The evening world. Newspaper, June 24, 1912, Page 14

+ Flannel ts @ bad conductor of heat and cold. Sve > auorid. ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Pedlisned Dally Except Sun ay by, ts, Sree Fubwenins Company, Nos, 63 we , New ¥: ALP H ae TE: ba lent, $ Pty ew ANGUS B6HAW, JOBUPH PULITZER: Jr. Becker 4 i Park ow. ——— -Office 4-Claes Matt Sonernipian Rater $00 Pegt.o venient yr tontank ond the, Bontinent ~ and "aren States All Coumtries tn the International Postal Unton. rues O75 A-PICTURE SPOILED. THOUSAND CHILDREN were playing on one of the big open spaces in Central Park the other afternoon. It might have been one of the prettiest of sights. Tt was anything but a pretty sight! Why? Because 10,000 teraps of paper, pieces of pasteboard box, orange peel and ods and ens of luncheon were scattered over every yard of turf under the, youngsters’ feet! The children had lunched. They had hurled papers and rem- | nants in every direction as far as they could throw. Then they romped and raced over a lawn they had turned into a dump. These particular children were in the park by special invitation and atrangement. They were looked after by older people. Why was no effort made to keep them from treating the place like a; dirty back yard? | Every child who visits Central Pack under the care or authority | of an older person should be made to understand that rolling luncheon | teraps and papers into a bundle and carrying them to the proper | receptacle is just as natural and necessary a duty es washing the! dishes at home. Moreover plenty of such proper receptacles should be provided for every playground, and the police should be instructed to eee that they are used. Let us have back the old Sparrow Cops who had at| least some respect for the Park, and who tried to see how much! rather than how little they could do to keep it neat and attractive. 7 THE WORST EVER. | F ANYBODY thought the waiters’ strike was all over and done | with, a meal at almost any of the big hotele or restaurants dur- ing the past few days must have smashed the illusion into smallest atoms. Never in the memory of the oldest inhabitant has the eervice at | some of New York's best known cating places been so unspeakably, | atrociously bad! After exasperating delay guests’ orders are taken Ly stupid, unwilling waiters who often scem unfamiliar with even the names of the dishes they are supposed to serve. The waite are | interminable. When food is finally brought by the omnibus and Placed on the! serving table it stays there indefinitely. The guest sits gazing at his! dinner just out of reach until somebody condescends to set it beforo him, Instantly the dishes are fairly on the table the waiter vanishes completely, and no human effort can unearth him again until paying | and tipping time—the only moment during the entire meal when | ——— he turns up of his own free will and pleasure! If the guest complains to the head waiter he gets only olka | tions, short or elaborate as the case may be, that the kitchen hae only half its regular force and the men on the floor are all new. A number of waiters are said to be getting ready to come here from Europe. If so, the quicker the ‘better. It is perheps unjust te say that the hotel men are not doing the best they can umder tho circumstances, but the fact remains that to dine just now in almost any hotel in this city is to beget incredible weariness and wrath! RS A ES A BRAVE NAME. | N JUNE 24, 1643, after lingering for six days with two carbine balls in his shoulder, died ome of the most famous English patriots whose name has become a synonym for brave protest against injustice and oppression. For three successive years—1694, 1685, 1636—Charles I. of Eng- . land levied upon his subjects one of the most obsolete and odious of taxee—known as Ship Money.’ In much earlier times the monarchs of England had exercised the right to require maritime towns and counties to furnish ships in time of war. Charles did e thing for which there was no precedent. He used the tax to raise money for lie own use in time of peace. One land owner and member of Parliament refused payment. He was brought to trial. Five judges were for him, seven against him. From that moment this landowner and member of Parliament chose to stand steadfastly for the rights of Commons and People against the Crown; and when the rupture with the King burst into civil war, this man fell in the fidtd, stoutly fighting the royal despot in the struggle that later overthrow the Stuarts and made way for modern England. His name was John Henge. Pool NISYCLOPEDIA. eee 167, Why 1a it difioult to woek the Rande cloon in Rard water? 