The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1912, Page 9

The Evening World Daily Magazine, TOY GOLLYS, ILL ELL WELL! So + . Ow ARE THEY LISSEN- You Cover WELL WHERE ’ Just Tare THAT My LITTLE MAN BITING- DID YouR EYES AND PoP ALLA-G THA DING DING JL HAVE IT SERVED IS DOING Some LLA-GAZAM ¢ You CATCH ANY, WILL SAY SOME MAGIC, DINGD DING. AT OUR TABLE FISHING! > WORDS. THEN MAYBE PRESTO ere, eTC, pe ONT, 5 You witt CATCH A IRKY- BUCH BiG REAL FISH FOR OuR SuPPE : Darktown Doings jen't it fine to be a silhouette?” “Indeed it is! It's so easy to ‘keep dark.’ And one’s clothes never show the dirt. aati. nist aid but you haven't found him yet!” Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers} The First Bow. been no quarrel. Would it be proper to write and ask for an explanation?” R." writes: ‘When @ lady and! No, since there has been no open gentleman meet on the street, which of jdispute. He must not think you une the two i# supposed to make the first] duly anxious for his society. eign of greettt The lady, to show that ehe chooses to recognize the gentleman as an @ quaintance. lated pine tree on the top of @ hill, Returing A Simple Problem. to Washington one night fom New York, lie 496 MKBE wide 1 teach aren't a bit past Use taxicabs and was surrounded by a groay olaerved a echoul thacher yeaterlay, in! Of heckmen, to wham he paid pbsolutedy ree : fact, I'm afraid they read the papers, | teotion, as lie intended to the fou ‘The other day 1 proposed the following protiem | blocks to hiv offh to iny arithmetic class ‘The thackinen erected him with « alorm of nol Friel man diea aud leaves $1,000,000, | eric aa: One fifth is to go to his wife, one-sixth to the] Take you right upto Take you te the so, oneseveuth to his dauglter, one-cighth to| New Willard! Take you to the Malelght” hie’ brutler, and tie reat to foreign missions. | ‘The «atesman walkel straight What does ‘each got! ever looking ab the beste wer. “Ak lawyer,” aid the Uttlest boy im the claas,"* you want a cheap dotel, jump right la ‘and Comment, Insiated another driver, —— NUM Nagel watked om, unteediog. Wasted Oloquence. inaily a Jeli addressed him thus: pent and dumb aglum! Takw you up there AMER A. PATTEN, at a dinner in Chicago, in a minute, essa tas ae t tia Mr, Nagel laughed and got inve the “Hereafter 1 help the prohibition Poyular Magazine, Teorement all 1 can,"* said thy without * " wriies: “1 asked @ girl to sik a man friend of hers to call on an- {other girl I know. ‘The man and the second gin live in the same clty. The man wrote to ine saying he would be glad to make things pleasant for her, Shall. write and thank him?" Yes, a brief, courteous note. But don't get {nto a correspondence with a man | You haven't met. segs | “A. writes, “I nave been married reine the gentioman may {seven months, and was very happy un- lady to take hls arm when {ti my wife's mother came and broke | yeep 7 things up. Now she has persuaded my | ticle: LA thei nay with me. What shail| “C.K. writes: “When @ gentleman is out walking with two girls is he sup- posed to walk between them? No, ou the outside, next the street. noted financier BIE: sh vera ae Oral an evil thet takes on incredible bold Solving the Problem. “A. temperance lecturer," he sald, “once dis- HEN Sit Thomas Lipton was a small bay played to his audience two geraniume, The firat, in Seotland he dropped into «elute Watered Inthe usual one Suoday moming and was yut bY igorons plant, But the ‘other had been doved | nimeeif tha pew directly ia frout. of the winise with alculiol, and ite foliage was shstveUled and | ter, who preached a sermon om the text, “Am Laay brother's. keeper . Indian and gentlemen," cried the lee. 5 wetted fiat can yOu say to @ demonstration such | oy tbe trmiae or aan toty eat Net ‘ finally worket up to the climax of hie remarks He kept his gaze fixed direcdy on the little Lipton, who egan to Gidget and look very sell: eungcious, was a beautiful and “E.G.” writes: “When walking to- gether stould the gentleman take the lady by the arm or vice versa?" “ef A all right, and if 1 were 9. gers said simboy man in the gallery, ‘I'd tick to water exclusively, but I am not a geranium acu wife not to i ‘Washington Star, At lam, after an overwhelming outpouring of TAB? wrians CA young many weet dor , | Paes -eaeiisaad Jong words, the minister, his eyes blazing, made a very : aix months) 7 Ri wits truly loves you alta: will Oh, you summer Bessie, who sat upon the beach with Bob and chattered |all the fun of the impish little fetlow, who, with his little shovel and hard The Winner. quick gesture and shouted at the boy: ck. Then I advise you to have ‘Am I my brother's keeper?” ‘Then Pr fOr a ttn ane tee attlement with your mother. | AWaY 10 the accompaniment of the roaring breakers! You never thought to|work, had by evening burieg you both up to your necks in sand—and love, Cu NAGHL, Secretary of the De. | | Ldbion, cutid etand we strata wo lew, and Rpenens Bin nla EE Hide ane ee ‘look about for Cupid. And it is good you didn't, for you would have spoiled | But you weren't sorry, were you? BLBANOR SCHORER. Cir aoe, ‘teonsetalae te lee lai’ an tae UPR ae eens ciceaanaa nothing im, althougi eas AW pinnae eee metaree tal: fats teeta A Aside bl z atl alas x ad : ae Ie. Y # The Man in the Brown Derby Nw A Great Summer Ld ae iJ Story of New York} bad ver quite regain brought my er faculues. straightened herself from an attitude @pite of her pretended carelessness and you a pretty room in this hote! 1 continued,” nn ani therefore i brevious night, and hear her report of She laughed at firat and I gist, 11, i‘ see is vou. ton treatment-may Ault of this sort, needing such a of trance-like vacancy, and had etarted really wonderful courage, I think that, — “oo,” auld Mra, Lathrop, and ebot progress ‘a diaw'h tdinw bes cae arene. Wat ee eyNoPals OF PRECEDING ¢ Rt ee toy lary val you thee Tay treatment, our uniforin charge making a rabbit of her handkerchief. at heart, the thought of the grim Mrs, the rabbit Into his face. About 4 o'clock in the afternoon, Just I counted ten fives off that big roll, ahe Alaron Hlaworth, & jouns Newt n was John Lathrop?” js six thousand dollars a year. I was in terror as to the lengths to Olsen troubled her. —- = as 1 was planning to wear the edge stopned laughing and took them quick rie esta’ 5 he eonacnta “What seems to he the troublen” "Very wells” T waid. “you shail have which her euger conacientivusness Might "We have Just the person," sald Dr. CHAPTER XXIil. fi y nervousness by a long walk enough, , Nancy Hond, whe Un . gf Ta : ne the first month in advance to-morrow, by carry her. Mayhew. “I am very glad that you . in 4 Sod . bid riod Nees’ Mawn 4:1 "Nang'g? asked Doctor Mayhew, for all the Vien ume, 1 auppose, you will have the — "OF course, you will give my aunt brought the matter up. Five hundred A Letter Feo ae ie enone came at my “When T told her why I was there ' paeattal fare, Roe COL atenici on oy Word a8 IC he really cared, gely of MESSeatY Bapers nade out.” good room and proper uttendance,” 1 dollars ¢o-morrow, then, Mr, Lathrop.” hed arranged that Mee, La- froway, barefogiea uronic, whe stared tite Conte le ae Ecine (6. 60 Gap Boe een an wag calls himself “De, Morr. | “She's ber \ ingels “Yom {4 the doctor, “and, by the #aid, “and if you will take a word of — “Yeu,” T aatd: “Iam sorry T did not hae? vg sariogicn aoe the of the maney, ure, 8 wears a Towa erty "bouhtine Nate." I xaldl: “very strangely. dtatinc- WAY: NO checks, pleuse, Doctor Curle- advice from me, Doctor, you Will see bring it with me." throp should tet tw know her at me long tine curiously and len hecause she wald she needed it and \t T was for " puler Ww. a u may wa iNC* eq y 7 i a ol e | cl nm el y ame, That tele Barrage, WO etnd ceremony. "Mfwt hat would you may ton, my colleague, has an aversion to that the maid who waits on her has Doctor Mayhew unlocked the door, ‘oom