The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1912, Page 15

OH WELL 1 Guess THis OUTFIT 19 ALL RIGHT FOR THiS SYLVAN SOMITY 178 MORE ELABORATE AT. j THE ONG J USED J) HI Lo Doo! e's AFTER , THOSE SANDWICHES The, INMY PANTS > The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, July 18. Re ‘‘S’Matter, Pop?”’ o B 5 Bos You BEAST Youut NEVER GET AWAY WITH THEM PANTS. JASE You TILL MSDAY! -I-1-1!¢ on AT THAT PocneT GIT GIEDIE, THERE ANS EVERY WHERE. BY EvBrRvyDBovw QUAL SUFFRAGE had arrived. . Women were wearing trousers. There was a long line at the box offi: When They ry 1a { Vote. Groutch, PPAR ARARAA AN, women don’t have * to fuddle around with a handbag now- a4: and ki Watch," tersely remarked Mr, Sin- nick, A woman approached, picked out a couple of seats and put her hand in he pocket. fumbled about @ bit for the money. Then she removed one powder puff, one bit of chamols skin, one package powdered rice, on one thimble, one vial smelling one card case, seven hairpins, eleven buttons, three peppermint wafers and a Bove hook. Then she paused. Then she turned her pocket wrong side out. It was empty. Then shedearamengeteea turned each article separately, After this was done she smiled blandly, “How stupid of me,” she said, member now I put other trousers pocket. T= ‘T ree y monéy in ny “What change takes place when water freczes, Willic?" “The coal man calls instead of the ice man.” ing or fishing allowed here,” didn't keep Mttle. Tommy Lewis from crawling under the fence. ‘Tommy sneaked along the ravine, fishing po! in one hand and a of Hatt in another, says! the Kansas City Times. Finally he came to a! Place Where a large cottonwood tree was growing. | After casting an eye in every direction and satis- fying himself that the farmer was not in si he began to unrayel his {Ine He Was just Ing his hook when th rer Appeared. “Didn't you read that sign on the farmer asked. I did," said Tommy, “and I aint fishin’ t learning this Iitle worm to swim.”” T™ sign on Farmer Jones’ place, “No hunt- rm ju “Your wife says they kept you alive at the hospital for a week just on wAtskey?” “Yep, but what was the good? I was unconscious all the time." ‘F was & street car conductor's duties in the I church of which he was a member to take up the collection one day, and, as it happened, his first experience of such duties. He was @ Mttle nervous an he started down the centre alste. ‘There were several ohildren in the first pew, ana each pur in @ penny, says Tit-Bits. The people in the next pew also contributed some- ing. A Og glum fellow ‘The new collector passed him the pi man shook his head. ‘Thereupon the conductor stopped, put up his hand as if to jerk the bell cord, and said. “Well, you'll have to get off.” it alone in the third pew. ‘but the “Why didn't you Rre young Wiggins? He's full of possibilities,” “I don't doubt it, but I'm looking for some one with few possibilities,” “He'll never set the river afite?” D” you ever hear the expression® Naturally, Do you know how It started? No? Here What it is the ortgin, In olden days Means. was sifted by hand pan ee known as a “temse.” When a very energetic man 4!4 the sifting he often rubbed the sieve so violently against the receptacle for the grain an to set fire to the wooden hoop of the temse. It used to be sald of @ lazy man: “He'll never set’ the temse afire.” People hearing this sup- posed that word ‘“temse” was the “Thames,” and, believing the expression _ referred to the river Thames, they grad- _ .. Some Day--(Maybe) .’. | BELIEVE, AND ALWAYS aber BELIEVE IN THE PULAR ELECTION OF OUR SENATORESSES WE Stourd ALL SERIOUS THOUGHT, WHY NELLIE, ITS SIMPLY AWFUL! THE COUNTRY GOING ToTHE DOGS POLITICALLY ! By Wells (Copyright, 1011, by Bobbe. Merrill Co.