The evening world. Newspaper, June 5, 1912, Page 17

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesda ‘*S’Matter, Pop?’’ ey) WELL,OF ALL THE NERVE! IM VERY SORRY Loon AT THAT IN 6 ONE ay MY GOOD NI GRABBING WILLIES VELOCIPEDE Ee CANT LET Yod RIGHT OUT OF OUR FRONT DOOR, BUN AWAY WITH “ne HINGS IN THAT MANNE y. Jun os Ct Ge AWID RUNNY THis? “*¥You Can Be Your ‘Own Beauty Doctor By Andre Dupont Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Soap-and-Water the Best Cosmetic ONT do that!"* said the Average Gin sharply. “Do what?" sald the Woman of Thirty, in bewilderment, raising & wet face from the wash bow! in which she had been bathing it. “Why don't use soap on your face. Don’t you know it will ruin your complexion?" “No,” said the Woman firmly, “I don't know arty such thing.” And she lather a Turkish washcloth well with soap and to scrub her face with it. “What gave you sub a curious idea?” she said as s as she could speak. “Everybody says so," replied the girl indignantly. “People who know what they are talking about; doctors who make a speciality of the functions of the skin, or anybody lke that?" queried the Woman sarcastically, And the Girl was obliged reluctantly to admit that she had no ecientifie authority for the statement, but had simply gathered it in @ rather general impresston, “Then,” aid the Woman, “the sooner you get rid of such an impression the better for your complexion. The face {a the most exposed part of the body and if you don't use soap and warm water to remove the dirt and dust that are constantly settling on it you will have @ gray and dusty-looking skin by the ttme you are my age, or it will be red and blotchy. “I havel ately been LACK OF MODESTY HAVE YoU TO SAY FOR + YUROELF ? reading a rather curtous story,” sald the Woman, as shed ried her face. “Did yt y ear of Diane de Poitiers?” ciliata el “Name sounds sort of famftar,” said the Girl, “Wasn't she somebody in Sood deal, After the death. of the famous beauty her secret w '- eovered, Oudard, who was the court apothecary, surgeon aed perfumer, eae under oath that tho only secret possessed by Diane by which she remained in perfect health and ‘beauty up to the age of seventy-two years was soap-and- water; and that he had been accustomed to gather rain water for her so that she could always have a supply of soft water to bathe in.” “TS that really TRUE?" “Cross my heart, as the children say. I read it in a history book. And I’ve no Goubt it Is true, for I know by ex- perience that no cosmetic ever made is equal to soap-and-wat “How often do you w wananneennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnanennnenonoonconnnceey “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What's the Use of Blae? By Clarence L. Cullen, nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnsnnnnre tl Interviews With Cupid: By Barbara Blatr. Author of “The Journal of a Negiected Balldog:”’ hh your face?” “At least three thnes every day. ‘ Be ci sees cnt ts maaan aeeae i Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New, York World), 1912, by Tho Pres Publishing Co, (The New York World), night, rinsing it off thoroughly with 23.—Cupid’ Broken Promises “But why can't you keep your prom. OBODY ever “Passes Us Up" until, Point where he Hae his Pick of 6top- little chap?” and Mr, Gordon We Do it First! ping, Going Backward or Going Ahead— warm water and then dashing on cold & water to make the flesh firm. The rea- 66 OW about | smiled a little sadly. and No time Allowed for Hesitation! son why spme people have an idea that H oho “Sometimas I DO," and Cupid looked We Know @ Lot — teal sun the complaxion ih bee (Prom!ses|at him earnestly. “When the man t# of Congenital! Some of us would Use the X«Ray on Bitss they see the wrong kind. ‘The you don't keep, |that sort and the gir! worth it. Some- Crabs who Try to] Ourselves » Good Deal Oftener if we MEAS issdehioula feel like vetvet on the Cupid? Don't they |times, oftener perhaps than of Squirm out of it] Weren't Afraid of Actually Finding Out Dern 4 St ilies a} all, 1¢. doee fot ever worry you?" | you gay sceptics mignt belleve, I have” by Calling them-| what Alled Uat } mabao with your skin and you MA best and Mr. Gordon) kept my promises. Many of my prom- egives, . “Nervous — if Merits. vecisty- suaninn ‘one. on siook his head re-| {ses I have képt wenty, thirty and Wrecks! Long Ago we Learned that One Unan- 8 ee sometimes fifty y and at the Gold- panes awerable Question is “What's the Use?” {wet the face cleaner with a wash cloth » said Cupid }en Wedding I have seen the old couple What Others do —_ epee i) the band, And 1 always une briakly, “they 100k in each other's eyes with @ love to us isn't Halt as| We've known Grim Ginks to be Turkish toweling for the purpose, I don't. I no longer|I was prouder ef than that I inapired Important as what! Whipsawed Time and Again and buy @ ten-cent towel and this makes feel any responal-| when he wooed her—for {t was @ love wo do to OUT) gre Wint eight washcloths, I never use them but bility for my|purified by suffering, strengthened by selves! n 6 and then boll them, So broken promises, When the world and |affiiction and sweetened by thelr years — veri ways perfectly clean.’ I were young, I used to belleve 1 would | together. It's no Diae| Cut out the Rigidity and Learn the } Maca « ue ay Wes Cert | keep all the promises I made. When tn ‘Something one of your writer chaps | grace to Quail Basement of Relaxing! 1s the face,” sai e ; ie mai heart I gentiy breathed aleaid once—I think it nac~te | i ae A Tetntre ina point Etorsot to mention: {Sromise of ove, a Deautiful new fresh truer than ‘many. of You would or OMe OWléting ts Digercnt! Thane “Biers Guia to Beemer -menld If you want your complexion to look nice you must wash your teeth at least | promise, dew-kissed, Iris-winged, which COULD believe, ‘There ts no reason,’ = ioe pul Blghs 1 she ome WH Fal {A once a week, Not merely the twice-a-day brushing, but a real washing. The|quivered and pulsed in the man's leap- he said, ‘why a man should not love Trouble doesn't’ Mind being Shown 4! eter! cp Tosiest skin looks dull if an opened mouth displays yellow teeth.” ing heart until {t found its way to his the same woman always, any more than | Clean Pair of Heels—but it Hates the a Some Inconeequent Men are #0 Highly | Imaginative that they Reeliy Believe ‘that the World taken enough Interest in them to Keep them Down!" Toe of @ Boot! ‘The Waste of Energy caused by Wor- ry would Bulld a of Bridges! there is reason to bell @ mupioian requires more than one violin for the execution of a melody.’ Perhaps I have not quoted him just right, but what he said 1s true. Only, such men and such women are rar “You don't use a wash rag for that?” “No, I use a tooth brush, I put a big pinch of bicarbonate of soda in a glat er lps, I belleved—ALWAYS I be- Heved—that a promise like that never could be broken, But so often when I have gone back to the man's heart, to see my beautiful promise, I have found its way butterfly wings broken and gray with the ashes of deud desires, So now | when I give lovers a promise, a beautl-| : of water and scrub my teeth with It.” Everybody occasionally A POCKET ¢- VYCLOPED Gut your ace Once! ie Seppe 126-——-Why do violin or guitar strings snap in wet weather? | 127—-Why are, we momentarily blind when leaving a brightly ligted room| Tt Taker some of us a Long Time to . | Learn that Happiness ten't neceseart|y | a Right, but @ Privilege! i | If you MUST Enjoy the Luxury of Re- morse, then Remove the Renigging At- tachment! Reaches the The Day’s Cood Stories Were Not on His List. A Wise Brakeman. HE tate Rev, Horatin Stebbins of San Fr: N Irian had recelved a Job ae brakeman eleco was a man of large mind and no ful new promise, rosy with desire and winged with hope, I trust—I only can TRUST—it may be kept. It tan't the Grand Stand Playa that | j aula up the Percentage Column! i on w railroad tn a mountainous section of | 4, ‘ " e but_ more familiar with the world Pennssivania, and wae to be geil a cer] “OM, yes," and Cuptd recrossed his F powers, bit more familia ¢ T {i ) of gmtettectinl and scholastic interests than with | tain amount « mile ‘as w pink legs with a worrled frown, “we | here ien't any Bense to Speak of in rn m one of the frelabt tripe the engineer lost rol of ile train, and at a dangwrous rato it wradients, w Ais companion, wh» vad teen clinging to tho runulne board for der to Hise, and, fearful . the conductor yelled: ‘ee Sie, OF, Sn? Blog, maze te Clemeeed are often disturbed oy the ghosts of broken promises, the girl, the man and I. They will walk sometimes, those | poor, pale ghoate of old promises, ‘The | most brilliant orchestral plece 19 not! for a dark one? loud enough always to ail thetr Fine ala ; 5 Part, aise aie aR ne 128—Why doce the moon look larger to ua than do the stars which are min a1, cams er, One Leader. ‘Mis household was blemed with « Asnghter, who grew tu tall and beau tmanding’ the admiration of all who saw Gay. 8 Visitor said {0 the eno doctor Doctor, your daugliter grows OES er, Wh, i's ron ink you; thank you,” ore charming | ! ae Gibson i replied d back: “'An’ do you thtul tor in his bol Banner. wi othe ‘Malton ee ee eel pi hs hd Making | screened corner ts not dim enough many times its size? | Man: