The evening world. Newspaper, May 31, 1912, Page 23

es a T 'UN FER var LiFe; Po? ! THeRe (SABIE Bumns Bae { HEDE, THERE BZ KIRK eave that it ts foolish to berrow trouble when it is eo easy to get a wife permanently, ‘The allentet in the Tt Craum case was not woville | “able to give his de- cision yesterday be- cause he forgot which gide had employed him. Qirs. Derks says there are more do, than people in the world, 60 hhi going to be an antl-viviseotionist to keep In with the majority. Mrs, Fork intended to go away and visit her mother yesterday, but the train was on time. Bince the two new doctors came to town the Council has passed an order to enlarge the cemetery. ‘The pianist at the Hall last night had 6004 execution, but he didn’t have any good tunes, A oun chade that oan be adjusted te any angle on its handle ts an English (mvention Geatgned for automobilists. Tf @ te true the eins of our fathers are visited on the children, our “enoestore must have had ali the fun there was, $6) °Srssandvasened down the rord tye the Landon husband vanished down the road, re the London ‘Times. “He's growin’ shookin’ bali “Yea, I've noticed it,” assented her neighbor, “Hver deen moultin’, as you might say. I Crimp." “And well it might,” sata her nelghbor. ‘When my old man lost bis hair he felt the cold somethin’ terrible.” “Oh, in't the cold that worries Alf,” replied Mrs. Orimp. the bother he has when he's washing himsolf. If he doesn’t keep bis hat on, poor dear, he can't tell where hia face Gnishes!"’ Kipling’s declaration that a woman is a “rag and a bone and a hank of Retr” makes us all junk collectors. A refrigerator to keep the contents in good condition features @ new coin-! the-slot eandwich-vending machine for public places. HE ides! bungalow is here at jest. An architect would charge you £200 for drawing its plan. But by copying the accompanying diagram from the Harvard Lampoon you get it free. Every bungalow hitherto has been shy on servants’ quarters, There were dig living Tooms, bedrooms, & all for the owner and own. But when it came to a question of kitchen, servants’ rooms, &c., there wasn't enough space left. The kitchen was all right—till you put a range in it. window. She kicked. Also, her room was the size of a lean rabbit warren, Not OUTLERS PANTRY SERIANTS COAT. cLoser even room for complaint in it. So she left. But now the new style of bungalbw robe the servant question of its horrors. Servants will stay in {t longer than the A child's rocking horse moved by an electric motor has been patente by a New York man. The British Post-Ofice controls 800,000 miles of telephone wires, ROFESSOR—In the classification of your cases, under what heading would you place operations pf the verm|- F form appendix? Student—I would place them under the caption of “Inter- nal Revenue.""—Judge. is served An electrically heated tray for keeping food warm while it ts b is one of the newest ideas in the line of electric heaters, ‘A Massachusetts woman has patented a wire gauze cover for Bird cages to Protect their occupants from cats and insects, H Don't Know, RE are some things you probably don't know, yet they are simple, every-day things with which you have been famlMar from babyhood, Take @ pencil and write down from memory the figures on your watch dial. Simple? Yet you are pretty certain to make at least two mistakes. nles and two cent stamps all your Ife, down from memory the words one-cent plece and @ tw it? Ten to one you can't Write and figures on a ent stamp. Can you do in do that. from memory the few words or figures on stamps, coin and watch that you have seen every ds; your Mt, Why eet? reeks see his | Then the cools had to stand outside and broil the steak through the | h'e' Evenin <S* Matter, Pop?’’ YA Barrer Loon out PoP as GoT A Mis igen pr en en rn rt ee ete, pte re on oe You've seen pen-| count to each other, pent, without mistake, a long poem or song that Have you spoken PLAINLY and given | "ud only you have read only @ ¢ew times, Nearly any one|the account BEFORE taking; 60 you! y But you cannot repeat correctly| may sgt find a bitter medicine AFTER | Bes Ci Sek tk ane By Sophie Irene Loeb. © the June bride there is one day >_< Ont Teis THe pee? PSHAW. I DONT Teint ir CAN STING couip See ME SHE'D FURT | World Daily ™ Now ft YA RatTeR Ania out Teun YA AT THAT PRETTY GAL HIDING HER rece IN THAT B14 uqLy ai Tin stow You Afow T Hanpred TRES WHEN | WASA BOY! Just Sha YouR HAT OVER OM LIWE THAT AN’ YouLt NEVER 6cT S “Everybody's Doing It!” #4 (-atmatir) Pere eeecseceemn an nne masseesecoes pretaes ial By Carmichael = 2 4 nee) ” , - Magazine, Friday, May a1. --, een, THERE 408 ANOTHER SIYELL Dare wiTit AeA FACE HID IN ONE OF “THOSE DARN iq HATS | Re 66 aw Cae aes a - a ———— er et upon whieh It fe a jong time of June entirely you have And would you know how to find the (i ge toas BaP Has the sunlight obscured a possible gray cloud that may bring a rainy day not reckoned? NIZED. Thera must be a basis of livelihood and each must be physically fit.” Just sot The “spirit of only come with the understanding of| orang: to Insure June Roses and Wedding Bells Cop: 1911 ‘The Prom Publishing Co, TA Ne Now honk Works reagonable mfort | 1s the loaf fa oneness” can! share even hlos he, to reckon with the rainy season, % 1) Love f and each ‘of us needs the that slice long after the soms have faded will make WILLINGNESS to! THATS No TBE IT'S A SWORD Fi9d, IT OR TATE. By Barton W. Currie Based on the Saccessfal Farce of the Same Title RR nnn (Copyright, 1012, by Tf, K, Fy Co.) 6yNors: ‘Travers Gladwin, an eoventeic me a re But he KNOWS we Little, * ned rotary of Office 060) responds, Travers frend arrests Tarkinaon, te much alarmed, CHAPTER XXII. (Continoed,) borowe Pe Patrol. r OHNNY PARKINSON turned ] the first corner and then | i] turned again into Madison } avenue, Gladwin caujd hear ¥ the couple on the front seat whispering excitedly, the girl almost in ‘hysterics. “You've almply got to do something, Johnny,” she was saying, “You know If we get our names in the paper father will be furlo Remember what h said about the last time you were Tested for speeding.” Running along Madison avenue, Johnny Parkinson slowed down, turned again to the uniform in the back seat and ead tremulou “Can't we compromise this, OMcer? jot on the aven-oo, Mr, Parkinson. s'vo got too bad w record. But if ye'll run the machine over Into Central Park where there ain't 0 many ser- geants roamin’ round we might eMct a sittlemint.” A smile of great gladness tilaminated the features of Johnny Parkinson, He lot in the clutch with a bang and ft Was only a matter of seconds before the ninety car glided in through cond street en- trance to rk and swung into naw of the East Drive. the dark re | Slowing down again the young man at 4. the wheel turned and sald anxiously: “The amallest I've got nd ft really need sc vy alsy,"” is a century rf | : A 0 day! siiver ining, ao that the demon of dis-Jeach. It Is a give-and-take proposition: | for the lovers of June the future tine | “s I change hundred do EN AU aig LOU Lag content might never find room at the{and when you give your promissory | worth while + (At present sho 18] hearthstone? note at the altar, the Joy of {t all will! ja Atty, wnloh to, lethal ze "Something. old| .“Asaln all these things and more|be manifested when the interest de- oN a Re 1 EG see Ne anu] would the seif-same prophet of peace | manded of each is not usurtous and te setts whstnun Glebe “toe inne bs Slingure everyday humans, in event of | DIFBYOULT to pay. ! B e tt manded: Bovcom a cee ueure Mle In thiamad maelstrom of demand and! y us. Gk ba 0k Momething biue''|. “Eitst of all," he says, “there should | activities, there aro WO people to con- | Vi t’ | Aw Oy Br Mal Granimatner togie|2® eaual rights in the home, Kach|sider; and not ON® as the idealist | incent's ight hav@ to pinch yes Me itoratty, but met | *ROUld respect the wishes of the other. | would have us believe | A again : pee satan peemmtnet {An equal PARTNERSHIP must exiet;] “Happy ja the bride that the sun A dvice od fer minutes ister Gladwin hea " c 1, - ve . ot forget e youn way Dy 0" A eee ital with the rights of each firmly RECOG-Ishines on." But she must not forget | Nake tls Magers st aN She has gomo- — —_ | sage st | him the money? He's no better than a thing old to look Congeniality. thiet. T hope you've taken hie