The evening world. Newspaper, May 16, 1912, Page 20

a eae. 1 eae Pe Ata v * found and brought'to bay. ‘The rat takes a deal of ferreting. oe, eee hee Sle uae oe “The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thuredsy, May 16; 1912 = 7 sseasannieionorvetcincaveetansiniosnieitbiianeiibdesuialbtitnscericertienbenatblaneaiiieinsnilbeiabeiniciialieiiasalh ~. eve GE cars. Pinned (vate) BY By M. de Zayas|| ove Songs of SOTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. A Bachelor Girl Pwtisted Dalty Except Bunday by the Press Publishing Company, Now, 68 te ‘By Helen Rowland 63 Park Row, New York , a s, G a PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 68 Park R ‘Crgetiht, 1918, by Ge Pree Satine dn, he Hew Det Wetity Matter, SE DA ae “nSarple Thought. - for the United Btater All Courries 18, tw International NEVER wae 6 nese. oatal Unton, = s + $2.50] One Year. I T never thought to de one, s++ 86] One Month. ‘But eft the fooWeh Deby told VOLUME BR... . cc ceceeeee cece ee eesseeereees ees NO, 18,581 WHAT DOES IT COME TO? HE SUBWAY SITUATION is settled—for the seventeenth time! The Public Service Commission and the conference committee of the Board of Hetimate have clasped hands over fhe tunnel question, which was the chief mattér of difference. Tho Brooktyn Rapid Traneit is to have the Whitehall-Montague street tan- nd for ite Broadway line, and the Imterborough will use the proposed Old Stip-Clerk etreet tube for ite Seventh avenue er‘ension of the present subway. New routes to cost $4,500,000 are invotved in this latest echeme. But Borongh Preskient MeAneny says the city can amply afford it, so why not? ‘The trick is done! To be-cure some trifling details remain: The Public Service Commission must firet formally pass the routes de- cided upon. Then it must present them in printed form to the Board of Estimate. The latter must approve them. Following that, Mayor Gaynor must give his special and separate consent. Later, eomewhere about the beginning of the summer vacation, the Court of Appeals may decide upon the legality of the proposed preferential payment. After that the companies can be fairly bound to carry out their i] Te almost making MB one! The Rib’s Bargain. IVE me dock those fond earecces. \ G That you gave me once of yore! Give me ald the pretty Gresses That my heort te longing for. Give me all your time and moneyp— In my folly let me float— 1 Gwe me these, my “RIGHTS,” oh, Benag, And I will not ash to vote! Give me back my soft snap, Dearest ‘ Let my Ustle hande ond brain, : _ With Ufe'e struggles now e-rweary, Turn to darning socks ageta. Take back al! my burdene—take howe “Cherish” me! And then you'll eee. You can make the lawe—or break them. Not a word you’ hear from MBI : My ‘‘Principles.’’ HENE'ER I hang pon a strap, and mark with vain regret W 4 dozen Adams SITTING STILL, I am a suffragette!. Yet, if, by chance, some gentleman artees to insist That 1 accept hie seat, then P'm an ANTI-suffragist. But when in Algy's motor-car, across the hille I fly, And Uat to Algy's bady-talk, I lean dack with a sigh, And do not care a rap which wins! A MUGWUMP then om I! How to Add Ten Years to Your Life By F. A. Husth. M. D, Settled, and clear ae day to everybody! Let the public give ear to the Public Service: Commissioners’ Weber-Miehtian distogue anent the presence in conference of the con- Seid Comantedtoner Oram: “When 4M the pubic ‘interest conse to be the prime consideration? If ‘the Traction Trust lewyers draw up our lews end their engineers ley out our plana, where does the public'come in? We ere not allowed to operate the toad even. I want to know where the people come in.” Acting Chairmen Malttte:“They ere allowed to pay the fares and the taxes.” (Joke?) Commissioner Oram: “Yes ant guarenterthbont” (Another?) The trath is the putlic is far beyond expecting ever to “come in” Copgeight, 1012, by The Press Publishing Uo. (The New York World). To Prolong Life, Avoid Worry. ORRY ts ff the greatest ¢i i at afl on this derk-toom eutway deal. The public fs only too thenk- F | bape of ee hata race dnd he chat worries, enuch, le bowed ful to eee the real digging go etendily on. For the rest it has « desed — hole eta dyopeseia. The. reeulting indieestiea ine instinct thet @he longer the row the woree the reckoning, anf! {t longs : BR ites oh haath tthe nor-| erences the ‘worry and thus the Viloes : of i te el i . - to hear the final.word, know the “Wemmed total” and be done with : 5 : tad Cans larg ths, Souadeitin’ for" ts | foot eect introre soomeoes er nsete at { as soon as possible, i aie’ state known as melancholia and per-| Worry affeote chiefly the nervous eye ¥ haps even other forms of mental dis-|tem. It disturb: ep ease. It 1s the underlying and unfailing] of sound sleep 1 ym Cause of many a disease that refuses to| becomes a slave ip the habit of worry. yield to medical treatment and la: The worry thus-énervates and devital- jong as the mental state of worrying] izes, sups and sucks the Mfeblood of an individual. In time it will paralyze js an extreme, excessive men-/and destroy him who becomes subject fety due to external and internal] to it. In order to keep in good health canes. ang to prolong one’s life, worry must at PASAAABAAAABADADAAABASAAABAAAABASBAL The internal conditions that bring] &ll odds de avoided. If there is a con- are subject to the will of|dition of {11 health at the root of ¢he Lom bls Mrs. Jarr Views Clubwomen’s ew aan Life From a Strange Angle. nuh. teu: catiode! tholata care orem | attention AAA "a aeeine tactics quickly come and the habit of worry is alto-|@# possible. Once that is done a useful gether abolished, There are causes|out-of-door work or hobby ts very beni from without that are often at the root}¥icial in distracting the mind from one’ of constant %orry. The modern Intense ernal things. The Interest strain of life, the keen competition in ened dispels worry, improves ‘ @ aves WONDERS HAVE CHANG oa WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD were the Wi Babylon, the Statue of Zeus by Phidine at Olym- pie, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Colossus of Rhodes, the Pyramids of Bg the Meuscleum et Helicarnassue and the Temple of Artemis of Solid wonders, these—stone ami metal thet the eye could gaze at, the hamid could touch, towering four-equare to Heaven—wonders because of size and weight. Most of them wore built for the pride > / hi ‘ \ a of monarchs et enormous cost of slave life, and served no end save ey rr their coreg benlstip Be tons, payee pepe ip lyestersy lela that of inspiring awe anil amaze in the beholder. The SRIBBAABABAAIBIIDIBIISAABASISSASAAAAAS tending her children and minding her house, and in her spare time she wrote > with servants to bring them this and | enough to be grandmothers but painted | ‘Uncle sin, ousiness, the extravagant and utterly|the health and prolongs life, } bring them thet. What good are they? |up and dfked out Mke young gals, is ae Ok thet useless demands of the many new| To be in good health and to add ten ‘What are the Seven Wonders of the World to-day, acconiing to “Oh, they do a tet of good. They are| yong to effect any reforms, , efore a lot of other ts dally created by|yeare-to your life, by all means aveld the Cornell profqssors? SY tn We Yeading the fight against ohWa labor |around Ane hotels and resolutin: K and resoluting women th a| Wilisation—ail these make the mind| worry. Try to develop cheerfuinese of | and tenement eweatshops, for one| “It is only by agitation and the air- hotel ‘mind me of some of the|{™éll on the one universal subject of|mind. For the happy frame of mind ’ chentitry, refium, anti-toxins, acroplanes, the thing,” said Mra. Jerr. Ing of these octal injustices thet better| women reformers I've seen!” how to make ends meet. @uch a condi-|-will overcome many obstacies that seem Pepane Oanel and the telephone. “Having no chiléren of their own, | conditions come about,” said Mre. Jarr.| “Have you seen many?’ asked Mrs, | tO? drings about no end of anxiety and| insurmountable. Take the necessary they look after other people’s, hey?’ | ‘‘Tain't so!” said off Mrs. Dusen- | Jerr. worry; resulting in general il] health} care of the general health; engaging in Mest of Cem mere agents or mediums without substance—these | Omvvett, 34:2, wy Ts Pre frttitinn On | astted old Odes. Dusnderry, “and having | berry, “Harriet Reecher Stowe didn't] “Do you think New Ter is the onty |*M4 & consequent ehortening of life. |ocoupation, | exercise and amusement wadiprn “wonderv”; fow of them impressive save for what they do; ne work te do in thelr own homes they |eit around the Boston hotels apeechify- | place that has professional busybodies?’ |_A® hae deen sald, worry depresses the) that will distract the mind from the } RS. Jerr and Mre, Dusenderry, the | want to stop it in ether people's, May-|ing end resoluting. She stayed home| replied Mrs. Dui sendersy. “Dia nervous system and this in turn affects| cause of the worry, and dispel the pene of them, with the exception of the Panema Canal, representing 2d lady from Indiana, were | ———————_—___' | near me tell of Saphira Gracdie of try | {ne various organs of the body. 1iges-' worry ‘tealf, fr Ghemebres enormous cost! AN of them were found or begun vy Seereee rem. Op Tans Grandies of Arcadia Springs, Inflany?’ Thought meeting, after having tea in earOG romano te ee ne eae m= 1) Domestic Dialogues. “Weal,” said the lady from Indiana, Qirs. Jarr confessed she never had. “Wal,” Mrs. Dusenberry went on, “from & little gal that Sephira Grandle ‘wae @ nosey busybody, ¢ Miagmmpantta have yieiled to means and methods in man’s estimate | “never in all my iife heve I seen any- By Alma Woodward bose everybody and Garnet ea ths “werlere” be tne made. , Seine Nats Nie 988 Sen fg) > she got older tf she couldn't be ‘Rebecca pei cet a A a @pecial brings out all them women?’ nvr, 12}, bw The Pee Publishing Oe, (The Kew York West), cure ae He Saath Se one's C ta or other mate. 4 ‘ special THE VISIT. may stay here all day and day. TWO of the Paris auto bandits have been dynamited, BS eping Macey] a Sire Jar, emus: Me aun een T have nothing to conceal! How aid ‘y 2 ‘ ke my typewriter? hot end trempled out of the world in due style. A five-| Censruly muon there ie e meeting ot) (ume, White cater the outer oftce, with mocn| Mra W. Was that girl at the ewitch. month’ ogy of ewleseness, including twenty-three murders | Society, and when the Soctety for |i"Srw'ahuaguble tates tit gown.) "tnt °| Bord your typewriter, 1007 bh T think! a, A. R. Auxiliary. ‘Then she got ex-| | ‘8 very unattract H ? . end counties rovberies anil man crimes, only to be trapped and | Mice! Research mosis, ae RaW, (acing up 40 atice bor)| at. W. (trlumphantiy}—There you) tet about women’s rights and. made ‘cart dp Rp cadge ot dig unted rate! Was it not, in fact, Mesa J M Boy (impressed dy her \preciedty tow, chadowy, scuttling, rodent type of these men thet yy citbwomen they think slory)—I think eo—t'll eee, Vitus taking tea after the meetings hat about ali the tales of hay. |Ce°rse Berkybile vote for Belva Lock- jenstied them foro long to elude pursuit? The lion of crime is soon | they are doing a great desl of good tn matene rial worn over Seperate dresses are exceedingly emart and woeedingly attractive, ‘They ere very quaint and very pretty, and they provide most be- coming Uttle wraps, while they do mot Mean any appreciable amount of weight or warunth. Tals one can be utilised for such treatment or made to wmateh the ekixt as “Then she married George Berkybile id jined the Eastern Star snd the irtere of thie and the darters of thut. 4 the Sisters of Pocahontas, and the - wood every election. If there wasn't an: 4, na for stenographers? It's rot! Ad wh A man's office is little detter than a[ Vol for Belva Lockwood in the ballot x og A ox every election George's life was here Higher vement casted Healt 2hate SP Peal Gaeios tack fa the Thought mo 2 aa There are, 90 “Wal, took to drinking. And je - Souk Ct RRR Don't you think i 11 ane thing to] Mrs. W. (rushing in effusively)—Hello, | soluidly aut. om 20h /then Spahira Grandie—nobody ever think yourself happy, to think yourself} #eary! I'll bet you're surprised, aren't] Mrs. W. (at last)—You don’t seem ¢o called her after pore George—jined the IL ON A DAY the Mayor of New York cries shame to us| healthy, rather than be miserable, un-|¥OU? Z didn't give my name on pur-|be very busy. ‘Women's Temp'rance Crusaders and liked and it is equally r happy, sick and complaining’ posel How I happened to be in the| Mr. W.—Now you can see for your-| sma! all the rum holes in Taylor emart in both because we read nothing but trash, a Boston doctor declarcs| “What would them women have to be |Belghbohood was, I went to that whole-| self how tame thie office is! Township one after another. And the As mede on ep Pvncsal our clothes will be the death of us, and the President of tho| mak and complaining about?’ retorted |eele piace Bella Slump recommended) Mra. W.—I tell you what; As long as smashed the more pore George tie Anished with a you're not buey, you can go home with|drank, till finally she emashed George A the ol lady from Indiana. “They are|™ to, Because I thought I could get National Wholesale Liquor Deslers’ Association proves we are me, early, And we'll walk up the ave- & jot of lace cheap for my summer 7 than ever! It rains, eo. = Gresses. But I couldn't. They're reg- The New Deluge. ular skins! Wholesale NOTHING! Mr, W. (nervously)—@it down, won't you, dear? fro h Ore, W.