The evening world. Newspaper, June 12, 1912, Page 17

% WILLIE ,) WANT You ‘TO TAWE UNCLE HICK OUT AND SHOW 41m AROUND, BECAUSE PoP Ex PECTS Yo BB VARY BUSY Are AF TAR NOO:! HERE, THERE ANB EVERY WHERE. Bw EVRY BODY. BV, FROST eaye that more men could live until the ends of their lives ff they 't Will themeclves by dissipation, George Kirk was going to be mar- ried last week, but his brother was away from home Gecide how to vote this year because he hasn't shaken hands with any of the candidates, ‘8 that troubles never im because he hasn't Bke Reynolds bother David In this town the nts give the bride and the neighbors give the husband away after marriage. Since slim girls are in style every four years Miss Pafaun is now fashionable for the sixteenth time. “Why don't you move to # quiet part of the town?’ impossible !"* __The Evening Wo | **S’Matter, Pop?’s tld oF Co I see Some FELLERS’ IN BREecHES pt impossible. The: ‘1 know; but we'll ha are plenty of quiet suburbs.” to take the baby with us.” amply in a little restaurant in Amsterdam E, (Sweet Nell, and 1,) dined modestly, yet she about to she, W avenue, not so long ago, The waitress, are bleached; debonnair as few of them; and “on a) the Job,” tended our material This Is True, Honestly! about the fourth inning, placed before us tankards of Just as the last 80 the expression {s apropos, wi the waitress, bowed low. “Gentle she said, “we have just made some buxom, as they all are; blonde as some of them wants. Early in the ——_ be declared down and out, especially cown, fresh coffee and I would esteem it a favor if you fresh brew is e' #0 much better.” ‘And when consciousness returned the sun was setting over the creat of West End avenue and Sweet Nell was fanning our fevered brow, eee “Let me warn you against playing poker with Swiftleigh. He's crooked, y last night he took a big pot with four aces.” “Well, what of it? Four aces are generally good.” “Yes, but I dealt him only two small pair!” ee ice OW Is the time to select your career,” said N the president of the female seminary to her graduating clas! ‘The girls appeared interested. “Perhaps some of you have already done so. How many of you have already selected your @areers? Twenty-seven girls all held up their left hands to Indicate the affirmat! and there was a noli- taire on every hand, A eee “There,” sighed the widow, pointing to a cottage, “Is where my sweet ro- mance ended.” “Ah, dear, and did your husband dle ther “Dear me, no, that's where we were married. eee HE first man who oarried an um- Drella caused such a crowd to collect that he was arrested by the London police. “The First } The first man who me Men Whole | one oe 6 8 bute lesque on the absurd fj fashions of the day—only to find he himself had set a fashion that has lasted for over a century. The firet men—in the late ‘9's of the last century—to adopt knickerbockers for country wear were regarded as lunatic freaks who had escaped from an asylum. The first man to introduce the use of envelopes— in 1340—-was told such a newfangled and usclese device would mever come intd common use, The firet men who dts- covered and preached vaccination were screamed at as monsters and as would- be murderers. The first man (Bernard Pallssy) who discovered the art of baking and glazing pottery nartowly escaped life imprisonment 'as a danger- ous maniac, The first man who de- ciared@ the earth was round and that @ ontinent and not a jumping off place to the westward of Europe—weil, you remember all about him, Good old “first men!” But they surely had troubles as well as immortality! ‘ WIDE AWAKE. Sammy Mammasboy--Guing to move, Tommy? Tommy Tufnut—Yep. Sammy Mammasboy—Why, | you know? | Tommy Tufnut—Ah! how'd I know? Didn't m' mother lemmee break a cellar HIS PROMOTION. “Well, Tommy,” eald the father of a six-year-old youngeter, “how are you tting along at schoo?" rejoined Tommy. “Guess the cher 18 going to promote me. ‘What makes you think 80?" je wald to-day that if I kept on at how aid] * winder t' other day an’ didn’t say) the rate I was going I'd soon be in the | nartin?: How'd I know? A-a-h, youl-| criminal Pi explained Tommy,.