The evening world. Newspaper, May 29, 1912, Page 9

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wedn Nou LITTLE SCAMP You AVE ME WORRIED INTO YSTERICS BY RUNNING AWAY! NOTHING WILL Sou ERMA MH ttle MAN SAY Did wT HAVE 4ow mucd it f. Ma's NEW HAT +omMe — HAD A GREEN FEDDER ON TOP ~) Everybody’s Doing It!” 24 (sear) BY fm tHE ost LUCKY GIRL IN THE WORLD = 1 RAVE THE rinest HANDSOMEST HUSBAND — Of NO YOU HAVENT — WAIT “TILL you Ste f my nuBBy, HES TAC DEAREST, t GRANDEST — Copyright, 1912, oy Pos Peym Pattiesing Oa MR. JARR REFORMS A JERSEY HERMIT. (RS. Dinkston held @ smal hasd mirror before her husband's face that he méght see how he looked @ince she had trimmed hs hair and beard. (Being deprived of work, even of #9 eedentary an out-of-doors job as hermit- tng, dk not appear to worry Mr. Dink- ston. Being out ofwork never had in fact. But now that he had a wife who would provide for him it bothered hiin ¥ youl. NEVER KNOW WHAT A HANDSOME NAN 19 ‘ThE you SEE ny. HUSBAND | “Oh, bother the poets!’ snapped Mrs. Jarr, “They are as big nuisances as hermits. You can't say a word to thi man but his tongue wags with poetr; “It Falsehood's Hi it, disdained, ‘And, when {t could not Praise, was chatned,”"— began Mr. Dinkston. But Mrs. Dinkston, even less. Gomething of this must have crossed | Whose nerves were completely upset, fis mind. For he said to Mr, Jarr}ad an outburst of hysteria; and, re- ebruptty: verting to type as a Militant Guffra: fette, suddenly pounced upon Che ex- hermit and roundly boxed his Jaws. “and pray," asked Mr. Dinkston. mildly, “what 1s the occasion of this assault? “Look at you!" cried his wife bitterly, “Look at your fect! They are out of your shoes and on the ground Mr. Dinkaton looWed at his feet com- posedly and then quoted “Never marry for sordid reasons. Marry for a good home.” “Then why did you leave your good home for a hermit's lonely lot?” asked hie wife. “Haven't I always been good to you, always provided for you?" ‘Then she turned to Mr. and Mre. Jarr and aaid “He does not reproach me. ange. He does not say one word. | He ts an And yet it was all my own fault!” “THESE, teet with Angel wings shall ve Anane C6 him. ‘The joke will be on ‘him, then, yout “Why was it your fault that this man And tread the Palace of the Sky! tan’ says the eae pyres been know. ‘ ts too lazy to do an honest day's work?" | “They'll tread the way to the palace Aare Hite vata hg ee ee ats ere See 74 en Coane *{ brought him along with me when|of the Erie Raflroaa at this point! ‘ ateato je mistaken,” said Gladwin, — “gimp i a Y was looking for bungalows for &| cried his wife sharply. “And after that one” forcing « laugh, ies Senne ke eae eee q client,” replied, Mre. Dinkston. “Tnis| they'll tread thelr way to work!” BRAGGING | ""No sir!" cried the Jap excitedly. “But you will see,” Went on Gledwh ; place was advertised. Mr. Dinkston] “Do my ears deceive me?” muttered ABOUT ! | ek In big authile’—~ «if you'll let me exphin. In order to ! petted some pretty kittens le saw: play-|Mr. Dinkston. ‘Work? Why, @ man w wait, that's enough,” Gladwin ne 4 policeman I've got to have @ unle= ng about the place. The person that} might as well be singie!”" ie stopped him. a fated OFM, Haven't 17 s guided us to the spot said they were| ‘The Jig's up, Dinkston,” counselled “A “You tell me br yee pea “Of course he has," urged Barn > " mountain kittens. After Mr. Dinkston | Mr. Jarr. ‘You'll have to go to work.” FE ee ae eecnuabout to flash upon him. 9 And yea are offering me five hundregy, : had petted them it was necessary to| “It is @ contingency not wholly re- NAR ene eee eavin agaany 10. Scere 6A sokert bury him up to his neck for some days. | mote, it would seem.” admitted Mr. mJ m7Me | ent tia up Phelan Wropped his arms limply at his ) When the people around here dug