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sa The ter, YES THATS A REGULAR Cow, Alb RIGHT lgs’Mat en) \Pop 1S THAT A REG'LAR Cow’ YA KNOW THE ONE WE SAW YESTERDAY Wor Cows HUSBANT ke Skating Real Novelty Of Moulin Rouge. ‘BY CHARLES DARNTON. so} putting a summer show on ice the ingenious Ziegfeld, at the very last Anomens last night, brought out a new {dea that promises to make the » M th aulin Ronge, as the New York Theatre is now called, @ popular resort amusement with a palm leaf fan f in the othe, MLPG band ond a handkerc fe a\Yhile skating on thin ice has long been a form of entertainment against wale Mr, Ztegfeld has never raised his voice to the breaking point, skating on Bpxtane frozen ag solidly as a mill-pond in winter ts quite another thing. And we Hus As what wo eaw just as wo were beginning to feel that we had seen a little Mud) last nigtt. The real novelty of a production filled with ‘novelties of (ie cabaret stamp proved to be the “Ice Skating Carnty. It began with an exhibition by shapely members of the chorus who would surely have been frost-bitten had they fallen on the ice. But they were so careful that everything went smoothly, Then two expert vkaters, Catheleen Pope and George Kirner, waltged out upon the ce and swung cach other about with such ease and grace that the turkey-trotters and acrobatic dancers who had taken all the poetry out of motion at various stages of the performance were happily for- gotten, Wit these really artistic skaters and the exceedingly pretty ecen “A Winsome Widow" cooled off delight. fully ‘There was just enough of the “Widow to remind us of Hoyt's “Trip to China- | town." Harry Conor returned to hie! old role of Welland Strong with hia old | thermometer and all of his old success, | ure up to “110 in never in danger of kettIng anything but the thermometer fa that long-suffering part of his antaomy. He showed from the first that the had not forgotten how to play his action of the farce was frequently inter ph over even Raymondd Hubbell’s tunes. Mae West as La Petite Daffy. most fa rupted by son and though the aged to triun ergs wak funniest when Ida Adams filled him with unutterable anguish I ging “When Your Eyes Send Meccages to Mine." He couldn't look at fee.teMter was obliged to turn his head. Grief convulsed him—and he did as WON'or us. Miss Adama well worth looking @t, when she didn't wear a y Fag exiversion, and we on to her without bureting into tears. abiiiam eAVehien was a fa winso though by no means dashing, widow. JI German oe perhaps, served N Me BEE. * fe mechanical, She aie a war 1 when the went wygaly Mr Bad Conor. soit qut worse to s er bare legs. no exc MBE was fa Pring u datbing w Her clever for the exhibition st plade of her dancing apparatus. ‘This sort of thing has happened before, | t t's revelation \ to » the feeling ruld be stopped. fender, in quite « different ank ey, He should be tand he has no right to women in 4 Broadway Theatre. twa women were leaving the hoyse..during bis well-known “black~ fage Specialty,” ie looked straight at thom,and remarked: “There goes the sewlng circle.” His attempt to gain an extes laugh merely resulted in a mur mug .of disapproval, and the fact that hagaoceeded In being legitimately funny as.che went along was the only thing ‘tang, saved ‘him. Harry Conor ae Welland Strong. earry, Kelly was amusing tn Nie gro- t fashion, but he appeared only to disappear and be forgotien. Mae West, alygugls and wrigsles, cut a funny figure, and the Dolly Sisters danced pleas- ingigewe'Dhy more violent dancers were too numerous to mention. Elizabeth Tee an Charles King looked pleasant, but they probably realized that their ngwgonge suffered by comparison with their old ones, “4 stunning looking chorus wore the most striking costumes seen this sea- edgnapd the p tion was staged in @ manner that suggested Julian Mitchell ti J hout doubt “A Winsome Widow" will attract admirers in tBetty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers The False