The evening world. Newspaper, May 7, 1912, Page 16

ty , 63 Park Row. in, Gecretary, 63 Park Row. lncon4-Claca Matter. For 4) and the Gonttinent and ‘All Countries tn the International Postal Unton. THE EASY LIFE. URS is the age of “making things easy” O Only the other day the Inepector of Employment Bu-| reaus, in reporting the dearth of domestic servants in New York, said the best remedy lay in making the work more ettrac tive—easier requirements, time off every day, entertainment for friends, &., &e. “Interesting in this connection i the fact that domestic servants | fe almost the one and only clase that hae not been affected by | ‘WS increased cost of living. Obviously in their case the coat ot | feed and fuel—burdens which mogt oppress the average worker— | Sf" fair and square on their employers. Yet domestic servants’ | wages have increased 50 per cent. in ten years! It is probably all right and just. Long ago there used to be * g foolish Hea that work was work and thet a good many people Rad to do-tt. Many were only tio glad to do it, and even took a/ peice in doing it well. There used to be a kind of servant who | Measured his encoess and heppiness by hie ekill and faittfniness in * Qing whet he had to do. | ' Temes of the old days would have hung his head if the eflver was dull or the master discovered a hole in his bewt trousers. We | seem to remember famous cooke who sank into suicidal despair) when their best dishes came back to the kitchen criticised or un-| Of course these things were all in times of ignorance and) All that is past. The man of to-day who has work to do is proud, not of how well he does it, but of how little of it he! . does and how much he gets for it. Donbtless all is for the best. | _Rdueation. is much the sme. Mr. Edison is going to epend | $8,000,000 and devote cight years to developing educational | “movies” 90 that the hoy who “hates school and cannot learn from books” may have something to interest him and make studying h © ghare used to be a silly prejudice that learning had no roya!| approach, that knowledge had to be dug out patiently, nugget by) nugget. Moreover, there prevailed a foolish notion thet it was good for small boys occasionally to be made to absorb something not . entirely sugat plums; that one of the most important aims of educa- ™ . tion was to develop the power of holding the attention fixed on eome- thing not intrinsically pleasant. : Misguided people haye thought that mastering irregular verbs or figuring how long it would take the one impossible man to do ©. the usual impossible job did after all impart to the mind a certain fibre and endurance for meeting some of the later unattractive “posers” of life. 4: But we thave changed ali that. Apparently work and study aan be mode easy and attractive ftom the start. © Why should man toil? ede dienmbieieesinie THE ONE REGRET. T: Women Suffragista deserve frank apology from the Po- Nice Commissioner for the failure of the police protection Pat promised ‘them in their parade of last Saturday. Entirely justified and to the point was the letter of complaint which the President of the Women’s Political. Union sent afterward to .Com- ‘missioner Waldo. * Many people are not in sympathy With the principles of woman countries. But no one who saw the parade in this city last Satur- pressiveness of the American demonstration. Its immensé signifi- . the-city did not furnish every means of protection and every evidence joe {# out of all of the, bators are falling down, Frank Palmer | river that ts left w. ellen has not filled ‘cinders from the power hi and other signs of the se galled ppring are manifest, more venturesome nelghdo -o@ Uttle hard pellets called ing to raine some green ones bY Jy 4. Highwayman Macdonald’ ‘The cherry trees are in bloom and the road is going to bits, T robins look expeciant. ‘The orloles Will came off weeks ago, and now ¢ som. be here to furtish up thelr last |crushed stone is becoming uprooted and your'e flat. Otherwise It 1s cold and wet.