The evening world. Newspaper, June 27, 1912, Page 21

Puncie Hic, 1 Just | “Era nee eth +HM-M ITS GETTIN LATE. THose TWO SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOME AN HQUR D YOUAND WILLIE OTHE MATINEE TODAY, SAY -GET IN LINE, THEY RUNNING KE SKATING ACTS NOW, ANT GOT THE BIGGEST NOVELTY = 1 00 THE WHOLE THING OW THIS J Hash—It's a scheme for getting best end of the deal. to his sweetheart and she gives him a ishway rob- Heesh—Oh, no, it isn't. Roses are cost- up fourteen dollars’ worth of roses for think of itt EVERY WHIERE. ew WIBAWBOD We ot Homentes" {9 reciprocity? twice as much as the other fellow and making him think The Hook) 70U sf giving him the Hunters, Heesh—Oh, I don't soy know. A fellow buys @ une’ of roses for $14, and gives them kiss, ‘That's rectprocit; Hash—No, it tm't. 1 bery. ly just now. Hash—They sure are !f a kiss goes with every bunch. But think of giving a kiss! Why man, you could buy a sorambled egg for that money, Heesh—But a kiss! Think of it, man, Hash—You bet I'd think of it. And it every one else would there wouldn't be #o much kissing. Remember Helen of WHY YES YOu POOR, BENIGHTED BONEHEAD, 1 CALL THAT A YOU CAN SHOW A PIROVETTE thousand Hel- in Troy. From the collars they make there they certainly raise Helén 4 Troy— WHATS MORE r (it eam de cut off es well here as anywhere.) TIsA PIROQUETTE! “Fermer Jones was Rilled making an ascension in a gas balloon.” “How 414 & happenf” "He blew out the gas.” time, but recovered, When he was convales- cent his personal and political friends called on him and tendered hearty congratulation: the Searchlight. callers and said: “Yes, boys, I was eo near the other shore that I could hear the bells ringing a wetcome to me.’ “Were they firebells, pap?” inquired little Byrne recs was seriously il for @ long says Big Ben Butterworth thanked his rank. If I had a little airship I'd never send it forth > Beyond the Arctic Circle into the frozen North; For if I reached the axis by means of such a flyer I'd never dare go home again Icst some one call me “Liar,” = | Sa = UNCLE HICK ! Just SENT ME HOME To Same it SuPPE WHeNn WE Wut GOIN’ To THe Stow} UNCLE Hicte LOST ANICHEL AN’ He HASN'T FOUND ai it Yer “For THe Love oF PETE! WHY DIDN'T You Go? r Copyright, 1912, ‘The Pres Publi (The New York THEN A PIROUETTE i= LIKE THIS Z le PERHAPS SMARTY, ME lishing Co, World.) gree etree te iThe $ By Bowen 38 Ui By Wells DUOU Se 8044-44.44.84H 04-0994 (Copyright, 1941, by the Bobs Merril Co.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, 8 young New thr {b hla hag ate look, ead jm \e wer to an X a fee wasn Sater ag ae abruptly offers Mason a ainec | aalary. jason ashe what lie x2 to and is tokl that in payment for jat must marry Bond's aleve, Magan, after toate cowpin the oles, and falls i married Wtiiien"Mwon x . the house pints their Sousney to my term om them’ to Tatote'tn”s bruba derby ie eece running the atreet, - , eos CHAPTER IV. yj Arrival. Il —_ LOW sob caught my ear, and I dropped the Hitle curtath,” Nancy bad drawn herself deep into her corner end Was sovbing as {f her heart would A break. For a long tithe I watched her tn silence. She eried steadily, her face buried in her arm. It hurt me more than anything ever had, and yet what could I do, what comfort could I give a woman [ had eo marrieg? It wan even possible that my very presence sp the reason of ‘her tears, Finally atretched, put a hand to her timidly, At my ‘touch upon her arm she looked wp, apd although her full of tears, her sobs gaspinkly, bhe emiled Into my eyes, “Are you #o unhappy?’ I asked. No, L qm mot unhappy—I—I am tree, | We Navé really left that dread- ful hoyse, ,haye.we not? Do you won- dor that I must cry @ little—I have en were here, ‘You wilt Hever tet them take me back, will you?” “Never!” 