The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1912, Page 11

AN 8CRIB got invited to the Mis- onary Tea Friday beeause he always tips his hat when he meets his wife on the str [ow PD eee, The Hedgeville j ede dt i Miss Pataun says that the young, men here all perfect gentlemen be- cause when she goes out with any of them they never kiss her against her will, 4 “Old Fork says he has a housekeeper now who can m! everything in half the time that his wife can, Eke Reynolds says that he doesn’t ‘want to call his neighbors any unkind names, but he thinks Mrs, Derks is en- titled to nine lives. ‘When Roy Harsh does @ good act he talks about it @o much that nobody else has @ chance to praise him. “That little woman in black over there says her husband is an angel.” “Why, that's aot strange, Ghe's in mourning for him.” 667 WANT my heir out, and no talk,” said a ‘ I 2%5-pound man with en I-own-the-earth air as he walked into a Manchester barber's shop end est down. “The commenced the man in the epron. “No tatk, f tell yout” shouted the heavy man. “Just @ plain haircut. I've read all the papers and don’t want any news. Stat cight away now! orenen, The mann the apron obeyed. i) ‘When he had finished, says London Ideas, the man who knew everything rose from the chair and surveyed himself in the glass, “Great Scott!” he exclaimed. “It's really true, then? You barbers can’t do your work properly unless you talk?’ “I don’t know,” eaid the man in the apron, quietly, “You must ask the barber, He'll de in Presently. I'm the giazfer from next door.” — —_— Ld “Think,” sald the preacher, “of the golden pavements of Heaven, of the pearly gates, the jewelled dicdems, the”—— “With coal the price it is now I betcher it cost more to fit up the other @lace,” interrupted the pessimist, Ps UTHER BURBANK, the plant wizard, die + missed with @ Jest, at @ spring luncheon tn : Los Angeles, a somewhat overwhelming \ mpliment, says the Philadelphia Time: GReoReiny,” he said, “I hardly deserve such @ } j (MBbipliment as that, Even if [ could do what MAP comic actor proposed, I'd hardly deserve comic actor, you know, was talking about spring planting that was under way tn his burban home. “7 propose,’ he sald, ‘to plant ontons with my the idea belng tt the ontons’ tear- work on the potatoes plants to irrigate them- ere will ‘yen, and thus oo ‘gtives.’” “Is the clock going in there, Mary?” * “No mum, {t's gone. I just knocked it offen the mantel.” « RE you superstitious? Most peo- * . A ple are, Do you know how gome : of the superstitions started? They date back How Superstition } * #004 pid Po centuries, For instance, the Egyptians wor- shipped Ists, the moon goddess, When the new moon rose they bowed to it over the right shoulder, Hence the be- Het that to see the new moon over the right shoulder ‘rings luck. Do you knock wood three times when you have said something rash? That custom originated from (he three hammer blows on the Cross, whose repetition ‘Was supposed to “scare sway the devil.” Do you say "Bless you!" when some- body sneezes? A snooze used to be re- garded as an omen, or portent. And, to make {t a good omen, the ancients used to call down Dlessings on the eneezer. Snapping the fingers when throwing dice is sald to have been orig- {nally a gesture to invoke the ala of some favorite deity in behalf of the gambler, 4 A Smuggling Game. FMALIAN custom house oMctals have| not be arrested, The contraband goods just discovered a large contraband] consisted chiefly of saccharine, sugar company, with headquarters in Milan] and Swiss watches, which’ were smug- fan Incerne, which regularly pays divi-| gied acroas the frontier In trucks with dend’s secretly and whose fleld of opera-| the connivance of several railway em- tlon e&ktends across a large tract of the | ployees, wlss-Itallan frontier, from the shores pene REE Vhs of Lake Maggiore up to Lugano, says IN SWAGGER CIRCLES. the, london Standard, Over one thou-| They were rehearsing for a fashioa- persons are involved in the opera-| able wedding. nd there have been many ar-| “At this point you klas the bride.’* ome, “aus recently, though a number of| “Yes.” : implicated have escaped from] “And here you emash' a camera, { aly by crossing the frontier into|have hired a cheap one for you. to witeesiund, where, of course, they can-| emash."’