The evening world. Newspaper, July 20, 1912, Page 9

The Evening World Daily Magazine, mf “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue? There Is a Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence L,, Cullen. Tm eat uP Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). | LOT of that “Inevitable” Stuff ie Imaginary! ‘The Salt of the Whimpering only Adds to the Sting of the Whaling! Our Jinx loves to have us Be- leve in bis Malev- olent Omnipo- tence! When we're Afraid to Take an Inventory of Ourselves, it's a Bign that we Know there's Sonve- bring Missing! ~CULLEN Some Men scem to be So Proud of the Fact that they're Quick-Tempered Phat they Brag Adout It, but their Wowed Little Wives keep Still The Cocky One who Thinks he's Going to have a Walk-Over doesn’t Get bnuch Sympathy when he's Walloped! That “Out of Condition” Stuff is Away Dut of Date—just Waltz to the Centre Bnd Bay you Done Got Licked! ) Thinking you're “Abused” 1s Bad Medicine at Best—but it's not Quite 0 Bad it you Take it out in Thinking! ‘The Wise Worm doesn't “Turn"—he ma. Possum to Keep from Getting rod on Some More! ‘The Time to Ask for a Kiss is After Qou Get Tt—and that Goes for the Game bf Life in General! {t's Hard to Convince the Moaner who “Has Seen Better Days” that One Day, is Good as Another! | Destiny Enjoys Dishing out Dents to) “Lord It!" The Man who's Afrald to Accept the Responsibility knows that he Doesn't Measure up to the Job! | In the Game of Poker there's a Psychological Moment for “Laying Down"—but there's No Such a Mo- ment in the Game of Life! Back your own Judgment if you Be- eve it's Good—but don’t Bleat if you Draw « Blank! ‘Taciturnity te the Armor of the Taet- | full The Difference between a Neiinquent and a Dedicient is that the Former. Knows the Rules but Refuses to Abide| by them. | Shun the Scrap—but HIT FIRST when | it's Thrust Upon You! Many 9 Winning Hand has béen Filed | from the Discard! | In his Heart of Hearts no Man ‘Woe- ders why he Doesn't Succeed’—Because he Knows! Habit loves to Batten on the “I-Am- Going-To-Quit-Some-Day” Man! ‘We Used to Spend a Lot of Perfectly Good Time in Envying our Mateys who! Lolled Back in Motor Cars—unti! we| Got One! Wo Fritter Away a Lot of vitants | Fighting the Phantoms of Our Own Fashioning! | 2 The Man in the Brown Derby + & (Copyright, 1911, SYNOPSIS 0 Masou Edlaworth, a young nuge “of blood Bo lie consent ‘Hond, Bobbs-Merrill Co,) Q CHAPTERS, ano! pied ipa} ‘uystedious, Inan who Brown ee being that their marriage Was i betformied by & Aegular clergyman, “they plan a second ceremon: Mavon gues ty Une nearest tox This return Nancy ag vata parently forgo letter of farewel Delioving she i cto Huckingbaan, n -man lod vol a atts Lathror! ct ‘Mason ahe is jute nk the older wouian preteuded Namy wi eau nk they, wore “taking her to urries to New 0 iuiater whi married Testing tie salvon, -Ai@son ie. sand 1 robbed, Later he teeta an eccentric néleinan natied “Ogiliy to whom “he tells nds him money for use iu strange emotion at letter from ‘show bee moe Guarded sanitarium Suse town rivate and, close! baa Winfoxs CHAPTER XVII. (Continued,) 1 Hear News, ¥ train did not Jeave until yine, Which gave me five huuis io Whatever preparativas 1 Wished; twice as iny me y as 4 needed ata ~ eee UME as 1 desired, barely hung up the telephone vell, rai @uawered ny } “There's a lady down here,” he sad wno's inquiring tor you. Wo you wise to see her?” | What is her * Lusked, he clerk laue ‘Anoth your m, sus friends, he eaid, “Sho juss wants to know it] you are here, and if sie can see you. Bhe says her nase doesn't VM admit she's quite | have her wailing an the parlor | ‘All rignt,” 2 replied; “Ll ve down | in _& minute.” She was so bonneted at dirst 1 didn. “Well, Mr. i: must say, you're a p “Why, it's Mrs, Lathrop!’ L cried, , “What on earth brings in mudden, silly hope, any new “I should Ot Thats why 1] came in. 1 ¢ sleep a wink for | thinking about you and chat young lad and 1 jooked'all ‘ais morning for a tele | Brain or something from you, ‘Phen 1 Just locked up the house and started for | New York. i's kind of been borne in on my mind that 1 was a pretty big fo@l to let those rascals fool me, It's| bad enough for w Soman iv fool » * thing was going woman, but when a man can do it, too, it 1» time she was doing something about it. I argued it out to myself that if they were slick enough to fool me, you'd be a baby to them, “Oh, I know, all you men think you're awfully independent and clever and all that, and I suppose you feel hurt at my speaking so plainly; but you all were babies once, you know, and you never seem to get over It the way the Dables do, Why, Adam would have never found the spunk to get out of that baby kindergarten Eden place to @ real Interesting world where some- on and folks wore e grownups, unlese Eve had clothes put him up to !t, So here f am, and here I until we find out something, Hi hing happened already?" * T sald, "a good dea! has hap- pened, Just a few minutes ago I got @ letter from my wife; so that now IL know where she is, and I am going to start there to-night.” Mrs. Lathrop took off her shawl end tossed it into ® chat, “ALL right," she satd, we have to start?” “Wer “What ume do I repeated. When I said T was here to nt mean at this hotel, I , right on this Job." Mrs, Lathrop,” I protested, “‘T how that Is possible, In the place Ht Is dangers in the sec- “But, don't see firnt RF My ENERGY: ! THERE MUST Baw-w GONNA GIT GOSH OANG™ I(T ie HERE 1M WASTING ALL Ber little basket party in the pines was declared by all her friends @ ripping success, Bhe thought ao, too, until her thoughts wandered Saturday, July 20, 1912 CRITTER YA ye Paster THE CHD Witt YA! (m= T by The Pies Pap (The'New York World.) back home to Bob, isl alone. 2.--THE Fema | Bessie’s Vacation Be {es4 % {2 Great verges Story of New York vt They made her so unhappy, as she pictured him ew “Ee AN ME COME aay To TURN THAT FLIP TLAR Hud PY e. oe ae a 9m a o ’ oh ——— am aA | > aihy « Hunger of a Prince. we otne tee cite) N ENGLISH actor was a member of | alibi, Ham!” company snowbound in the Bisrrse while “1 guess Toca." engerie rejoined the enapect, en route ft Cn tl f it ain't any hy lea Vahson WHO's GOERS 5, g ag Wh! ct oa ty coop bai ” PENSYP ACKER, discwonng a Vhiledelpaie, said wite the sari " eres, “i head yt the dink jueintence mine vend ert gt ie rete gare ee ere 0h, tah tea bend te ster "Bees, Beew ‘Gougratlate wet | am the beppleet taem PA Prince of ooked at hm dou tity, a. Gat Caged, married of divorced!’ 1 asked.” — When the Worm Turned. | Wemscs's: bh . Lager ar cae ‘NSA 8 Be Si one be finnly, She approsaned jure of Result. close to bie side, Ader eres biased into RNATOR Ms eg =f ont i ad her lige an ’ attacked b , i a) free! ,, 70a dread It, & = be was a caniidate for re-election ar “I refuse utterly! Buch @ thing i veworthy | Q cinumernnciel feta of rod happen 108 for & man of pride and honor to undertake!” be | him im the County Coneention the ment dan? fm repented, drawing beck trom kee as from © WRIP | THe Ves 49 wuecitic suet ‘my taisi inet be” desk, femioded me of @ story,’ sald the senator, “A sf oh foremost eitizen fo @ small town had am attach of Appendicitis, The editor heart the report % Barriedly imede au iteu of 1, which he printed i ‘Our eieewed Tellow-citizen, Jamon si to desperation, Her voice broke with paston snd ohe cle ta fo oud, angry tone: “William Tomphide if P g rast {say and go pee shuse,peusioes Strouse you'll go to. bed without aay dinner’ Puck, The Spirit of Yachting. PLS te foed_ weather for Medt “T ea a \terranese a. St the, New "York Yash Olek (ome of oat finest “boats are, now crusing 48 the blue waters, “How fine end lururions yachte hare becwmer®, Mr, Cormack esumed. “In the pes it ware't Sat Se” £ Se. yely took the piace of lusuey Snee ti home and arena bp eotradve ead an ee jan Francisco recently when off of them mien, 300 know, wah