— Pack, , Chjcage News game, | batter—we had wheat | would permit me to exchange new for old—the| wHite KtNEEP-yo—v nw qienw fe | YOU WANT TO TAKE A RBAL tng, &, VACATION YOU MUST LET | nice | THE VACATION TAKE YOU, said a business ™an the other day “My folks are get- ting ready for a Vacation and I dread going home. el and night. One's For, family must look near the sea, first it was ag to have a Httle cottage, DRPSS idea, and that the children| might enjoy the fresh galt air, boat rides, &c.,, with all the COMFORTS of home. “Thon that idea was tabooed because there would be the sane old household drudgery, the servant question, market- At) the fittest, ed | SERIOUS busine: | to avoid the! whole year." More truth than poetry,” a family 1s concerned, up vitality and often lead to aii So tt was decided to go to a . But now, In order to go to a hotel, there is the clothes question. And the seamstress 1s with us morning, noon as friend wife says, respecta| whero there are other people's children.’ “Last year we had the same old thing. There was an everlasting shopping, and “AM winter we] and pins, and minding the children's Planned to take|manners at the table and keeping pace that vacation,| with other visitors’ children, It resolves out some place| itself Into a race for the ‘survival of and a vacation becomes a when in reality tt should be the least serious time of the ay you. The real vacation and espectally where must needs be made as simple and easy as possible Long preparations and anticipations u ppoint- Ld hs Prat Pubtishlng ‘Oe, ‘The New York World.) ot ment. A quiet boarding from the “madding throng,’ the perpetual keeping up of and withal a real eense of there is the thing! Then there ts the little makes a SHOPPING TOUR tain pattern In a s!lk shawl these venders and found it came home with @ trunkful next Chrietmas's presents tired feeling; home, all winter for the two or summer jaunt, ticipation of eirle to @ man, LOSES the high officials, having inquired into manding at home, objected, her that the King eould danghter of @ boot ell None Such Nowadays. HERE are a couple of old negroes of the pes wearvely ellum T The young father the situa 0 m, ‘The neat Can't call it Soe ady solved talk over n occasion Uncle J le ole marster T had befo’ de wal was a Nowy F e J ‘a piers tin t ee | oe manter kicked me off —d y IN) observed minute arterwant he lad go about it, Dey ain't no mo™ ach id Vib 5, even with the etiquette of courte, jung American woman wished to be cnttpl cs tas coun et the Ming val Baseay, . ber social ‘They represented Wo reowive the Jed home and told her morning she Practically giving 77 A POCKET 1#. (Why does mil turn sour sooner in hot wi the world,” he A! benno trmeainenwarng ah bande end el wri ma a tami, oes me Good Sto Harper's Magasine, poner SE ENATOR JOHN sianr Mississippt aay his tric Jen, rmerly represent Congress, seems pert them ' > Why docs salt crackle when thrown into a fire? her than tn wee ones may romp and enjoy, without cation, Her days are spent in souvent ready to REST UP at And the summer resort girl, the annul | thine, institution, who has been embroiiering with a Caesar-li I came—dI—saw—I—con- quered,” and ts depressed when she finds that at her destination there are ten 43 the daughter of en eminent philanthnpist,— Nominated What Was Left. YCLOPEDIA. Daily Magazine, Wednesday, June 12; 1912 — OFP MY HANDS WOULDN'T eon men — By Col. John (Published by Aathority of myrtertous foe, mooaer and @ bs was the mast mounds of ones CHAPTER XI. (Continued.) The Honey of Death. ry} T HE wonder to me,” sald Bearwarden, “ts that these snakes do not protect the same by keeping it from the life devouring plants. 1 may be that they do not show them- selves by dny or when the victims are near, or that the quadrupede on which these plants live take a pleas- ure, Hke deer, in kill them by Jumping with all four feet upon thelr backs or tn some other way, asd aft: that they are entrapped by the flowers, Shortly after midnight they rested tor a half hour, but the dawn found them trudging along steadily, though some- what weartly, and having about com- Dleted the third side of thelr sau: Accordingly, they acon made a right angle turn to the left, and had been picking thelr way over the rough ground for nearly two hours, with the eun al- ready high in the sky, when they no- ticed @ diminution of ght. Glancing up, they saw that one of the moons wae Passing across the sun, and that they Were on the eve of a total eclipse. ‘Hince all but the A@fth moon," said Cortlandt, “revolve exactly in the plane of Jupiter's equator, any inhabttants By Sophie Irene Loeb The real vacation may be summed up place, away "where the/in two words: “OHANGE” and “RE- LAXATION,” If people nwet keep up| that settle there will become accustomed appearances }a continuous stream of PNERGY, the| to eclipses, for there must be one of the relaxation— | vacation th ould spend mpends