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING OMAPTERS. tw Mason goes tc Rearest_ town to On te teturn Naney has vanished, lear forged. lett i parentty of farewell fealty bafotg i woman and « Mra, DEMANDS THAT WE— WHATS THE MATTER? NOW HERE,NELLIE, WANT, TOU NASTY Lal Intereet Im the CHAPTER XVI. (Comtinued,) We Hold Conference. / STATS 0," the off gentleman | | | siehed; “where are you going eorentric old tells his Son Ontte shows oka Rarrative, to wet it? For that matter, Mr, Ellsworth, don't you think this fan pretty hopeless search? Even if you could find Miss Bond—or shall we call her Mrs. Pilsworth—would she care to return with you, og, even should she return, would it be tly to your vantage? Could she have disappeared, do you think, without some connivance, or at least « certain acqui- eacence, of her own?) What makes you belleve that she did not @ of her own accord, that ld not really write the note you say you found, that even should you find her, she would be willing to return?” “Because, Mr. Ogilby,” I said, “be- cause I love her more than anything else in the world, and because she has told me that she loves me.” “Do you think that that 1s a 054 rea- sont” he asked. “Don't your The old gentleman got up from his chair and leaned over me, putting both hands on my “T think, Mr. Ellsworth,’ he anid, “that {t's the very finest reason In th | world, and I think, too, that you're « | man after my own heart.” { He straightened up and paced the room with nervous strides, sinking finally Into his chatr again, of us mat in | silence, The Mino bird, ati! wet, came in from the next room and bopped up 1 plumage on the One of the canaries trMled into oft Ittle undertone of song. said the old gentioman at inst, man after my qwn heart," and blew hia nose violently. T could make no answer. His sym- pathy was grateful to me, but, after all, I had only told my story to an {old eccentrio, who lived at the top of a tenement house and played at studying } the world. | the Bond! ian unles “Geel “Never mind, old man, youl” 1 Just lost a twenty-dollar biill” Your tailor wiil make out another one for “| suppose they ask a lot for the rent of this studio, old man?” “Yes. They asked me seven times last week!” {How Not to Grow Old (-ai¢t#s;) By Sophie Irene Loeb Onsen If you choose to be « hardened old “Ww ell,” sald the old “here I've been letting you worry, You must ‘forgive me. | You | must hear this new Caruso record. [ | find the phonograph very soothini | 1 smiled weakly in. my dtsappoint- something od ment and made as if to get my hat, t DIB- tut he waved me back, are) “1 won't be a moment,” he sald, the world owes you ready to battle with any one ¢) lasting wail that| UTIs the fact, of cour vod sixty-five children, Mra. th youth, sf blood, “Tam as old ay hatre other of t Tizabeth Berlo of ye ually changed the word “temse” to “river.” You have heard the phrase “not worth a tinker’s dm." ‘That ian't profanity, A tink ‘dam was the Mttle mound of pressed bread or dough that tinkérs used to put around a hole or joint they were mending. When the work was aver the bits of bread were useless, They were worth nothing, Hence, a useless thing was #ald to bo “not worth a Unker's dam." Odd Facts. three times as large as the en- rollment at Yale. cture has er 4 the United State: one, now this country leads Swe World ia this Industry, “1' a mas spots anything remarkable vut # woman's dress, nine times out ter «t 1s something that annoys tim; hw, merely considers her well dressed, ee effect as @ whole Is enough for him, and details are superfious."-Clouds, by Charles Iggiesden. The t be considered as one of the miracles o: nature, belng at once the organ of res Piration, as well as the tnstrument by which the animal supplies itself with food, Nearly elght feet in length, en- dowed with exquistte sensibility, and stout tn proportion to the massive size of the antral, tie organ will uproot trees or guthe? grass, raise s piece of dead, Mrs, Lulu Day, of Oakland, Ca¥.,| artimery or take’ up a nét, kills man or and Claude Fitzgerald, an auditor for| brush off a fly, the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific — i rafiway, met suddeniy at the Union! xiiss Mabel Bogrdnian: of tho Red depot recently. The two are brother) Cross is working fér the erection of a aud sister, but hed been separated for} bullding in Washington to commemo- more than tweuty years.