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Tunes were bed with me just then, Piece Gy glade the) “J. ¥." writes; “Should the lady or the gentiemun go first | im entering or leaving an elevator, or in parsing ihrough a | door?"", | The lady. “R, W." writes: “I am very much in love with 4 young man, but he often leaves off seeing me tor months at a time, and ehows other #igns of indifference. What shall Ido?" Perhaps you show your affection for him too plajuly. Try @ Uttle covlness, — “Yes: but what's that got to do with the dog?” vie “KE. D.” writes» “A young man called on me the other “Everything! He beard me tell the missle om the night of the 80 evening, and during the eall another young man telephoned. that 1 hadn't » be'p'py left, and he was that comsiderste he went out of. 1 talked with him @ few minutes, and while I was doing *) died tn the ool , “ “Rather -than @0t! a » “Patt No! Rather than lve nother day and let me in for e sew Ge conse !"—-Anawers, my caller picked up bie hat and left, Which of os was wrong?” Your caller, and he owes you an apology. “TT.” writes; "A young man who paid me attentions was pam always siandering another girl. Naw he te devoting himself Remember the Accat... ,- to her. Which of us do you think he cares for UREN MARY," sald the teacher to the otass| im hey iisteup® ‘That sort of cad isn’t capable of caring for any girl. se lemon, “loved France @ much that she declared the wal’ Calais would be found written om ber heart after ghe was 2 To, Win Love. wat "a. MM." writ Vaueing @ moment, the teacher looked et @ boy steadily. “Bimomy Smith," she enid, “you were wot Hatening* : 1 wes," Jimmy replied. ag : iat did Queen Mary eay would be fuuid writtes even Sat ‘et “I am very much im love with « ia shal f win his affection?” There is nO way. It must eome a@pontaneous!y or not at ale * “HE. G."" writes: ““T recently quarrelied with a girl I have skniown for a year and a half. If she loyos mo will she write to me?" Dhn't wait for Her, but apologize for your part in the quarre!. * “Kelly.” way Jimmy's trlumphant reply,—Tit-Bite, pia i se mt Good-Hearted Cabbage. WELL-KNOWN expert in cooking encountered treyble in a. A ty the other aflersoon when she prepared to, rx’ Club, Mer subject was “How. to Cosh," + much & than apprectstes good cooking end then she lor ould slaw, “To have this best,” began ¢he se 4 cabbage and—— . At thts point & young matron Interrupted. She was caged to get eit” to thé “B.'C." writes: “A man whom E tnew slightly, but re- | began by telling I spected, wrote to me very offensively in reply to a note I gared ‘for me. What does it meant’ T-ém afraid it means that he t@ & man not worthy of year respect. | tho information romible, “Tell me, please," she aoke"up, “how fe ene to know the disposition of a cabbeget” Philadelphia Times, The Right Side, 67 said Senator Carter to Private John Allen, “you ane © — +m 4 CR. writes: “Bhould I let one of my boy friends pay my eaf fare home from high school every evening?’ ‘Think I should protest ewainet it, fa and 1 want your opinon on an agricultural question: Bhwid a man ait on the far side or the near side of a cow to! © "@. R." writes: ‘T took my flancee to visit some friends. Wine was served and she refused it, a9 ane was not ace customed to drinking it. Was that proper? Perfectly proper. "G, E."' writes: “What should a young lady say when she "Allen replied aguin~"the farthest side of the cow and thf) | aot place ia the pasture."”--Kvening Post, " ‘ | PENS SEL +i i Rehearsal. on N minateur charity worker visiting a family in the tenement ie proposes?’ @he should never propose. “K. A." writes: “While talking to a young man {9 {t proper te mention other fellows’ names?" ‘'Phere'ts no reason why you shouldn't, *B, B." writes: ‘T recently wrote @ letter to a young lady te whom I have been paying attention for a year, Since then @he has.ignored me, What shall I do?” Seek her out and ask her if anything in your letter un- wittingly offended her, Idtor beld her breath, expen.” "il none came, the child mera”! | val oink ued oblect mam tate v A ye, now!" said the fowd moti rngly, “Sure ve practising /om him for thiwe weeks, He wog't ye! ouadeg, / Ue’ be uged to ik, —Ladieg’ "A. B." writes: ‘Is it necessary to buy candy when taking ® young lady-to the theatre?” tsar saree