The evening world. Newspaper, June 10, 1912, Page 11

. WHEE! Aw SUIT UP ' How SOME GUY BOGEY SIMPVILLE TRON TRA - 235 LISTEN TO REASON — 1GoT A SCHEME -To MAKE THE COUNTRY ATTRARTIVE ‘YO you, WELL PLAY GOLF f Hey? J Basea on the Successful Farce of the Same Title 4H. K. Fly Oo.) (Copyright, 1012, by SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, raver Gladwin, an eccentric young New home secs: th Helen Burtou, a Western cousin adie that she is priv Officer 606) Tenponds, come pry bouse ot tis priceless patot ation would consist of fH Se bin Aare Roe ter logement. Tyarers gvcretly, Warne Helen, tell bin. “Tet thet & women's erent te CHAPTER XXXIV. Bateato Summons Big Much Police. BIOGRAPH film of Bateat Journey to and from the lice series of dark biown blurs. eB you have ever noticed a mon in full filght you will ha @ome idea of how that Jap ran. knew where the police station was, 100, for he had been there once when ‘his brother, Itchi Comio, was errested for assaulting @ Russian peddier. If the little Jap had only cow through another street things might have gone somewhat differently in the Gladwin household, for he would have encountered Whitney Barnes hurrying tm the opposite direction, and th man would very Mkely have pr tim from go!ng to the station. Bat there was absolutely no obstacle fn Bateato's way until he reached the etation house, and the only obstacle he encountered there was a serious tmpedi- ment in his speoch. Police Captain Stone had returned to barracks a tew minutes after the de- parture of Barnes and a few minutes before the arrival of Bateato, He wus standing beside the Lieutenant's char when the Jap sped fn, and he seemed almost interested (for a police captain) et the extraoniinnry manifestations of emotion in Bateato's countenance. “All pleece—quick—robders—thieves — ladies!" began Bateato, then paused and made wild jabs above his head with his hands, i “Crazy as a nut," said the Lieutenent in an undertone to the Captain, and the Captain nodded. “AN pictures — thteves—stea!—tad! was Bateato's second instalment, and the Captain and Lieutenant looked at | each other and shock thetr heads. “Big much pleece!" shrieked Rateato, ‘made some more motions with his hands | end rushed out into the street. { “It's Jap wilskey,” said the Captatn, | musingly, utterly unimpressed. “He | fen't crazy, That Jap whiskey’s awful atuff, They licked the Russian army on {t, He'll run it off. Tf you ever see @ Jap runnin’ you'll know what's the! matter." | Bateato ran a block and then stopped. | “Hell dam!" he exploded. “I no tell He ran back to the station and burst (nm again with even more precipitation, he rattled off. ‘Mr, ! Gladwin. Big lot white house—Fifth avenue—eight, elghty, and he was gone again tone could remove his cigar from his face. The Captain looked at the deutenant and the lieutenant looked at tho Cap- tain, “Maybe he ain't drunk, Captain,’ ven- tured the Lieutenant. ‘There's the Gladwin house on the books. marked closed aud there's a note about @ million-dollar collection of paintings." The Captain thought a moment and then burst into action “Cail the reserves and get the patrol wagon,” he shouted. “I remember that Jap. I guess there's something doing. 1 go myself.” | As the reserves were all asleep and the horees had to be hitcned to the patrol wagon Patoato had a big start of ais “big much ple Notwithstanding the breathless con I!- | tion in which he had arrived at the sta- | ¢ Gon house his return Journey was ac- tshad at ti! Z tved hack at the house way !n advance of Whitney Barnes, There was ® reason, Wearing a frock coat and a silk hat ing a came (of course he called ) one is hardly equipped for oning. And if you must know Viltney’s small clothes were too ly tightt to permit of more vift heel and toa action, At this be was doing admirably in his pas- nate Neste to return and warn his @tend Gladwin when another woman came into his life and appeated for suce | oor. Three In one evening, when he way perfectly saticfled to stop at one-the ewliching Sad ‘0. 