168. When an apple (s roasted tm front of a fire, why ts one eide hard and one side soft? 169. Why te @ Ustle space left between the onde of every pate of rails im laying 6 ratiroad track? 170, Why ta it hard to breathe on a Moh mountain top? | A, SE questions will te anewere’ Wednesday, Tere are the repites te Friday's queries: Ml, (Why are thunderstorms’ more frequent in summer than i winter?) The heat causes the earth's moisture to evaporate and this develops electricity, 162, (Why does meat spoil when left exposed te the moon's rays?) Meat radi- @tee more beat when the moon shines directly on it, As @ result it is 800n cow ered with dew, which hastens decay, 163, (Why ie the temperature of isiands more regular than that of the mein- land? The water around the isiands ebsorbs summer's extreme heat and Given out warmth to soften the cold of winter, 14, (Why does flannel keep the body warmer than de most ether fabrics?) It prevents the body's heat from es oeping end shuts out the externa! celd, White dresses | and darker knickerbockers dotted the green in all directions. | 1 / | | if | Cort, I Noa Yoak Wendl ‘ ORES « 5 good one I heard down at the office!’ began dr, Jerr, as he smiled beam- ingly upon his wife, when he came home the other night ‘Mrs, Jarr sniffed. @he sniffed twice, tn fact. Firet at his breath and second, as It afterward came out, at the state ment that the “good one’ had been brought home in such @ fresh cond!- on from away downtown, “What's the matter?” eeked Mr. Jarr, hated dy the sniffs in his telling of the merry quip. Z “Oh, nothing,” said Mrs. Jerr folly. “Gee! That's right!" cried Mr, Jarr im am injured tone, “A man comes home feeling good"— ‘Fou wouldn't be feeling good If you stopped in at that Gue’s place he corner!” said Mri “A man comes home feeling good,” repeated Mr, Jerr, ignoring the inter- Tuption, “and he sterts to say eome- hing pleasant and then you start crape- hanging.” "[ atart what?’ asked Mrs, Jarr. “Start orape-hanging,” replied Mr Jerr, “Pulling the ‘All the world is — A Suburban Wail. 165, (What are the fireballs that sometimes fall to earth during a thunder- @ermet) They ave masses af explosive gee formed in the air and generally | travel much more dowly thas docs lightning, t ‘ erst” “Who are the ultimate consum- The Evening World Daily Magazine, 5.—She Meets the Married Flirt. seri sad and dreary’ stuff—the sang that line 19 from should be ealled The Real Foks at Home.’” “If you expect me to keep the dinner wating, and Gertrude breaking dishes for spite, because she wants to go out, while you delay the supper stopping in @ place that is s disgrace to the neigh- borhood, and then think I'll laugh at the questionable jokes you hear in euch places, then you're very much mletaken!" “Oh, very well,” gala Mr. Jarr in an injured turn, “rub ft in, take advantage There Is + Coperight, 1912 by The Pree Pub HE Boss's Idea of an Undesirable 1s an Underling who has to be ‘Urged! The Pen may be Qightier than the Bword, but the Diotagraph has got it on Both of Them! Byen the Ama- teur Bookm: knows that and Envy are al- waye Coupled in the Betting! ‘The Man who Rises on the Ashes of his Dead self doesn't have to @ift ‘im! 4 Lot of ua Plead for “Another Ohance" before we've Tried Out the Onea we've Still Got! A Lot of us Ballplayere in the Game of Life imagine that a Triple Play Un- Avelsted would be Pio fer ue tf Only the Chance to Make it Weuld Come Our Way! Yesterday 1s an Dead as Yesterday's Newpaper—but some Highly Interesting Bporting Hdltions will be Issued before To-day is Over! Frequently, when (he Game has Looked sort of Gummed Up, we've De- rived Quite a Lat of Helpfin Chirk just from trying to Capitalize our ixpecta- tlons! “The Dead Level of Commonplace’ ts er Young Weller terme tt, Boued Old Boy who's “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue? By Clarence I. Cullen. The Mervied Flirt, the pretty hornet's nest and the Bummer Gtr? ployed this Mitle cowbdy! Bomedody got stung. The 5a \¢ AL TORT ROH TH RTE Mr. Jarr Brings Home a Joke; but He Finds He Left Its Point Downtown|": of my tmflexible domestic regularity, push me to the wall because you know I'm not going to bolt the family party.” “You come into the dining room end bolt your dinner,” said Mrs. Jerr. “The children have had theirs.” Mra Jarr lead the way to the dining room, which was in semi-darkness at this hour. She knew Mr, Jarr liked to eat under the cheerfulness of tight, but she wasn't going to turn on the light