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The Evenia “S’ Matter, Pop?” NotHorsas wikh NOT Hurt You. Just You Can Be Your Own Beauty Doctor By Andre Dupont Geperight, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). REPAIRS FOR TIRED BELLES. OU exasperate me,” said the Average Girl. “Here I am worn to a Massie and looking as limp as if J had been drawn through a knot- hole, while you are as fresh as if you came straight out of the benébox." ~ The Woman of Thirty laughed. “We have been going the pace we @vety night and bridge parties and teas in the daytime we've scarcely had a - minute to ourselves. little tired. ‘But you don’t look it—that’ And she stopped in confusion. “Oh, say it,” ald the Woman good natur@dly. “I’m not so YOUNG as 1 $0le leat week, haven't we? What with a dinner of « dance er the theatre | I confess that) | that's what you mean. Per. why I have sense enough to take @ Uttle time for beauty repairs, every day.” “Whakever your age is, you don't look | it, as @ man sald to me the othor| night,” responded the Girl. “I was) really only complimenting you on your | eppesrance. But what om earth are! y repairs?’ j ‘het I call beauty repairs,” eaid her friend, siving about fifteen or twen-! ty minutes @ day to little details of the tollet which most le neglect." “Wor instance?” inqyjred the Gin. “Perhaps you don't know that nothing makes a woman look eo ugly 1. Bven the youngest and prettiest girl is not attractive if her tace looks and whenever I get; time to twecle. If I am VERY tired I bathe my neck and fi id temples with Water. This seems to rest the museles and the veins that supply the brain Mood and instantly takes away that disagreeable drawn feeling from the “It’s relaxing to the skin unless a tontc is used after it," said the Woman. Ut while my face is in a siow from the effects of the heat I swab it over ith @ tonic lotion that makes me feel about sixteen. It is an old recipe thut ites from the time of Queen Elizabeth.” interesting. How did you itr ‘When I wos a ohild 7 Let lad . ‘Phe prepara- Bint of elderflower water add, drop by drop, of simple tincture of bensoin, then add six teqapoontul of glycerine, If necessary thig ay. ssannnanpnmnnnancannnnnennnnnnnnporenicnensencncdoicoosecnooosals “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!”)|| What's the Use of Being Biue? By Clarence L. Cullen. i Interviews. With Cupid ' By Barbara Biatr, Asihor of *'The Jeumal of 2 Negiected Balldeg.”” AL AR RPL PPL AEDS A DPA PEP AIPD LALAL NEPEAN PAPAL PLLA PDS elety give you enough enubs anc slaps without taking the trouble to do it yourself? ‘The Women paid no attention to “If you ever want any assistance’— began the Giri. But the Woman scorned guch frivol- ity and want on with her beauty’ talk. “i¢ I am looking rather haggard | paint under my eyes. And, by the way, thet's something you ehould do right iy the most benefictal of all my ir. If the puffiness Is very pronounced, use iting of twenty grains of tannic ecid and one ounce Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers Ihe Age for Marriage. “F. D." writes: ‘1 am thirty-nine, 14 I marry a woman of my own Or one much younger?” ¥og would probably be happier with cppgenial person somewhere near awn age. ¥P. D." writes: “Recontly I became inted with a man much older myself, and now circumstances me, but she doesn't went to dspleses her mother. What shall I do?’ I think you must yield to the mother’s apparent objection, as the girt ig under age and living at home, “I. G." writes: “When wailing with two ladies, should a gentleman be be- tween them or on the edge of the side- walk?” He should giways be on the outside, next to the sti me to roe him frequentiy. My| Marriage and Reform. heart 18 away for nine months. I imk if I could see him I would forget | . What shall I do “out-of-stgh love is a very poor sort 0 lets a momentary me real affection is not eying niger, but the 0 see her her mother have not been to the ‘4 knew the gisi eases for "B.D." writes: “My flance frequently vis mbling rooms. Do you think he will stop after our marriage, or are we Ikely to be unhappy?” If the young man will not tollow your "| wishes in re@ard to his habits before marriage, he certainly will not (ater an. writ ‘When to ted men walking tog meet rOUng lady whem oy Se of them ebd haus both of the zevRg man MM shelr japon? ah - er ee Copyright, 1012, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World). HE ‘Morning After’ turns pretty Creakily! New Leat A Resolution with a Holdout “IF in St Crumbles in the Making!. It's on Baslep- looking Rage with that Bad Actor ‘Habit’ Scratched! Few Fotks are Mean Enough not ‘The Purposeful Man docen't care whether it's a Cheer or a Jeor that Fate Upon his Ear! Greatest Lawyer we ever Knew wasn't Ashamed, when he was Choring Around to Master his Blackstone, to Wear the Faded, Buigy old Blue Over- coat that his Guv'nor had Worn in the wit Wer! ‘The Trouble with ‘Maybe” and “Per- ‘hape” is thet they never “Jel!” A Lot of us would Swear Off 6moking Mf we didn't Entertain Old-Faghtonet Notions about Perjury! | The Boss says that Any Man's “Best” Is Good Enough, but that only One in Ten Dishee Out that Brand of Goods! It's Fun