by ni lowering n Lathrop.” he repeated; “that's St00d ® pretty good chance of losing he nearest town to get a Hictcw, On tive characterist! checks, and we find that, in general, our dark ‘hair. She has a particular avers and touched the bell for the junito: her shade after dark, when I . { " oi hi fig® Heiup Tha vanished, having teeny saw that Mrs, Lathrop was watehing tients themselves prefer currenc: sion to blondes.” let me know of Mr. Lathrop's ar- could watch the sanatorium "&ht—t ae oe ie ene ames” und he ag can be about the work I have set ina ) me and that she was quite well able to «Very well,” 1 agreed, us gravely as At this, Mrs. Lathrop clipped her rival to-morrow tminadiately,” he aid, without rk of discovery; and that I \atnne almost an frome ns iiatte her to do. Position, but #he 1s as enthusiastic par our conversation T could, for Mrs. Lathrop had suddenly hands in noiseless admiration; for, in “Come, Mra, Lathrop, T want to ahow was to climb the Ivy, aw Thad on the Moet 2 Leek anne ob ointh eT | eo baal Sal SA lal A Sil bat ee : : ied Sh My sister give me this,” he said, “a maliciously, “an unaccountable said to hand It to you, but «ie didn’t ' Puy me noth v bringing it t on sudden jour se nt him away id Doctor Mayhe reflec at new dollar tore open th ting “Of course the first thing I dia was to send her in to Nancy, to tell her fF re golng to sr AWAY a8 BOON As possible, Ao that she was not on any account to let that ‘Dr, Morrison’ get mad enough to put her tn the ‘dark room.’ Then I ing round-eyed and locking t lope with tren It wae wri ! tartan AC Wint Winters That the agiarivim 8 Nigney'e, rom, Tye * 1 continued, “a certain reck- money, which she a fin 4 For Nie sanicarinim “wily f RAE OVER ——~ 1, little, old-fashioned hand, and @franged the rest of the plaa with rang. | nl Te. Hal perfectly willing to intrust to} ase tare neauv «ik OH SAY 01D You AND AS ISAID TO ROSE d ho giance at the signature to “the nurse, T mean, wise to lock Up 1M ond thot have really no claim on her. | J ; ‘AT HEAR? M—'S HAVE Fi 175 NONE OF HER HER HUS know tat it wa trom Mra. Lathrop, — “There isn’t any use at all, as far As er nearest relative and heir" Aa THE DEAREST LACE AFFAIR 1 SAID AND SBAND, jhe had dated it irrepressibly “Tha @a I can see, of elther of us poor apace a gig ‘Mr. Lathrop, T quite understand,” | a REMNANTS ~ SHE SAID - PAINTS ~ | Fake ney House, Muy 12, and all women staying here, while you batten CHAPTER } sald Dr. Mayhew, and tt was quite ey) . ro or well.” at the hotel, To-night seems to me (Continued, ‘ that he did. For at the ‘word Kune ES en "My Seoundrelly but Dear Nephew: good a time as any, ‘There's only Just ] yoney? hig eyebrows had gone uD, oa One ‘TS AN 3 y In the tient 6, everythll going one trouble, and that fs—that this maid | The Doctors. a whateve 1 had read be- PORTANT 7.7%) to come a! right, 1 second OF nurse of ours, Or Whatever you wi | eRe was distinet disapproval n his eves d ared at the Mase) MEASURE, N 4 | piace pre poor actor, but a to eall hi has no business on our | in our driver's face as I gave round. He felt h mself at once on} tO little better than L expected. In the floor at 10 o'clock, #o that she {s afraid him the order, and he an- & firm fo A A “ [third pla 1 woull have been having to come up and let us out. pwored me with a nod of BS aling, Mire, Lathrop [the most beautiful time of my life “After # her work {s all downstairs, =. surly contempt which almost PA Ger Pi Wea athe. Hias | weren't «0 worry for all the where, I believe, she does some clerk- ‘ BY ee iena fate Be the. 1am WIG se (here, When ‘you had gone, tha ing for the doctors; and she Is afraid made me feel the rasca Peter gy triontc tu i won my sung Dr. Mayhew led me upstairs to that if she is gone long enough to ing to be, Nevorthel empha hk dla ec sea the ‘pr m' he mpoke of, come up and unlock our doors one of hie horses and we jogged on our w oO ae fu ot maid wil ha earall when we “t