|¥e rolling around, jutting tres and _ owe wearing tteelf out. By July 4 it will be Spades Brush hes out off the limb of|unrecognizatie as a road. ‘The only lack cherry tree that hung over | thing that seems to last on the State ie ‘éewalk in order that it shoul! no) Highwayman's job is the Highwaymen up pasaing millinery. We|himself, being impervious to reason, eritician, or removal, | put 200 eggs into one of the ‘hot alr contraptions and only 24 chickens car fou, and they without a mother, Tt would be profitable If the people of | | Connecticut could have a field day and ¢ top dressing | What ts called a Democratic state Convention hes, indorsed our Governor, Uncle Sim Baldwin, for President, We wish when the Democrats get together at the oyster town of Baltimore they would look Unele Sim up, They would deep knowl. " He 1s about InGuenced perhaps by the fervor of y of the patriots the wimain: named so far who want to serve the edjnesat ‘pucl!o of Morseneck, th ouniry. ‘are esting perfectly cantankerous this —_— season, All refused to wet early, and! ‘The Stncons are all great people, We when they finally did condescend to do |never knew'a man tagged Simeon who © hale domestic duty they have made a| ne pumpkins, ‘This reminds | meee of It, leaving nests before time tv, rd has subscribed $95 end killing the Iittle chicks that) in the nedghbdor- | anced In making a debut, Nobody | ve. ng Thro’ Rye, | what to do abou it. Mf the y. painful in g0.0n strike generally the country |mimmer on account of the number and belble to do anything Gut end not| headache he suffers from general! Velvet Coin, abregs tittiag, ibe day can have failed to admire the admirable order, dignity and im-|th lent running domestic, nad: sound- cance as a measure of the growing strength and appeal of tho cause| "OW Ne delaya Gertrude and his moth ‘gould not be for one instant belittled. and he weren't given anything to eat =... Certainly the most ardent anti-suffragist cannot but regret that oe oe we peer ape ; my dear,” said Mr, Jarr, “But, as you of yespect toward thove marching thousands, say, there le no excuse forthe boy.” | ofe — ee you are not punctual and t's hard | enough to keep a girl these days, and Cos Cob Nature Notes & good many of them wouldn't be as Wiliing fo Matend ap Orem! G00d natured about it as Gertrude— raregeyeer age ye and even she ts getting impatient. Mra. Went Rauation Stryver has dinner punctually at seven, naan'\ Mapsene and Mr, Stryver dines at his club If ho Is detained downtown past that hour. | He knows better than to come home, for all the servants the Stryvers have, and expect to get his meals at all) hours.” come to Con Cob and nee how State cat't do like Mr. Steyver,” remarked | piece of post) Mr, Jarr The Evening World Daily Magazine cong tte’ s§ "ny Wy at RING -AROUN 5 A~ROSE'Y r | , ser husband is always on time to din- je and he can't eat low do the Rangles do?” asked Mr. Jarre. ‘I'm not interested in how the Ran- glen do, nor how Gus does nor the Slavinskys of any of YOUR friends, Coppiigh:, 1012, by The Prose Pubftishing Co. | I am Interested in what WE ehould (The New York World), do! Jerr, an he seated himself at the table, after Gertrude, @affyage. Many have deplored the methods of its advocates in other | 66 Wiss @ the boy?" asked Mr.| At this point Master Jarr came altd- What’s the Use of Being Blue? __There Ie a Lot of Luck Lett. By Clarence L. Cullen. Copyright, 1012, by The Press Pwhtishing Oo, (The NewYork World), ‘ocain, “He's like his father; he doesn't care replied Mra, Jarr, “But if you re'd “I can't help being late sometimes! “There is this excuse: that he sees T* Fiddler that we Pay te Too a Lot oft 6ins! The man of “Not beng a prominent clubman, 1| -Solemn Asa! To-morrow is @ “And Clara Mudnidge-Smith says! | Good Bet in the Ls er t-Something The Whole Man. Gtakes! Few days nudge hy that we don't see tured! The Troudle Adout Amding through Life in an Apologetic State da that 4¢ Absorbs too much Vitality without Really Gathering! We'd Rether Back Suffering “on the \ Limot thitn Stagnation all Three Ways Ly J across the Board! Hall to the Conquered!—but we Hope they’ Duck the Sleet, Snow and Rain! The Habit that Shows ite Teeth when you Try to Curd It te Pretty | Ripe for Throttling! |. ‘There's a Hull Passel of Ditterence be- % ~ tween Acknowledging Fatture and Ac- SK RZ ceoting Defeat! “You say he hae a swelled head?”) you've got to Turn Forty before you “8 much eo that when he gete | Learn that the First Thing to do with ~~ . ———*$ 7 ar <a 5 IE AEE TOE MIE ABT OT MEE OEE TEA / G ARE TY LEE 1 A OE FA FTA SA is A | ing; and it-doean't 20 much matter whether she covks, votes, smokee, them with frills. “ And their | _ pat aout bo sonde more terpting! Shaped Se RAL ART ARE ATE RS AA IB 88S. | : Tuesds ' May r4 1912 ’ 0 RETAND them out of it. stage door. 66 "said the guide, “le the ‘American aide of the Falls. Over there is the Canadian ade That point of mai"— “Are you sure you love me better |than ever before? whiepered Helen. | “A thousand times surer, precious,” murmured