Friend. The Leap Year Ball. Maglev.” writes: “A girl friend of] “H, W." write {t proper to have 48 been telling my fiance untrue |q grand mareh at a leap year ball?” % wvout me, and he has treated Me] J suppose it is proper to have this ‘cgolly the last few t!mes I have|maroh at any sort of @ dancing party, waqn hum, What shail I do @Wavera frank explanation with him, and aek him not to Welleve idle goss ¥ R “M. ¥." weit “What does it mean when a girl can’t look @ fellow in the face when he talks to her, but always keeps her ey down ? It probably means that she 1s shy, RR. writ ‘An acquaintance ed@f@’ to this city, and as he was a Priiger 1 offered him my friendship a Pan Rear) MMA shy parents’ help 1n securing a pos} ““M. N- writes: “Is it proper for a ri we | young lady to offer to assist her escort na fe in putting on his coat at a theatre or other place of amusement Ltda not considered good form, ion seems to aritable, ‘Hi. H." writes: “A young man was paying me attention, but he has stopped suddenly, What shall I do 2” ‘I am afraid zw must try to o thinking ‘about poyeeen Ietnd Ao,’ writes: “What would be @ er souvenir gift for a young lady * , fan 1s.a pretty souvenir, en ron Sa lst ‘ nS meet — Just WAIT A MOMENT COWS HAVE To BE MuKed ON ACERTAIN SIDE. IF YA GET ON THE Wik KICK Your Conan, Wis, 7 The erom 1 uwsimung Ce (The New York Wo ld) ) Ae RADAR AAAARARAARARAARADAR AAA! ——~ BY GOLLyYS THATS O | ] CANT REMEMBER WHETHER ‘ ITS Tee RIGHT ORKEFT SIDES ANDI MIRED THE Cows FOR / | i ' YEARS BEFORE y] eer Home “1 can't understand why women are so sensitive about their ages. was afraid to tell what my age wi “Madam, no woman ever objected to telling what her age WAS!" In Black-and-Whiteville 33% ( ty The Proes Pablihlog Os, (The New York World.) “le he gentle?” “Oh, yes, twice!” ui] ” | ———— Hu \ YA Miki EM WS Le”'sipe PoP \ BETCHA a CEN ABETeHA ACEN’ tS ON THE UNDER 1 we mas By © M. Payne ~) H / ( ' i very. 1 never knew the little dear to bite the same person Happy Days in Politics Geogeaty Tessen. wine (2 Gia Solw Sooth?__ Ware Wor the National Capel tt Before yyrtenonr fee Cine low Leer CA A Hou’ Davie 4 Wane ie SALT River 7 N Peans OF Siense th OYStIN,. BAY 2 Any Tomame? bay? Wat Person ts Gong Thane? : = Hedgeville Editor By John L. Hobble ty The Prom Put Os, ‘New York wee ‘HEN @ man dies in New York the papers tell how much money he had, but they don’t eay whet oburch he delonged to. Copyright, 1912, (The ECK HENDDRSON gays thet the fact that ‘his eon {is still writing for money proves that # college education does not destroy all of @ boy's individ- uality, AIF of the world 1s trying to keep all the money in circulation, while the other half in trying to keep it all out. T= man who can't pay his grocery Dif] because he has a wife and four ‘babies is a success. F Henry Derks should be forced to pay his grocery will, he would with- draw the thanks he gave the Lord for what he had to cat, ENRY CRAUM was discharged from the grocery store because he used the buying weights for selling pur- tc Ienaimabningr ntlidtliainl abate ane easaneR gf saa ance ee A POCKET VCLOPE 21, What ts fog and what causes it? 22. Why cannot water be brought to a greater heat than the “dotling point?” 23. How many teeth should you have and what are the different sorts of teeth called? 24, What is the difference between eunstroke and heatstroke? 25, Why do you sneeze? HHIESE questions will be answered Monday. Wednewlay's quertas: 16. (Why does 4 match light wheh you strike it? Friction heat: the chemicals of the matgh-head to a degree where the oxygen in the surrounding air causes these chemicals to burst into flame. Matches, in @ crude form, were invented about a century ago. 17. (Why does @ shock turn you pale?) Any shock 1» communicated first to the brain, An action of the portion of the brain that controls the heart muscles temporarily cute off the blood supply to the head. Pallor is the result, 48, (What {s memory?) @ camera film, recording the impressions made upon it, Happenings and, facts that Impress us strongly are eo deeply impressed on this “surface” as to remain there in the form of memory, while trivial matters leave only a slight and paceing impression. 