them| sn, and also of the moons, at each rev- olution, or about forty-five hundred tn every Jovian year. The reason we have seen none before is because we are not exactly on the equator. ‘They had a glimpse of the coronal in the process, Wise are they who with vacation looming up in the middle distance seek to find and lot It find them. When the woman who R of her va- It's worse than| planning and packing, almost to ex-}buying and in bargaining with Kast greens are fresh and Mother Earth Pres house cleaning} haustion, What with the children's|Indian men, One proudly told how shel smiles her ew the thing Is to siren uate Ms pay Pemtion ot i time, toys, a few winter garments, needles |had spent three days hunting for a cer-| put toll and care aside and do just tho! red, a: an e@ other pmena that attend an eclipse on For a few minutes there was a total return to night. ‘The twinkling stars and other moons shone tranquilly in the sky, and even the nolse of the Insecta ceased. Presently the edge of tho sun that had been first obscured reappeared, and then nature went through the phenomenon of an acceler- ated dawn, Without awatting a full return of Nigh he travellers proceeded on thelr way, and had gone something @ hundred yardy when Ayrauit, who war marching second, suddenly grasped Rearwarden, who was {n front, and pointed to a fe! black mass straight ahead and about thirty yards from a pool of warm water, from which a cloud of vapor arose, The top of the head was | about seven feet high, and the te: the body exceedad thirty f lexs looked as str Jand were about a huge, bony pr preceded 4d ambition horizontally bi lo mixes a little in local affatre for the benefit! from the grou ai Rem 1 of his f Wiiliain re | 1 grou sloth ca he shortest aud best mom | pond, lapping up from one of at last. She of things for and a very opposite of what has been the regular routine. If'you have been very active, do the SIMPLY thing. If you have been quiet, the ACTIVE thing, And above all, business has no bustness In @ recreation As W. C. Prime saya, “Vacation good to him who carrtes his on his brain,” And those who do not have thelr ex- pectations at fever heat find what they seck {n full measure, Get the real spirit of vacation and “SING, SMILE, JOY of tt all. SLUR th. three weeks’ an- his attention 1 ty to bie personal affairs round Tupelo and tas seemingly laid aside all This was carried 0 fect Presently a to the pool to drink the water at the sides that In an instant the r rushed d of a ve, and sue Phe sloth turned In the on of the sound 1m soemed : ‘ cooled: WILLIAMS of Private Joho A |had partly Mack armored legs and one arm in battle, time caaue Alien, © guitar, temen of dewire friend, J thon, Washipgiou star ment re diree'tq hen started t for the next He aggerate! ant ‘The huge mandible whears that when pate A Quick Way. remonatrating with |'t for such It was BUSINESS ma _ REAIA'—F70m Maret, Hare) A ‘is closed had = formed the probosels sc ssegirss, cry 1jl, Why is the face cooted by wiping the temples with a handkerchief? 2° your wn.le wetting poetry," he ‘counhy, taking. off the aloth's | Prolific Art. 1)2, What can the sun's heat do that artificial heat cannot? . ta A cit airy > Sait artiat, wos, talking at 1)1, Why is lightning often “forked?” ate tear et as J encourage him to send nin and che onderdin inane: carried ndemy of Tite Avis. about | Why is a stone or cement floor colder than a wooden floor? Yeu mack a where it lelsurety devoured ! his reminds me," said Bearwarden, “De you want your em to beonne « poett"* place, tthe conceit 0 nee, he said, *Momiand 1 ver completed the course of forty years 4,000 pictures, And of j h pre para tions for turn Ip sagt y arching for burglars under the be | ee Sane “epi q } (Why does white skin bilster when exposed to the sun?)—tIt The First Person. le ae Hound’ one, ond. exclalined Mr, Henn quiled his aulet 4nd tnteligent smite, Goey not absorb the sun's heat, The heat resting on the skin's sur. MEY had teen querneliing, aust although | fh Aitgnt. Tye been looking tor you | ‘ leas thu } rp hiutdy was willing to take the blame all} j 4 ” are etl Washington Star. face scorches tt upon bimeetf end make peece she wes) fifty y' and at last you are here | Oo _ | (Why does hot iron peel off and scale when struck by a hammer?)-—The ifferent, says Judge. ‘The question ts, now that weh ve founa se. hot tron combines with the adf's oxygen, producing rust, which readily scales off, Hei Aren't you curius | our burglar, what shall we do wit wee nted at Court. Amer.