opened the the doctors would miss her—even if the sanatorium with all the brisk aban- gets are Ri re 4 ek a et door, anve t } turned the he did not happen to run into Mra, dom of a pauper funeral. Se Tene con ine ate maa | }iock on the e'd had @ays the best she can ¢ My ‘ring was not anawered for eome fathron’ hack’ to her chair and put | | frst month's inat 1 guest he i te unlock the front door, because ‘ nat wa were weil * would havo kicked me andy thea ft would only tke her a minute to time, and J think that the key tn his poc th t ae aoe scrutinized before the door at length ihe, he drew woot " «to ha slip out OF the office and Go SOAUT Ba Piety iy | oe Hi old her that was all righ’ m ewung open, revealing to my thankful tof her, and sitting down ‘ i " ‘ mn 7 ¢ a trons not the bury Mra. (laen, DUL & her a fow fdlotically. simple queations, | Cakes eal : ie ATT ERE pretty lad to my room: for all that would do Analy, You see, zou bearded and still more burly janitor, eof which Mra. Lathrop answered, | Just W WHEN SHE a “y ( WASNT ITS GOOD NIGHT PEARL DEAR, the wa ' ‘ ‘ r yo ere air) Malay 1 ace Doctor Mayhew?" 1 asked. seve to moan in ay many diferent keys, | § ete: THAT FOULARD) Je pt'Y HONEST ire go00n e RES ) (TLL SEE You AT ons We # togeth tour We are arraneing for as late ax te ‘Nha man grunted and usiered va into “1 am not cragy," until 1 trem! be: | MOULD NEVER MEET 7 (SNES SAS 5 THE POLL we ee 1 urse aid orelook, because, J 4 @ comfortable little oMce at the head tween anxiety and alinost irrepressible Rygune 6 THIRTY, ) cree Hee) THOUGHT / ——- = such) pres After Gark, and Doctor Morris same | of the dark hall, There were a fow laughter WAIST « Cor Snes rosie (Lp Die ikea cee In evening, and we can't be sure of | minutes more of waiting, then Doctor Lor Mayhew atghed s bitty, AN INCH A), a Sw oe 1 kep: Dip SOIDE AUR Reet a ae taal 4 Mayhew came briskly in, looking rosy y sad case, ait," he sata, turning | 4 1 ( ee t ew that the nephew John, you love Cea } and cheerfully professional, to me, walle Mrs, Lathrop threw me a 1 not mean mnoh $,0M8 Sure Cat ON ey ete we ak an | he said, “what can I do for kiss over his anoulder, “You have my | at he Was JUBE 88 oop aw the clock strikes 10, Ba cares | deepest sympathy, sir. You say this) Olsen if ane came 4 Ratan . I began, in the poor lady has a great fortune?” | PS ful 49 bo-oknot Alou the Mane foeiam manner 1 could muster, “you've — And following the silent motion of Mrs, Tam writing you eee ee eae ee uninuked wilt aie been recommended to me by some Lathrop's I too much u nice, new bottle to the danger of suspicion or discovery friends of mine in New York. You'll “Only @ million or so," 1 answe of ink and box of paper. Gur itile mercenary 1s going to set her forgive me if I meption no names, But Then as an afterthought, “Or cour Well, soon the door opened, watch by the 8 o'clock whistle this ! you will recognise them, I am quite have been unable, as yet, to dete: and did come tn, She 18 @ evening, and you had better do the aure, when I jell you that you have u probatly nice thinntsh girl of about game, oo that the two ¢ cos may i treatment an old gentleman ! done until she thirty, E should and was real tick aa o! \ who''— has been declared mentally incompetent, jkind to me Vefore L spoke of “The hat thing you will have to tal Dector Mayhew nodded, | hon 22d dghave Beem appointed her legal |monev. 1 kept talking as lofg as ‘once @ ingide, is to Ket past “Quite * he sald, “quite @ jen guardian.” T could a@d worked around to our plan the office as you know, open \ bending my ear, “Fulson?’ he whis- Doctor May hew looked at me shrewdly. gradually, First | offered her fifty dole on to th almost directly’ at ts pry! 1 " ius UL be. & Veer Goals enan” lars fe tting this note out of the entrance. “ tm turn I nodded efirmation. “I have said, ‘end I can not promise vou that hospital and things to write it with. 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