—Courier-Journal, HERE, THERE AND) 1 SAY, OLD FIAN,! You OUGHT 10 ic nist’ the TAAT'S AFINE BIG ONE You HAVE THERE 4 Good Stories The Company She Kept. BOSTON couple of middie age and kid hearts spent their vacation near A\ Ga,, and during thetr visit took a great fancy to an old colored woman, When they left A Chey invited her to pay them # visit, which she accepted with the understanding that they were to pay her expenses, jer meals at the same table with ber host and hostess, “Mv, Jones,"" said the hostem, “you were « Weren't you!" . Jones wplied that such had been her con tude. “'L suppose your master never invited you to eat hazarted the Boston woman, replied Mrs, Jones He ain't never, let table “Jongside of ‘him,"— A Cold Souvenir. says the Kansas City ing to bis custom, board. iN car at Seveuth and Wal nt streets the other evening. It was’ snowing rather bard and a large quantity of the fakes clung to the mutiicipal coat, ‘The only vacant seat was next to a small boy, bent on di ie alas closely, The prinkling lim rather Liberally with 4 jayor reached his ‘wetting off place by and by and dismounted, 1" remarked the mesenger Woy to the dat big guy, didn't do a thing wo my’ coat with his snow.” replied the conductor, Brown, “Gee while!" exclaimed the you that the Mayor alttin’ next me! And he o fully patted his Wet coat where the Mayor's ulster had rubbed it, “Say, 1 wish 1 cud keep dis snow fur a soorenir!"* “that man —_—~ The Joke That Failed. FARMER dove slong the strets of Con. way Springs He Gad « Lop box on le wagon and over the edge could be seen Lie beads of sheep and young etock, As he drove on his way he was accosted by « dude, who, on seeing the “hayseed,"” sang out; “Bay, Noad, your ark seems to be pretty well crowded to-day,’ ‘The farmer looked around amd, unconcerned Uke, replied: ‘Don't worry, 1 hare mved a place for & jackass and you can get right in,"” The city upstart looked sheeptelr and the farmer drove on.~Kanms City Journal, —=—_——.. Fish With False Teeth. AP WLLSON, the inventor of as many dif. that will take them, hae discovered a new lure for fie), He wae on an outing among the sloughs of the Sacramento River when one of ble companions found him on the deck of is Intinch, oering lowly, What's the matter!” he inguieed, “Matter! “Huh? ‘There's « $20 cattieh down under this boat—aa’ I'm agoin’ to get him if I have to seine him out!" “How do you figure s catfish worth 920!" "Tole yay: 1 wes standin’ right bere @ deve “Everybody’s Doing It!” #4 (amar) JUST GOT A HUNTING DOG FoR, TH FALL.1 PUT Him UNDER TH BOX TILL] GOT A Wey FORTHE GATE. SOME CLASS To THIS DOG sed VERY EVIDENT “To Auitaut lia THAT HEqAS MADR ASERIONS Rome Some Hower OTHER The Man in the Brown Derb A Great Summer Story of New York By Wells Hastings (Copyright, 1011, by Nobbe Merrill Co.) SYNOPSI8 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, New, Yorker, cansot rel Me sora’ seno\ Kier? porn wa, AVA} MOVING’ VANE! WHERE'S Af) \YouR * Fishg?l formation I wanted, or having it would dare to give it in ti nce, With » sudden twiet the taxicab drew up before the numtwr I sought. But evidently there had been eome to marry Nancy come, faim’ wants to get rid eo mistake, for the place was @ eom- Tas nept, Naw’ fectioner’s shop. i P 7 B,beenarl “Can you tell me,” I asked the r a » with en abruptn chat that their marriage have surprised her, “the address of Sacruen : ey boi ‘6 taundry? I was told it was on her to sawekie Soma ands pan lolget for iaxted nce co jousand must have been breaking i too; fe taking her to ha "York Si, ary.” «| i eagle. a to Neo CHAPTER XIill. é pe pied ren The Rendezvous. % CHAPTER XIil. T wae © pocstbinty that ted @ © (Conttaned.) waver eccurréd to ate, whe ng The Collar and Tie SS FCAUSE he was dour and ome tangible object of which | glum and dirty, 1 let one 1 was perfectly certain and found coly PD) tas! rate me unvienaiica. “tems Mery Of Matve ahadews "Gone | | es = fosprqe-? 