1 promised. I ached to take her in my aris, that she might feel the + [strength of me, the absolute certainty of OBBIE met a neighbor who was smoking some fine fragrant tobaceo sent’ by his son in America, says Success. He took out his own > pipe, ontentatiously, ‘He’ you a match, Sandie?” hp queries. The match was forthcoming—but noth- Vincent's ‘more, “I do believe,” sald Robbie, “I ha’ left Ad i e,tubacco to hame." "Then," said Sandie, after vice THE . "ye micht as well gie me back me SPEND- THRIFT. A Broken Engagement. “C. R." writes: “My flance wrote] that he would call on a certain da: but I did not see him, nor did he ai swer my letter, Shall I write for an explanation, or wait until he gives me one?” It will be more dignifted to wait. se Piret Aviator—Hurry, come around behind the moon with no Second Aviator—I've been there and there's nothing worth 5: First Aviator—I know; but here comes the instalment man an. . uwe Fim. three instalments on this monoplane. MIE sailors’ broad collars were de- T vised so that the powder or tur on the woarers’ queues should not come off on tho INSTANCE survey: florid, fanning humanity in lobby and sighed. “Rvery one them dresses “G. F." writes: “Iam engaged to a’ girl of seventeen, but she doesn't want machines, an ago. But they still woar the wide collas. When Lord Nelson died the British navy went into mourning for him. Sailors put broad black riybons on their caps and black ribbons on their blouses, And will object. What shall I do?” It's better not to have any conceal- ments, Don't marry, till you are of, ago, and then don't let your determina- tion be swayed by anybody else. Middie West That's fer ‘the yourself, that you could never get careless little pannier effects in the ught i tinues to go out with other young men. Do you think she really cares for me?"|don't look like New Yorkers.” Anyway, she is not behaving as a) Constance eyed me with hauteur. fiancee should, “Say, are you trying’ to insult burg? New Yorkers! How to Propose. broad “bell shaped’ ends of sailors trouser legs were thus shaped so that the wearer might more easily turn his trousers up above his knees when he had to swab the decks. Deck swabbing was @ hateful and supposedly degrading “Where do they come from? made on monthly in| atalment — sewing | fight-the-world-for-spu manners, men's rags was or- talment. {mo want to steal, nt An’ you know|sirl tho best. Oh Don't you 6'p: The Conquests Of Constance} |+- (SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT THE HOTEL RICH.) By Alma Woodward Copyright, 1912, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World) the mass of plied Constance, “An’ he the | smoothest game, It would ‘a’ | much longer with @ kid that wasn't ot| slick ax me! was) ” on" , he had one of them tende had t "We the! made @ nawful hit with me, The Rht we went out to supper he lean no's he I'm @ nawful che them | skate, sweetheart!! An’ back |the next half hour when 1 could can give bh of the men's coats ‘cept from a cata-| been feeding, telling him how elegant) “I wee!’ I replied quickly, feart the ribbons remain to this day, not only lent cansennalt t " on the uniforms of British satlors but “N. B." writes: "A young lady has|logue what sells ‘perfect fits or money |4n’ generous he was! See on those of other navies as well, Tho promised to marry me, but she con-|ree-funded’! nD then sd spend my protection. But I let her rest quiet, all alone in her corner, to aob the wetght of her fear away, For myself I bad much ‘to think of, @ future to plan, a Ufetime to ‘consider, but I let the tu- ture go for the moment, To sft and I The Day’s Good Stories great carriage, was @ pleasure too sweet to mins. . . In Keeping With Name. JLEN the train stopped at the live South. ‘em station the Northern tourtat ‘sauntered (third street my wife sat up and dried Under a seri her tears, smoothing the disarray of her hatr and setting her dress to rights with Uttle pats and shakes thet were wonder- tul to wee. ‘This was better, and I was much comforted, for tf she could take thought of these things she was surely out on the platform, with scragay bristles, The “What do you rall thatr’ he) he inquired of a lanky wative, 1 | Razorback baw.” ed) Well, what ta he as! ire loing rubbing againat that He's stropping himeclf, mister, Jest stropplog | himself, Honsekeep «etting away from her fright and eor- | —$— tow. I could not keep from wondering, it The Minimumin Dogs. even at that moment, what se feared and what she had euffered, and in what manner she had deen pereveded to give herself to me so doctlely. constituent gave South Carcliaa of blouses, In those It announced until she is twenty~une, Gered from mail or-|Acrost tho table ant sald, ‘It’ 100 bad | topy to" 1M ulti gates: | T would question her ee soon as I an cura Sometimes I think ahe doesn’t really) der catalogues!" she You picked such @ piker ax mo, you|rounced Legree, by the way—wae leading the] dered, 1 thought, ae #oon as she was wore his hair in care for me, What shall I do?” i get oughter have a millionaire!’ An’ 1|4€_ song Wy. & cotton string, whew e Bouth! strong enough and composed enough i You can only wait, The girl is “How do you) thought he was rand to aay that, an’| or anaes to talk over such matters with me a quend ond low do 1 a are fi dog’ tie man asked, both dee t ‘ : ( rather young to know her own mind. know?" I asked, {I'd ‘a' been perfectly willing to. eat) ‘Yew, 4 Seer ie Tv untt pronounce |It would be beat for ue both thal either had the queue powdered or heli w a ‘ | . + hould know something of her iife; " T “Well, in the first| baked beans fer him! | the naine "wait Legare, “bur it's some | shou! no! , together by tar, This was not good for “B, Ls" writes; “Tam tn love with) he Tet | Ae eer iat mi |e, eae ee eet, that T should be prepared te sect the the blouse or Jacket underneath, Bo de. @ young man who has proposed to ine, ere Tce tell) Then, COMA WHER WeG BERT” ae § yee, J eeanem future, But, etill, there was time tachable broad collars were added. Sail- but he hasn't much money and I am| pease hareaa te ig te | ti a aes eee on ths avieh Pelion. ge ee ‘anced 1 wong met rey pte A a rs stopped weari 1 ntu in dressmaking the minute I lay my <1 rapin, ol ed mountaineer, a Guat ow thal ors stoppes ring queues a century afra(d to tell my mother for fear she! It oremmaking tn the|#ay, ‘Things like this make feller like| last og 1 ever seen at one time.” -~Pittsburgh + thelr anewerin drspaten hts | Rs Senatorial Courtesy. ENATOR VARDAM. sak ready f “Where are we gol “T thought that yo! “I haven't looked yet. And I put my hand in and drew out the envelope. came out a little from her eorne! In the envelope were ten ten-dollar ‘| bills, a lease for a twenty-acre farm ng | faila They ‘she'd decide to stop. | 7 r ve and tickets reading to Mareen e by ni abit of lead g me we oe ot orser,. vide! eo line Then he got a habit of leading m Jonge easy aia Cay town eva nity, jomewnere ont [UP to Jewelry store windows an’ show-| "1 ques that ie what's the matter with me,” /Of the Ponney fed," 1 aald. this) 1M& Me the cracked tce, An’ he'd way, | vivian dingostediy, as be sank ‘We are going to be burted,’ J ‘That's what I'd Lik ‘iing, but also them thir, a man with my incon 0 buy you, dar-| 4 are not fer “Does the prospect frighten you?" She did not answer me, dut she did not look aa if she we Our carriage Judge. Man in the Brown Derby of Great Summer Story of New York held myself so long, and now I em bral watch her, curied there Segide me im the 1, Hastings riven up In such @ hurry, only to miss the boat and his train, we stepped Upon the boat I looked ba ‘his brown hat bobbing with altercation he was hotétng: teman through the bars. Already the space detween tho boat and the Per was ;5 Deginning to widen, and Nancy*s clutch upon my sleeve was slowly loosening. After a minute she withdrew her hand, “Let Ws go out in front,” she sald. “'T love the Dreexe, 1 foal de 1 tt woul: blow all the. little terrors ane hed away,” We talked but Tittle all the way fo Philadelphia. Nancy ourfed ep in her