3 was O ntirely different type Xoo 2, and, happily for was no yowling bundle —morely a cat, and a silent cat tte tla et the Sh vather ‘ was a plump {ittle woman and comely and she was intensely By Barton W. Currie oom and hears trying use, Wi ea? tr Aishonesty, enters with a. well erooined man. Teaver wlll tn imruder. who, fotos ures virogelf ae ““Travere Gladwin’ and ontery j fectly fo called in, The excited, for the cat in the case was hers and the cat wae up the only tree on that street east of Central Park. At the foot of the tree sat a large bulldog seving fixedly up et the cat. ‘Whitney Barnes was so occupted with Aig heel and toe pace that he did not deacry the woman or the dog or the tree or the cat until the woman aelzed aim oy the arm and cried: “You must save my daring Zaza from hat dog.” Then ghe tatled off into hysterical sobs, but did not release her grip. “Madam, I'm in great hasto," retorted Barnes, striving to wriggle free from her grip. ‘I would advise you to call o policeman.” “There {s no policeman,” gobbed the Mistressed mistress of Zaza. m-m. E-Zez-aza, Oo-00! Then Barnes giimpeed the dog and ig-filled grin as it stared up at don’t expect me to tackle that he asked, backing away and dog?” making another effort to free himself. “Shoot him! do anything to him!” insisted the distressed _— female. ‘Oo-00-00! he kills cats, Do some- thing quick or I must scream." Whitey Barnes would have wel- comed an open munhoie to vanish into, if that woman screamed and held fast to him till the police came !{t would be just as bad as the baby case. But if he tackled the dog he would prob- ably go to the hospital and be afflicted with hydrophodia and all sorts of things. “Calm yourself my dear woman,” | he said frantically. “The dog cannot climb the tree and your cat is per- | “Are y-y-y-you 6 ire,” she moaned. ‘Then grabbing him tighter, “But you must not tea’ In case the dog should go up that tree you must attack it with your “T promise,” panted Bari if you @ill only release your grip on my arm. four finger nalis are tearing the flesh." “1 w-w-w-Will_not hold you so tight,” whe consented, “but I must hold on to you till somebody comes. Oh, look at that brute. He is biting the tree. But the sudden clang of a patro wagon and the clangor of steel-shod | hoofs on the cotbles caused the owner of Zaza both to cease bh hrill lamen- tatlons and let go of Whitney Barnes's arm. The patrol wagon was rolling down behind them at a furious pace while its gong rent the stillness of the night as a warning to all crooks and criminals to beware and to scurry to shelter, It is the ew York brass band method of thief that patrol wagon gong n't broken before the vehicle hi d Madison avenue the destinies of several prom- inent pers: been seri- npe r headlong fing. wing {ts clang of 1 to frighten off ro Whitney Barnes nd once released from sing grip of that distraught an he turned his back upon # fate ‘an—he ran go lon, e considered it feas to ma: tain the integrity of trouse he ran not + BO warning long and r his quite then dropped back to his heel and to That Is, » and Wat separated him from dwin's home, CHAPTER XXXV. Phelan Loges His Bribe. T was merely a coincidence that Bateato Heten back Into just as Gladwin bad gone on record with the declaration, “Phere are no women here," but {t was a sufficiently dramatie coincidence to Jar from Ofileer No, 63 the exclamation: “Where the divil are they all epring- in’ from?" Bateato had come up with Helen as he Was descending the stoop, had setzed | her by the wrist and almost swung her off her feet as he swept her back into the house and rounded her up before the threo men, dumb with fright and barely able to stand. till gripping h Bateato let go the Maxim voll “You tlef! She try get ew: Bateato catch fast—she thet swiftly ate up the dis- Tro should drag | the room THE EVENING S_OFF AXEL’S (Gen? we wer) (3 To WHACK THe LITTLE BALL WITH THIS CLUB~ THEN lat CHASE THE Bat o'er tg HILL AND OALE- {TS wee WENCH at him with a menacing gesture that caused the little Jap to drop the girl's hand and jump be: ‘Didn't I tefl you to stay at the ho- tol?” continued Gladwin, fiercely, for the moment ignoring both Phelan and the thief. ‘Yes, but I ‘frait—muoh late you no come back see girl steal | ‘The little Jap had fallen into Phelan's state of blind bewilderment. “Shut up!" his master snapped him up, walking up to him with an eat-‘em- alive expression. “And now listen—I don't want you to say anything more, understand? Not @ word to anybody “Bee that you If you do I'll skin you!" Never in the three years he had served the young man had Batento seen him in anything {ike this savage state of mind. “I spick no mrore for nothing not any- dody quick!" he promised, and his hand clasped over his mouth Itke a vise. Having corked Bateato in this wise, Gladwin turned to Helen, who stood as !f rooted to the floor, staring straight ahead of her. “Don't be frightened,” he said gently. “Everything