the sheer immutable heritage of Jungie-cradied man, I was holding my arm over my face, partly that no lght or shade mig it show against the gathering gloom, ani partly that no sound of my breathi® might come to the ether watcher’s ear for to Mine each uncertain catch of his breath came plainly; when I heard a Uttle eound which startle’ me more than could have any thunder-olap, a sound that K knew well, half muffled yet eweetly ole the well known chiming of my own repeator watch. ‘Without more ado I crapt around the bush and put my hand over the mouth of the Rev. Mr. Btevens, ‘He dia not give up without « etressia His body stiffened ander my grip Uke an animal's, and he drove one elbow back against me, while I ¢elt the touch ef his teeth on the hand that hel: ta mouth; eo that I laughed softly with the Joy of tt, and pulled him over on és I pew the white of hie immer darkness! but we ge a ewlen equirm ai e jen moat out of ond We eked viciously at me. eid: Hn ight,” I aid, and gave tie tea: throat a little pinch, eo that he sobbed and lay aul, I gagged him with his own handkerchief, ant a nee : : H ty “te unconscious for Tear chars the: Gienuted canerauini de a-choun' ’ payday, When payday came wround tho only be, an con hody. John, but don't doth bony wriste in one hand, T dog. Said the prosecutor to the witness: shall I 40?” Hut that wasla Httle note Inside the envelope = ae PR ere leet A SB tye hie poskete anti! I found my ‘wateh. Wh h “ at! 0 ' ‘The mail te con- about all that Was) On account of falling off of business Never mind that mow,* eaid the dentist, ‘yu | +,, stop you; whatever you do to them was now quite dark, @o that I ees a yn Seema, TeRNHR LOB: SPE: {FRA tinually bringing credited to hiM| sour Wagas at present will be reducod | “2 HAY me when te finished.’ | won't be halt what they deserve, Sores ‘withew fear of being see, ro- i h with doing, except! to ” , 4 “, « ver your affectionat ‘ silence. * drawled the witness after due dell- Op. hig Blalnnve OE Te a ato “S was gulag to count sy mong! 1 remalny ever Your eet Baliye Why Stevens had come I coud not ie the cmitneeg iartania lament, What that @ boss is 4) Then they got together again tn —>—_—— = bcs que, tt wen eneume dee thn eemteenh af a Pad f or ne al oy the matter with| voss for a’ tint) mighty PROTEST and dectded to go to} Another Kind of Finance. IV. that he was here and must be reck- HOH. URUE Oe: EGE? NIN YACAELL YAY, “ame the modern young and a’ that end a’! him in @ body, Which they did, He|RTOMAN B, MAOK oeletes thle otey ebout CHAPTER XXIV. oned with. Glad as I was te ace him, Soya De will an’ some saya Ge Wont, man? Surely he that, |latened, Then he took down old N Dhaeelt: The Attempt. fe sant Bat interfere with the real work ad in has must be made of Poorer stuff than the doughty “On one of my tive to New York I bad to visita bank that de not very well kuown, | 9 ) MADIO but few preparation: 1 —— According to the members of } So for a while I eat holding him and listening to the erent: lar whistle of his returning breath, j Aesop's fables and read as follow ‘| “One fine day tt oocurred to the mem- doing taff he had @/ bere of the body that they wer | | Mirae of oll, 3 locked we fi swe on i ne pare OF She body the | 1 offices and tel sete P 7 knights “in the brave days of old." ‘To “cinch.” It seemed! ali the work and the stomach was hav a earacar che tine Sacer Aout 8 fay tnd. ton eamne es'm, Only I can't never hit the darned things, them the number of a lady's suitors was such) an EASY) ing all the food. So they held « meeting clerk to mail me the reat of Thad nothing in my own pock ng ~ but an added incentive. Half the Joy tn thing to come tuto! and, after a long discussion, deolded to | My Money, ao that I could et tt tho tie him with except my handkerohier, HAT 19 the use of coining # winning their loved one lay In the fact) tha office after #trike Work unth the stomach consented | next day at my