chair, and pretemied to de asleep, and I watched her, planning, ae best I could, what cur future should be. Tight be an entirely unconscious move- ment on her part. For I loved her. & knew, now, that however she might think of me, this woman, who wife, wae, and always J me then anything @lse i and in friendsht Y throtigh the May” beat ‘ New Jersey, on tnto (Ne re ver- nt green of Pennsylvapia, I sat very Hy still indeed, with: whole heart rill at the magic of touch, my afietion forgotten anf’the Joy and strength of youth pul at my in. Two old ladte looked at”me and amiied, Tete wee my choice dent that they. approved of a wife, ba A grinning porter, stopped beside my chatr, have none of him. we into Philadelphia was brash in hand, bat I would ‘were drawing As our carriage turned tato Twenty- past £ t ‘RO lon help finding out whag Made ‘fear ne that she wan uftable to lea’ rr ve yon ry sort of conveyance, ‘ ver directions to arte te, the Bure Ho grumbled a ilttle, saying eame to an prec Ron iy wite and I started on our first drive to our new home, She sat very close to me all through the jolting trip that Set 2 rt short; for aight had en al grown * dark, We found the house in ord ' though @ cold supper wae tald out for Us oh the dintng-room table, the lamps were unlighted, and there wee no one to receive us. I soon had a light, hewever, jd, and made Nancy eat a little supper. 7 ate something myself, but aid not re- When we had eaten, I rose ¢rom my ohair and stood before looked up at me, and her face s--~ ed very tired and pale in the lamplight, ‘Tell me,” eald I, “why you married me. Her eyes smiled up into mine, cause [ was afraid to stay any longer in that house I bowed my head, It was what T had my wife. She tae \ i ecitiaas Too Much Password. ENATOR BACON of Georgia passed @ con. Wituent around the Capitol for a. while rk t An’ all that thought, was drawing up defor Penneywania a “Wail ferry house, I put the envelope with the monay and the tease back in my In- side coat pocket, but kept the tickets in {my hand, A porter took down our lug- gage, and I checked the trunk, then I stepped to the ticket office, and inquired of the agent the whereabouts of Mar- bury. He said !t was a local station every one of them people has vH. C." writes: “I am in love with aleve to the A-quarium this mornin youn y. I have not yet told her of| Where'd you ever find a 3 Yorker een, yt Baa eeent iy love and would Itke your advice as|doing anything as risky as that’ Doll ah mae 18 made me foal azul to how I should @o about it." ‘Those are Convention drippings Inerves somathing farce! He killed hie| ‘The clearest and simplest way of] ‘Sure. An’ they all got prize packs | op amy by pushine’ it too fa making any proposal ts the best, age gronches, too. Y'see there's two! ?'” Mf ava apse tne kinds: First, the people that was eo fn darned mad at the way things went in task. Hence the sailors called their enemies "swabs" as @ term of contempt. nob stuff! | you tell me adout it some S =227 “The Man Who Feeds Half a Million People E,“ee day or so there {s a fresh| was made for smokers and everything n 1 took up the ght. “You must be very tired," T satd; “we will find your room, I will sleep some- and I want to go think how near I come to taking him Oe demonstration of the fact that tt/done to make the place attractive. K." writes ‘Tam engaged to a 4 n’ lls fiftee vee : om P' 1- where wi! ay ya to give good value for the| Business was good from the start, for| young tady who frequently sees|Chicago that they come to New York | "ary y ait ncn a ; a Jabout thirty-fl minutes from Ph age). where a eal, #0 you need have no ithe enterprise supplied a want, Th . ow did you give him the shake? | phia, ‘The express, he told me, was Ju ar of all the thinks that used to od he | another young man by appointment. | fer spite; an’ second, them th: MASS | eran enathads aitical me "sir Joseph Lyons, a British restaurant | number of coffee houses was