ie all right.” He took her arm to reassure her and then epoke to Phelan, who had been making effort to solve the mix-up and word feel quite sure that he wasn't be-| witched. “Now, Phelan,” said Gladwin, “Tl, explain the thing.” “I wisht to God ye would!” eatd Phe- lan from the bottom of his heart. “This lady's being here is all right— land she isn't connected with this affatr I'll prove that to you read- ahead.” And Phelan crossed in effort to include in the |foous both Gladwin and the thief de jluxe, whose splendidly ¢roomed appear- ance impressed him the more. On his part the thief was leaning carelessly against a cabinet looking on with the expression of one hoth amused and bored, What he had noticed most was that Helen kept her eyes averted from him ae if she feared to look at him and that she had palpably trans- ferred her allegiance to Gladwin. When sho had recovered some of her nelf-cone e follewed that young man’s eagerly and obeyed his slightest signal. “T will ex in to you, Phi |, a8 soon as I see this young lady started for | home,” Cladwin ran on, and started {with Helen toward the entrance to the hallway Yer'll not | suspicions jagration are what you want,” Phelan / BEAN : “He oald he wanted to play @ joke. He—he—" “Bad Pertaters ‘Il stay where he te.""| “Oh, don’t be an idiot, Phelan,” inter- Phelan was visibly swelling with the| posed Gladwin, putting his foot in ¢t at majesty of the law. the wrong ¢ime and receiving as his re- “You're very disagreeable,” Gladwin|ward from the policeman & savage, charged him; then to Helen, ‘Tm | ‘Close your face!” awfully sorry I cannot go with you,| "Oh, playing @ joke, was het said but I think you can find the way your- self. the theft, smiling. ‘And you money. better tell 11 stay right here with the rest| ‘Yes, alr,” gulped Phelan, with murder o' yes," was Phelan’s ultimatum, as|in one eye for the real Gledwin and he equared htmself in the doorway with | craven apology tn the other for the im- the heroic bearing of a bridge<defend- . ing Horatius. “And you took it?’ sharply. ‘The only member of that tenes itttle| “Yes, ofr.” tableau who really had anything to fear| “Oh, officer! Shame! Shame!” in from the rpeotre of the law embodied | tones of shocked reproach. ‘Let me see in the person of Officer 666 had waited | What he gave you—come now, it's your for Gladwin to play his poor hand and, | only chance.” concetving that this wes the psycholog-| Phelan hesitated, guiped some more, ical moment, sauntered across the room ,@nd at lest produced the bill. and said with (To Be Continued.) “Omicer, if there's anything further —s—_ you want of ma you'll have to be Makes Great Record, a4 he offer Just go out through the hall, Now, no evasion—you ad quick." Giante, the ‘cent Myee 'M walt here, too, tt T can! feu aamg st oninty, Hel center date communicate with Headquarters,” Phe-| port: nait any trouble, In ‘the first lan gave him back, not liking the tone | eume of command, t “Then hurry up, Decause tt won't go well with you if I am detained.” “Now, don't yez threaten mel" ex- ploded Phelan, “I'm doin’ me duty by tou the Wat New York tear tu the New Losdon ! Why, I can show you been helping to rob my This was a new current of thought— a sudden inapiration—but this peer of bluffers managed co crowd @ volume of accusation !n the slow emphasis with which he sald it. “Your house!” gasped Phelan, rocked clear off the firm base he had scarcely Planted himself on. “What do ye mean —who are yen?" “Who do you suppose I am? Travers Gadwin, of course.” Even the fear-numbed Helen Burton; startled into animation by this sly nervy declaration and half; ‘rom the chair she had been gulded | to and forced into by Gladwin when | ashe seemed on the verge of swvoning at) Pheian’s refusal to permit her to depart. | Phelan expressed wonder and alarm in every feature and his arms flopped Imply at his side as he muttered: “Travers Gladwin—youse!"" “Don't listen to him, Phelan," ented Gladwin, | You ce rigit DUS onthe _ BRISCO= KLEANWELL | | “The toothbrush that Shut up, youse,”" Phelan turned on him, ‘When I came home to-night,” the thief pressed his advantage, ‘this man was here—robbing my house, dressed in your uniform—yes, and you yourself were helping him, | “But I didn't know," whined the dis- tressed Phelan, yielding himself utterly snorted, blocking the way. ‘Yer'l etay ' here.” | “Oh, well—just as you returned the young man a. If you If you now—you smoke. 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