The evening world. Newspaper, May 22, 1912, Page 18

Dy t The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday. May od 22, a us @be orld i A + SSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Bun the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 68 to Eppes ety Bevent Seper y Me row Tom m President, Park Row. PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Row, Matt Stes "te The ivening | For Rinwland and the cont » World for the United states All Countries in the International and Coneda Postal Union. acess 08.807 One Year. s++ 801 One Month f SHE-WOLF’S MILK? Now in the names of all the gods at once, Upon whot meat doth thie our Colonel feed That he hath grown eo great? )VERYBODY has wondered. Now everybody knows. E Not meat at all, but milk!—“four or five glasees at e' meal!” No whiskey, no cocktails, “almost” no brandy—bnt es Dr. Lyman Abbott reveals it in awed whiepere—frightfal orgies of milk—“the only thing which Col. Roosevelt takes to excess!” Whence comes the Cotonel’s milk? Surely no peaceful, mild eyed cow cropping clover in # sunny meadow supplies this wondrous % fiuid! Only a cud of nettles and ironweed gnashed in wild and stony A? pestures ’midst curdling thunder and lightning could produce that fearsome tipple! ‘ ; ie Or is it the milk of fierce end untamed creatures of the junglo, brought ‘with immense danger and risk to distil its furies in the Colonel's veins. Romulus and his brother Remus, the brawny babes im who founded the warlike race of Romans—were they not nourished r by « she-wolf? Bs: Or does the Colonel as aid that strenuous mother’ of ancient mes who mixed her children’s milk with blood to make them bold and ferocious? What is this milk—the secret of these awful “excesses”? ‘And by what wonderful process are the microbes of mildness, » moderation and human kindness that so infest the most marvellous @ of Nature’s liquids kept from lodging in the Colonel’s system? “A LOCAL INSTITUTION.” ORD MONTAGU OF BEAULIEU, a hardworking, wide-awake ; Englishman, business man and traveller, editor of The Car # and the Royal Automobile Club Journal, an authority on motor vehicles, who has just arrived in New York, says of our taxicabs: y gimences | ‘ I have founé the tawt fare here somewhat excessive. I should say that having to pay seventy-five cents for a ride ina q a «motor cad from the Grand Central Station to thie hotel (Rits- ts Carlton) te rather steep. The tanjcads are not up to those of Be London. But then] should not désparage local institutions, Very kind and courteous of Lord Montagu. We hasten to assure > * him, however, that the particular “local institution” of extortionate “taxi charges is one thet the citizens of New York are beginning to ‘ themselves in no uncertain terms. Any criticism he cares a to let fly in that direction is likely to be taken in good part and used Tay te help along the reform of the taxicab situation. . Not all our European visitors treat this “institution” with such mildness and petience. Perhaps Lord Montagu’s remark is worth ; all the more for its very politeness and moderation. ay In the same spirit we respectfully refer it to our esteemed Alder- ¥ men with the suggestion that it is about time an exorbitant and pre- \ taxicab service ceased to be one of this great city’s noto- Ki rious “institutions.” a WHITHER? ae Alte: WRITER in the Revue des Deux Mondes, trying to —% @: 858,400,000,000, Germany $89,000,000,000 and the United States “s ‘ He concludes that, generally epeaking, “agriculture remains the ©, feundation of national prosperity.” France and*the United States ~~ @erive their chief economic strength therefrom. In fact he declares e eat in opite of all the complications of modern civilization “the earth is etill the source of all weelth.” , ‘Wilt it also prove the end? Spree ® a and charity that a self-confessed murderer, convicted of having _ fegenuity and indifference, goes to a merited death with the aire of a " tard wrong that be “preys for all and forgives everybody” ? price of meat is going up, up—out of reach or reason, Well, what of it? If everybody in New York went out to- night and bought a pound of beef, took a few last chews to until cold weather comes again, the general health, temperance and cheerfulness of the town would be all the better for it. A Tatia Quotation, where one can bring fancy Bo de Eetytor Brening + to be sold? does “Possunt Quis Posse ated mean and in what language HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. ‘To the Editor of The Brening Wo of Natural History, at the Metropolt- Brening World: foes em ‘as to the | Zoological Gardens? ©. FH, untrained man would have| At Natural History