hin| Dinkston, “but I have cogitated over ee er (ith You say they ateal—I go saloon’ fe and permitted his eyes to bulge ad out he said he felt so at J to tae! the matter and have come to the con- Don't talk any more! Don't speak nnat's it,” crled Gladwin, “ soil that he would stay here and be aj clusion that T can prositably devote mj Go over to the hotel and walt yi Gladwin, “E assure, hermit. ‘The landlord of the hotol|energies to the extermination of musca fe Tl wend for you when 2 want yn Want Poor maces hifirsor A thought a hermit would be a good at-| domestica. Head hunters of the musca Not another word.” catch’ my, felend ast Ti oes aK to traction and offered him his meals if! domestica are offered excellent recom- bad | *h 99 0 iri ied out of the room, Mundred dollars for lending it to me. he would let his hair and beard grow | Pense, where successful, by many ae- eer Pp, u er ‘Noting. the still glowering eye of “It's too big a risk,” punted Phelan, and be Dlotured on souvent oat sos0h | Pn ae for civic and sanitary beneftt, What's the Use of Being Blue? Good Stories § | omer ws ravers diadwin turned to pada oiaborate, bandae end as ‘A Genuine Hermit, Hermiting al ; attempted to say casually: brow. “ 4 } It was manifest that Om ry the Beason Exclusively for the Mountain So you are going into the ‘Swat the » gets an idea info his " cer was View Hoi ” z | Fly’ business, eh?" asked Mr. Jarr. By Clarence 1. Cullen. His Bid head there la no use arguing with him, fofely tempted. To goad him further “etm nie dorows. They look so] “Where will you begin your activitics is Did. here is only one thing to do—don't let Travers win produced a Httle roll ha : Lin thts line, may I asx?” YORKSHIREMAN recently entered an auec-| hum speak.”” yellow-backed bills from bie pock shegey they make his eyes look wild.” | Wi i tree lunch co ‘a (Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The York World), tion mart, “Looking around and catching | “ha young man etarted to hum @ Mlutwring the bills deftly he strip; | advised Mrs, Jarr. ha hh counter,” re-! When She Is Older. HP Way In 1s Illuminated by a] Doesn't Know Anything about the In- ayo during a lull in the | ee ei trolled toward. the heavily Of one engraved with an M In one ¢ “My eyes,” sald the ex-hermit, {Pied the ex-hermit. | “If my memory semen has a! Million Lights, but on the Way’| strument! vat loudly enough tw be heard | 10" ed window that locked out on Mér and 500 in the other, He tumed it ° serves me, the game is so plentiful as a * 7 “May Oy iin evens. about several ways so that Phelan cou! rn nore te BORN there that moving pictures of the hunt ways existed Out you Must Carry your own — Betas Mul telat ofl Ou himmin | ee é etudy it from ail co fone ih ne lertens fie Mites beam, and the kill would be elso remunerative ‘Taree Scratch a Flatterer if you Want to| thiaking him » customer. ‘| ~” 7 tered it before Whitney Barnes and jee ill've forever rit Pulga eae lin — find Somebody with Fish to Fry! All even ving tiruel on the questioner, ‘we, | CHAPTER XXII. said hia and Stars are quenched in Nia! villi A T's Kary Enough | ! sug for the dor, walks “Well, VL bid 90% lad! G in cBay; Barnes. there's something reatly older than himeelf, to Throttle Habit {rhe taugbler’ which, tetiowed’ wapoed be Travers Gladwin foes = EM Handsome udovt these yellow-backs, « even {f the differ- while he'a Still a| Tf Our Condition were Sich they'd | for gome tine. NeBita, ered Pee Search of Himself. isn't there? Notice how that five and Th M M t fF hi ence is but # few Cub, but it Takes | Never be Able to Ingult US by Class: ahi es | | Seared Ot Ae 4howe two hauahia are engraved? And Cub, pus: Kea | sg ue with the ‘Idle Ri tia | OLICEMAN MICHAEL PI ‘@ amazing how much a altp of r e ay anton ashions barely] pera an Army to Slay id That Crowd Stayed. HT LAN was at firat undecided lke this will buy.” - sina alan Biot Sood ahd Lag tah he a ome Day” te the Solace of the| QENATHM SWANKON of Virginia tell H whether to curaie tha ‘te | This was too much for Phelan, | He MEROLDERY ie be person? #708 888 his Full Growth! Beale e# be firey political parting E ts and arrest poe ogling ag “a and arebheg it, 1 | : , ! sista: SAeaaE. 