The evening world. Newspaper, June 1, 1912, Page 9

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday. June 1, 1912 ‘*S’Matter, Pop?’’ 5 7 oS (xR) co Oy By C. M. Payne. Cer ialet SPOR, CHimmy AN Just THEN AvWaLi Ike AND ‘PROCEEDED To UP To THen THe WIG LARE ANIMAL “THE NOTED ANIMAL DePosit SAMA IN THE WILD DISCORDANT ~~ KETCHERS IN THE TRAPPER, APPEARED IMMENSE Wid ANIMAL voreas oF THE JUNGLE a | p JUNGLE. DRAGGING A WILD BENGAL JAD Been STi Bur WERE GONNA NE TIGER By THe | “THIS LION To You, } q Oh, You Ophelia! #8 (x@xe-) BY By Dwiss WONDER WHAT COPHELIA'S mye Th “S$ WER DOG %? Ste HASN'T MADE Beene ar eh SKIRT AGAIN: eames np orn He EVIDENT WANTS T LEAD WHY SHOULDN'T WOMEN VoTE ,/F THEY,| BRAINS! BRAINS! DON'T You HONEYFUGLE|/ THEY GOT No MORE IDEA OF WHAT WANT “TO 2— THEY'VE GOT AS Much >} YouRSELF! WAAT DOES A WOMAN REFERENDUM AND RECALL MEAN BRAIN AS A MAN HAS! KNOW AgouT POLITICS —! "ts me Some - HORRORS! MAE. OPHELIA'S Feu SEE HERE ,HENRY, I VE BEEN IEADING | ~ WHETHER, THE QUOICAL RECALL UP ABouT THE POUTICAL SITUATION SPECIFICALLY REFERS To THE : AN 2? bike To HAVE You |\ SUBSTANCE OF THE C s ‘ IN | JUST KNOW SHE! KIDNAPPED: He's TRANG THE GYPsiEs ! (The june Bride fe aaa aa ae Be By Eleanor Schorer Heard in Jokeland. The Sew York Word.) WRAPRARRE AAA RRR ROAD mn at, Ab ~ R Ee S Com oS SO - aa & q 2, Jones—Of coursc, some etenographers are oxtremely expert. Brown—Oh, yes! | knew of one who married her rich employer in less than three months, John—What's capital punishment? Paul—it's the six months’ sentence a man gets for stealing a mililon ‘dollars. ww The Papers Say By John L. Hobble ae Cop 1912, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New Yack World “HH: 4 sanctions parcels jone-half cent pi . 80 that people } post.” This ow acting | will not have to give the waiters such | rather sudden. The peo-\large tips. |ple themselves didn't sanction it —- ‘Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers Other Men’s Attentions. Uris @ young man has formally asked a girl to bo} his wife, and she has consented, he has no right to object p> any attentions she may accept fram other ESSIE'S plate and herself are just too brimming full of Love to have| it isa bully good joke, while they reli ' + lainty dishes set before them. | untit about fifty years ago. In figuring the profit and lose in youn aa nd 1 Ale A 'B any appetite left, even for this sumptuous last Bachelor Girl din- ELEANOR SCHORER, | eet Wall street we must not forget to in- know that I have eald this before and it aeems almost 7 ie 4 ¥ r . “ : aC elude py 4 too ouvlaie dp eaviae ail bun a Spas eraantinis ner, And her heart-whole and fancy-free chums just laugh and think | “Man arrested for tapping wire and |clude the man who committed suicide bie | stealing electricity.” Then why don't |last week after his speculations, yourself introduce the they arrest the politiciana who are a » your mother | stealing each other's thunder? “Cost of living to go higher.” This “1s St proper for a} ee is impossible, There is a limit even to recelve letters from youths indignant ‘because the gir! | 7 : I'm calling on regularly ts going to @ dance with another} Why don’t you try to get your parents|fense for a boy to have at least one | ried in June. 1 work man." on your ede and ask them to makefhand in his pocket when he ‘s talking | lave on! Suppose he ia? What earthly right have you to try some overtures to the girl? to @ young lady?” enouwh to prevent it, even 1f you have honored her with certain | — It is no great offense, Put tt fs not) If yo uu can get a a7 " ‘ tokens of your favor? She has made you no promises; you. "@ B." writes: ‘Two young men have| considered the best of inanners nice Mttle trousseau with the sum asks permission to callata) “Harvard's famous elm tree is to be |to altitude, haven't even asked for them. It's a fair fleld, with victory proposed to me. One of them is ready = mention, or should he walt untl ene pomoved.” This tree was intended as cmgune = yet to win, and other men have as much right to compete ¢o marry now. The other will no 1a aeage a av ee arp aaire eat nn la shade for the athletes; but they “Authors to forn4 ‘bestseller’ trust.” mS yourself, ARAN SLBALE I 9 ROOD, fs aRCntARS #8 ea Peary reg PIO BAO bang whites. "I aon te bo navried | bookWorms tised it f0 such an extent! They must take the binders and the “M.A.” writes: “I had a quarrel with| “HT, J." writes: “I have paid attention Take the one you love best. Nothing ‘/t a disease?’ do not know each othe: M ls it proper (or my intended hus- | that it was of no real value to the | press agents in with them; and not @ young man, but he has just inherited) to a girl for three years and sddenty’! oige should count in making your de-| You are muffering from nelt-consctous- | #ny® who oUglit not to speak to tie avd to pay for the wodding announces | coege, be deceived in the belief that the cow @ fortune and I want to make up with| she stopped seeing me because she found | cision. news. Try to think tess about yourself, young lady without introduction. How iments and the bridesmaids’ flowers?" erat tents of a book can make it @ beat | aim. Shall I write him a letter?’ out that my parents objected to her, —_- | — | can I make the two of them ac-| Theme expenses are usually met »| Zou know what he will think if you do.] How ca I win ber back?” “K. J." writes: “Ie it any great of-! ‘A. 5.” writes: 1 expect to be mar- quainted?” ‘ene bride's parents, The Government intends to ovinm seller. BS ‘ e