19, (What use do the eyebrows serve?) ‘Tho practical use of the eyebrows ts to prevent the sweat from the forehead ¢rom rolling down into the eyes, blurring the vision and irritating the eyo itself, ‘The eyebrows serve @ more ornamental purpose, too, by “accentuating” and bringing out the expression of the eye, as underlining accentuates a written word. 2, (What i# rain?) Rain js made up of the vapor in the atmosphere, con- densed into drops large and heavy enough to be drawn down to earth by the ettrection of gravitation, ] Here are the replies of last : roca SMA. | The brain acts as @ sensitive surface, somewhat like | Came) EY By Dwig The Toiler. O work while yet the dawn ts red The humble toller fares elate; And datly earns his meed of bread, And vexes not o'er questions great. He knows no bidden asteroid, Or it sun is burning out; ‘To him the far is not the votd, And God ‘he has not learned to doubt But he finds Joy in almple things, And knows the peace of sweet, fair fields; He drinks of sparking, crystal springs, And sees the beauty Nature yields, He cares not {f we sai! the air, Or bridge the ocean vast and wide; But he secs that the world ts fair, And Love is tolling by his side. Our lyre choir he does not know; For him old Homer sang tn vain; But he can feel the soft winds dlow, And hear (he silver plash of rain, And he can know @ child's sweet love, And find at home enjoyment sweet; Hy sees the heavens smile above And hears the lark the morning greet A toller with his spade and plough— Yet happy as the rich can be; | He lives in the unfailing now A soul content and glad and free. ~George L. Andrews, in the Chris tan Herald. _ | plaster, not @ plagter! Can't you under- Bi A ROMANCE OF BROADWAY AND THE $ es RATH §& oa One &: - 6. ‘are two reasons why, it ts holy and the lose of it means my head.” . “Good riddance!” thought RB s eat hae pols eee lp ve you to su, way of a plant’ asked Moh Ryanne felt in sailing inte Dort. But Mohammed had orrangea te guide his craft into the whirlpool. Un» to Mineelt he kept up a ceaseless re- it Patience, patience!” Said Ryanne: “You do not care bow you get the rug #0 long se you wet itr SNo, effendi."" Mohammed si nae ttle re work woulda diotae “No, it weute not.” then, ilsten to me. Suppose to take my friend Jone: into the desert for a little trip, Be his @ragoman for a while. In fact, him, abduct hi x f CHAPTER XI. f (Contin ued.) ‘Mohammed Laughs. HAVE come for the Yhiordes, offend. ; ey, by Rott 1 ibe rus? That's t00 bad.| prints on. the « ven"t it, @ared he would have laughed, And “Who hast’ One fear beset| had thought this dog cunnely Seyens Mohammed's heart: this dog, whom he} all his kind! “I agree. But the at : called effendi, might have sold it, since | rangements I must leave to you. Bi f that must bave been the ul him here at 9 o'clock to-night,” he ed a pone of the theft. And if he had sold| tini leaning across ti ia it to one who had left Bgypt * * */pressively, “and I . Motammed’ mentees pounds En i 7: anne quickly assumed the : sion needed to meet such wolenchd mame ‘ “I say, Mohammed, that after what has passed 0 a f hing,” gallantly. ' ™ not wetting any trap for| If Ryanne laughed in his sled@i Mall 1 tell you truthfully that I|hamnieq certainly found ample n xpect to see you so soon, If|his for such nt and figurati you'll come along I'll do the best I can | ini He knew very wat to straighten out the matter, What do |Ryanne had received a goodl: ; Iisans nd one 2 Sc MED Mohammed eyed him with keen distrust, !in his hand to cancel an tion This white man wi trong in cunning) which was not based upon disini as he was in flesh. He had had practi- (friendshi; d already the maaload cal demonstrations, Stil, whatever road | disavowed any euch quality. led to the recovery of the rug must