eaee feahed’ by 6 young lady for the defiuition ofa, eet yeitwell, soy dear young lely, 0 yacht le any od my en wigs tub with e toltle_ of champegwe on board =~ Hivtadurgh Ganette-Times, He Translated It. vigoro “How are you Burbank? Inquired efuively, WW ust miracle soceet," replied the expert, 1 don't mind telling you, J'm graftieg milhweed ou sogetant.” see, Custard’ —Baturda atin he HE general manager of the Raltimore ana 0% TRaliroed was tidine te @ a trelgnt engine " Too Easy! on the Cumberland division of thas read a 5000 iy abort time ago, ‘The train was a hearty one, made ARSON WHITE'S precautionary measure of | up of relrigerator care loaded with the mesioaie P protecting his chicken coop with chified | tonnage for the engine. As they approached @ weed bi was futile, for that very might engineer leaved over to the fireman and | tour more of his os Leghorns isa: d talowpot! Warm ber Jeating the severed b the ‘only rate on 8 het so she" be katiad | erie Ie per thaet ™ Moworer, "Me "oneptesoes | on tabe tne big Uip fat the ‘ pointed toward “Wl you kindly translate tuat for met” eeted | . ba i seceding be. * said the engineer, “I told him.te so she'll raazle-dazale the fone can file an abt 17 ot lm ot i + = t By Wells re pee w | | ond place I am going away up in the arguing on her side, touched a i sald Mra, Lathrop, “Don't you "Now this, e continued, “is of aome case you didn't happen to have.” Mr. Ellsworth, and tell me about how northern part of ie Stata". ° waole-hearted interest, and, in ‘of go wasting your mice any of Whose use and doesn't ever get you into any 1 stretched out imy hand to her, “I nm ri andbagge “Well, what of it? I didn't expect to MY better judgment, pleased at ome ailly detectives, I had a cousin once trouble. You see, it look» like a re- can not see,” I sald, “why you are so So over the teacups I told the story ait hers in New York and twiddle my Prospect of ‘companionship. i Who hired one of them to detect who Volver afd so doos all the scaring Kind to me, why you are upsetting your Of iy recent adventures (uot without thumbs, I'm mostly a stay-at-home "Very well,” 1 said at length, “YOU stole a silver tea-pot. And he detected necessary when there's any scaring to life and throwing yourself into auch a some shame for the parc t had played. eq body, Ellsworth, but’ when I do c&n come." ; » Stound for & couplo of weeks, and after be done: and when you have to shoot, doubtful Adventure for me; but God Jn then), to this litte, bind-tike woman, f start’ out ‘anywhere { generally go ail Mra. Lathrop aniffed. ‘Thank you." he'd accused the cook, who had been !t shoots; but ix doesn't go making bless you for it, all the samé, Who, but for the matter of a kind heart, the way, You can't acare me with she sald; “I wae going to do that any- with her twenty years, he got mi 4 holes in people that you can’t undo, It's “Oh, well, Mr. Mllsworth, somehow vex dod a century or so, might hw oe ‘dangers.’ What do you mean by ft?" | BOW.” oa, Met In a bill that would have Maybe you I've sort of taken to you," ele auld, been galloping away with the time “S* I replied, “T wae sandbaggea “But.” I went on, & utde Sisconsry 1 S Whole tea-set, and wald the thief had 4-1 quite Jost my heart to that poor piece of ihe outraged head of w corrupe 4 yeaterday, for instance,” “L want you fully to realise that 1 probably meited it up. My cousin got young lady, Th too, I want to wet 4 ipal governinent, Mrs, Lathrop folded her hands de- really think you may run dnto 60M® go worked up about it that she looked even with that doctor and that nurse, “$4 danger. 