The evening world. Newspaper, June 14, 1912, Page 23

aves AND By THE . Copyright, 1012, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World), BEANSTALK NOE upon @ time there was a very O Boor boy who was brought up on a farm. While the boy wes poor, his mot! ‘Was well-to-do. She was so well, in fact, that she kept summer boarders © have something to do, One summer one of the City Boys looked Jack over (for that wae the poor farmer boy's name), and sizing him up Ym hie Jeans and freckles and tow halr, he remarked: “He doesn't know beans,” “He bas a splendid chin and a conk- ing fine eye,” said Daphne, the hand- @ome sister of the City Boy, But she @idn’t mean it; she merely sald {t to kid Jack along. "Why waste your talents on a mere country yokel?" exclaimed the girl's mother. Every summer after that for a num- ber of years Daphne and her mother came to Jack's mother’s house for the summer, and she and Jack continued Great chume, But one summer, while Jack, now a handsome young man, was working his way throug! college he hired a man to werk for his mother and secured em- ployment as a head watter at a swell eummer resort. He could earn enough fm tips alone in a couple of months to pay his way for the next year through @atteve end not have to work. Owe evening he was delighted to see Paphno and her mother enter the dining Toom of this swell hotel, Daphne had Grown, so her mother was taking her out among folks to enhance her chances of matrimony. “How do you do, Daphne?” said Jack in a low tone as he beckoned a waiter to seat them. “uch impudence! aniffed Daphne. Jack felt hurt, but he understood, He was hurt to think Daphne cut lm, be- © he was secretly 1n love with her end hed planned to marry her some day, Just as soon as he had graduated from the law school and got a good start. Next day he did not even look in Daphne's direction, nor again after that, ‘but when he went back to college that fall he had a well developed plan. He had bis mother’s farm all cultivated and yeady, be got capital interested and put ‘up a canning factory. then sent to the city and secured a splendid photo- @raph of Daphne and had cuts made. Next spring he got all the farmers for miles around to plant beans, engagine to buy their entire crops, That fall when all the beans for miles aroun? were harvested he added a gigantic Dakery to m8 canning factory, watered Old Fairy Tales In New Clothes. The Evenin ‘*S’Matter, Pop?’’ Saati World Daily Magazine, Friday, June 14; 1912 — — - = oo pe ut ut i D GRACIOUS! Jus’ Ve Feared! wiar.Ive ee wanes ‘ALLEN INTO oe BUNCO James Alden. the stock in his company and eold jenough to secure a controllin interest, and that winter there was put on the market a new brand of baked beans. The label was a gorgeous affair of Bold and green and other colors. There was a remarkable likeness of Daphne on the label. In one corner there was a picture of himself taken from a tin- type when he was a barefoot boy, and beside him was a gigantic beanstalk. The label read: “ ‘JACK AND THE BEANSTALK BAKED BPANS—DAPH- NE BRAND. Then he aent a dozen cans to Daphne. He was too busy making money to bother about fintebiiig his law course, and he was deliriousty happy when he Was promptly sued by Daphne's mother and an injunction served on him to pre- vent a further output of the famor ‘Daphne Brand” witt: Daphne's likene on the label. This was just what Jack wanted. The Injunction didn't bother him, becaui the canning season was.over and his output complete unti the next fall. Sunday papers printed pages of the story in colors, funny ‘agraphers wrote about it and the “Jack and the Beanstalk’ Baked Beans — Daphne Brand” was advertised broadcast. The Injunction did not prevent advertising, and every big newspaper and every billboard contained pictures of Daphne and the can of baked beans. Magazines carried ft and poets rhymed about it. Finally Daphne came to Jack secretly and begged him to change the brand. “Such Impudence!” sniffed Jack, But Daphne remembered her last words to him when he was a head walter, and expected {t. She also saw the twinkle In his eze and knew she loved him, So Instead of getting angry she embraced him