present lodgl THON and this I used to bind gag mors W words to express your meaning that they must fight for her, everybody had started things, close him-|to take 4 r share of the worl be fe Bert | wrote & long letter to Mr, Ogiby: “ it, firmly in place, At last with Infinite in @ more picturesque fasirion Tt stema to mo that the lover of to-| self in his sanctum sanctorum, look | #0 tie Hands reused to take the food ih 10 | Laut of ail, I Bought » Hetge pot of how, Satisfaction I set deliberately to work, isan vaur nalahben |day will do well to assume an equally over the news: an a good| the Mouth refused to recetva it, and the a Bare impared. the fa0e Of the ChOMD Aen etre ae arene Riis Of ls seat when the dictionary |couragoous attitude. OF course, ifm girl cigar, sign a few letters a 1 Ko to] Teeth had no work to do, But after a When Fishermen Lie. watch I had bought to replace the one tents of Nig renhete erred the con- Words Y. tella him tn so many wo ch ' ws} day or two th oga . * 3 8 pockets to my own I tore ore You ts full of words just {tele words that she|the club for lunch. Then perchance! day or two t nbers began to find Ba hla tr pe en from mo in the park, It atained out the Hntng and twiated tt tate © ce Don't Know. nea ase gaa irene Prefers another young man's friendship | come back and close up his deak with a| that they t 4s were not In a very A ARE nate ale esti Bg EE the white cardboard face badly; but I perviceable rope to bind about bis knees qihka correatt Take |to his own he has nothing to do but «gone for the d Jactive condition; the hands could hard emphy cave) o@ the couater, *\iert it in the sun for an hour, 80d Was and enktes. arataitaminaetiallvi ened onniaal nied accept her decision, But the mere fact) Ong morning the |iy move and the mouth was parched and| “Put a few fish tn Ghat,” be said, “Put ‘am | pretty sure tt Woule gay sutiseey Hite tle, T found, although a very found In any complete dictionary of the that she kes others as well as himselt| usuay and announced ng|tlry, while the tees were unable to sup- |" Ls Sig bat been taueh tote [ESA atrsaaiahy erttla ect eys wearrees ne pet remembered (, was fin English language, But don’t you go to Rould Only inepire him 10 Bus MOPOl away to bo gone & that] port the rest. So thus they found that Hotter make tt tires or four tron, |e (he Hime. tt gulted ‘to my sneeda: cor It was atran the dictionary for them—yet, Sve first sincerity and energy into Ble loves! gach should go on at his post as he ven the stomach In its quiet way waa t not to take hime tro many, Hoople eet) This time I loft the road AA 80OR 8 nad turned hin foie oe at ¥ t if you can figure out thelr making, |tofore. A few of them got toxether an nwowsaary work. For the stomach |@,omcuntally Incredulos "| a Vehe sanatorium waa In alent, and, MAk> hie tands tometer behind Moe eet Then, when you have looked a a oo jbewailed their lot. Mere th vad t 1 all must work together or the Body | ye yon? ing a long circle across the Melde, came i+ oxnotiy guited for tying them toget 7 H. N. writes Tam tn tove with} wl go to opt" oom former hiding place In such @ Ay 1 < 4 h togeth spring them on the next fellow 40 ALL the work whilo tha hows had the! Wil g on t to my ‘The tintuy of the sleeves turniahed ma win aban trend Gan aa a Rignerewi or @ young man, but I acted 80 coolly to pray 4 red’ thelr -pilatit nl When aald aie boas Well, sln—er sr wite called ed evening, | way that I was pretty sure that I was wien 1 enough to draw up his feet " i 2 nim th: dtacour ’ on al y deplored the nt & ‘ ned | was ty try lo wake you (axe home mlmon | ic: goon, As 1 gyttien 1¢ down t i eon bs A ? elve admire you as the inventor of a Fim CHAt De Je CRSRUERERD. BA REBORN | A iiiniad artyrdom of getting the| Ou an tins alten oft tn tho] fama’ ae i bettertdan Sea'ethar ta not men, Ant aettind mixaart dove No until they almost touctied ila tants, new language, though you are neither