to see Herd Luck Pull up Pasting when You Give him « Run for his Tew Agate! It would be Altogether Too Soft ¢ we could Pull that ‘Spring Fever” Excuse all the Year ‘Round! certain if the Saffron Streak is There! Agquire the Knack and you'll Achieve your Niche! WWhen, @ Good Many Years Ago, we bewpquely Informed the bot that Oped us « Living, the World @epiled y end Handed us en Undated Ne Wate Le Taras om Xetar mos ‘Workings of the Mind of the Wife of the Man who Blames it on his Buddios for Getting Brined! Plunge into the Poot of Work and Pind the Ponaces! ‘That Ever-Whiatling Office Boy Plays | Hob with our Nerves—but Often we ecoretly Envy Him! | The Gelt-Kidder who Laughs at the| Tdga of @ Man Cheating at Golitafre will! Nevertheless Hold Out on Himself! ome Friendly Zig wit Always Run After your Hat when it Blows Of— fut he Won't Do it Twice! 4M of the Bitterness te Worth While, if Only the Lesson Sticke! ‘The Man ‘who Brags that he Knowe How to/Take a Licking never has to ‘Watt Long to Prove It! nen Coprright, 1012, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York World). 20.—Mre. Fibbinglee Calle. T just happened Jo the outside door was open, end Mrs. Van Aus- tin, the dear old y With whom I @hared the @part- ment, and who was going out, had paused in the doorway (ang in middie of a sen- tence) to struggle with @ retractory button on the very ght and very pale lavender gloves she was Graw- ing on, The voice, $i re, came to us quite distinctly. Its owner evidently had just come up in the elevator, and from where ehe stood was unconasious that my door was open. ‘I won't ask you to come in,” she said sweetly. “Poor, doar Edith allows herself fo distraction whatever. The dear girl gives all her time to her work. Gome of us Believe that It's tmpossi- ble for us to Boost for Ourselves with-| out Betertng It! Tt ts simply useless to wi invitations: upon her. I never can prevail upon her to go anywhere. Ghe has no time for A POCKET VECLOP 76. Why te a woollen garment warmer than one of linen? 77. What causes a chimney to smoke? 78. Why docs a thunder storm turn milk sour? 78. Why does paint biieter from h 80, Why do two pieces of ice melt HT@BE questions will be ecewered Monday. Wednesday's queries: ease when rubbed together? Here ere the repiies to frivolous little people ike us.” (i hat cat, Alma Jones,” enagped the r old lady. “But you have promised to prepant me to Miss Wilby,” protemed a igh, maniy voice, “Don't you rememwer how often you Rave promised to lake me to vee her? What did she say when you asked her if you might prepent me?" “Oh, I—really—I am 0 sorry—-what can I say; but you know dear EAith doesn't care for anything but her work.” You mean,” and now the rich, ewaly voice wag choked with anger, “ake fe fused to MBET met" “Ob, I Gién't gny ght,” “You implied it,” the other voice was very cold. | “To tell you the truth—"* “ for the biggest whapper of ali,” ‘Poor dear Edith doesn't like men. h, you didn’t know that was comiag, 414 yout’ smiled the dear old indy. “and 1 am afraid, well, I continued the gentle, pained toneg, “they @on't like her very much, You see, she's 80 very learned——” je dear old lady gasped for breath. “And the most wonderful limgutet. They say she can talk with equal esée in French, German, Italian, Greek and Latin,” “I ghould love to bring you with me her,” continued Mrs, Jones gugh+ ‘but I never take any men to caly n Keith—" ‘She told the truth enapped the dear old lady, “And I know she wouldn't like it 1 shall only be a few moments. I shail that me,” jnot keep you waiting lon, “Oh, no," and the rich, manly votes ‘was most enigmatical, “you won't keep me waiting. night." There was 6 moment's pause, perhaps of consternation, and then the rustle of TL (Why te tt better to’ @ wet than dry during « thunder storm?) | mtken skirts toward our door, ‘Wet clothes form « better “eenductor” than do the fluids of the body. ‘Therefore, lightning may gometimes pass down the wet clothes and into It takes the Acid of Adversity to As-|the ground without touching the body et all. 72. (Why do persons large propartion of the donic acid gas, which 13. (Why does @ little water make crowded room feel 4 oxygen. The air then secomes impregnated wilh car- strong nascottc. ay?) Because they twhale fire burn more brightly, while « larger quantity puts it out?) So long ag the fire can decompose the water into ite ele- ments of ox: ‘When the epamposing préesag rapidly enot “ 1. (Ave you taller in the morning, ‘the morning because the cartilages Pa (Why Gots dius, seen by ts ieoed mite Delles, The valley fan mag Si the and hydrogen these two elements serve to intensify the flame. r is poured on in large quantities the fire cannot accomplish the enough. t night, and why?) You are taller in axed during the night's rest. ‘Phe Hameo oF the can- blea areducgs grasa, ‘The dear old Iady's Ups eet im @ straight line and she started for the hallway, her expression boding ih for the person she met. ‘What are you going to do?’ I a@kea i — ay i iS i m7} iti i id ; i i ts j ¥ uf i 7 iif fui [ i i it ag ag8 4 i a th ed He = a‘ ; 3 ifs iH abet iz 3s, Hy ? ay E 5 : i F z f-3 > Hi 2 3 i? i fi 2 Ss 5 E 23 BE if a Ht 8 FF = t eae ag Hide He H