and begged him to an the Dapkne siuff and the beans ara compromise,” sald Jack, “Elope with me now and I'll use a different picture on the beans, Dut still call them the Daphne brand, I'm selting too many to stop. Boston has to end to Baltimore for her canned baked beans, and I'm cinching the Boston market.” Daphne was quite willing to elope, be- cause her attorneys had told ter mother how many millions Jack's company wa: worth, And, incidentally, she loved Jack, The elopement ve the ‘Daphn Brand” another great country-wide ad- vertisement; while Jack and Daphne ved as happily as Daphne's mother would allow them, — 7a POCKET ( VYCLOPED Coyyrtaht, 140. 142. 148. 149. 150, Why docs a kettle “sing” Why do clothes dry faster on Why is a gray sunset often a 1012, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World) } Why docs the churning of cream change it to butter? Why do hands and lips get chapped in winter? windy days? sign of rain? when it ta boiling? These will be answered Monday, questions: 1d. (Why Is the face cooled by wip! Phe fibres of tho handk Here are the replies to Wednesday's ing the temples with a handkerchtet?)— nief have a spon.e-like tendency to absorb moisture; an@ thus they allay perspiration and the sensation of heat, 142, (What can the sun's heat do that artifle!al heat cannott)~The sun's heat very slight degree, 143. (Why {# Hghting often “forkod"'?)—Becauso the resistance of the alr} turns the Ighting from {ts course, 144, (Why is @ stone or cement floor cooler than @ wooden floor?)—Stone and 66 passes readily through glass, while artificial heat can do #o tn only a enn, we MeN! —— TEA TAKE ar te You'Lt FEED THE Yes Te Wick = THE Great COMEDIAN =I CAN USE You m™ My ACT IF YOU'LL PLAY THE PART OF A DOG EVERY ‘TIME 1 COME TO TOWN THE BOYS START KICKIN AY Coq AROUN’ By Col. John (Copyright, 1904, w D. Appletem Co.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, set Seemed as if it might almost put out i they ‘Aes theo es ye Oey see Ls pti ries ‘ee co MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IF HE 1S A HON’ - THEY. GOTTA QUIT KICKIN MY 00G AROUN FINE, OLO SCOUT, IT WAS A BIG iT - 3 Gor SIXTEEN CAUS CHAPTER Xill. (Continued,) A Jovian Niagara. N_ honor of the President of the Terrestrial Axis Straight- ening Company, they called this great projection, which averaged about four thousand miles across twelve thousand miles jong, Bearwarien Peninsula. They a ready noticed a change in climate; the ferns and palms became fower, and were succeeded dy pines, while the was also a good deal covler, which wai easily accounted for by their altitude— though even at that height it was con- alderably denser than at. sea level on earth—and by the fact that they were already near latitude thirty. ecooneenen 1 On reaching the n and changed their course to northess: not caring to remain long over the great body of water, which they named Cort- ' lantt Bay, The thousands of miles of “Cheer Up Cuthbert!” | B e tty aianee ane. ccaawe Gees ee te What's the Use of Being blue? Vincent's By Clarence L. Cullen. eastern shore of Cortlandt Bay they by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World), soon observed the mouth of a river, ten miles across, fram which thia tinte water tasued {n @ flood. On account ot {ts color, which reminded them of stream they knew so well, they chrt; tened It the Harlem. Helieving that an expedition up its Blames His Hair. ATHER WILLIAM punctation — Oh Catholic Bietv Copyright, 1 F Don’t Tell Tales. well Dut. at Pathos’ Dedion's ee OTHING | is/the Worle has Hither the Time or ear valley might revest something of inter. “The Bishop is a large Easier than! the Inclination to “Hound Him! Glecase each| 4n elevation of a fow hundred fect. For bale" the ‘urea “4 to Repent Other with| Bout three hundred miles they followed ina lar. ather case, without Renouae-! rne trowbly with Some of us ts that i {thts river, which had but few bend jorkwater Kansas (own ing! nergize until there's @ Loud eae while its side became more and more Are scarce excent ua the leads of trav — Gey thay te our Manat Tn the Orat plac pitous, til tt flowed throua othe Bishop was just alighting