—Gure I will! Did the boy ters m the People think I was your wife? s ‘ me Lag me ces eer 718 op ‘em out up rough, bet, but I jus 7 jo came in a that a “dame t n you bet, but to all saving grace. abla tor men. oe frei Srv demonatrate eased in all the clothes there were"| wouldn't fet ‘em in. An‘ one dame on| “But one day there came @ barrel and efforts to get wise Wie wanted to see me! @ wire got fierce peeved ‘cause I| marked ‘rum,’ by express from San enacted to remedy the « Mrs. W. (indignantly)—Waen't that] Wouldn't bet her talk to yuh! "But you| Francisco to Saphire Grandle. She tuck affiict soclety and the ho: impertinent of him? Are you going to] know you sald: “Don't let NO ONE in|it as an insult from George, because it fire him for it, Henry? But no, on| 82’ don’t put NO ONE on the wire fer also marked from the Feejee la- vening World: second thought, maybe he meant & in} ®! hour! So I didn’t play no favorites! and she invited us around to see ‘When I was a boy the Maine-Cleve- © complimentary way. “Dame” may be| (MM Mills. baring acute hearing, has caught | her smash the barrel and let the devi's land campaign of 18 was on. I read ‘a very grand word to him. Don't youl "Mr (sweetly) — And has the| licker run into Mud Creek. campaign literature eagerly, I read 2 think so Henry? stenographer gone home so early too? “Well, Sis Saphira hit the barrel piri | that if Cleveland were elected there Mr. W. @libly)—T'm sure of it, Just] Bo: fot? The one wot wuz here?| With her axe and head flew off and Hig, | Would be bread riots and the coun walt @ minute—I want to give him a|Aw, she's just a substitute Ain't she| there was pore George come home again try would €0 to smash. Of course, Mossage. @ mug? But yuh ought ter see our] in loker! I believed it all. Cleveland was elected. @ enter office fer a me-|own girl! She's the classiest ittle| ‘She had him put tn the famfly plot,” ed I waited breathlessly for those broad "we pratt, have |SePber south of Forty-second atreet!| concuided the old lay, “but temperance and he run away and nothing was ever nue @ little way. heard of him for years, when it was Mr. W. (with alacrity)—All right—|goesiped around that a sailor had seen you're on, my dear! ‘ George in the Feejee Islands and he (He hat amd cost end hetés the | had become the tawful wedded husband ase eoee tor bert Ol of a doten Fesjes women dressed tn Boy (greeting him in triumph)—Well, | beads and feathers, And we heard he I Gave ‘em all the steer! A couple of] owned ships and was @ savage king, lost ed to end if fabric tie tind The 4“ * 4 eo elecvee Sewed “to etter big erento a. and the I ttt if i il u i What riots and for the country to run “Little Dimple Chin" Mr, White cails| folks say the smell of that Feejee rum Pattern No. 7432—Over Blouse or Coateo—~ ‘working sirt aptry y ‘ @ nice little chat with you. Let me m to git out of th , oth oareny, shat We ene yin) ye . you t 4 blow you to e drink. her—don’t yuh, Mr. White? ain't never going eit out of the M4 to 42 Bust. mete! Here we alr at our street, and the country 4 Going businens > Lat’s pretend we're not married. aa kes rennin ceareerenay., im Maa Semen at the old stand. I've never since then| = Mrs. W. Galyly)—No, you don't! You're) "1-9 “eurriged}—Holy emake! I ain't ————_ pare Sane peek Mages Laan not golng to get ME out of this oMce! | wing yer wited Rave all them swad- fee ponte. ae carry, rose nthe} «What a territie experience Noah |! some fo tee Jat Lyd happens here. | ging clothes! Aw, well, I euppose I'm 00 THERE YOU ANE: ta does utdle to help of harm. so now Uiat|must have hed during the Deluge.” Shae, Se Seatee 7. Seren sees Githe—Personal appearence iss help- © Presidential campaig: on T am as! Well, | guees he didn’t have much calm aa if it were in China. I ot, ve met i E } BUREAU, Donald Butkting, #0 Wet Thirty-sdoond wtrest (oppe- te se Gimbel Bros.), cormer Gixth avenue and Thirty-second atreet, Ortata $ New York, or sent by mail on reovpt of ten cents m cain or nm @tamps for each pattern ordered. HH fs li enter to : IMPORTANT—Write your address fa ‘avvary eas 1a [On the whe went on vacation! Gir, W. (laughing comfortetly)—Well, Patterns. } wine wanted. ‘Add two conte ton letter postage meee 4 during the past month” my Gear, 90 far as I'm concerge’, rou ‘ wld ste (Aaah? "i ce a et et tte we