and he hesitated to ask her to do @ untit she was in better humor.” “Don't be cross," he aaid, “honest, a Lot of Luck Left. litbing Co, (The New Yors World), Been Over the Jumps knows the Joy of @ Contented Mind! Make a Plan, even tf Later you Have to Plane i$ Down! If you can't Chuok @ Little Cheer into what you Term your Good Advice then Let the Poor Rum go his Way in Peace! It 4a a Melancholy Fact that Some of us, in our Desire to be “Different,” only Buoceed in Being Disagreenbie! Tf you Ohserve Carefully you'll Notice that the Fellows who are Unable to Differentiate between Independence of Spit and Downright Impudence are the Ones who Obviously have Nething but (Mayonnaise Dressing in the Back of the Bean! "You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks’ ts the Spineless Slogan of a Lot of us who Haven't the Nerve te Knock Off the Habit that's Queering Us! Biome Day there's Going to be a Mus- zing Law for the Noisy Nuisance whose “Bark ie Woree than his Bite!” Our Tdea of an Inconsequent Inverte- urate fe that Pleasure-Destroying Poker it Chair to "Change his Luck!" — The Man whe says that “The Gume {1e Not Worth the Candle" has Never | Played rt) ‘There Might be Gome Reason for it 4g the Quitter thereby Gained hi Quietue—but he hee te Idve On! Get the Angie-and your Average wil! j Take Care of Ztuet#) Lavur look, Boston Ty Monday. June 24. ) By Eleanor Schorer Ss this one ts all right and I did hear it @own town.’ “T Guppose, then, you stopped tn your friend Gus's to tell him first. I hope | he enjoyed it,” she remarked. "I didn't tell it to Gus at ail, Gus| was at his dinner and Rangle saw me passing and called me in,” began Mr. Tarr. | “Oh, even the saloonkeeper doesn't | keep his wife waiting dinner on him!” | retorted Mrs. Jarr. “And I'll wager his dinner {6 @ better one than his best cus- tomer’s wife can afford. And Rangle! That man! Well, bad as he is, even HE goes home for his dinner before hi goes to hia usual hangout, the Mfr. Jarr groaned, but mad “Wen?” asked Mra. Jerr after a tong | efence and when the dinner was about | concluded, ‘what ie the very funny | Joke that te going to make me stop| crape hanger?’ rf mind now,” grumbled Mr. | "You oan tell it now,” sald Mre, Jarr | He Felt It. 1912 Copyright, 1012 by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Yd most effectual way to hold a rein is to hold him at a distance, In order to prepare for alt the surprises, on the journey of matrimony, one should carry a sunshade, a raincoat, rubder doote, fure, an tcedag and a fan, When a man has begun to get “that tired feeling” after love, if a woman | tatks she bores him; if she keeps silent she irritates him; 4f she laughs she | Jars him, and if she weeps she exasperates him; tn fact, the only thing @) can possibly do to please him is to evaporate. | The woman who drowns her sorrows in the glase at night te apt to find | thetr ghosts staring at her from the looking glass in the morning. Beautiful women so often go straight froms Reno to perdition; plate women usually stay marricd, and take thetr punishment right here, When a cad has quarreiled with a woman, he remarks, “I got tired!" | An ordinary man says, “Oh, that's all over!" A chivalrous man sighs, “Bhe | threw me over!""—and of course nobody believes him, } ‘Love is never too blind to find a girl's hand or her Ips in the dark, nor | to sce a wife's flaws without a microscope. | A clever tooman makes a business of studying men; a wise one Reepe | there busy studying her. In the love-game too much reciprocity seldom leads to annezation, The Day’s noon Stories ight band here are, one, now the left hand—br, een, cigth, “ OOTBALE,” cried the olf gentiowan fn he Red’ Lion smoke room, tba, ‘aid the See——ten, and five ov your oth He got the dr! i eoaues, It Revived the Kid. HE mistress of the house het been te @ concert and when she retumed she wre by servant with: “Baby wae very out, mum," sald the misteces, “la be Bet. yes, mum, he's oll right sow, bub he wee first, 1 found his medicue tm the cu). pint pot off the boent in very name of football is to make @ decent, respectable man go au himself out of pure disgust!” Gentleman acema to feel rather deeply on ."* ead @ commercial traveller, who usd “What relative wae it ‘asked the quertst, mia ee aa acious! | What Dave you even bint lg wile fies husband,” wan the response ne Le metatic te, tae Cee — ies. oar rey ae SON ze, there fa Te writen, rahe om Naturally. and then dhe produced «bottle “iia alec Canatbal Kine—See here, what was that irene ee oe ee oe Cannibal King—Ii Her Proposal. Cock—Wall, he was scorebing when we enugbt 183 ETHEL BARRYMORS, apropos of lap him, your majesty.