Werren, kissing Helen right where a crain of rice kdged in the ruohing around her neck. “As I pres eaying,” continued the guide, “‘that is Goat Isiand over there. The edge of the falls is wearin’ away where you eee them jagged’ “Isn't the sky juet heavenly?” sighed Heten. responded Warren, squesaing her hand. “That's the Maid of the Mist piough- settle down in a little cottage like that?” FHSIAHASSBABLIAILABASALABAAAHBAAAS | sve said. Mrs. Jarr Means to Have Cheer in the Home, Even if She Must Scold All Day. “Worlde of Diss, Helen, thy angel,” right hand hed hed en hore rest. PIAASAAAAASAIAISIBPBABABABARABAAA AA) “The last man to go over them Falls ing (n quietly and took his seat at the table. “Look et your hands!” cried Mrs, Jarr. “You go right away and wash your hands!" Master Jarr left the table for thie purpose and returned shortly. “Why didn’t you wash your wrists?” asked his mother, “Do you go to echoo! like that? What does the teacher think 7” “Maw, kin I have five cents? Our gang's got @ baseball club and we each Yourself, the Equivaient of the @ame for Her, and then Pay the Rent Six Monthe in Advance! It's Winning Dope just to IMAG- INE that you're 4 Charter Member of the Can't-Lose Association! Glancing over the Cattle Ledger, Vind «that the Geme Looked Blurry and Black just a ¥ day—but Since Then we've done of Whistling ee we Watohed the Passing under the Bridge! Begins! SelfExoulpation t# Pereonaliy-Con- ducted Short-Changing! The Doctle Man heeds too many ts" and completely overloows the — There's a Lot More Fun in Winning at the Wire than In Copping the Greens on “Time Allowance!” It we could Wake Up Whistling on the “Morning After” we'd Do & Right Over ‘Again on the Next Night! Every Time we are Fatuous Enough to try to Argue tt Out with ourselves jas to whether we're Going to ‘Have One” we Infaliimly End by Having It! Umpire Trouble eo Little Minds Being Baited that he only Laughe instead of thought. boy. ‘Soup gives me a headache!’ _|tention made the boy disclaim any eaid it hurt his thro; wes the"— have got to give five cents to buy a| Helen equeesed Warren's arm oe and ex- baseball,” said the boy, ignoring the| claimed. Question regarding what his teacher] ‘My here, ere you getting tired of aut, an’ he never came outer Mra, Jarra reply was that Master Jarr should eat his so he was! keeping everything waitin lin a hase of happiness, for you are the “I don't want any soup," whined the lonty”— Mote “Right here is where the ice forms ‘ou'dl eat your soup or you'll get a| mountains high tn winter end @ man whipping,” admonished his mother. |once’— + “And there's rice pudding for dessert,| The guide started to tell tye story in and you'll eat that, too!” ja loud voice. But Helen frowned This fact being brought to his whiepered awitbly to Werven: ‘To-morrow, ‘Dearest, we will come sire for the dessert in question, He|out:here alone #0 we oan talk to each other atid mot de interrupted. “itt al my and if Teatiall| “We wtll, my Thoughtful One,” ee- my wice puddin’ tan I go to the movin’ | sured Warren. Pictures?” asked the little Jerr girl. ‘The guide wiped his perspiring brow. “No, you cannot!” aid Mrs, Jarr,|'Hardened as he was to honeymooners, emphatically, this was getting to be the Mmit. ‘Whereupon the little girl commenced| ‘We will adw visit the Cave of the to ory and @ tear fell in her soup, whereat her brother taughed and eo 4i4 she. “Why don’t you correct them?’ asked Mre. Jarr of her husband. ‘®uch anners at the table I never saw.” ‘Mr, Jarr ehook his finger at the children and told them not to annoy HY have put upon the market their mother, ” for tray ‘They don't annoy me half as much contr poetry Freier that is you do,” eaid Mra. Jarr, “At least, | .ocessary! and yet takes Up a surprising- y dont Fead the newepapers at they small amoumt of room. It ts of soft making an ob- Having gotten her whole family into eouner Se Fie By My an inch wide mubjection Mra, Jarr served the second | when closed. course and then looked around and re-| ‘This case holds thimbiles, needles, pins, marked: (hread and buttons. Tt is a compact ‘My goodness! There fen't a funeral)iittie article, and nothing Wetter than i tn the house, Why te everybody so|could be asked tn the Way of .com- sium?’ pleteness combined with smatiness, Whereupon Master Jarr, thinking to] The new toothbrush holders are made enliven the proceedings, started to/of ivory, Parts {vory or tvotan, The whistle. tion covering the driaties 1s full of open- Mrs, Jarr ellenced him with a/look.