number,” back upo! some. ry ry HERE should t wouldn’ lo any a 4 je | Ane ate aR naid Johnny, sadly, ‘They're all In to- ume new ool! The Day’s Good Stories [ibe to"imar-| gather and i'd'only get the wore of Te forward to, eontes riage with-| Rut did you notice, Phylits, that he | thing borrowed from Cupid to return in : out love, but true| looks a Tot like ‘travers Gladwin?” equal measure, and something blue to ¥ Hl love is alway) retorted the gtr ‘forget. ‘Thun the average bride views No Weather Talk. | Familiarity and Contempt. based on congents |‘ and {it all, And this gives Abdul Baha, the] ¢¢ nat i con't enteretend hes | HERE, {s in « western town a jilge whe ality. a MGR: 4 Soe Sgt People,’ suid the man (rom cocesiomally tite the flowiog bw! tt cae Merwin Rrepletol: vans capa {oe rou nai. wnehing erin, iit ows” and ont One monutag, mins ts the great] The girl wan about 10 speak again @ ‘o th: way you tele abent the wea jor following an unuy itt eneounter win th @ojection to the) when she was sure xhe hear nuftied |free country, the freedom of marriage My feed oat sgt At te the abjout |p: ryt he rel in his office os! amt marriage of olf or| laughter behind r Phen ear | is abnormal, There 16 not enough im- be pl gg " By} e ‘ddl sped on Into the avenue and just missed owl "t yo ore?" was Ho a thts morn Som Aire ven ddle-aged . “s |Portance attached to it. Anybody can| gayi dont yu talk about st wp ot faa) MA ats le: morning, tao airs Doople, with the | Solliding with | Fitth avenue motor get married. It seems to be one of tho| "In three years I don't tink Tb ae Cory sone, Thery| hut. OMcer Gh wax pat doven a block easiest things you can do here, ‘The| the weather molen of fire thmen ead ude, with, groan, 1 can be no atmilar-| rr ing of the immediate precincts of comming existence ts hardly considered weak sou mint talk of soaethlag,” Siideen eee entng Ay a taste, The adwin mansion. Mis only fa cage of one romance after an- reming ishts and th Johnny other, and romance {# !ndeed a very tthe weather, what thent"* discomforts of young men and women| was a far whaky thing to build from. If youl N tases, eee, ore must, in the very nature of things, differ the «irl, w would promote peaco in the home, mar-| Cm, Ly cae from the pursuits that please and dis-| vain (o place, rlage must be made more diMcult, Tho - O please persons of mature growth. sciatic | purpose of the pre day marriaxe wes tn) marriage between such conflicting ele CHAPTER XXII, |im haphazard in {ts conception morning, ments is hound to be unhappy a : P lou know you bave to pay | int ey ofte t ‘ Pi P “Given @ little romantic stage setting Pe Pay ER cogent re || Money in often at the root of tho Old Grim Barnes Getsa Thrill and the thing is done. There is ve ‘ ‘Dry mir way and (ake no |y junions between January and May SEEN precipitate departure of Ta ihe acne limsnttanda | Baltimore Americar third, got cag! money and & momentary {infatuation on | Tra Jadwin left Whitney Pee Ate Freie They | ay, eI Shuck feet tao nn fyet m the part of January, And in these days Barnes and the go Into {t willy-nilly and find ft aif-| A Full Report. hat Jor opportunity for women it's mo par TURPIN cult to go out of it In the same way. | pa vp a, » had been Bie ee ear id att he ace tine BM) ianily at each | “There should be perfect understand- O y prompt) i ane ine St) who dose it brings her. pun untrocked policeman was an ng with respect to habits, temp — was an} pee Mere a ee ee ments and pecullarities. The great mta- | ‘enating, wer) “M. B." writes: “A young man’ wa . 19 an take 19 thet people try to reform after | ster —_— to call on me a certain evening, but marrage, to conform to each other, " gmiled the 7) ea oe em CarielD exening, Gu [which causes the trials that they had arent, "but how oo each. eld dia yon do itt” | A Wit. |attn's came, ‘The next night ihe an. | Ga Ne akitaa i # pos: with fe aM PATTEN, at orf y. | Poare was 0 @ told my |) " [ot ealoutated they would be calted upon | pole J MBs A. PAT ait © Ml) narenta he hal been Ui! the provious| Aud spread 0 bear itereal Prohibition | ever Now Ought he to write Sree or (ee ate “Too much of this is hidden before Welcome. | orm ‘ qe