—Kansas City/rate the services and sacrifices of the Each believing that the other was Journal, re ss ‘Women of the civil w: ‘The Present “ — is to have this building’cost about ‘The Vnivereity of Berlin has a mudent! $600,000, ee es a ite area ett tT ’ of 9.800, which ts approxi. k of the elephant may Justly | Edgewater, N. J. - going to get old and “get tt good and! The record once going, he went into swam along and| vulek, too.” fe droom again, leaving me alone to | s T ny disappointment and the delights of across the Hud-| Th D , d S The people who live in the past and| My disappointmen apreee SR Ue e Day’s Goo COTLSS fF anine Becice “vem wan tne nappy | the Dhnmorragh, Treat with my face tance of four and Jaya" have @ lite morteage on the |Uuried In my kloved handa try} q a half miles, in , great minds of the centuries hate gone-hys for which they pay exorbitant / Me aha nme ae forty-five minutes| Would Be Satisfied Then. yest AML that science and interest, and are labelled the “hag: |, fake Eee cee and o in a LAWYER tells the following of « Judge sacs beens” of the every love triumphant, and as the hundred yards in who in hls day was an advocate of lem: dy for the future, There! The milionaire has no more ADVAN. | died away there came a soft s | perance in eating, in drinking, in the Ff oR ris od FL a re ome 8 advance of her >in all things, PY see TAGH in holding back Father Time Asa ile: wen ne daughter 1" "some of those back numbers at home will! means may get him m eanune and he, ta . ringing, Keery te | aie nip and take notice when I get off the train in ‘ould not hear to interr t At the same f youre you wet | tow pannies shirt eult of minel'-Chicagy | More ease; but If his tal atticud 1, you have ‘work before time Schumann. the next mori pale and tired; you yd t ard all of tt Is that of agedness he work before we'd ee vin | eat aything--you. fuel quip. down nite or tea | POR ce : | store SEE AC Heink is direct swe of waler, DO sop drinking, dear, 1 know aren has ttle or no advantage over you r be setting abo on the the ¢ s bad for yo," Not Contagious. and me. A ecal anil while “making |. “Hut all great men have heen drinking 0 substantiate this, look to the her several cht k ‘But All greet men here been drinking | ye children in the neiahne | ‘To Kubstantiate this, look to t just at 4008" on the stage of & Not fear et Charles Lamb, look es dlertd * and | tistics in. the o of Be tae aH | ee Pe amen s Mean igre’ la wife, yon just pram ae eae tag (5 SARE avid ‘ ; e ye ol lea hha risk in) i youre he work very small percentage tw ” 4 ahe sald: “The good old days aro not | west. and 1 ea, Sound @mong.the rich oe | CHAPTER XVI. to be COMPARED with the # | a 2 So that money is not the prime meana | The Sinews of War. days of now.” And she has expert-| How Long , fal Me mother lof retaining YOUTH, It t® your own BUHANICALLY 1 picked up enced both, A gray halred business HIS ‘9 Mrs, Forber-Robertaun 1 atest Ts siaces toon." iba tootiad ai or ww of things. You recognize at once the money and counted It wonan yesterday sald to me: IT otis sav rguing ond ag ee ee pera Meat | he ma who le getting old, > He te the over, There were ten bille “Now look at me. What would have | wii her uel, eed whee ane hod finbhet be rate paral | fellow who throws cold water an every OF ode hudéred dollite enol, heen my position a few years ago? In| taiti “Dian yo" ak og A Rare One, [ting dat wom'd tent to JOYOUENIS Miley tn Met dollne bitte and Bro the back parior with the knitting | OR4 Lge ee AEN the Overe Club we for |the so-called “ktll-Jjoy!" ite FeOrs | vention Two thousand dollars had needles, perchance making my home| ,., wil. nies’ she aremmed, 'l'se gavns be She Terr mertori7 count tet, be he boy or man. Life is|Gropped from the skies, aa it were, replete with many things to keep youth ever present YOU ARE JUST AS OLD with some kindly disposed relative, As {t 1s, keeping up my energy, I may en- ter any regular business or make a dis- into my lap. “But—but, all this money. | “can not take It 1s @ large sum, re Wemap's Bowe 0 The Graduate. As YOU VE, the 0 ho | tinct path interesting and lucrative. PUES soaiine ree ee oomplotet | 7 ane woman Tower! iiNK YOU ARH. Mrs. Hopkina|sreater than I shall need. or re- And there you are! As to un Bee her, with ber dimpled chin resting | jaye, “I owe my ninety-three years of | PAY . there Isn't any. It rests with the IN. |”, ‘he hollow af her whe nalm, gasing out | Lkom con sing she | life to one motto: ‘Don't worry.’ " sunt Oaiiby hoot ler hand’ vigor TMVEDUAL One has but to go into |" What problems may abe now be solving? 