Museum, admis- @ living at truck gardening, |#ion free. At Metropolitan Muscum of making thea thy edvice for auch | Art, frc> except Mondays and Thurs- days. At the Bronx Zoological Gar dcas, free except Mondays and Thure- ii would be tu work on a| ‘his new business. A email, Put him in the fruit bual- | days. j = i “Walk While You Can.” To the Raitor of The Evening World: i figure out how much verious nations are “worth,” estimates |j, the “fortune” of France at $48,000,000,000, that of England |» |eaid M. IT to-be- recorded es « eign of the progress of human justice betrayed and killed ¢ young woman with the most cold-blooded | i " g@ martyred saint, assuring the community to which he has done das- es remember what it tastes like, and then never set tooth ‘in red meat | ) What days are free at the Mueoum tan Museum of Art and at the Bronx ‘Copyright, 191: Puttishing Co. (foe New Yorn Wort 66 _F your mind ts stil! set on having @ vacuum cleaner, I eaw a very | good hand machine, a little fel- tow that you push back and forth on Wheels. Seemed to work fine,” said Mr. Jarr. ‘Oh, we won't bother about it now,” . Jarr, “I'm more interested in wondering where we will go this summer than I am in vacuum clean- ers.” “Why, you were fretting just the day because we hadn't electricity use so you could have an elec- "responded Mr. “I've got a lot of things to fret about of more importance than vacuum clean- ers!" ald Mra. Jar, coldly, “I wish I didn’t have a vacuum cleaner!" it," grumbled Mr. Jarr. ‘80, like 1 machine on Broadway—' Now you tell me you nice hi cheap, to not interested. That's the thanks I s for going to all that trouble!” reat deal better off than “If you really wanted to me, why didn't you see what you |cooking over a hot stove. ter in the Bronx hai could get a firel cooker for?” lovers’ vows, ecason most able for the plant. ing and growth of my only trouble in this world was that! “I thought it was the only trouble you had by the way you talked about big | booby, I got away from the office early and went around looking at vacuum cleaners, and, as I told you, saw a very flourish at all eea- sons of the year, but at no other time do they bloom in such luxurious profusion as in June,” and Cupid smiled significantly at Mr. “I am always at my best in the Undue Strain. ? f will be too hot for walking e: in the morning and after #unse! ts the best exercise known, an ideal time of for the long and fatigul re up health N.Y. fer Girl, BI ’. ckiectetat Mr | i of 1t, readers, ij “ie eel ot te the addrase abiyne Woman's faye 4... BROOLENSDEETOR,, are In another month the average weather mmer by teiing long dally walks, Take advan- sed 4 health Re et A el ‘are money and health, Don't walk when ip tite Ferner eat airh | Meee, ced end dco't cverce tt, but regular walks. Beware, too, of “cooling drinks” on the first warm wriet.” ‘that tired feel etic and more eager than ever for] quisies' stiff white skirts, gleam on the daffodils’ yellow gowns. No one is forgotten in shower; the most humble brown twig, idle, Tam most busy. When you don't|the most commonplace feel like doing anything, I come to/tree-trunk, the smallest moss-stained pebble sparkles like a bit from fairy- able, fascinating things for You and/iand, ‘Then one by one she wakes all the tiny feathered members of her tho sight of @/great orchostra, Bobolink, thrush answer sleepily at first, until an inkstand and a fiendish hatred for|at last the woodland orchestra is in tune and bursts into song, time of the year when you ‘don't feel up to anything’ I am When you are mos up to everytht whisper all sorts of delightful, ador- the Only Girl to do, “When you hate feol a bitter animosity toward even @ pencil; when you loathe the roar of the ‘L' and the clang of,the| “Then on trolleys and the shouts of the street] breeze, June Mies to the windows of when you feel a great dis-|all her lovers. taste for the hot, dusty city streets! ‘Come a with their Jagged Mnes of fagged, per- epiring and Hatless humanity; then I] what I have done, Go get that girl NOW and bring her here, and I wouldn't be surprised, no, not a bit surprised, if L could make her say “yes',’ “And the laay lovers just scold be- cause she has waked them up, and say there {s time enough—oh, yes, there is plenty of time—and turn over and goto turess, that month June, See how| sleep again, But the wide-awake man who knows there is NEVER time enough and that he who WAITS is LOST,|the ashes of th @round and—well, it is usually | dishes?” rly bird who gets the girl, come to bring you dreams of June's green fields, her impid pools, her pur- ling brooks, her sylvan della and wood- | where violets hide and| “Bhe is a clever minx, an artful Jade, a designing schemer and a bold adven- “1 hear one of the clerks at the Weather Bureau has sprained his carefully whe sets her stage for the Who has so many trappings for “Yes, It broke down from writing | her acenes and euch gorgeous curtaing jowers to-day and to-morrow’ eo|us she? With what care she plans The early morning, rose. re ee a -— ae ren er te te a gece a His Twins ¥ (sentir) 8 By Maurice Ketten her RRO ARORA OAR OAPTS Interviews With Cupid By Barbara Blair, Acthor of *The Journal of a Negiected Batldog.”” Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), No. 22—“THAT MONTH OF|¥<''0. dewmiated, when Her to the centre of th JUNE.” though she wear but a pin| UNB, the| Ck and swing a pink sunbonnet in 66 . one Iittle band, June gives her the month of ne wonderful settin roses and - morning, that month, those eu nsitivelin her wake, her white robe sparkling plants” Lovers’! with dewdrops. Low in the heavens promises. Promises from sheltering leaves, you mortals get] yelvot muse; 1 am more ener-| tots’ purple ¢a ; they (To Be Contin HKSSSLSAAALAALALKALAAAAARARAAAAAAL Ail Mrs. Jarr Threatens Her Husband Y With a Genuine Fireless Dinner HAAAAAANBAASAIBBISI IA AAA ASAA BAAR AA “Oh, that's what you want now, ts it 1 Bos Be those new-fangled fireless | d cookers?” asked Mr. Jarr. “1 ddn't say I wanted one,” was the reply, ‘I simply sald you might have looked at them, Now the summer ie coming one doesn't like to think of ‘And how sweet she is in the Would guspect her then—#weet little rustic—of her designs? Here she comes with the rose-vell of Dawn fluttering ehe flings her rosy veil. calls, and violets, daisies and daffodils hod thelr sleepy heads, among the grasa, and with shake of their pretty selves peep out; Softly she) that 1 would ha’ stir lazily} ¢, “With eager hands sho scatters her} brilliant «ew-drops everywhere. sparkle on her carpet of soft green y glisten on the vio- joft little rose-scented see! Come and see!’ she erles with a #oft little laugh, 8 cooker and they put the Sunday ner in St to cook Saturday and then #0 off visiting, and when they come home ‘the next day thelr Sunday dinner is cooked, Mrs, Dinkston hes the agency for a fireless cooker and was here trying to sell me one.” “She thought she was too," replied ‘But nobody i e of this country are crazy about machin- ery, They want horseless carriages and fireless cookers and self-playing pianos and such things. So, as she has a hus- and to support, and rea! estate is dull, Mrs, Dinkston has taken the agency for @ fireless cooker, She hopes it will help her sell real estate, too.” ers will help the sale of real est gan Mr, Jarr, “I'M “Pll tell you if you'll only Usten,’ in- terposed Mrs. Jarr. ‘Mrs, Dinkston says women are in revolt against house- be- | striking against all kinds of work, even against baseball, which is play, #0 why not the women?* “Yes, why not?" asked Mr. Jarr, “But what has that to do with fireless cook- ers? If we had @ fireless cook you went on strike that would to get up the morning and light the frel ene" ‘ou don't have to light them,’ ‘Can't they invent a makeless bed and a eweepless floor ai ja houseless hom: ed Mr, Jarr, “A bungalow {8 a houseless home,” rex ‘plied Mra. Jarr. ‘‘There are only a few |bungalows you pull a rope with a knot jin the end through @ hole in the door to ring the doorbell.” “Why pull a bell rope, why not put your hand down the chimn 5 joing to tell me how a fireless cooker eliminated house- work if one lived in a bungalow?” Pnat's what I was coming to, and tt real sensible live in a bungalow, she says, and you these in the stove or fireplece, and that jheats the fron plates for the fireless cooker or starts the things to roasting and boiling before you put them in the fireless cooker, Then, you see, you haye no dishos to wash! An," erled Mr, Jarr, “That's Just like you, finding flasy in| } Patterns. $ eine wanted. Add two cents ger letter postage éf me hurry, everything!" cried Mrs, Jarr, lilt In winning a woman an ounce of audacity is worth a pound of theory. mice and mosquitoes, but nodody has ever yet been able to discover the reason for the extatence of a confirmed bachelor, much effort for a temperamental wife or a dyspeptic husband to turn it into @ perpetual enari, sf she only SEEMS 80, because every married man looks at his wife straipnt through his digestion. vote himself to several women at once, but untess he is a fatalist he should have sense enough not to try it. ; girl, won't some kind soul write a novel in which the poor but deautiful & SHOPPER (ts married to a millionaire while waiting for her change? tica, and in clover than in business. Bring on the