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Evenin World Daily Magazine, Someones ONTO ME Mon da ys HERE, THERE AND FRE. BY EwEayDBovwy R. WATTS says there {s more money in doctoring men because you can always get your pay from thetr insurance policies, can trust until he The Hedgeville | finds out how ex- Editor. trust them. refuses to take a vacation this sum- mer, but they are going to have Mr, Dorks says his wife doesn't pay she {s a0 busy talking About something worse that is golng to happen. Roy Harsh bought his wife a new hat. But she ts going to take {t back because Everybody wante friends that he pensive it t# to The cashior of the Exchange Rank books examined anyhow. much attention to past froudles because the dog doesn't seem to Ike It ‘The Paiace Drug Store 1s going to take out its noveities amd confectionary and put i @ line of drugs, “May, I'm going to send you a belt buckle with your name set in dia- monds.” “Oh, how kind, Mr. Oldtiuoy! But please wee my middie nary.” “AU right, whas is it?” “Clementina.” ~ Wow - WOW-EE. EE! wee lt ov Got To Bac cavse YR Doe Busted ™y LLOON { 1912, by The Pree, Publ (The New York World.) “I'm glad to see your boy college. I saw him out in th “Well, you can't eractly Faw sce, he only collects one NORTH DAKOTA farmer toused his new harvest hand from elumber in the hay- mow, says Everybody's Magazine, prompt- wats a, M. “You can slip down and cut thet little patch he ordered, sleepily inquired the of oats before breakfast, #Are they wild oat hired man. “wid? Why, no, they're tame outs.” “Well, if they're tame, maybe I can siip up on been in Leavenworth, Kan.? asked the commercial traveller in the emoking “No? Web, that’s @ dry town for you, all right.” - “They can't sell Iquor at all there?” asked one of the men, “Only if you hi deen bitten by @ enake,” sald the traveller, according to Tit-Bits. “They have only one snake in the town, and when I wot to it after standing in line for nearly half, the day it was too tired to bite.” ‘ ‘Tene about dry goods, have you ever is such a help to you since he came back from| ¢ field killing bugs.” say as his makin’ a collection is much help, of a kind.” The “R. GL." writes nd engaged to her mays I am too young to marry. What do you think?” Vincent’s myself. Do you think our marriage iy Ukely to be happy?” io always an element of rivk |when a number of years separate hus- band and wife, but your case may turh | out ell right, Advice John of Mckin' am twenty-four young man, but my the boys the rule o’ three, are in the passing. No longer will that req letter day! the knowing his geos- raphy lesson, And J fot 0 apa? Rint on We crany Bore! in the/over with in throughout the land. sane, sensible world remember eventful | and atrl who will F vh for (not Mother Nature bee fume, the in the term them in daylight.” —— And all: the wealth of land and main} 4 Can never bring it back again, “You say you're weeping because you're blind? Blind forty years and have stood on this corner nearly every day. eam you weep before.” “Well, sir, I never heard adout hobdbdle skirts until to-day.” speeches this year about “Arma- geddon," Most people do not knuw what the word means or how ft or- iginated, Ac- cording to ancient prophecy, the final confiict ween the powers of Good and of 1 is to be waged on the Judg- ment Day at “Har-Magedoi This name has been corrupted into “Arma- geddon,” and {e transiated from tho Hebrew by some authorities as “the mountain district around Megiddo” (9 Esdracion), in Syria Hundrede of fierce hattles have heen wagol In tha Badraeion, or Armageddon, district of Palestine trom the days of the offen Assyrians down to Napoleon's time, From long use the phrase "Arma- geddon" has come to be & symbol for any great battle Or slaughter. And of late montha it has been appropriated for political uses, have heard much in polities! What “Armageddon” Really Means, “At Random Sent.” By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. SHOT an arrow from the bow. I had ne target handy, 80 4 I fired {nto the air, and oh! I hit @ thmid passing bird T expreaal Tenet ing. But you have been I never True Courtesy. HE Mayor of a Frenoh town had, in aecomance With the regula- tions, to make out a passport for a rich and Nighly respectable lady of his who, In spite of a alight t, was very vain of her per-; but one of them miss- Twenty-four is an excellent aj marriage. “L, M." writes: "T have been married @ year, and my misband doesn't seem to care for me as much as he did, Shall I stay with him, or go back to my father’s