| 28 QVhy In rain water goft?)—It 1s not saturated with earths and minerals, | {,\n0" whee fe tm Qhi ' + ae | ignite {chara vant haslae a . @ young men attached to the Amer. | repel wep ' clot om?—It 001 7" Mh, Oot very! I a Me) LT const \t O Veen Bubiasy vat Berlin tolis a etory'to| 28% (Why 1s lime used for purifying the air in a close room’)—1t combines | yagial, beillgrroiy sifa.ttt cinsted Gortkeds, men entt oe illustrate that modern advertising can cope| with the injurious carbonic acid gas, producing harmless carbonate of lime, Wall, ben | doudtful {f even that would help us down and watt” said 001d 7)—Heat Journey in Other Worlds A Story of Four Explorers’ Startling Adbentores Among the Planets, < of the Jacob Astor Trustees of the Astor Estate), comtemperaneously on Mammoth, came to drink the water that bev! Dartly cooled. It wae itself a for- ment with the same tremendous apeed. The rhinoceros tarned in the direction of the sound, and, lowering its head, faced the foe. The ant’s shears, how- b tyed passed beneath the horn, ugh with the rhinoceros,’ bit, doctor,” sald Dearwarden. “We have @ good record so far; let us keep up our reputation for being sports. ‘Wait till he cam attend to us,” The encounter wae yer in fees then’ @ minute, three of the’rhinoceros's lege deing taken off and the head almost severed from ¢he body. Taking up the lens in ite mandiites, the murderoun with the ery of “Now for the fray! Bearwarden aimed beneath tie body and blew off one of the further armored lege from the indide. “Shoot off the legs en the same site,” he counselled Ayrault, while he himeeif kept up & rapid fre, Cortlandt tried te disconcert the enemy by raining duck shot on ite ecale protected eyes, while the two rifles tore off great masses of the horn that covered the enormously erful legs. The men separated as they retreated, knowing that one slash of the great , shears would cut their three bodies in halves if they were caught together. The monster had dropped the remains of the rhinoceros when attacked, made for the huntere at top . which somewhat reduced oy the Refore it caroe within cutting ce, however, another on the sam @one, Ayrault having landed a bullet on @ spot aiready stripped of armor, After this the men had no diMculty tn keeping out of its way, though {It @till moved with some speed, anipping off young trees in ite path like wr t lose of o hunt we have had,” said Ay- rauit, “both on account of the deter- mined nature and great speed of the attack, and the almost imposalbility of Gnding @ vulngratie spot.” h “Anything short ef explosive sullete.” added Bearwarden, ‘would have 9 against this beast, far in many places te nearly @ fect "This ts giso the most extreordinary an well ag most dangerous creature with which we have had to deal,” sald Cort landt, “because it le an larged with elt ferocity and strength. It ts exact counterpart of an African soldier ant magnified many hundred thousend he continued thought- jay Insects may not (in point of stze) descendants of the monsters of mythol- ogy and geology, for nothing could be 4 more terrtble or ferocious antagonist than many of our well known Insects If sufficiently ena No animal now more than a small fraction of n proportion to its size, of spider or flea, It may be through lack of food, difficulties ed by changing climates, and the sity of burrowing in winter, or through some other conditions changed from what they were accustomed to, thelr size haw been reduced, and that the firefies, huge as they seemed, are a step in advance of this specimen in the mm » of deterioration or involution, whioh will end by making them as In- significant as those on rth, These ante! probably come into the woode to lay thelr eas, for, from the behavior of the animals we watched from the turtle, there must have been several; or perhaps a war t¢ in progress between those of a different color, aa on earth, in which ease the woods may be full Doubtiess the reason the turtle rned at the general as of tho animals was because he knew he could make himaelf invul- é to the marauder by simply clos ell, and we were unmolested ; did not occur to the ant the: 5 tures could be on { the turtle’ “TL think,” sald Bearwarden, “it ill the part of wiedom to return to the listo and do the rest of our explor- ing on Jupiter from a sate height; for, though we beauty, it w had we not have provided @ deceased friend instead of standing at hie grave." slighted, cow mputee, Toles to eee delighted, « few te the suntight reflected from the projew tile’s polished roof.