The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1912, Page 9

i“Everybody’s Doing It!” CAN you ( BEAT THAT—Novy AW THE CIOMEN ARE WEARING THEIR HAIR DOWN THEIR BACK UKE A TWO YEAR OLD— WONDER HAT me THEY'LL 00 NEXT ? Medical Sxl. | looked the patient at you need ts a! Go at Mt alowly. | g Add io) 1 you cuy raise fifty pounda with comparative case. Then come to me The patient henttated. ST gums," he cid, "you ain't gettin’ me quite fignt. ‘The specialist frowne, iat do you mean by that?” he demanded, 3 he said, “I'm the feller that carries th’ trunks downstairs an’ heaves ‘em into th’ transfer company’s baggage wagon !"—Clevo- land Plain Dealer —— A Surprise for Jim. worker in New Orleans was vis- reformaiory near that cy uot long ‘ago when she otserved among the quaimtance, a negro lad long thought | odel of integrity. \." exclaimed the mission worker, possible I find you beret”? fasenin,"" blithely rerponded the beckalider, charged with etealin’ « berrrel o' sweet! The visitor sighed. “You, Jim!” sho repeated, “Bo was I, of I s. an old Ee re He Was Game. ST, PAUL youth calle! up his sweetheart A in Chicago” by long-distance and enjoyed Hitle talk, Tee sf the rates slipped up, Tt ‘all right, but presently he came tack to earth, ‘and then rapid mental calculation showed him Gay he bed talked §18 worth, ut he wae game, | and R “| Waa. ae ae as inuch as sul lauganig as. I'm laughing to think that this wy DON'T , YY THINK “UI A NEW WAY To Cook A DINNER INSTEAD OF A FOOL FASHION FoR THE HAIR ! you'D NEVER SEE A MAN WITH me A POV Hh Wack No, SiR, THANM HEAVEN WEE GOT MORE SENSE 1 Ass santnens Atte talk has a railway trip to Caicago Chickens in Luxury. PGINALD VANDERBILT'S Newport farm is one of the Mr. Why Not? my her” Just for Fun. best appointed in the world. Veauleroilt wae Rogiiadenan over hie farm recently, and eapeci sttention was given to the chicken rune, ‘The hantwood, Yass mounted roosts, the mar showing @ the healthy, 1a, he sanitary pesie—all this umpressed (he Pugllshmen yro- foundly ‘Mr, Vanderbilt, ot the end of the inspection, STALL discharge our butler,” said Mr, Camzo “Wi the troublet"* “He doesn't eiaw. We proper deference, When 1 am paying & man liberally 1 consider 1t bie i “| understand that you gratify your wife's eHghtest wish.” L “Yee; It Ie only her more expeneive wishes that | don’t gratity. MEANING FVERYBOPY'S DOING wt 4 uva't WiBm He eu, | When ino spirit of gentie and Bee ih sougaes ven os (Copyright, 1804, by D. Appleton Co.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, Americans—Cor:- ip the year 2000 4. D. four, lca there ie Dlouete jaan atmbip, he Calliate, iy | ex tod on yt bak planes | ik the, samme, oh the “eart leer eis errant te disourer what ran aha "Ie moay “cule They ti) nao Reaenlng lakes ther bruld and. : i Here embark on ji ‘As they do m= Reh Fad through the ‘hey fire upon the hy . Soo! i w mugnty body Mterally ‘slavhed "to. hwcee us foe, Th: tio amt. mit it er @ Saf aet forth in the Tallin ¢0 etolore 4 they come to 8 fh new parti Me talent Thee Motasiyat would”be ‘bets i [arse end’ to a cataract tnlibitery grester t | Navara. Later chey wo bende of strange-looking avimals, CHAPTER XIV. (CINTINUED). Hills and Valleys. DO not eaid Bearwar- den, “why the {dentical species ehould not exist here that till recently, in @ Keological sense, inhabited the earth, The «imate and all other conditions are practically the eame on oth planets, except a trifling difter- ence in weight, to which terrestiale would soon adapt themselves, We know ©y spectroscopic analyse that hydrogen, tron, magnesium and al! best known substances exist in th and even the etars, while the earth con- tains everything we nave found in me- teorites. Then why make an exception of Hfe, instead of supposing that ut cor- responding periods of development the game living forms inhabit all? It would be assuming the eternal sterilisation of the functions of Nature to suppose that our earth {9 the only body that can pros duce them.” “The world of organic life is so much more complex,” replied Cortlandt, “than that of the crystal that it requires greac continuity, So far we ce’ seen no men, or anything I even #o much as a monkey, though I suppose, according to your reasoning, Jupiter has not advanced far enough to produce even that.” “If anything cow4 reconctle me,’ Bearwarden, “to exchange my active ng | said. badinag 1 sald to him, ‘Hawkins, can you tell | ingto we which came tire, the chicken or the egg!" he ‘Which did you onder first, sir!’ "—Wasli. A JOURNEY IN OT 3 (acai) By Camichal) |The June Bride Of cours: be thanked for all their happiness, Benge ed a eon, IM RRARA RRNA HINARI BRIAR RA RRBRA IRIN | ue HER WORLDS, By Col. John Jacob Astor uttitarian life for a ruatic poetical ex- Intence, it would be tlie piace, for It is dar are beautiful than anything I have seen on earth. It needs mit a Maud Muller and a few cows to complete tle picture, since Nature giv! @ vision Of eternal peace and repose. Bomehow the mention of Maud Muller and the delicate and refined flows! whose perfume he inhaled, brought up thoughts that were never far below tne wurface in Ayrault's mind. ‘The place {s heavenly enough,” said he, “to make one wish to live and remain here for- ever, but to me {t would be ‘Hamlet’ ith Hamlet left out.’ “Ah! poor chap,” sald Cortlandt, “you are in love, but you are not to be pitied, for though the thrusts at the heart are sharp, they may be the sweot- est mortals know.” ‘The ¢ollowing morning they reluctant- ly left the picturesque shores of Lake Gerenity, with their beautiful tints and follage, and resumed the journey, to ex- plore a nimmber of iiands in the ocean in the west which were recorded on their newatives. Ascending to rarefled air, they eaw great chains of mountaina, which they imagined ran parallel to the coast, rising to considerable altitudes {n the east, The topa of all glistened with a mantle of snow in the sunlight, while ‘between the ridges they saw darker and evidently fertile valleys, They passed. moving northward, over large and sna lakes, all evidently part of the same Breet aystem, and continued to swee> along for several days with a beautiful panorama, as varying as a kaleido- scope, spread before their eyes. They oaerved that the character of the cow try gradually changed. The ally rounded mountains and hi to show angles, while «reat slabs of rock were split from the faces. The aides also became lesa vertic: there was an accumulation of detrical fragments about thelr bares, ‘These heaps of fractured stone had in #6 s bemun to disintegrate and f on which there was egetation; but the # whose jaggedness inc ir height, Were absolute! After they crossed a |'ni ran at right angles to their course they found the country more rolling, Alt streams and water-courses flowed in their direction, while their aneroid showed them that they were gradually descending. When they were moving along pene Me surface of the ground, a ae LTE TO TET oe ate Published by Authority of the Trustees of the Astor Estate i SONNE LOO DORI DOOD SOOO LOL OOOO LILLE EDEL NOELLE LIN nowt & delicious and refined perfume ex- haled by the blue and wh! that had been growing sual Journeyed northward, frequently reached their nostrils. To Cortlandt and Hear- warden it was merely the ecant of a flower, but to Ayrault It reciiled men- tal pictures of Sylvia wearing violets And lilies that he had given her, H knew that the greatest telescopes on earth could not reveal the Call! ing about in Jupiter's sunshine, @ point of light, at that dista notwithstanding Cortiandt’s learning and Bearwarden's joviality, he felt at tines extremely lonely. They swept along steadily for fifty hours, having bright sunny days and beautifully moonlit nights. They pasted over finely rounded hills and valleys and well-watered plains, Aw they ap- proached the ocean and its level the temperature rose, and there wae more molsture in the alr. The plants and flowers also increased in alge, again Tesombling somewhat the large species they had seen near the equator, “This would be the place to live,’ said Bearwarden, looking at iron moun ti iver, copper, an’ lead forma t primeval fore: ch prairies, ezions evidently underlatd with land petroleum, not to mention huge beds of aluminum clay, and Retural resources, that made hi terlalistic mouth water, “It wo Joy and delight to q » with no snow railroads, or ralyze work, and fevers. On rth we inust or- wanize a compan run regular {n- terplanetary