1 chase With eatin pee ‘ i) on, e was @ emil: “De actually mean that?” eoxea P as epick and span and age? 2% “er Mago debonair as the driver of an English. seven qo ecoe athor ae * four-in-hand, and, like that mighty "STQa0: Sedwo emia the enshier, “Of! berson, bore himself with a jaunty, coupe t tover aie Me scone I ae & boutonniere of viofets, = came ta bere from eer 4) “ire, you sume fort Jo at may Sega Sm the Ble, ea. fh were | *tRugnta” aad he driv and worow gad Omg ou of Suman’ | ORen the door, ‘ een" ae ah, efraid that we broke the epee’ ee oan law ‘coutiaually, wet LSE one Fe et mae. All thie te, the world goes taster and more ponired ously on such a day. We dodged in Pita hate = 2 grt letters here that you and out of heavy tramMc, skidded about tevees wetirect. Where do you send corners, and stoyped, when perforce we 7 Ann must stop, with a miraculous and not Pigg Tyg ar They never get ‘ths ’ . | unpleasant abruptness, It got to be a TM irecting is done in tiie Ww to d en A Glimpse | kind of routine; as I got out a Post-Office, I guess, Most firens perm) fe] place T would give him the number of 40" @ rubber stamp with thelr new A Int th | the next, and having made my inquiries Sarees on when they move, you know, nto e | would find the tonneau door thrown open #t saves time, and beatdes {t's enfer.” ears to our 1re , |for mo and the eab leaping forward .“t suppose I conld get tis addrves N Y. Sho § $| cven 4" T sprang into #. And although ‘om were?” I sad, rather . . place after place drew blank, yet we | The cashier was evidentiy o By J: A. Husik, M. D. seemed to move forward with such @ bored. “Ne, you aan, matanee. aie OPPO P PPP PPL PPR LPL PLP LPP PAP PPP PPP PPD PPP PPP PPP PPP, $ t# usual about thia time ot] owitt fatality that no single faflure or = looking with absent at Copyright, 1012, by The Pree Pablighing Co, (The New York World). a the y felt hats are ap- prone: th phate seemed important or pred pe yey pe po gy To Prolong Life, Avoid Abuse of Tea and Coffee. pearing. ‘gee He igen hasrs “| Once, In the nelgtiborhood of Madison What you could és. You could fust send fi A is made of the dried andy fore, tea and coffee are not allowed to Pes pices see iy bee Square, we made a detour to visit a YOUr Dill tn to this address, ot 0" | minced leaves of the tea] boll for more than five or ten minutes s_ fintahed haberdasher wh name tha ecart Post-OMice will eee that # reaches #! | plant, grown in different| the danger of consuming tannin will be] ® white wing at the side. This 1» $9.75./ bore; but there, also, I failed. 1 was Smehow. Manat AB ja, oeniie | idee Gmart tailored felt hats are being] right, they told me, in supposing that “TRAN you” T eal@; “I suppose that l pores tne, Nene) 2 | ernely aria ts: shown in all colors at $7, A @port hat|they made few ties of one design: they Will have te do.” coffee ts derived from the] In the case of young children and] 1)70" 1 Ao lulls At OF ot Mee roll.| iad made only twelve of thie partir, A® far ae I could see, that was tte berry which grows upon shrubby bushes! certain adult persons the uso of tea] i.) Nt Tot Ais Nal Oe NER ev ei| mmr alk, but It waa @ year wince they Oly course left to me at the moment: 4 in South America, Africa and certain] and coffee acts like mild polson, ‘Thee | trimming consiste of two little white| M4 had it in etock, and they could not %0 1 had my ¢amt take me tack 0:48 w parts of Asia, Neither tea nor coffee] beverages should be forbidden to them) >is pacquets made iad whith ‘embroid. | the least recall the customers who Hotel Goria, end there I wrote . j contains any food value. IAfe, or the| completely. Grown people who can tol-| tennis racavels made of white embrolds | had houxht them. Slater a letter asking tf he could | chemical and phyatcal processes of the| erate tea and voffes should take them | 91, * #| Indeed, they sold many things to peo- ®2 Sppototment to ase me on » Ra 4 P| ‘body, could not long be maintained by| in moderation One cup of coffee at e ple who were not rated as regular cus- Of the greatest ‘importance. This 7 the sole use of elther, ‘The chief con-|preaktast and one cup of tea at dinner| A tailored hat tn tavender felt has a| tomers of the firm, for thelr reputation posted. I was at » loss what to do aext, y > E a hemp crown band in matching color and| ¥4" #omewhat national, and transient I Knew I couki not get an enewer be- bel tituents of tea and coffoe are a sub-/ will usually be almost haralesa to most 4 visttora in New York from ail parts of fore twenty-four hours, and that «here 4a stance called 'caffein, certain essential] people. oo rere S me Soe It ts & pretty |ene. country were apt to drop in and was posetbétity thet I ghemld vy Olle and large quantities of tannin, To remain well and to prolong life, ane omy J make a few