Increased it would make fair con- trouble you. You have been more kind and 1 waa! about to | Is she treating me right?" get hotel accommodations in f eager for new ones | anetons. with my local at Philadelphia, than any one but my mother has ever { may, has recently been knighted and /and the menu was broadened so that! No, she is not, and was BOUND they was going to stop | Misr ne ee ae ak ge nl wea critnd "Nancy, for the time was ‘been to Me, I hope that We may crow soren soaicacte for 42 commueenry 03m | the, hour Old 8 swore) Festaurant in @ REAL hotel, with tce-water, ‘fore! wea,’ PG Sy map [ie hearly up. But Nancy was at my elbow. to be friends tn our exile, Now let us piles used by the British army, His own | business, But the service was main-| wp, 6," writes: they went home to Davenport, Ia. 80)” e'\ euluhur an’ | " “Oh, hurl she eald, and caught me look for your room," catering business feeds 10,00 persons tained on a high level. Higher priced | yigita her r's home she you can't blame ‘em fer being touchy. (2°) at it! An’ he] staiosyneray.” Pes by the slesy On the next floor we found a room yy in London, houses were started !ater, and elghteen| sister's husband. Is this proper?’ But, gee, it's awful hard on us!" [took tits hard luck stuff an’ went to! "wuss Til stay tn.” aald Swaic Washing | epnere ts plenty of time," Tanswered; that had evidently been made ready 4, This is all the result of @ settled pol-' monthe ago @ large hotel was thrown| If the sister doesn't object, I don't see] ' plow?" T inquired jena Oem} [eee ee Hwa have two full minutes yeh. 2/08 Us ates eAae ner tne rie ‘toy of giving the money's worth, Lyons! open with the slogan of ‘no tips."" why you shoul. ! the Phone Mald's tone was! bianiphies,....aamioanse Cursory. glanced up 6 the Sane, Ovinde there Ty erllh tal Nests toons set 5 eee ees ea ani way CON oe eee | ae SOmanY RODE (0. Kite. the rw bitter, “T should guess yee! Why the NOT WHOLLY SLIGHTED, UNTSMAN called on Hodge was a hansom drawing up with a ter- the hall.” tyefive years ago, and the idea was to pest food and service for the charge | "Ii, R."* writes: “Would you adviso al girl at the news-dtand has fold two, "That critic waa altogether uncompit-| AQ M's ca dine by a nn torhounds'and | rifte clatter. ‘There tsa man,” thought Sho stretched out her hand to me, and Offer Londoners first-class tea and cof-| made, The servants were well paid | young couple to become engaged !f the| packages ‘a’ gum an’ @ Dunch ‘a’ sto-| mentary,” eld the sens'tive author fou Mrs, Hodge at home, /1, “who ts later than we are.” 1 held {t in my own for a fleeting sec- at as dow a price ax could be done) and the tip elfminated. Customers who girl 1 ta go Away for ten months, the] giew this morning! Yes, they blow Just! “Nut altogether,” repiied tho friend | “Has zor aber.” he toavined, “made an} “Nancy tugged again at my arm. he ond. Then I turned and opened my Spe profit, says the Chicago Tribune. | inststed on & walters were no|man not being able to see her during] about as wild as the feller who's next|who tries to be consoling. “His come eee A. geo replied Mee, THodge, looked frightened now, so Tran after own door, opened a coffee house with an|jonger served, Tho result was that the|that period?” iE the lint! Diente Grove that he must have read |e eciee. ee ae, vie through the gate, and it was very — ‘Please,’ she said, and I saw her gtfit for it shut after us. eople throu, for the man who had ve service and good tea and | enterpri it four cents @ cup. Provision | come standing in her doorway, “please, would you mind leaving your door aj (To Be Ceatinued,) paid the first year 40 per 1 muspectt — |Iueky that I dl langwidge I never We were the las felt rather sorty Negeri a ” 4 ee . = . — 7 sn cI mc + AR ry RP NEN Re . Certainly, if the two are sure they care enough to marry. “And he is"—~ I got out my pencil, | your work with attention.” Was “The Willing Little Spendthritt’ sup-| star, ington