lines. CHAPTER XV. North Polar Discoveries. wide, ng within them many hundreds of miles from their mouths, When they reached the shore line they found the waves breaking, aw on earth, upon the sands, but with this difference: they had be- fore noved she emaliness of the ua- dilations compared with the of the wind, the result of the strength water's welght. These waves now thi f the behavior of or of melted lead when stirred on earth, by the rapidity with whieh the dropped, Thovgn the wind was blow- ing an on-shore gale, there was but little combing, and when there was any Very prompt and determined wre it lasted but a second f-|Ovoteing a muddy street Dominic Hogardus in such a case, ‘The fort of the eresta and way Slandey concerning the alleged ex-| courts had known’ him before. He be to remetn at reat on IC posure had come from the lips of|mrought suit now for the slander. And wplte hemaocives, to sunsld Mme. Grietje Reinters van Salee, and) witnesses swore readily and numerousiy When over the surface of the ocean the voyagers rose to @ hetght of thirty] thoumand imetres, and after twenty-four hours’ travelling saw, at a distance ot! about two hundred miles, what looked like another continent, but which thoy | know must be an island, On finding, themselves above i, they rose stf!!| higher to obtain @ view of {te outlines and compare ita shape with that of the Islands in the photographs they had| had time to develop. ‘The length ran} from southeast to northwest. Though | crossed by latitude forty, and notwith= standing Jupiter's distance from the| sum, the southern #ide had a very} luxuriant vegetation that was almost | semi-tropieal, Thin they acc bv s totel immunity from density of the alr at sea-lev. warm molst breezes it received from the| tepid ocean, ‘The climate was about | the same as that of the Riviera or of| Florida in wint and there was, of) >urse, no parching sum | A Jovian week's explorations discloned the pot that sh the la#land’s gen- vudlines were fairly regular, it had water har eat rivers, and | locked gulfs and bays, somo of| doer land which penetrated many hundred mites | tuto the {nterior, It also showed that| the island's length was about six thou-| sand milea, and it# breadth about thr thousand, and that tt had thereto about the superficial area of Asia, ‘Mh: found no trace of the great mons that had been #9 numerc on th and, (hough mat Her a on “ nistor with on of the hoof, which in the no restrial horee have disappeared, the he being in reality but a rounded-off mid- Me finger. (To Be Continued.) undeveloped Dd) The Ankles of the Dominie’s\* matter of no concern to-day-ehe there lady thought ‘These middh And it was then, on a day, that the Dominie'# wife went good household, Seeing Mme. van Salee prea! y ent, lady'e naine in the ¢ Vill. The Man in the Honeymoon ‘i the Mee Yee Wend, Oe Oe there is no Man in the Moon. You and I know that. But to the Honeymooners there is. And he is the very same ttle man who te te OF OLD NEW YORK wal of frien and in old New A how seemly or otherwise the ~who wai famous Anneke Jans of the muc! sulted farms—had exposed her ankles tn things By Eleanor Schorer at : Tabloid Tales Copyright, 1912, by The Press Pyblishing Co, (The New York World), withdrew quickly, with some air of dis- dain, To this offense trom Bogardus's wife to Van Salee's wife was quickly added a dispute between husbands, for ‘the Dominic brought sult against the fair Grietje's man to compel a payment of church dues. ‘Then trouble and slander ‘broke leose, Wife. was once a question in court, terdam, as to wife of the Doiminie Bogardus no other than the} law- & reason—or go the spltetul/ that Mime. Bogardus had raised her Petticoats no more than mud compelled and decorum permitted, At the sounding of the chureh bell, ixmentof the Court Mme. yan ted her evil story, Her hua. ‘band not only paid costs and a fine, but # warned not to offend the Domlaty mand “not to carry any: weapens of Fresh-Water Brooke, happened toward Seventeenth the the Century, to ¢ oy H upon ther nda of Ja van Corlaer's having no regard for thay imunity—which 3s “According to directions, His mother-indaw lives with “Overheard in Jokeland. your brother take married life?” Ce | | a eatin A ili lai i A tel