ne Feet him, What! siamo and NOM th they de. Past few Weaks, ‘here's @ reason, | Heavy ® i sia PEL a p's, and could trussed Ike some tean end’ contorticn shal! I do? mie ty eerie ng | Be 40 nice to him the next tme you | “ite Mee Ha Cae Sta hoard, Perhapt vou think decane, ‘The Heart ot a Birdman, i ON ere PM itcatene dunk Tae N atoain jlekad “auiion aie Fat ema theca. meet that he will forget your past eool-|")) PAY Vane Sanicea ine me into this place and APPEAR to sin bad oman Curtiog Ay 40 lene idaous ‘olf bullding seemed: mo ot with @ i saree ' etal, dwale, periotic, predicant, youn- ; aes back on achedule time; for that 1s one Mave nothing to do that I am DOING Mf he coukd Cool his erm, ‘sary | Hing Was e¥or ete tthe d, perfectly net and rhythmic! ker, quintal, propense, quib, becket, “G. W."" writes: "Tam tn love with | Pecullarity of a boss, He usually does fH a {rop's cou and “unsoitlahness camo through the louder and ‘coarwer pulsa- ) chauvinism, beluga, gar, hypostyle, a girl, but T have deen told that eho | what be PROMISES, since he ma bee you are working your p Ml the os Grigbet De aver mE ; ; Peres Ma a ere map y-taltey Beets aoudad, incondite, Inly, kelp, forum, was not always wha should be, T| accustomed to expecting the s your work, T may not at hand tp and down the | tia martily that At was neatly tine ateloshe rundlet, rupertrine, caddis, flasile, cal- lknow she's been al! right for @ year, |the men higher up, Which ts ON at you're doing, but a Giepotiatedy: te wa which I by @ mlance at the 1 car, finder, hopple, horary, thorp, ual- Do you think it would be wise to marry |the things that makes him a boss, Ils files and figures soon Ladki! Mie dim, pho face of the othe tative, woof, acrolith, gaum, her?’ | propensity ts to “deliver the goods yg Deh ty Gare There is something {toxtcat! All of them in the dictionary, Al- v) Gepends on how strong your|So he delivered himself according show them how indaved Ueture oven the ematieat @uccess, t) most none of them jawbreakers or over Hove really 1 | He went to hin dusk as usual, read 5 had been of winning weems fo make a > i] morning er moked bh war Itae “ nace to: be 108 an Wah What go any of then meen? Her Mother. Mensa sin tettere and. want to. ch 1 how ita maton, ¢ oven “B, i." writes: “I have been In love| tor lunch next day he did Iika-, much and trendy one o wind my prlaoner eoinfortaie, } BUMPER CROP, AWFUL THREAT. [with a girl for a year, but we do not] és | exp Ppa » fash én the minutes of ten I left hint Uncle Hiram came through his neigh-} O'Brien's boy, Danny, lost two base-|#ee each other because her mot k room that might give me a gl euion of tha place he _ era barnyant on his way home and! hall bate, O'Brien in a day or two sup-|tink# her too young for suitors. We! from home a young man was attentive Nia work int tae in t sound nto make my way ped to ask the hired man tf cropa/plied the youngeter with a thind, but|#re Poth sixteen, Are we not receiving to me, and when T usc trunks Bes sarge Washing’ 1 SOOk St thn nae were good, accompanted the presentation with this UMfAlr treatment” ba LE BGuna o BARBKORH IOS AF RIA IB mg aaree | fia Be enter pa wy Only dhoens! he “Massa, sah," was the enswer, “we| warning: “Now see here, Danny, if qa cot eaniad’ (a PRUE ITEC PEC TUR ATE PUTT meee Re: atin ss by the man op had a9 much dat we put what we could | loge this wan lotke yes did the othere,| ining the wirl's iter Naw right You wil be silly it you do not send) MORAL: A SOJER 18 THE GUY! Mandina on as co | ROS ALPRLISS Saay pentoainks: Nasthols muni de ede praeianlia aaa out of doors and the rest we put in do| O1'll take {t and break tt over yer head, it back at once with an explanatory {THAT FUT "bOOM’ ON "boos if iti’ “beawtatil ‘new wilh imUrelia. with “hy my rat thought “was thas 1 bod POE TUNE reliaiidmmmsanionm 009) Wik" Bogton Traperiph | a Re wriigh Woo visit aman be Dan” othe tal ‘anitoed ties sane non A ea r—