The evening world. Newspaper, April 26, 1912, Page 27

Bout i YEARS Reflections of a Bachelor Girl FTEEN TRCHON a ’ By Helen Rowland C Geis eclves. “Historical” Number. — LEOPATRA was clever enough to make foole of meh, but if took @ Aufy, drainiess little thing like Helen of Troy to make men make fools of them- , Miomon had the old-fashioned, table d'hote.ides of matrimony, dut Ronny VII1, and Biuedeard were more up-to-date; they took their wives a * Medusa must have deen an intenectual woman, since icrely to took at her turned men into stone, “After ol, t¢ may not howe deen cook, and the way she allowed. Marc Antony to put hie feet on the Gieqne.end throw his cigarette ashes hen’ wide ‘GW those years. No doudt Prince Oharntng, after falling in love with Cinderella's dean- tiful foot, would have been shocked ond grieved to have discovered that she had a brain at the other end, # ‘Apotio, used a lyre in. hig lovemaking, but 1 auch artificial adjuncts nowcdays, Even Satan may not be so black man's Private ch adays. * Alas, there is some consolation in not deing beautiful when you con- sider that all Venus, Helen of Troy, Barry, ever got. out, of it was perfidy tracter by his business reputation ond his cartoons, now Cleopatra's superior charm, but her Gi over the house that held him to «need any @s he's painted; you can't fudge a Mary Queen of Scots or Mme. Du from the men and scandal from the ‘4 Bluebeard isn't the only man who hae ever oir Var with a closet full of dead loves on his conscience, the New “ Cap ITH the return of the normal », Waistline belts are again in de- mand. The narrow belts to. de the favorites and combinations in material. and colors are desirable, A! tworinch belt of white kia with band- Ingeend hustle in matching oF colored auglp.are $1.00 @membination of tan calt and black| ther forms a small belt that A, Uttle belt of patent leather has a tiarrow band of colored leather and a w brass buckle. The belt {a If inch in width and is! % pence tags that are now so fash- fe Ne are being shown In @ lange va- mi fals, Th of at at vet have steel rings and very hancsome. They are $4. practical, washable petticoats are. fn demand. One style made up of F¥vichbetlate in & Inrae polka dot pat+ tdi has @ scalloped flounce embroid- er@4 tn @ colop to matoh the dot, The dam ruffle is also embroidered. They amevery pretty and can be had in pre- v oojors at $2.97. Avery nest Petticoat in mercerized Just a Glimpse Into York Shops ,Percale can be had in black end white exceptionally trim house dresses of striped percale that are tastefully trim- med with bias bandings are ¢2, In seer- e@ucker there is a lar, assortment at $2.25 each, Some in chambray have the neck and front side walst opening as well as the edge of the sleeves finishes off tn white embroidered scallops. These aro $3.75 and can be had !n the various colors. Novelties in the line of neckwear are One of the latest hed off In front 1 clustera of tiny js a velvet. band in two long ends. satin flowers aro attached at intervals These bands afford a pretty trimming {Or the lingerie blouse and are $2.25. Lace !s a prominent feature of the summer hats, Circular bands of lace that are attached at the top edge of the Crown and fall over the brim are being offered in handsome lace at $8.60. One band in exquisite princers ie $10. For holding the now fashionable nose- way there are graceful little holders of Glaze fitted into a allver base, They are Pretty ornaments for the dressing table and can be had at 73 cents, ‘Advice t $4.0." writes: “A young man was opal, on.me but stayed away, though An excuse.. I wrote to him, @idn't answer, Later I caited higyctp.and ho made another appoint-| Mop but didn't keep it. Was I wrong tecgqlephone him?’ We done now, but I'should take care Oa@tsto make avy further advances, * "A. IL.” writes; “I love @ man twenty-five yeors older than m: De‘you think our marriage would & @acvens?’ Thebes in alwaye danger of unhappl- nésd when the difference in age is #0 great, “but your case may be an ex- apt. a7.” writes; “Fam not earning a tare ulary, anda can only ford 0 @ or $3 4 week for recreation, tainly, ‘The eum @umMctent for the pleasures of in wodérey ¢ clreumevances. $s M2 writes: Te am verry much tn ) Young tady, out dhe danced EBetty Vincent's o Lovers ‘with another man against my wishes at a party we revently attended. Did sho not act wrongly?” Not unless you are formally engaged so her, Only in that case should she conform to your wishes, “R, B" writes! “How can T meet a young lady who lives in our neighbor- hood and whom I admire very much?”’ You must devote your efforts to dis- covering a mutual friend, and get him to introduge you, “B.A” write on me for some time aad then stopped. He told. friend that ae ‘soon es his business rush was over he wanted to see mo again. Do you ¢hink he cares for me?" Evidently he et feast wishes to be friends or he wouldn't plan to see you BOON. — “SB. M." writes: “I am almost fifteen, Am 1 too olf to be kissed by a boy friend whom I have known afi my life?’ Yes, my dear, You see you're too young for lovemaking, bat too ol for the caresses obildren give and take paturatly, LISsEN. SiMPrt ins; MY BOY, TALIT ABou AMBITION AND, M16 HER: IDEALS- THAT Boy 15 Wenven JyveT ai5se It other things!” TAL The Papers Say By John L. Hobble Coparight, Ao}? by New Poot Weel Konsas save thos her women are intelligent enough to vote at city elections, but they are not emart enough to vote for President, “A joke marriage turns out to be real.” Many @ real marriage turns Pry, fyetonine Om euch things, “Ohurch refuses tainted money.” They are rather frank in admitting that they have not the «ty to purify tt. “The alleged Kimmel is loved by the same girl who loved the originat Kimmel.” Thies ought to de eufictons proof that he is not the same man. From the way the conéidates are | Stee over it there te surely noth- wetter with Keneas, “Wot does yer call it, Freddy?” “Well, i calie It er car when ft goes, but when it breaks down |! cal ‘SPRING HOUSE-CLEANING BUSINESS MAKES: Log hyip bes 3 UpSET~ out to be—Ddut we showlan't joke about Wwia’ HURRY, Does He WANT To REA BANKER OR A GOVER NOR OR PRESIDENT, A ww STNOPAIO OF PRECEDING! OR APT OMA. | A syndicate of clever wi Ba rang se & af att fer ee eee sete a i Seis = 2, en ‘No, me, haa’ boon, rernearhated aes th you. You are without vasity dishonesty; and J have helt ier ‘protectton ; Pie Pas a menerwosit en’ had come eee “Gee, Willie, .| wus just run over ribs broke!” rink “Did yousd get “Yee. Two, an de right ef Thee re at the. bport oF the Ere was ‘ae if the-etiliness of the | Hornee Gonert fteett hed encompassed the two men. In their ears slither of the Orittle paim- leqvee against | o6@) moth and the crackle of longor sounds, ssa htess. wonder kgs hen’ tind What with the ¢aint upon one site of her and the pallor of | moonshine upon the other, she did jn- eed resemfole man's conception of the On- PSHAW! Your WIFE DOESN'T MANAGE IT RIGHT — THERE NBEON’ BE ANY TROUBLE OR. DISORDER AT ALL- iter uddhiat ‘del. gg been think of something? Why cou! Come.tp the ald of the womai in this*her hour of trial? “A yee Qymoth To sit there like a yokel, Could he offer to lend her td A, thousand times, no! And id ngt-ask hor to marry him; tt be ana ie bent tale to _etther, ie Wi woutd tar sean ine bat refi r she n auf pti hy Ps rit than » pake, wi that thement.” FE ea a wMocCan't yo I'd hav» cut out my tonque rather than have hurt you, I thotght you were asleep in the tent.”