clover, Algernon! entertaining @ devil unawares! Package up with a pink string, When the Worm Turned. Peirce eros” he aed, ting 1m O power earth shall make me do it!" unter, bid WN ae it 2 D* H.W. WILEY, the food expert, was | They looked Ike newly tmaried folks, but tap “His first offer,” said Dr, Wiley, the fate of dt, fair to the public, but Mt was 1B | Dy sou know Th Teality as unfair as the offer of the divorcee, finities. Oh, T think i would be just “h wil "1 am willing to let you have the baby bal | about the incomparable g play” | of the ti olden “I thought she was selling real es- jtate?” asked Mr. J a buying real | Mrs. Dinkston says the women | que drug clerk wrapped the bottle of cough |her husband. “What sou “If yon will tell me how fireless cook- | work all over the land. The men are| © cooklese fire, and | rooms in a bungalow and they are all| on one floor. When you call at some! 4 practical plan, | “Well, this 1s how Mrs. Dinkston explained it to me: You have nothing but wooden cups, saucets and dishes. After one dinner you burn ut how do you cook your fireless dinner first? You haven't any wooden dishes to burn till r you've eaten the fireless dinner, @ you? Besides, you say be no housework, How about carrying out Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Betentiste have long ago discovered the reason for the existence of fea, The marriage tie is full of knote to begin with, and it doesn't require 4 woman {en't really worse looking before breakfast than afterward; A man may have heart enough, time enough and money enough to de iJ Now that all the fiction-writers are immortalizing the persecuted ehép~ Any woman would rather be married than President, in love than in poll- Alas! How often a woman discovers after marriage that she has vm ed, firmly, She approsched| ‘The old man laid down a nighel, clipped the close to his’ side, Her eyes blazed into | bottle into hie pocket and opened the door. sneered. “That's 73 id aa cents," said the clerk, reising ite ll, I've paid ye," ited t! Ree “There's your tive epee. P “Serenty-five!" shouted th; ‘lerk, seeing . old part= about to weap, mae “I give ye five!” yelled the man, as be mags ¢ dash for the onee-aa-bour Bi ectrte amu * - ie TY ur Bingville «le aD “Ob, well,” sighed the clerk bs ce te and ttre “we'etand to make two oe1 ml q and to nts, anyhow!" Ladies aid he, “we don’t wees how hornbly oven worked they are till it's too late—till The? heals | aa mina are atunted irretrienabiz, "1 was once talking to @ tiny errand . height of the Christmas shopping eeson ine was wo I knew, serenteen hours a day, As be walked sturdily along with « mountain fils piled om his thin, narrow shoulders, 1 ‘Do you like your: jobt* cyheh: fie! be said, “I like ét fine, Only" ie ering Nite ieadeTimned UD at me eayly trom be "Only __——_ _ What She Wanted. J" MANN was on his oo The Unfair Divorcee. the couple in the section right talking at @ luncheon in Washington ‘about | not on their hon 4 8 food aduilterator. duction, "he "ewan iat ane, Warned be de “sounded, on | she had been and raid to her husband: I wish I had one of those ae after the divorce, said to her husband: | to sit on a rock with souhebody and hav _ and tell me that m: most ‘Good! aid he, rubbing bis bands, ‘Splea- | fil in the whole world, end” donut “Ub, buh," eaid the husband, yawning, “And that the delicate pink of my cheeks had —_ conidatt ive withoot me,” Goat tata ae Be vould" me, O-oh, I Small Profits any en ae je Rien’ affinity you want," interrupte@ ¥ medicine carefully in @ neat white payer | plain, oldashioued iar,"—"Mack's "“Nationse ecented with tooth powder and tied the | Weekly, T {8 surprising ty 10" many things can be’ done with such simple waist as thie made into two or thres of completely aift styles, without chee ing it tundi 4 With the fementally, regulation shirt wate S.c0ves and high collar. Inctly man and adi to the severe, tailored Style of dress, W4 vemmed edges, neok, famy collar end horter sleeves, it in ‘ainty summer bh hh the hay over paste * oct straight pisin enes does not tn interfere with thevgere eral effect; be used. The 4 lar that fini oben ‘neck Cau been square that fram the ‘one fous dation can” be fe oot, four, Py} nite ieeraet gta For the medium will” be. required. ‘# yards of materia! ‘3% 2h yards 36, 24 yards Lepeemmaar neon Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BUREAU, Donald Bullding, 100 West Thirty-seconé street (oppor site Gimbel Bros.), comer Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street, New York, or sent by mail on receipt of ten cents in coin op stamps for each pattern ordered. IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always ‘specify