—Skete! year, told @ story at the Ol Dik =a ° The Secret. “Taeorgs, a0 it is leap Year"— Nw Gey 9 well mown politictan was on. | The Galler tured rather oale, ae foring @ chat with « friend at « 1o0do0 | neyq been calling regularly now four 0 Sa ee week, for «long, long time, Qeerge, 1 pre ‘Can 'l see you for » moment, Mr, Dash?” “Certainly,” anewered M2, Das, rion dass uae ee ‘The young man ‘ecrous ‘tle room an: . r: otto. have re ote doar telson se Wik ate Gee, wel See ‘Arrived in © corner, the etranget whispered in ‘the politician's a iH ; ; pose that you lay off the eta evening ald ‘ike ‘sou to ‘tell ye met ‘you "entok of Be stanton in the, ast.” Deals looked « Ut Myunaed at fin, the hee “Follow me." And leading the way, he walked through the reading room, down some steps into the draw. tog room, turough & long passags Aue dining | wehtnd the hatrack, be a welling. ai the rate of Uuriy miles 0 ther head om, Then what did the baby's hair 1p the tomnest,_ anit T aaid that I thought the dumplings must be | done by this time" Bang!" tnterrupted the Judge's gavel. “Sten. anid his Honor, “strike that fool wer from the record.” "And dose’ the gueation oo with dt, Judge?" red the witneas meek! ay He Got It. |THE stabby man with the blading now ap proached he stranger who was Aipping « cocktail. creed aid he ahathy man. °if 1 can, con: vinoe you ‘that you have eleven finger, would consider me worthy of a drink at your expense Suret’ “ald” Hie Honor, forgetting the i “I certainly would,” replied the etranger nity of his calling for the moment,—Harper “Now start the count," said the etabby man, Weekly. | The May Manton Fashions 1D-SUMMER 's iM season of the thinnest, fMimiest gowns and with cold affability, ‘the children are/ not here,” “Oh, it wasn't anything much,” fal- tered Mr. Jarr, the jest he had been burning to tell not seem! eo funny to! him when he saw his audience waiting | coldly for it. | “You will honor the ‘Real Folks at) Home,’ as you say, if you only will tell | it." sald Mrs, Jarr. “Aw, be good—be good!" sald Mr. Jarr, “Here's the joke: “Why does the chicken crows the street?” Mrs, Jarr regarded him askance, “You mean road, don't your” asked, “No, street,” retorted Mr. Jerr, “Bet you oan't guess It.” “1 a have to guess it,” ead Mrs. Jarr, “T've heard it aince I was @ oniid, A fine opinion you must have of my pense of humor, If such ol@ wittiolams are reserved for wives, designated as ‘orape hangers’ Into guffaws when be content to be @ crape hanger.” “The ‘chioken’ crosses thi eet to get an foe cream soda,” said Mr, Jarr, But somehow !t dida’t sound humorous to him this time, "What dosh!’ exclaimed Mrs, Jarr. ‘Who ever heard of chickens being given foe cream sodas?” “But young girls ens,’ explained Mfr, Jarr, “By whom? asked Mrs, Jarr, “The frequenters of Gue's place? Well, I know some tough roosters that would be Detter off df they crossed the street for foe cream sodas instead of for beer!" And this concett pleased her eo that ahe Jaughed heartily, turned on the Ught and breught out some home-made ple, ame called ‘ohiok- enaean ane THOSE GIRLS Hthel—Maud paye she Marie—t wondere’ where this skirt is charming for dimity, lawn, ba- tiste, volle—all fabrics of the kind, It con- | alste of very few Dloces, means very Iit- with spectal reference to the needs of wash- able materials, The | tucked front gore ‘9 pretty but not essen- tial, for @ plain gore can’ be used and made either of the same or of contrasting mate- rial. In the emall view, the ekirt is shown made of white voile with ¢he front gore of material fe charming. the high or ¢ ural waist line Ks Kirt is gat je upper edae, 9° giving pretty fullness. With the tucked front gore, the skirt in the medium elze wil! require 6% yards of material 97, 4% yards % or 4 inches wide. To make as shown in the small view, !t wiil require 4 yards 27 or 2% yards 8 or inches wide with 1% yam of bordered ma- terial 4 Inches wile for the front gore, Pattern Mo, 7483 is out in sizes from 22 to 80 In, walet measure, Pattern No, 7483—Four-Gored Skirt, 22 to 30 walst, Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BURPAU, Donald Building, 100 West Thirty-second street (oppo- site Gimbel Bros.), comer @ixth avenue and Thirty-second street, New York, or sent by mail on receipt of ten cents in coin @& stampa for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your addrens plainty and always specify sive wanted. Add two cents for letter postage if In @ hurry, ORION EO NE '