purchases an « regular part get an answer then. Vy Caffein in amall quantity etimulates| avoid abuse of tea or coffee, Immod-| The Popular bathing cap this seagon| of their schedule of “doing the town.” meantime I .felt every fleeting | the brain and the nervous system and] erate use of these leads to disturbed di- |!" Made up of pure sheet gum rubber. . Kee 1 wee could in some way find second prectous and mnacttvity an : helps to dispel fatigue. When taken| gestion, overstimulation and consequent | It can be had in the vartous styles and| Til tne Rentiemann name, air! the durable torture, I ha@ Mmauired 1 in large quantities and frequently re-|depremion of heart and nervous) Prevailing colors at prices ranging from | /*\ in OT e e tn you BN gong before, and this morning, tan peated caffein will cause depression.| system, and hence to disease and to|® cents upward, not the Kentleman ts on our books, and p dena qn a. fe Sy 1 Tt ts the stimulating effect of coffee! shortening of lite. Garters are also made of the eame| perhaps supply you with his addrem.” appointment, “Te near free ber eee | that recommends {i# use to many peo- ee material and the shops are offering sets) ‘This I considered good-natured of the Y knew, that she hed got home again i ' . i conmaeting of a cap with @ frill edge and a pair of the shirred @arters at % ple, It is well known how coffee will > Manager, and more than Thad any rlght the one stray chance in a million; evive a person who is fatigued and ex-|_SHadows on the Shore. to expect; for the torn fle and my @ million; yet. half unconsotousty, I hoped for tt. And hausted. When taken shortly before HE doubtful dawn came dim and | cents. coomee fe tend noni) every “nothing for you, Mr, Ellsworth,” retiring it: will prevent sleep by virtue wan, Seaside fringe of real hair in @ bath. | “moun al Fis etalt® tae old how I of the hotel clerk was fresh étsappotn And dimmer grew the day; ing accessory that adds materially to lo by pr why T was so anxious ment, Now, as I paced my little bed-' of the stimulating action of the, caffein to find its owner; and in addition I aid contained therein. The same is true of | The kildee whistled among the weed*, |the Decomingness of the cap. It can Toom, I racked my Drain for some fur- tus ds at ton - The Dive crane clanged in the Tiver|pe had at 61. Bor eae, Mine, peta. ae pa ther activity to fill the @ay, for surely, Tea and coffee, then, taken in small feeds, ‘Neat bathing sult dage in dlack or! xomething to do with Ma unusual at- Mt seemed to me, there must be many ways of finding Nancy if I could oply think of them, Yot I had but two etues, as far as T could gee: one, my rather uncertain knowledge of the appearance of Nancy’ s excort, and the other the collar and tis And a mist fell wild and gray. At dawn she stood, her heavy hood Flung back, in the ferryboat, To watch the revel raiders ride, Her revel love with his men beside, navy blue can be had at © cents, titude, For motoring the mob caps are present | It was not long after this, however, favorites. Made up of thin attks and| that I first picked up the trail of the shirred on a close fitting band, they|!aundry T was looking for, T had got nig | Well uptown, and the distances between can be had in plain and, changeable! ii)” stops ware growing shorter ant quantities in the mornings will have few, if any, injurious effects. But when made strong, consumed in large quan- titles and frequently repeated, they will in due time act as a depressant, dis- turb the digestion and thus lay the} His kiss on her mouto and throat, effects at 9 cents, They are in Prac-| shorter, when T found a man to whom in my pocket, I could think of m- foundation for disease and the shorten-| Like rome wild spell the tempest fell, | tioal colora and the materials are motre,| my collar and {tw mark of M. & meant Where that I might inquire in » place ing of life, Like some dark curse night came; nurah and glace aitka, something. as snee New York City for these ‘The essential ofls contained in tea| For hours sho heard the warring dead | ‘The woman who !