The Man whose} °** ‘9 Our Move a man who is ® canon four and a half miles across, yom his train when the negro porter appeared at “Bark 1s Worse] w boa i man la exe Though they k from the wide dis- se, HF done waving hia rsser, ase, , Tak a tite” aetal Wher we Protest that we're “Doing | kant t talk | coiratan ae’ te Doss!” the porter. called on you an hi the Best. we Can’ it's a sign that the| ed ride ait had better, take yo fiddle wif yo Juet ae Wide 0| ce mem We Can” ita a sign that the) o girl with) volume Boas !s Beginning to Doubt It! | mendous, the stream seldom moved at a le of more than five mil anpther. It's sim- ply a thing @ gene | Berth as if he had —_—_—>—_- the Rables! We wouldn't Worry #0 Much about} tleman doesn’t do, | tnd for's time we tee Reon aes Bid - our Record if it wasn't Fitted with that i : is, from which they concluded tha For All Comers. Whe we evelecet aaa’ aoe he ee {t must be very deep. Hilf an hour Ls (to hoe clerk)=-1 should like to gat a “Insist Upon our eee i ee a . ong of moa ot mals pair ot shoes, " ” + ‘ 4 i ' n expanded, rT one ee ice, Weak cnet Rights," it 1 Usually @ Sign that we've! quiking about our Troubies may a haved dmetine ‘ae a ee suid wens 4 Lady-—Bise three, Forfeited them through our own Fault!|rignten them—but the Listener has Got ape ences him, elther, except in the of a slight disgust for y 1 a sound Ike distant thunder the gossipper.| which they took for Cletk—Yeu, ma'am, Just let me measure your foot, Trees and F! his Life to Live, too! The era and Things [Size three wil be right, A hi cause the: You wee, there tan't a man ative who| ton of some giant crater, though they —Yes, ma'am; but w don't Put Up any Whine because they! phere isn't much Fun in Self-fxatnin. doesn't feel, deep down tn his heart, 1 not expected to find one vo far te sthree—size fare, for ea, have to Begin Anew Every Year! ation—but it Makes for Menta! Sanita tat he has real understanding of the the interior of the continent. ree for a jour foot and ai tlon! Preaentl )1t became one continuous roar, the ecly in the canon, whose watis were at thy plice over atx hundred feet high, heing almply deafening, #o that the n Gre foot, Jule, The Diiference. feminine sex, Tell a man that a girl is trying wo make a fool of hém, and he {may think you're jealous or simply 1, ‘The lust thing he'll do “Coming Bac “They Say- Another Way to Reason it Out is that your Recuperative Power !s being Given Most of the Fun of Consists in Fooling the : laugh at ys Alacharge of the henvi OTHBR (nearsighted) Hee that disgrace. | © a Test! is to belleve you been completely fully ntoaicated “pre, ons che steet ae - 80 you have your trouble for r Yne would think the end of the worta here van we police ber Thore’s a Lot of Difference berween . pains, and a halo of martyrdom {| was approaching!" shouted Cortlandt \ | Dwoshier (weeplag--Ob, mother, ¢ bmther} ping Disheartened and Reing Disman-| It's a@ Heap Retter to Face the| pain ae as hala a artyrdom | is fag ie Mother (fainting) 1 ted! Music To-day than to be Made to! Bearwarden roared back, been drugaing the poor o} ‘The Leaning Tower of Pisa has Ev a a0 ! the wind {# svattering the mis} yone _ License to “Fall Down'—vut Someh Dance to it To-morrow | D 1 di d Yo M Aa he anoke, the raat owe ee Ona (2 oun an. revealing @ waterfall | Saw Through Them. Ie WOR rete We Happen to Know that ‘Down’ |A ew . 8 nee f | vast proportions ae to dwarf come N a recent olection in a little town of North * vas Merely the Pree} and “Out” are not ALWAYS Coupled) "“F writes young ai | ly anything they had ever seen or I west Arkansas ono of the candidates for city | Often the Wallop ix Merely th th the Betting! ya for son Now | ey ned. A somewhat open horse- is Martial resolved only five v ut of tue lude to the Win-Out chum and shum’'s| shoe tip, three and a half miles strateht ive hundred cast, He took t very much — er to ‘land’ him for the | across and over four miles following the we eer, an a ined. in| None of the Jumps scem very High] Optiminn doven't Deny the hing r, Shall 1 open the young] line of the curve, Macharge! w sheet of \ med had : ‘Lt on| called “Depression’—{t Simply Ignores water forty feet thick at the edge into brought about Ie deteat, or you've Placed your Heel on| oa nan's eyes? | etapathiaing with him be ofter a It rt ania s thanidnes” tame ak ta | six hundred feet below. Two “They foeak 1 alv’t on to Habit! . e _ 1d rably think you Jealous and on the brink divided this sheet aid he, “but 1 know y turk fand " 4 5 would probably of liquid into three nearly equal parte, He na ee Nh ant me to be C Whenever.we Begin. 