0 hic trousers pocket and! E ing much used on back of the preju- It's Hard to — ‘ , jomen, Herod Mim ‘da & auemicius meats began unbutioning his coat. Suddenly children’s dresses dice, Phystcians , Easily Led is Easily 8! oh ee ‘ or to remain on the scene o stopped. this season and| MEYRPUINGENT, and echool-teach Wheedle Back the tng thie Weket'e be ont’ yelled the man with) and get to the vottom of what was fay,” he sputtered. “S'pose there this one is daintily {ers will tell you that a woman develops Health that §08| oceans Aine wa bai micining. Hak Merealotus tells us,’ 1 resumed, with a gulp, | ROIS forward, ; should be a robbery on my bea ' charming. It is made|physically, mentally and emotionally Moab: AWay Ach een eae viaurlon Ca tint was" Fut to figit the | He chose the latter plan upon the | “That would be flne.” said Glad all in one piece in the|#head of a man, In other words, the es ¥ ae © AOR Golileont - pypiration that [f he arrested a mil- ‘tbe @ credit to you kimono atyle that is at {Sitl of eighteen fs older than the boy of @ Whoop! tracked we have @ Head-Or Collision! | | “Tun tie miaialed and I felt Wonuire he would get iis name in the Or a murder? once so pretty and yo |sishteen. ‘The woman of twenty-five ts oa ever Canslder Gapitulation as Lona| arcctTeeiime..be caled ‘Tos,enda't be [PADS and. Tose mieht read of it and Be tor wtih a8 i fashionable. It can be |USUally older than the man of twenty-} The “Rest Cure” is a Kind of Licensea| Never naider Capitulation 4 a! Hin 1 this crowd, It's been testes, '—Buf a reallzation of the im- vases, "Ue es H awful groaned’ flaished with the trim- |"V® Loafing indulged in by Zigs who've| #8 you can Cover Up alo Comaercta aonsity of hia offlclal dignity rn started to button up hie Actually, then, @ young woman should | Never Hone Anything! a Pi 4 Ile was further urged to this course Ct again when Rose's taunt came hack ming portion in yoke|/marry a map a few years older than doesn't Amount to much Her Father’s Bu: cotant nonchalance of the two ‘him. ‘This time the tempter delivered form over the neck |herself, én ofder to keep the balance es poeen Wea SINESS, by the In TN aaa eayine any Vital blow and he tore off his uniform edge and with oddly even. And the young man who marries| Jf you “Just Don't Know why you! unless we've jot the Ammunitt A WEALTILY business man of Chi young men. ey aN mt PAYNE BBY t and passed it do the young man. shaped trimming por-|a woman, say ten years his senior, will|don't Go Ahead” Probably the Boss| ,, ? er ene | Meee! at uae gt Belg, me | mere: attention 10 hie te eniure in Guawin slices’ {b sa: ever: hie Saul tlon on the sleeves,|probably live to regret it. For, even| aoa gel You! The Trouble with the Ready Promiser | 1.4, grojuetly of the tact. that. hier, fat to the inanim 'M clothes, It fitted snugly. It gust hap. or it can be left plain. {as a woman attains maturity sooner ou! is that he I his Race at the Pos en & police Not that they were ashamed | the roo ; 75 torr pened that the sult wore was @arki> The belt is really nec-|than a man, so she 1s quicker to show — 7 111, mat es wae just ee well nok to mention | "Well, what did ye send fer te Coll blue and his trousers matched eveu- essary to hold the dress |the signs of old age. Paderewski, now a M atiti] Phe Patter the Excuse the Less] Me. a rs net o tameon ot white | NO Drowe Out Se aay I rately in plac 1 the one tices Six Houra @ Day, he’ Plauslble {t's Liable to Be j oe ae ee eon, a shih at Travers GIAOWID f Be » "Now the bonnet,” d that athe slipped A Birthday Gift. 8 Six f aa Day 1€° Plausible ft’ able to eral, well known | octet nen “ thous! t you sagt He eer for the unifo: ee brig Mein: HAM ia Ging MOS | cP. D." writes, “I want to give a book ee ae lal Gee Ne eee eer aa te | acd. sok upon the enraged blue- foe hae aM ” 1 dress’ shown in| to a girl for her birthday, but am at a as now, Stra, Dal, Was your father’s | coat ee 4 Phelan, Stasped the peatereé best eee small front vie loss in making a selection, What do = > yg a a os ashi Liles Pep ap question.” {Con woth a flourish, making as natty « wi eal i an’ that W svalloy edges | you advis ~ => plied Mrs, Dabl Natiowal Mou sjadwin stared at Phelan steadily a feure of @ cub policeman as one would Am 8 bran Jeather | It would be a good plan to ascertain | —— t. his emile vanishing. want to meet, 1 Wi dt tg! ts “fal ‘te © The Spirit of Yachting, ("Ve tt aot en mis taatt eae"c" ana! eh ae Me one, Linen, pique, gal-| the girl wants to read a en give cc MImuid: ieee maibes ker teal you to do me a little fave ow would : 4 . aeotes ree he weather Cor Mediterrenc ta make five hundred dollars?" Barnes's admiration of } cn ee ata ks har ORs ae 116, Why do we perspire when we are warm? | T seen al tte Sew Moe eee | gh hoary bribe me’ nerve was beyond power of on liked for dresses de-| “g, 8." writes: “A y nwhom| — 117, Why are we.able to taste? | some of our Hiaest boats are bow trulsing in'the | “Not at all, sergeant,’ When Gladwin started for ¢he doorway, * signe for service. For |T have known for som as recently | 8. Why docs 80 , blue wat a T ain't no sergeant sowever, he called after him: the daintier ones, thin-|neen acting cool to me, Shall I send 188, Why docs soapy safer form 9 iath | 45, Maw fee and Iupartous reste ht, Heutenant Hoy there, Travers, where are you ner and Hghter fabries |'or my ring which he has, or ought he 119. Why is there sometimes @ sense of presi ‘ A Etats | Mt Commas eens took the tae at Ae n't call me weiner ee 1a [to return it?” : elling in subway or tunnel? |in’ the fd feanan Jou anon van) “Well, 18 la Wap Me shot “ACh ututge” Ae re ponded cheertty." « or the 4-year-ol¢ i 5 once @ the daiuition ot! °Nix'on the p * sho db vay, Whitney, give Mr. size will be needed 2 | A’k him for the ring, and don't give 120, Why are cellars cool in summer? a yackt and back Phelan, the c ness returning Phelan that tray end decenter ara —# Pe Ria 8 | eee aaucicy (a Couns Tish ReUeins pis {Well may deer song Iaty, « yaoi tw auy that he Was being kidded. "I'm patroly that he goes down into the kitchen andy 36 Inches wide or |ances in the fut will be answered Friday, Mere are the replies to Mons} --Bittebura Gasetie Times, ™ | San hee Bee In Mlohbe) Tnelam, SiREN Sere watt my Rar pe Gel yare nehe: auld > a m onto me ad tha naln eo. TH look after with 1 yard “ * wel BY.4 Averis | No offense, officer.” Gladwin huvried the outstde, So lon: ” ) 2 D, KB." writes: “fam in love with 1 t th t hot we ’ ; J x 5, nates, inihite GHae dae DE oe eae Maen 80h shove salt & ll, (Why does the mercury In a thermometer rise in hot weather?) | The Difference. Jc I'm sure 1 > your Jo Hold on," Phelan | led out feably, and trimming portio: A ii re Rt taag nih ea ' Heat expands nercury and inakes {t occupy @ larger ppace. ME! ay yay at an afternoon eet ana dt 4 {No one could look you and doubt "U'd ike to know Waat the divyil ie” ‘The pattern 7465 i, | ’ as ha um, ans now only direction tn which tt can expand (on account of the sass around I tm amartly dressed girh and “ at—ut VM wive five hundred dole all means, I'm fair hypnotized, fi % f ° fe. How can pack ? SUGiid ica HIGH IAG AN HAL AaUn GobI AES) Whe basabh coaéon td change | the universe, Beuind them ile