1 eres sess tent semmartablo, Mast.eames ohe| KBP THE Mist YOUNG AND[ UR th various shops, factories and officen| What miguty movement fer the uplift of he | hink'fiey tanning ck sn eee Viv WiLL BEM FATHER TIME Rt: iF. worst: epuen teen pe see the gray aired women, alive "pack ot'ber ase Ube zeus of study and apgiios | le0d Flais' Deslem awars 4 The Man in the Brown Derby of Great Sammer Story of New York " confide Hastings you cannot possibly tell how you will n As far as repaying goes, we can talk about that when time comes. I am asking you to give me No note or receipt, so you see that {if you wish you can repudiate your debt altogether.” I flushed, I suppose, for he added quickly, “Oh, I know that you will not, nor did I mean to imply any such thing. T simply want you to feel that the money Is yours to use or do with as you like, and that (although you understand this fe in co) there is plenty more where it came from. J have Ellsworth, but Iam, or want to be, a than that. Philosophy, said and done, ts a pretty nd to touch the ‘world, with. 1} very well to atarid adie Wha theorize; but I, for one, cannot regiet on occasion plunging my hand tnto life's pasty. This money is not a gift but an investment, and I am imposing one condition on you in offering it.” “Condition?” I asked. “Yes,” sald Mr. Ogtlby, hin mifa Bue eyes fixed seriously upon me, “a eon- dition. I want you to keep In touch with me, to let me know how your search prospers, I want to be—what ts it the boys call it nowada in on game. Your condition ts a very easy one.” T sald, “and Tam going to accept It and the money too, Mr. Ogliby. I am taking it, you understand, as a low ut have told you my circumstances, ao that you understand how distant the prospect in of my being able to repay tt, should 1 he forced to spend the entire sum," Mr. Ogtiby laughed. “Don't you think. Mr, Elisworth,” he said, “that with your wife, your love and your future happt- ness at stake, you are carrying scruple & little too far in wondering whether, 1 y competent? 4 stopped his pacing of the.ro6m #aid this, and stood tooking down @ little twinkle in the mild, blue eyes. were no correct and ao unexpected that I found mypelf unable to answer. “Come, air.” said Mr. Ogilby, “you understand what I mean, and that what I say I mean tn good part. It is the Privilege of age, my doy, to speak its mind out. Adv all that It has t “It im a bugle call 1 doubt, air, if 1 shalt that T am deaf to t echo of youth Whatever happened, at your age, the arent wall of China should not stop me; and if I needed money to find my love could get it in no other way, I should take the firat money that came to hand, with or without the consent of its owner, You have apirtt enough, Ill warrant, but you have not lived ‘tong enough to see the relative value of things. you'll be ab! vital thing is that you have it.” ‘L know that your philosophy #1 1 laughed, are preaching vei you are right In you “Well,” said the old are you going to do nex! have the sinews of war?” You're quite sure,” I sald, “that you can’t tell me who the man in the brown derby 18? 1 cannot help feeling that you know; and tf you do know, for the life of me I can't see why you shouldn't tell."* “Don't you think,” he sald, almost de. fenaively, “that T have done something for you already? I'l admit that I'm pretty sure who this Dr, Morrison Je, and perhaps some day I may tell you; but not to-day, Really, I don't feel that I could tell you today. You'll have to “what now that you take my word for ft that I would Hit» to, Besides, ft shouldn't be such very hard work for you to find out for yours wolf, that Would be better—very very much better Indeed, Hilsworth, { net only 4 repay my money but 1 should be obliged to you could manage to forget where tt q t, to make It 9 secret between Us if he is the od points. He ad only and so that, but for your own netances, I would not for do anything that In any Way alnet him, He's ver, dreadfully clever, T should @ tremely making an enemy of him, a0 that I must beg you to be very care ful.” “AM right, Mr, Ggilby," I said, “you may depend upon it that when = fing Dr. Morrison I shal) mention. either you nor this money,” vt No one must know about ft “ho one," he anid. “Do you suppose,” f asked, “that if I could find him, Ephraim Bond could oF would help me?" ‘Tm not su he eald, “but I) not think oo. Tf you take ony. advice. sow keep away from him." He got up and, putting his hand on my shoulder, leaned close to my ear, “T Rave sometimes thotght," ye whispered, that that mam was (he dévil incarnate.” (To By Continued Both judgment and ¢ingnosts