10 He atl not belleve what you sald, while mytlids of rainbows hovered in Marshal, ‘That's why."=—Kansas City It's Impossible for us not to Get & Lite! rnings are Going a Little Bad, we Re- Lda; greed (Ae Rd yt de Ta ili. «apr ama tle Lumpy Around the Neckband whon| member about a Dosen Pals of ours The Right Choice cially struck the observers: tho water Conversational. [We Think of all the Kindly Fellers} who are Sure Enough In Dutch’ e Reg ‘ malo but little curve oF sweep on pas who've given us Another Chance! aun H. 7." writes: “CL have known two | ip rushed down WO. of the cineies ia Welltenion. sre. in mew A Good Deat of that Alleged Hard |young men for some time, but am not} to the abyer at 4 een the tn of us Aiip our Promises as k is kept Hard upon the Ivo of [Sure Which 1 ike best, Hoth want to] shivering twig to infinitesimal nt relght! Luck is kep: Pp marry me. Which shall 1 choose? on striking any peck or pro oe) | our Imagination! A not sire that you love one) the side, Its behavior was, af course wit +i oe not only Heals, but Often it is} the other, you do not due to ite weight, and ta the fact Wii there be any stars, aay stare, | * eto poral ' {on Jupiter bod'es fall 40.98 feet the fra: tie at evening the un gost dei nt dnt iting us to Forget) guy 7 of a Bum Mathematician te 1 enough for marriage. pe gyorg tigre aur | Sagat te ke “guettathtt cuuroh, a. our Bad Breake! the Self-Kidder who Helleves that he'll * evrth, and at correapondingly increasing Not ‘One; No, Kansis Cit Han, —e Always Able to Limit Himaclt to 8. writes: “If a young man pays | speed. i | os ; | J 8 p “p sana | Meads Up, to the Front—but! a Certain mber of Drinks a Day! attention to a young lady for two| Finding that they were being yepidiy Kars Attent! ov Humps from the ——~ d then asks fe 7 is it|dazed and stunned by }months and then asks for a k A All She Wanted. Traaht Whenever we Feel like Getting Alnor piace to aek him what his inten-| travellers caused th mae april Iher p sila a. EN eae tena eae, 8 on’ peer j Little Down, wo Play al! Threeltions are?” rapidly, and were soon "Think yeni. dearle, ‘he wid When you Yteld to Depression y | Waya Across the Hoard the Hoy whol y don't quite see how a gir eament are excellent conductors of ‘heat, They draw off the heat of the | rounding air, while the wood does not, 148, (Why doe wound being caused by the suddenness salt crackle when thrown {nto fire?)-Gajt contains water, ‘The water of the ealt is changed by the fire's heat into steam, the yeah) ging, game of the process, er minds coukd grasp but alot the full meaning and titanic pow. an is uot supposed to kiss a girl une| of what they saw, and not even the loss she has given him (he right by|yast falls in thelr nearness could make promising to marry bin. [thelr significance clear, Here was ® “Tint there's one thing 1 wish you'd do,” ‘And what ve thatthe tnqutred, When the team ta gal to play an exire-in you t call me up befureli when to have sujper ready, Fatend an Invitation to Devitaligation! | practices what he DOWSN'T Preach! —|guch w question, On the other hand, @ Our Idea of Exaggerated Ego lathe wo eet to Do @ Lot of Hating until Case of the Mam who Imagines that the Fuel Cost got us to Thinking! waa wi" Free Yeas, nat t t Journey in Other Worlds A Story of Four Explorers’ Startling Adbentares Among the Planets. (Pubsisheaby Asthy tty of the Trosees of the Astor Es a By C. M. Payne.