house? Think carefully before you make any faah Move, Are you sure you are mak- Ing your husband a good wife? Take Him Back. “8. @&" weites! “A certain young man was attentive to me and then I thought 1 Itked fome one else better, wo he with- drew to give\the other fellow a chance, Now I want the first man back, and he wants to come back, Would It be nified to make up?” Tt would be sensible—and the sooner the better “Te, Hf." writes quarrellod with & young man because he was jealous, But I ked him very much and went naif way toward reconciliation, He did the same. Was I wrong to do my share of the m&Rihg-up?" No, only I am afraid you won't find | Point of Etiquette. “K, M." writes: “When @ young man takes a girl to dine in e restevrant who does the ordering?” The gontleman, after he has asked the young lady to express her preter. es. “8, TL." writes young man has paid me numerous attentions for several months, In appreciation of hie kindness, would It be proper for me to sive Rem a birthday prevond and whet?” It would be pruper, although net gee: ensary, to make @ etmphe gift; such ae @ book, it dey communities." ‘That artow w idle word nce. His native pollteness| —_— our parent 3 Geraemaure, ond overheard Prompted him to gloss over the defest,| “Vs N." Wettes: "Would tt deal right] une slogen of the, convention, was Henn ee ee aeent | sad ofar & momenta Reeieeton sl 82 Si gcld opel tf Satter suit all young, Some must needs have Ak,-me! the cruel shaft I sent wrote among thé Items of personal Of ® @old one? I know the latter te oue- inns mas pita Base Without the least unkind intent! description: “Eyen dark, beautiful, ten- tomary, but I prefer platinum, the soft light of home, while othere Your any material you wih for! | lasting happiness with a Jealous lover, | », edding ring may be made of |b! tne boys country—the| Py grandfathern of to-| Re morrow—-w411_ be| sopHie IRENE Meard to My, “The Loss when father making the Ufe business. last time I hoed tha potato paten at school the teacher, &c." OF grand- mother will say, “I remember well the day when I got the recipe of chocola' pudding mixed up with the potato souffle and how the teacher, & | For the gonetal tone of the fiftieth @nnual convention in Chicago of the National Education Assoctation proves that the above cherished early funda- mentale have served thetr usefulness and must be passed up with the snows of yesterday, let the cynic wail and the pessl- hin teoth; yet promtess moves nd we are learning to live, us rand right in the schoo! days, too. Said President Pierce: "With the tremendous changes that have eome into our Industrial Ufe, with the continued clustering together of our people into the olties, we still main- tain too largely @ school curriculum formed under conditions which have od away; conditions which, for a vaat proportion of our poople, no longer exist; and our programme of terms and vacation smacke still of the rural com- munity, though an ever-increasing horde of our people dwell in towns, “We have thus placed upon us the responsibility for recognising = changed conditions and for 90 recast- ing the eubjocts of study in the schools, our dally an@ weekly programme of achool exercises, and our arrangement of school terme and vacation, as to meet the changed conditions tn which we ilve, It te for us to bring back the schools to such touch with life that the school may meet the conditions of knock with Thu oF guardlane ¢) of ACTIVITY, us! To ft the {needs the thing! To wave the us to hold several pa: been Invented that maken (Af the othe is busy The Passing of the “Olden” School Days By Sophie Irene Loeb. No longer does each child VERY The Questi % Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), - Q stion of Age ND now tho readin’, ‘ritin’ and) It ty wise. en x writes: “Iam in love with & A ‘rithmetie days, together with| go through the same curriculum that in| i who is eight years older than the little red school house and|#randmother’s day was gone over and| schoolhouse And who cas gatre | fay that wo are not ving In @ big! ? The rural teach> later ofa are being taught gardening, plant- ing and reaping, that they may in turn teach these practical lessons to the boy t close to ‘Tho Mttle red schoothouse of spelling: of which ende: needed Josiah for the spring planting, evoluting toward bea the Burbank of The learnin' days are to be the PRACTICAL ones, At the #ame time in the crowded neo- tion Mary makes her graduating dress right in the schoolhouse, to coat but fifty cents; while 1ittle John learns how to put together a cupboard; |omch