Trace Horse thinks he's Doing Bodie ——>—__— ways to hide thelr poor, pale, | 120—Why does g glass of ice water become covervd with mist when | nis By Pi the Boy Riding him Late Geeta edieenes i ; ut @ Lani Urging Him On, sales 17h : 1, | brought into a roomfut of people, pier, Just in Time. NE oy] The main trouble hare, howaver: it | 140—Why do we somatimes feel oppressed and suffocated just before @) ‘The Man who can say "NO!" reno: IN Arkansas jurlge had convened court at ono - zs ? nantly isn't Possessed of a Falnetto of the towni is circuit when It was {d's tone grew brisk with #orm | "You! Here are repites to Monday's HPS questions will be answered Friday, queries; 121—(Why are north winds generally dry?)—Phey come from cold regions and, being warmed by the heat of our climate, absorb moisture from averything not repeat himself to all the other giris. | they touch, In consequence, they are usually dry And ft 1a this constant reiteration (What serve?)—They screen the earth from the] familar vows and hackeneyed phrases! sun's flerce heat, temper the sun's rays and are storehouses of ratn, in Nee mene ae Par ise Mstiag which rewults in unwelcome reminders, | 121 (Why is thore usually less rain from March to September than from Sep-| Micpesoope to Discover our Resliduum of nd 0 pens, ink oF paper had been Provided, and upon inquiry it came out that 00 ounty funds were available for the purpose, suye ‘Central Law fudge ex ls some money from his own pocket, He wae | about to hand it to th a visiting Aigh-orieed jmported article brought ot ce, mpoke up tu Firat» Qo on ta Boston Transcript, et — Had No Kick Coming. y » who was in’ the .Nebit. of freely was sitting veran la of @ village ty a texulne GURLA and 10 FEW WAYS tn which an | honest, well-meaning lover may express this undying devotion to one girl and annoyance, ‘There are so MANY T | thea | Life Is a Pretty Long March for the Man who Thinks he Must be Constantly on Parade! e 5..1912 7% Now LISSEN TILL + TeHRoved! Ti In’ To INSTILS Some JUDseMANT ih Hs Rapty Other Worlds A Story of Four Explorers’ Startling Adbenteres Among the Planets. By Col. John Jacob Astor . (Published by Authority of the Trustees of the Astor Estate). (Copyright, 1804, by D, Appleton Co.) SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING OHAPTERA, gy 2000 A. eientiste en Seta Mattia beets te planets Salat sf Fs! g 2 7 Y "Sunt virde wat Marte fot the planet Su) er, * after, any of : = b -3 or Supiter mia) dai’ rlanee ia mieh th; @ally ceased, they flew back to their Teepe ier Set font from the Getcianes Hae had stoos . astonished while thig act wi shee augerer what srange animal Me way oc f jae played. ba bow ey ‘This is the most marvetious ment of Nature I havo seen, wonderful divergence Analogy to, what takes You know our flowers CHAPTER VI. (Contintied.) Jupiter. DARWARDDN and Ayrauit shouldered their rifles, while Dr, Cortlandt took a fepeating tgun with No. 4 shot, and, having also some hunting knives and a sextant, all three set out in w northwesterly direction. The ground was rather ees Led seemed to rise from it. sky was veiled by dense clouds of smok: from the towering voloances, their left the forest seemed to extend without Nmit. Clumps of huge ferne were scattered about, and the ground was covered with ourtous tracks, “Jupiter is evidently passing through a Carboniferous or Devonian period such as existed on earth, though. if consiatent with ita sise, it should be on @ vastly larger scale,” said the doctor. Ez thes the smaller should be its Inhabitents, and always considered it a makeshift, put forward im the absence of definite knowledge, the idea peing apparently that the weight of very large creatures jg would be too great for their strength. prom Of the fact that mastodong and crea- tures far larger than any now Hving ¢y, on earth existed there, we have abso- Jute proof, though gravitation must have been practically the same then as now.” Just here they came upon @ number of huge bones, evidently the remains of some saurian, and many times the sise of a grown crocodile. On passing & growth of most luxuriant vegetation they ‘caw a half dosen sacktike objects, ant drawing nearer noticed that the tops Dewan to swell, and at the same time became lighter tn color, Juat as the doctor was about to investigate one of them with Mis duck-shot the enormously Inflated tops of the creatures collapsed with a loud raport, and the entire group sour away, When about to alight, fort¢ yards off, they distended mem- braneous folds in the manner of wings, which checked their descent, and toudhing the ground remained where they were without rebound, ‘We expected