# at the mercy of| “That wasn't done here,” he sald, poole s Po a a 3 T might and coffee are the substances that give| Whose batteries opened overhead the laundross because washing “Just| “but T can tell you whero tt was done. tytmen would De Just as apt to breaks her back" and ruins her hands|f happen to know, for I was ance fore- need no longer put up with the def-|;man in the place, You go to Mater'a, clenctes of this domestic, There te a| On Park avenue, between Seventy-Afth new contrivance known aa the washor-| 8M Seventy-aixth streets, and they will With @hunder and with flame. And now again, in the wind and rain, Bho tolled at the creaking oar, Oh, what had she heard in the night them their respective flavors, They are harmless, What little food Value} there is in tea and coffee is due to the under the notice of the people who taken her as under that of some other person who might chance to be able ‘e @irect me to them, presence of these oils. Their quantity ye fe metins ‘al fi tn a0 amall, however, that, as foods, tea and storm skate which effectively Alaplaces the ob-| ei! Yom whom that collar Pelong® {0 18 non ie /oogurred to me that at least and coffee are of no account. Whose voice was that, and whose tho|Jectionable washboard. | seed her up," L aald to my driver, (ere could be no harm tn advertietns Tannin is the eubstance contained im form Tt ts of elmple construction and t4| And although It seemed to me that he £i0,the whereabouts of the Illusive Me, tea and coffee which is of the greatest] That galloped to the shore? composed of two rollers attached to @! was going more slowly than before, Slater, @ t there was still time to . handle which obviates the nocesalty of| yet I think he must really have been Set such an advertisement into the late harm, When tannin is put upon the! Across the stream, in the tempeni's| handle wi OF] vot 1 Shins he SMU RARE NEVO ROO? at iaanen a fo fer ah haunt ait tongue tt draws it up and causes 4 sen- gleam, keeping the hands in the water, ‘The| hurrying; for we were sapped at Bix oon Sweats bilec to Remubipan tat sation of puckering. When Intro@uced| Who sent that wild halloo? family washing can be done In w altting heres iB ahd fos aren fies, arranging for the insertiqn of this Into the @tsmach it he same offect| In the lightning’s glare, who was tt|Posture and the new invention, which | le or and told ua the only Journalistic arrow 1 was shooting Inte upon the ‘lining of this organ. ‘The re- there, |1# that of a woman, hay aeveral other why wa Wate. wos arregiad wie Sha: ® sult Is that the digestive glands located |The wind and rain in his tossing hair, |Mivantages over the old-fashioned) thar ne had never seen my driver be- nformation to Geotres so to the within the stomach lining are made to| And hie gray cloak torn in two? board, fore and that for the moment he present whereabor of Owear Slates, close and thus ere prevented from | Through rain and blast oar fast! oar| Jt '# demonstrated in a prominent Ain't be epared from his beat, le jo TA AVIAN, euastice pouring forth thetr digestive juices pal | shop, where it for wale at @® cents.) ‘Through It all T Adgeted Ike a man rots Mr, Tyler, Hote! a.’ T also arranged that my adverties- ment should appear in three morning editions, At the Gleria they had known. me for eome thme, and ¢he deak clerk readily agreed to my innocent eubter- fuge of “Myx, Tyler,” 1 was at dinner when the finst ant only answer came, The desk clerk brought it in w my table himself, Ge Be Continued.) fast! ‘Row down the rushing tide! Look where he rides in the lightning’s wow! And hearken now to his far halloo! But only @ horse, with head hung low, A blur of blood on the eaddiebow, Comes nickering to her aide, Madison Cawein, in Harper’ Boing to catch an ocean steamer; for, now that this part of my search was fo nearly at an end, T became suddenly tinpationt and filled with a new anxiety, Hiatar, T thought, might be « any Moment and we would not find him, He might be even going into the country, #@ that J could wee him that day; and perhaps no one else in | qhe establishment wevld Rave the tay —_— A THOUSAND MILE@’ LONG, Mra, xe (with « spaper)—M @n interesting Met of thin & ponny will do, Its nearly half # colunn Mr, xe~Huinph! You ought to seo Met of the things a penny won't do, Boston Transcript, essential in the process of food diges- tion, ‘Tea and coffee may be eo prepared, however, that little of the tannin will be dissolved out into the beverage that 1s finally consumed, To extract much of the tannin from tea and coffee pro- longed boiling is necessary. If, there- 1s Weeldy, Ante eeeshmenneni all