|ings, #0 that the brush need no longer Then she said: be placed tn a closed case end carried “Ana why ‘ehouldn't the chilfren see the moving plotures?” @idn't esy they shouldn't,” spoke up Mr. Jerr, “And kin I have some more rice pud> ing?" asked Master Jarr, °T'l! eat a|any other an very a whole lot 1¢ paw wih tale us to the| Another hint o waren Kartas moving pictures!" “I wanta go too!” cried little Miss tor ‘This new holier us start upon a trip with the expecta- tion of being suddenly called up in the ‘aight by accident or sickness, But if one has to step into the aisle of our ‘ It e 0 try Pullman sleeping cara during the night ote nat? mcotatmed. ‘atest iehe? lic te @ comfort to be surrounded in an “lore, when we try to give the ohiidren | nconspiouous black Kimono, instead of some gleasure they act like Iittle say. |"evie to appear In the pale blues or pinks or rose colors which are #0 at- tractive f@y ths home—but not for the train, ‘As summer (s 80 clovely at hand with {ta consequent European trips and its week upon the water, which is #0 often a time of @scomfort, more or less a fearful that she would be left o1 checked her emotion, and after din displayed on ® screen to the accom: |¢orethought might so easily relieve that ere food children and deserve p, little | dressed in 8 stuffy stateroom of aaron (a ‘ss acute, to travellers, and‘as just a Mttle| ee Reflections of a Bachelor Gir By Helen Rowland Onpyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing ? te the empty chair across the dinner table drives most men into matrimony—and the hair across the breakfast table ‘hat drives @ lot be | Yes, Clartoe, it's hard for @ woman to be second to her Ausband's | ness, but that's far better than being second to his amusements. A woman Hkes to drop @ love affair with a crash and a grand @ finale, but a man prefers to drop it by inches and then craw! ont by Marriage wouldn't 20 often be a failure if most of us were th less adowt getting an “ideal” and more adout giving a square deal. A man has to exeraise alist the some superhuman patience ané control white his wife is playing a hand at cards as she docs while he trying to find the hooke on the back of her dress, 4 eon - eS 12 ten't what sf does but how she docs it that makes a troman cl e | golf or even wears divided skirts, so that she does it in curves and- wear osm 4 Dnt a man has loved a woman as a friend, a pal, a mother, a baby, a angel ané a siren, all in one, he hae never found the best brand of love, FAs alia 60 ties whmnndirctantings bovesen ieiths to eG : @ women never says GH she means, and a wnn never means afl he saya A women of forty, without a wrinkle, isa woman without a sbule The Honeymoon By Fames Alden. :% Oopsright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Gampen our tove.” “Not 0 hewventy as you, Loved One,” pantment of e plano ead 4 drum, “they | appalling feeling when to get |alcohol. By this means 4 os ie ew Yor weet, / t f a “Are you Gamp, my Precious Onef® “No, Helen, my Gerling. Nothing esp z With their becks to the Fails which the Goomed men were pi Helen and Warren iwere clecped each other's arms, kissing each tenderty, ‘With @ groan of despair and ate again clutched over his heart—or ie Me etomach again?—the poor leaped ‘headlong into the whiripest tise no more, with its refreshing atr, that it seqm® Mere foolishness not ‘o look aed Save one's self at least as much a@ Possible from such a trying position, Young girls can always have the ful standby, a Peter Thompson sult, Into which they can slip and be on deck in a few minutes, Bug Older women who w'-h to look and yet spend sick minutes at: wih riwaist and skirt, with a » While the shi; rougt) ail -itsinorming | eymnanta” exes erp e very simple and obvious cape by taking a dregs tt blue serge would be attr: one piece that butto both shirt and wal [you next summ and 4 the blessed rellef of such a dr oe ® tempestuous night in midocean, ——_—____ Fooling a Plant, UAINTS have a mind of thetes on the subject of winter sleep, gardeners have tried various ods of waking them up prematurely, furnish blossoms at a time when Are scarce and costly, heat and moisture desired results, y have succes tried warm bathe and ether vapors shorten the hibernating period of From Germany comes a descripgiom the latest plan, devised by a man ‘Weber. sticking @ le inte base of a bud he has caused it ¢ fold two or three wecks ahead of fellows. Still more time was gained injecting water into the buds, ent with water, a physician t injections of water with 10 ays