find all kin ew and birds, “But I do not know how w class those creatures. They seem to have pneumatic feet and legs, for their motion was certainly not produced like that of froj ‘When the party came up with them the heads again began to swell. “T will perforate the atr chamber of aid Col, Bearwarden, withdraw- tng the explosive cartridge from the barrel of his rifle and substituting one with a solid ball. “This will doubtless Meable one so that we orn examine It." Just as they were about to rise, he shot the largest through the neck, All but the wounded one soared off, while Bearwarden, Ayrault and Cortlandt ap- proached to examine {t more olosely. “You see.” said Cortlandt, “this verte- brate—for that {s as definitely as we can yot describe {t—forees a reat preasure of alr Into Its head and neck which, by the action o! ves, it must allow to rush into Its very rudimentary lower extrem! distending them with ech violence that the body {# shot upward and forward. You may A thestightly Inflated portion underneath aa they left the ground.” While speaking he had moved rather near, when suddenly a partially con- Jed mouth opened, showing the wn+ mistakable tongue and of A rer. Tt emitted @ hissing sound, and ia ? f “Be are ate on the x else. They Cubs, which the Cubans are Into a glase box and get from to read by. Here only one, if it could Ita Nght continuous! Having found an open ground, they eat down, and struck his repeater, which, fence had been arranged time, dividing the day into Desinning at noon, therefore 5 o'clock, “Twenty minutes past 4" sai@ ‘which (reula correspond to abeut quarter to 11 on earth. As the at half past 7, it will be ‘dark abent three hours, for the time between dawn, and daylight will, of course, be ae aert as that we have just experienced tween sunset and night." ¥ be ej h jen @ame scale are like the : HH it i i not vet enougl domain to ale * ned his back and tited his pipe. Tn noe he the t fram the volcanoe 2 and Mice pen winds swayed th the amall eyes gleamed mallotously. eahed'at 2, eee As it will unable to which, but l!'tle above the 3 some time.” sald shone’ with faint but steady r@y, and his mind's eve ren beyond hie natural vision while he plotures to himeelf the girl of his hevrt, withing that by some communion of epirits he might convey his thoughts to her and receive here, Tt was now the firer week of January on earth. ite could almost see er house and tite snowcled trees im the park, and knew that at that hour she was dressing for dinner and hoped end belleved tat ho was In her heart, While he thus mused, ope moon after Another rose, each at a Mfferent phew, ppoint- and, snipping the used rifle, he fired an explo- aive ball into the reptile, whereupon about half the body disappeared, while & alckening odor arose, Although the sun wan still far above the hortzon, the rapidity with which {t wan descending showed that the short night of less than five hours woull soon be upon them: and though short it might be very dark, for they were in the troploz, and the aun, going down perpendicular. ly, must also pasa completely around might an well ment of trying, shell from hin The man's love 1s sincere enough—very | tember to Marcht)—Hecause from March to Beptenvber the alr is warmer and ite »- | few men love more thar one girl at a| power to hold vapor ip greater) 90 that leas of this vapor falls to the earth in rain, ‘aa | time, I do the best I can for him, It 124—(Why does a madden biase of light hurt the eyet)—Because the pupil hus fe this wretched LANGUAGE which is| not had tine to contract enough to shut out the radiance which irritates the diaper bell, wwe on farms, began to ed to Set ne stoxk di 1 “well, this + fined, $8 for content, ate" thane ne awe tad humbly’ complied Excuse! ‘Shakes with Destiny for Beers’ Reads Rolilokingly, but the Most @uc- 0 Ouk and wet what i to blame, It js #0 Iraited, #0 restricted, | nerves of the eye, ore Ser pa a , Until you enlarge that, you} 18—(Why does a wet sponge swell?)—The water penetrates ite pores aud tance Adwaye esl the ence write ‘Cheer t empest any more of ME," Erives the particles of sponge farther away from cach othes, trae ‘ rm ts | Sonne neeceemnerere aiiearonee ane ee Hea me rennet Rill three were at once in the sky, Aae Justing the eleetric protection wires were to paralyze rate creature tl tempted to come within the would arouse them oy Fr: ashes the globe, Instead of, as in northern latitudes on earth in summer, approach. tng the horison wane and not going far below it, A ht and diffuse sound here seemed to rise from the ground about them, for which th: Breseaity ename som salem ORF IE TENE ORY LEE sors arnon