| | Jacob Astor sheet of water three and a half miles wide, averaging forty feet in depth, moving at a rapid rato toward a se fall of aix hundred feet. They felt, fies mazed at It, that the power of Ml would turn backward ao ceptne dynamo on earth, and the fires of the sun, Yet it was but an Mlustration. of the action of the sotartt orb exerted on a vast area of ocean, the vapor in the form of rain being after- ward turned into these comparatively narrow limits by the topography of tue continent. Compared with this, ara, with its descent of less than two hundred feet, and its relatively small flow of water, would be but a BD ses ot or at best @ rapid stream. Reluctantly leaving the oteciall spectacle, they Dursned their Rag thon the river above the falls. For the firet few miles the surface the water + ge Ml the were occasional rapide, but few rocks, and the foaming torrent moved at great speed, the red sandstone banks of thet river being as polished as though they had been waxed. After a while the ob- structiona Alsappeared, but the water continued to rush and surge along at a @peed of ten or twelve miles an hour, that {t would de eastty navigable onl; for logs or objects moving im one dtrege on. When they had followed up the ri about sixty miles toward its source came upon what at first had the ap- pearance of an ecean. They knew, howe ever, from its elevation, and the finod coming from it, that the water must be 4 fresh, as they eoon found it was. This lake was about three hundred a ide, and stretched from northeast to + it. There was rolling land with and the follastw ae m beautiful @ Diulsh purple instead of the terrestrial ub'quitous green. When near the great lake's upper end fiber, passed the mouth of a river on. t their left side which, from {ts volume, they concluded must be the principat source, and therefore they determin to trace it. They found it to be a mostt! beautiful stream, averaging two an@ Sir half miles in width, evidently very deep: and with a full, that the general placidity grew less, thaid amooth surface occasionally became ruf- fled by projecting rocks and rapids, and the banks rose till the voyagers agal found themaelves in a ravine or canon. During their sojourn on Jupiter theys! had had but Iittle experience with the,» tremendous winds that they knew, front’? reagon and observation, must rage in [*s atmosphere. They now heard thera whistling over their heads, and, not- withstanding the protection afforded by. the s'des of thevcanon, otcaatonally a ceived a must that made the Callist swerve. They kept an steadily, hewe® ever, till sunset, at which time it beret came very dark on account of the high banks, which rose as steeply ae the Pal- laades on the Hudson to a height of. nearly @ thousand feet. Finding a small! island near th ern bank, they were - wlan to sectire the CalMsto there for th night, below the reach of the winds, which they still heard singing loudly. ‘Dut with a musical note in what seemed!* to them like the aky, After this, not being tired, they use@’” the rem*ining dark hours for recordiagy/ 'TH the first light they resumedge their journey, and an hou after setting out they sighted, beautiful than the other, for, though they? volume of water was not so great, it fell at one leap, without a break, and® tho spray flew in sheets against the smooth, glistening, sandstone walls, In- stead of coming from @ river, as the? above the surging mass in the vale. below “It ia @ thousand pities,” sald Bears. their recent adventures, at CHAPTER XIv. Hille and Valleys. W as Cortlandt had predicted, another cloud of vapor, Th fall—for such It proved to be—was more at the same tremendous speed, a diser tance of more than a thousand feot,:- ‘Tho canyon rang with the echoes, while first fall had, this poured at once fro: the rocky lip, about two miles across? of a lake that was eleven hundred feet warden, “that this cataract has got so” near its source; for, at the rate these’ streams must cut, thia one In a fewyy hundred years, untess something ts done, to prevent !t, will have worn back to ther, Jake, and then good-by to the falls, which will become a series of rapids,” Perhips the firet effect will be merely”* to reduce by @ few feet the heliwht oft! the galls, in which case they will re-i? main ga practically the same place,"* About the shores of this @ they saw rhin roses with long, thick wool, .%) nerds of creatures that resembled” buffaloes §To Be Continued, _ ai S at a ORR UP? TT