needa] ‘Mr. Jones, then, shall sil hel’ be travelled. His arm, though it atill re-|promptly at nine,” declared posed in a sling, not totally help-} beckoning the barmaid. Swat welt you have?” ° Mohammed shook hie head. Hie companions, gathering the to one then, He med to have some author- Of the gesture, likewise declined, . ... ‘cThe youne indy, effendi; ahe was very pretty, Your sister ipetn young lady I met e will one sh." two friends to the English bar, n many things wo inventoried the smooth- faced Feringhi, One replied. Mohammed proved. Three to one, and in these Streets many to call upon, in case of open hostilities, The Englist: bar Mo- hammed knew tolerably well, He had known It in the Iqwiess and revelling elghtles, It would certainly be neutral ground, since the proprietor was a y Witt a dignified sweep of his id, he slkued for Ryanne to Ket into the carriage. Ryanne did s0, relleved. He was certain that he could bring Mo- hammed round to a reasonable view of the affair, Ho was even willing io give him @ iittie money, The three Arabs climbed tn beside him, and the journey to the hostelry was made witho rt talk, Ryanne pretended to be vastly inter- ested in the turmoil through which the carriage rolled, now swiftly, now hesl- tant, now at a standstill, and again tortuously, Once Mohammed felt de- neath his burnouse for his money; and once Ryanne, in the pretense of seek: ing @ cigar, felt for his. They were rather upon even terms tn the ad- Judication of each other's character, The English bar was not the most in- viting place, Sober, Ryanne had never darkened its doors, The odor of garlic prevailed over the lesser smells of bad cooking, atreet, by "Oh, no. She fe a ot. the Rotel the other da; Mar! ught the Mostem, redifiéd the light in Ryanne’s vyeo end f amiles. the tenderness however, Mohammed lost interest dir ly. “At9 o'clock to-night,then, ‘this eof’ lector will arrive to become my guest ‘By hook or crook,” was the answer, "ll have him here, Cash upon delivery, ae they sa; “Cash upon delivery,” Mohammed re peated, the phrase being familiar tongue. “Frankly, T want this man out of way for awhile.” ‘Al jenge for the “Ho it in revenge?” gottly, Traitoroup “Leave the reat to me.” ‘ I'm off, then. Take ‘Mat ®O! . It will be an expert 4 him. But when you get him ¢ ly. an eye out for the Shan Abbag re Pasha's workroom, The affair had gone 90 smoothlf e Ryani keénness fell ar It was lighted only from the was the word, to the ie for the time being?! less, The trick of purloining ti Y had keyed him high; the sundae too anxious to ha. ler the poaul bi of Mohammed's state of mind, ee He fot up. paid his score, tender 5 feet for the amusement of the and went out to his carriage. Lor! hitch anywhere. he had imagined all sorts of th his dreams, a jumble of dui He understood, Th nm head hung in the what a ‘eat him, To M ‘as the Paramount featur@: nd he knew that ‘Mohammed wal longing madly, flercely for it) muat walt. And when Mohammed turned his at tion to this phase, why, he, would be at the other side of the At~ Mantic, Mohammed sat perfectly still in chal! 0, you see, Mohammed, tha way the matter stands. much to blame you think, Here this man Jones has me in a vise. It I do not get this bit of carpet, off I go, into the dark, into nothing, beaten. I handled you roughly, I know. But could I help it? It was my throat or You and exciting." low much did he give you for it? indignantly, whole troubi stand, T had to do it?’ he gotng to sell it 1 18? jot he! He's a collector, agy over the thing.” ‘Mohammed nodded, thing of he still in C found?" n to believe that the wolng along famously; Mo- re of it, P, A. Jones of Morti- mer & Jones, rich rug dealers of N, York. Money no object.” Thougls bis face did not show it, Mo- hammed was singularly depressed by thin news, If this man Jones had money of what use was his little et of notes? “1 must have that rug, effend!, There " heard laughter wi ho had ‘os, that was it. A man who vil in an opera called "Fa: Uke that.