may take needle or hammer and | Proteed to sow the sor for living and beable to take @ hard that make some knowledge, ! Tt tn raid the London to an extra expense of $6 ally by reaon of the prevalence of fo; One gas company alone furnishes gai *1t Tm over a of $18, UI e City of metal fmaten It behooves the parent to let the good | work fo on in the home, and ao en- courage and afd Uncle Bam !n making practical citizen stuff. | 21). Odd Facts. H erient that he vas suf pata, tired mugttc who lounged mear by why asked tu the dog howted, quett But "ho i th Yet tt rm a 1 fo that ( Any person past the age of sixteen years who wishes to dance at Dodge City must pay the city $1 a year, city commissioners met not long Ago, MME OF something, and then ane'e fo an awful And paskod an ordinance providing for end maybe & Meense fee of $1 from all dancers, and further providing that no person under the age of sixteen can atiend a) dance unless accompanied by # parent Journal Btrong protest te being made tn South Australia agdnet the continual slaush-| ter of #uch rare Binds as tho thle, the ret, cranes and spoonbilis to mupply ugh: | uth Australia even more tten, and of grasshopper®, and Of the decline of tte | own satisfaction, ing birds that destroy multitude, mn together @ hi 000 eral eheets aver te put 000 annu- or if The|e pudding @ | vreaswou's “H the stranger's “Dows “im,” anid the tired owner, how,” queried the perslateng questioner, 0 Taxioeee make him how! ell, you woe,” anid the rural [yore dog! 48 altin” om ausne real We too ing to x) B% By Dwigs The Reason Why. F was a poge, miserable enrt wee Vor the dog waa howltoq and It wae only looking dog, and filled with pity, Mo be Tar lal 't make @ dog bowl, surety?” ial Uhe"factefont! cnet © S00 BOM er “Only lear.” tough off, 0 he just elte there aud 0 it hurts 90," Levis Post-Die- aorsebaiaeensce A Suggestion. toiners on tho street, want to ayeak bo a “Well, what ate A has been rest, 1d and ace if I cate, retailer stonyad one of Dis oldest eum be degan, UM of yours has be #0 eruel as to (mi Jon wolg to fe with itt? “1'm qolt 10 minke you @ sugg@tion, wooing for as jong oe y TE tit aay it Le tt stand (or a mouth or jevelaud iMain Dealer, Sa Artful Little Boy. time are comlug, poor mamma,” ‘Mump “Lowe ‘eekly ad 1 can't iatance, you Ragw; aul 1 Met * anid Ceorgie, think bow a ma.” ta everything all ready for bal e last minute abe heen't ang mined , Tame the ofen fs mil rredy, ‘4 wortes me awful trowle 1 give 4 they ace a god long sorry for Well, what can yon do ebowt 11 Gypntinn you might get me 8 Diereta— _ oor Absolutely Without Air. out ait’ “Quit fone kiditing. being com) of atr, fool, 1 cau prove “On ‘af a two, matoutes if ihe muphibions aniinal ean’ proved Mt 1 the upper Am 1 wae taken out alive, 10 Lent OW tong eae a buman being eniey witty “At least fone Woure,”* asking & plain anes 1 eapect & eetions acawer, ‘@ diving It 1 you. L hare ‘peored to my Aud very receutiy, that human four hours when’ absolutely de eiay wader water brea rode fow berth of @ sleeping ” Money. 667T74E mse we wominnte ot | tid @ doleghie, @@ poule, wil poms day | syle?" wae asked, to have ay Qaede oo ®,"''he Redd to go on to 22. 19.12 Wikti You + 1 FEEL ON ACCOUNT OF ‘Your THROWN6 AT PAR MARS APPLE of By Wells (Copymigtn, 1011, SyxoPes OF Masog Haworth, eet cover Bid hen te who area Ton we Se x) meeten eerie bee Be Bred imdattg® mrs ie CHAPTER XIX. (Cedtiaeed.) 4 Journey to the Countr; 8," I whispered to Ms. Lath: fop, “that 1s the man who married me. the man of the @eveath avenue saloon, the man who probebly me in the park.” ated backs "Ital yout what Pou do, - "'T tall you what you do, 'r, Faleworth, He’ turn around an fea us in @ moment. You just get the tickets and we'll go through. you couldn't do anythin him right here on the platform; baaiaes "you've | Rot your hands full of bags. @o, when we're through the gate, we'll separate a Nettle, and 7’ meet you up by the in- formation bureau at the Grab’ Central, If he sees you, you Just walt as if you didn't notioa, whon the train comes In, walt until almost the last moment, and then make a dash Yor the door. I'l manage, sqmehew, to get in his way. Oh, ne, I won't got hurt. ¢ know that I'm Iittlé, but I'm wiry, Then, you seq, T oan come along by the next train.” “But won't Re simply follow you then?" 1 protested. “Et don't Delleve oo,” said Mire, Ia- throp. "You see, he hasn't had a real goad look at me ye rm going to he in digguiae.”