af the | awhile. and turning his head, “that I'm earns, | should have apprecisted his love when | fT M® 19 RAND ARG ER BY ROSAS 4 cuss the audience thes Ilate to, t are youre up to find myself, I'll arvest myself—f both. Ta at TH EVENING WORLD MAY MAN VON FASHION {| you had it. 118. (Why does salt preserve neat?) Galt removes the water contained ja the lank @ i mminenied | Trig ea vs a Joke," reptied: myself and'T have to go to fail for It * U, Donald Building, 100 Weet Thirty-second street (oppo- = animal fibre, absorbing it and leaving the moat dry I the tt kuow 'whas | Gladwin Now, do you ge: me?” tite Ginbel Bros), corner Sixth avenuo and Thiriy-second atreet,2| +c. aria Beulnad “A a 14, (Why are we less hungry in the night than during the day?) We breathe ering of tia wort. A Whitney Barnes. who had been Hatens "No, TH be damned if Ido! gurgted New i, or sent by mail on receipt of ten centa in coin or} {lady's arm, although I had no intention | more slowly while asleep, Thus less oxygen ts drawn int» the lungs to consume | 2h Pa aemen se bares 9 ond had sensed (Hadwin's Pasian, bat the Wore had sale 5 x a he food fuel arta 1 spiration Ain passed his lips when the departmental ® stamps for each pattern ordered, lof turting ber. Now she is angry and] the | Lierself that there’ tn vos, off Ak aaa gulse of Officer 666 vanished from sight IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly an‘ always specity{ | whn't speak, What shail I do?” 145, (Why do some cooking vessels have wooden handiew to protect the hands between It and mine, 1 never” Fee ee WY tora. End’ (he Seane dace ainiemaa Tee size wanted. Add two cents for letter postage if nm a hurr think a particularly abject apology | from heat?) Wood ix not a Kool conductor of heat, and the wooden handles pr |m catia lata alkane? thei te jo said the tlabberkavted Phelan. bang. ‘ ig in order, vent the heat from the metal from warning the hands, Mine ts paid for. Bits, at's it,” returned Gladwin, *T (To Be Continued.) my esda >: Ny LAMB. A PEN By Carmichael} | | O 1930 Dy AND BRAVE, | Bini THERE isnt, nt ANOTHER TAN te Be} Wn THE tre alee WORLD LIKE Win ¢ for the girl Ranke know) She adds to take aw towting ama ‘Travers, to ay wn’ as Off > get ri hi at naar Michael HELLO, Wire ¢ May 29, TRON AND WHISPER To Jimmi tlow muer IT WAS AND MAMA WILL GIVE HER CANDY CHAPTER XX. A savage come runnin’ wild-eye down me 1912 st Moving New York Story By Barton W. Currie Based on the Successful Farce of the Same Title ‘opyright, 1912, by H. K. Fly Co.) 18 OF PW CHAPTERS, Travers Gladwin, an eccentric young New York militonaire, secretly from Kay} “Blue Boy"? \dinal, Barnes are discuss Helen does not recognize Travers, la identity to her, Ha learna she is tn love with she and the supposed Ts mont valuable of the Gladwin Hut he does not tell \ ing at treanurt 0 of whom al sends cert the threatened robb ficer 06) responds, Bu id of Phelan, want come 0 tal te] (Continued) Phelan to the Rescue ‘or a ive going to bi “A thief’ tomime until Gladwin caught the fire in Phe- Jan's eye and decided that er to temporize, dwin,” he bowe ot ar corrected mine—and uniform w! end for me? he de- “This here little Jap- ee nn eees er vers Gladwin are to elope that same evenin by this time Travers has number on Phelan’s shield—“Officer 6667 S one of youse Mr. Glad- say," stammered Phelan, “what's win?” he gurgled. 1 about? & They repeated the pan “Well, I've found out that a thief te, just for a jok D8 poses an Ti Gledwia, ~ i Mig Cag ES I le I he abet aad ake Haves the v3 for « policeman, Patrolman decided to avold ke your place; I want to be- ; pping forward to read the while."* reak in here to-night. ped the policemat you kno egular thief," the young man» . hastily, “He's a friend off T want to be waiting in yout, hen he comes. J want to nab