1 know this is @ queer thing over the houxe again herrelf, 1 don't suppose you'd believe it, but It's CHAPTER XIX. That's enough," : “it's even to say In these modern times of ours, tho tea-pot shoved back on where on its inal wo; I get awful tlred of living the ss alae “he than 1 expected. Perhaps you Dut it has been proved to me already shelf. ‘Tho: are just @ wante with water, or alone with notht : A Journey to the Country. ” + young man, that that would that an unscrupulous man fighting for of money. and I can’t find out one reason 1 ren IW sald Mrs. 1 , v appened if I had been alon, his dest feeling himself above anything that needa to be found out 4 new face once We bards I Jaughed; for she looked so much owl use nsxpected nobody can, What's your other errand? Jan't what you'd © S86 COWn at Sone Mke a Puffing, ferce, iittle bind. eapons, Of cour: T gave up the d ly an exciting life, aren't going to say a thing “+ jy one l hat's a man’s anhwer,” Yon col I shall do my best to cae nt, as L felt re The . ‘Sarah Lathro int om abeuh ae ou always laugh whe 1 — we to do, haven't ‘anything to sass but itp on "Protect Mddlesticke,"" said Mrs, Lath. fy other erran “Is to buy heard him roar & chance for you to get right out Where eite get I gay Plain as the nose on your face that TOR; “you just t me off your mind @ good revolver.” throp com. 1 suppose he thought things ace doing, and travel are aw entirely wut of o ieuds, BU we are you need to be taken care of. Now the protecting that's nted decisivgly, “Land ky you he had heen blinded for Jt stops Hitio and Ket over the Adgets, If f was Bein’ to Ly iu ui We cat, Lette t don't argue about {t, for I'm coming song to be di look strong efough to take care” of then every time, Mr. Bilaworth, aud & man, Mr, Ellsworth, T somottines « resth are the on an si along and ¢ all there ts to !t, if "Very well,’ £ Iaughed, “I merely yourself without ove: afd a revolver ta that's all you Jota gun” afraid that 1 might have been @ WIEN Wien you a, ¥ tk abouk you think I'm going to ait there at Wanted to warn you, Now, Mra, Lath: « dreadful temptation. A body wets ‘The idea was so original and so way robber, L do get so tired of just \), YOU ate eating, 1 always held home, doing nothing but worry myself rop, I have an errand do, or rather pushed in a corner, or gets mad or while that Mrs. Lathrop rose atl the same (hing every day, Bt While youre ne & goed into & nervous breakdown, you're very @ couple of errands, Would you rather something, especially if he happens ta in the Mlgh place she held In my = “Saugh if you lke,” said Mra, Las “inner ac a vives Uw rst com much mistaken.” wait for me here, or would you rather be « young man like you, and the frat extinutior throp, “and I do suppose t's fuuny, but #iteration, it awe very ofien, either. I was puzzled. Tier proposal, al- come along thing he knows he has gone and shot "Lam quite convinced, Mra. Lathrop, all the same tt must be pretty pleasant that baie an tian nq though tt seen wed mo ausolutely impos. ML wor rather fone along, Just commenced, 1 suid, ‘L wee that I am Ww be under to xo Kalloping duwn the road in &@ 4 New rora ne nei Dees sible, was made with such force and Mra, Lathrop, "What are y« » kind T carry,” ver sod protection.” Diack mask wh swords and knives , ces aa determination that, as @ matter of fact, rands? Before iny amused eyes ale feached ‘aire’ sath led, “E suppose you and pistols all over you, and the Lord fl? mabe tae I really was at a loss for a reply. And ‘I thought in the first place that T for @ stnail travellng-bag, opened tt, me tha t you must wait Mayor's waten In your pocket, and the “Nee tue 4 the more I thought, the less tmposs! would look up a detective agency and and took out what seemed to me @ very * 1 all mon King’s soldiers beating the Woods for * ‘ {t seemed, and I found myself secretly get one of thelr men to help us.” ferviceable revolve 1 T have b at si you. Supp tink for so: tea, lea iy as ‘ < BE SAY! 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Twas tole opi jowlng one of (hem wia my eyes, whey abruptly Mrs. Lathrop pnched my arm, and 1 looked up to see the gaunt form of the Rev, Mr, Stevens, Ee stood almost \* with his back to us, anxiously scanaing the platform, Aft onising me- ment he moved forward. | (To Be Continued.) ‘ ’ 5 a |