* ’ “Ta It true’ Ryanne looked away. “T had. not quite expevted thie: the, hier of w thief, ‘Oh, come, now: don’t took it fe that Ryai aid, 0 A hin ef: tome, oan ee nin ate & ee tar grope- pov th — he Was, evparery, ed least agkated of the three.) “Why, dreds of men and women; whe veguleely | 2! fe ko to church, think nothing of beatin Uncle Sam out of are” Hate ry fe "DINNER A ATA G-0-0-D N-I-G-H T ve aioe Mouse 15 ALL UPSET WITH MY SPRING- CLEANING- ib @: Tivey'it ta rise r " re gxatngt nd you wouldn't calf weeetvai abot nat nenaee with a forced laut and 0 wo even|} rying to beat him, | toa” déepty absorbed by fo note bow neae, George to committing "Kimeelf, hae you. ¢ oe m, golng, to tent. Tam tired. And iy Oh ve ax you think fam" rel aes the “ten you when we reach port.” » ber bad com suppose wet that neck “Thank: you through the customs without duty, Tmake twenty-five hundr, js hurt, ‘Thats all” y Antowtth-that-she ted to the-tent---ssm Ryanne folded his arms and stared AT TNO RANG. Goorze aut down leag bunted for stub of the olgar/ “hid dpornel, ~ Mind of reflex ac- n. * thought Gearga_| ou make that atoaling?” ” wan prowNed “The law puts a duty ‘apon* such things: Jf you do not pay At zou steal %, Horace, don’t Waste your tim spegious “arguments.” Stie mate weariness personified. , [Not qhange !t into a the | how about my wale imbe at cards, and how. Abott my nother who knows and permits it? Rygane hed no Corn ‘argument 'to offer againa these queries’ “Ie not my uacle @ thict"Bnd te not my.mother an abettor? oboe imow of apareins, 20 vile,” The Day’ Good Stories 7A POCKET ( VCLOP 51—What ccuses a whirlpool? 52—When (4 crying beneficial, and whew « tt harmputt 68—Why ts the ocean salt? 54—-What are the signe of the Zodtac? b6—-How large ta the moon? T ‘are lighter than the surrounting alr. ” 41 (Why do we iaugh?)—Laughter Ig a apsemodic “reples® ai ‘When o cortain part bf the brain te excited by some occurrence or words | fei " trike. it as humorous @ laugh is involuntarily produced. The involuntary, ne- py “Te men “Were” all of Hones Me gti vita fot ea fedtre Waned ‘over and ald! Mt uupen Ryanne’s ‘knee. ine way I do, Ryani heart; PHISH questions will be answered Monda;, livre are the answers to bast ‘Wednesday's questions: cs % (How does a balloon keep wp?)—Because the gadés tt contain punts, ‘you poke: Bieur. Issa as honest, once you get ont. of ¢hiseo itd yousumean it?! iain Aid end still do.” It may he that I éan give w ™ utt, You worked in oe . You know something al Tlown two large fruit fire tn fa, What do vow aay to @/ Nan thet fr’'the hight ruck sonester than one whd oheate at cards. Aveard-sharp; did you n lie, Horace; 4 will only make me 8 @, physical exercise, @ Glow do Mies walk on the ceili fhelpe files’ feet to adhere to a cell quckers and thus eGhere to whatever they touch. Baas ieauanned 7." Mas We pevereste ne eh @ (What causes an echo?)—-An echo i» cavees by eouse ‘waves ph AD abetacie eo formed as not only to stop them but to send them back un¥roken. © (What gives steam its power?)—Steam is water vapor. Thip, vapor has greet expansive power, Steam, unconfined, has little strength. But when it be Sorieek ta coten eseahadie ten whaah tt eaenal cotane tea NORRIE qualities five © greet, Benen Math Lue Yhaumaoric cla, 4 peenDty ld stan rat and ffty’s month to start ¢ ‘and begin. life over. again?” . Byanne. co Up apd restlossly pace’ Nonchalance had been beaten him; the merourial humor whi been Neasant to exolt ‘m not thet kind of @ gheat.” “Thank you, \f.ehoukl deve known some, time, and perhape if. th oul erste Mine One Getetion sens tn whereupon the future