* She slipped one hand tn the pocket of her Jacket, and drew out and unfolded an enormous brown vat! in which ahe triumphantly awathed her head, “Just like Diok Turpin,” she whispered Parenthetically behind It. "Now, you walk @ little ahead and drop in the tickets, and act as ff you'd never seen me." Her sohome seemed reasonable enough, and certainly it was imperative that we give the slip to the Reverend Mr. Ste- vena, So, when our tickets had been Gropned into the hax, ¥ mtarted forward, carelessly and alone, to the miffte of the plattorm, leaving Mra. Lathrop to stand where we had entered neer ite farther end. I glanced at Stevens and naw that he was watching me. but, of course, let no stint of recognition show in my own face, When the train came in I waited « mo- ment, then meade for the nearest door- way; but T had waited quite long enovgh and an absent-minded, petated pas- wenger or mo borked the way. Over my shoulder T saw Mr. Stevens close behind me, 1 turned, therefore, as if I had changed my mind, and then, with @ sudden dash, f ran past Mrs. Lathrop toward the waiting door tn the firet car of the train. As J ran I could hear him behind me, and, passing Mra. the guard was alraad commencing to shut and stood for a second, aqueesed In the opening, looking back over the Diatform. The Rev, Stevens was lying flat on hin face, ft he had been struck by one of his own familiar weapons, an@ Mra Lathrop wee absolutely no- where to be seen, The guard jerked me through door angrily and slammed ft after ma, and In another moment the train began to mova And we bout strange disappearance of Mra, Lathrop. | 1 walked back into the car, to find hor | eltting calmly, divesting hereelf of her thing * tae." low on earth,” I whispered, drop- ping tnto the agat deside her, "4K you manage to do that? Mrs. Lathrop folded her veil It back fn her packet, In triumph ashe made but tittle effort to conceal. “You owe me a new umbret worth,” she sald, “Ebro! ing it between those long legs, You him rattle as he came down, pture telly ws, Mr, Bileworth, that an for an 674, 8 a@ wicked and byKone rule; but I don't know that {t says any- | thing anywhere @vout a rib for a rib, I can't fee forry about ‘2 uoky shat I managed to oq ‘door though, for if be ever had been able to get up again I guess he would h had me arrested, and you would heve Winferd ol) alone I would have got my picture in the paper, The Man inthe . Brown Derby Great Summer Story of New the find Common grea. >to them, [CANT Tete muCH PAIN cette York Hastings \rugkiog back common sense, ‘Are you just going for @ waik throwgid the town," he asked, “or ha definite Place In mind? ‘I thought I would go to ‘Gret.” I said, “T have a Write and mail and, i there to be had in town, we ehall ba | Dotlce of them there,” Suess you're righ Lathrop, and for again im etlence. ewe ‘The post-office we found, as expected, @ branch industry 1 eral store. I bought papers Velopes and, while Mrs, Lethi about and asked questions of Prietor, I eat down. by his of my liter from Nanoy, with Mr, Stevens, and our and dropped it sented Into the convenient mail 2 jet z s 2 zt HF; = iE 23k 3 i Hl j = it i i open-mouthed on ‘oy chute my side of the “Now you come right along, worth,” sald Mrs, Lathrop Kerr, finiwhed writing. “You eee,” she oat! tinued animatedy, when we left the store, “T know as much about the tewn. now as if I was the official guide, There {an't anybody can tell you ao much about folke as the village postreaster, especially since postal-cirde have gob 80 popular, This one te « pretty tive man, too, so that now I ly a8 much as he does, t “There {# @ eort of hotel a few farther on, but I don't think that w: belie A) ete, tree, ell I can out lent wi by much of except the cheap kind of traveltoanae that come to such Uttle places as and they're as tatkrtive as the maker. The way tiey eel) their {a to throw tn 9 free budget of that's happened In three “Tl lend you mine, You ean yourself down as John Lathrop, We'll tell them your my nephew. Tur adopt you as my nephew Hav} Sew, there won't de any ite ‘ty Te as “Thank you, Aunt Sally.” try to be a good nephew te you. matter of fact, I always have regret of @n aunt.” . very nice of you, John,” ealg Mrs, Lathrop, ‘Wo registered therefore ae Mrs. Lathrop and John Lathrop of Haven, Connecticut, a city we knew well enough to answer a have come to the right placed euld Mrs, Lathrop, a8 we got up trem the table. 2 very decent,” T answered, . the right town,” esata ‘op. “T thought I'é let you sa a ge John, t you, woe, my window just before I came i and there went that Dootot M Soo aan

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