sated toancte. | shall 1 want ' AEP OVE PETAR AVE sou any last message to leare—any | “Drigk {8 an erti tint takes an there 1d avant ' 1h ° the marriage ceremony. People do not) set any ash manage to lure any | "Drigk it an er tiat take T think you might wrfte him « tutto anaried speak plainly nor do they give an ac- dha sarelt beside the, tae eh Saat alla | note expcoming regret that he had beer | fin in This is most ‘There is one, Mary; but 1 think I had better | A tom: tamer." he mit, “once dia | ll, Thon he will probably write and } partant! tay it fo eine ove eler played ce two gerantuims, The frst, | awk when hegmay are you again a A ; No. William, speak it to me. 1 can’t bear to | vatered tr f tit anil . 1 have me, officer,” re And the sege of Orlent speaks | dian st any one eon hearing sie last nonlat | Nie rr ; ” the young man, lightly. “The words of wisdom you then, lite x dear, Let wiper my message | ¥ mt ant K. 7." writes: “I have been @ is dark on all four sides. You Perhaps you can re tle prospective bride, thoughts hidden?| to the doctor or ne wunloler Mf he bere, It nialty de friendly terma with a young and | are in the same boateguardians by Et gl Fre at! ne fome tume, but have heard that 4° of the ¢ agalost the mysterious od a ree ree te se Gemcaratiat wi | Keeps bad company, My friends say 1) foe. ‘Wil Qu guard the moat trom “Well, then, if you wil bave it, 1 mosey wie should give him up, Do you advies me ‘ho kite Hl operate the port takin Or you, of the masculine s, ’|to do sor’ be No st Laat? 8 ys alt HS ef a a A Millionaire Policeman on $ OV PRECEDING CHAPTERS, millionaire, love at sight aa of his, for auto epecding extreme rigut 1 believe to the lower regions. 3 am ure left the by vag on."* ‘ - the blessed saints prpatese Yeu ff it's @ trap ye're riggt i? 3ei- chael Phelan,” breathed "that gentio- ‘haking his head dubioualy. Pp I'll go down into that Rit. res th yen lead And Phelan patted the in bie hip pocket as he swung erow: Barnes led the way through long narrow corridor to the rear of the house, while Phelan followed, tering and grumbling every inch ree Way. There was no ¢urther convesss- tion between them whil gated the elaborate @tairs, ond at last Phelan mrattorings and accepted from an armnful of coolWbooks with whi¢h to regalo himaclf until he was qummenes So taeame ‘his uniform. . eturning to the big silent seems tov Whitney Barnes was & loss how to occupy himesit, thundering stiliness ot on and he found himself tl dozen different things at once. idea the tmage idea pursued . the great chal volved pleasant vielons, Suédenig he thought of his father and sprang to hia feet. T'll break the news to “By Jove! pater,” he cried, “There somewhere in this him up at his clu Ie fairly danced out inte the way in wherey and elumped instrument te. Bis Barnes senior had just settled down to hia claar and coffee, In which he Gouna immense comfort after @ hearty ‘To be disturbed at this mont moment of the day was, to @ mem temperament about stung oy on a divan with the Jap. attendant bade to age grow! and the to call him wp in to the clud in ger- endant crept wack weth ort that Barnes jr, insisted Ghat there id be no delay~that he had a vastly lnportant matter to report om. Old Grim Barnes flung dowa Bis cigar, gulped his coffee Ull he eheied and stamped off to the telephone Seoth, 5 he bellowed you, pater—sorry to @teherb Of course ICs {important and ao damn nonsense about It, I— No, I haven't been arrested aad em not In a pollce station. “Then what the devil— No devil, nothing of the sort, the contrary, quite the opposite? called you UD to report progrese—— You W better then <irinks, four more and Barnes, will On Pre aot, sober bated yoltng off for an inetan ©) recakd that this afternoon you gave to a year within which to find « white, 1. Vive found one already, Now you know Tm intomieateda? Was my voice ever soberot=now y You won't listen? But you This is all up to you. You eo I obeyed. § dad, she's i L realiy is her last nam To tell yo haven't found that out yet, ~I'm an ase?~a bianwety, bleak eee? Just wait till you see her! I met Rer up at Travers Sires soba Travers ia Esyot! No, vou of course be 1a, Put—- ‘ Pai i