The evening world. Newspaper, April 11, 1912, Page 18

E ban Diet way be open the Biditor of The Evening World: are the streets washed with fresh water? I think it would be a bet- ‘plan to use the eatt water for thie perts, and beat this! 4. %, Roe & ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Peblished Daily Except Sunday by the Freee Pubtshing Company, Nos, 68 to 3 Park Row, New York RALPH PULITZER, President, Park Rew, J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, Park JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Fark How t Ni Becond-Clees iter, Be Wetasort te ete te the eons | Por” nel ieee Matliont and ‘World for Fs United States DIRGE FOR A SOLDIER. Philip Kearney, killed at Chantilly, Va, Sept 1, 192. Close his eyes; his work is done! ‘What to him fs friend or foeman, Rise of moon, or set of sun, Hand of man, or kiss of woman? Lay him dew, iay him low, In the clover or the snow! What cares be? He cannot know: Lay him low! As man may, he fought bis fight, Proved his truth by his endeavor; Lat him sleep in solemn night, Gleep forever and forever. Lay him low, lay him bow, In the clover or the snow! What cares he? He cannot know: Lay him low! Fold him in his country’s stars, Rott the drum and fire the volley! the olden days, amid the glories of the Northland, there lived a mighty Giant who was sure that he was invulnerable. So he walked up and down the earth, grinning mightily, talking much and glorying in hie strength. Neither eword of hero nor spear of warrior could eo much es start the goose flesh on his leathern hide. And he waxed bolder and bolder in his pride until he was heacd one day to shout, “I ain proof against everything! Thor himself has tio spear that can harm me!” : Now when Thor heard of thie boast he bent his brows and Swore in his beard. Then he threw down his hemmer and called) for his great sword Balmung, the ancestor of all sworde—the eword edge eo fine that no lightest hair could balance across it with- in twain. And Thor grasped Belmung and went forth of the Giant. Giant saw him coming he showed all his teeth in and cried, “Ho! Here is where we show them!” and swarthy bosom. ‘, Then Thor strode three strides forward and with one swinging wish of Balmung ho smote the Giant fair amidships. But the Giant, looking down, saw only a thin red line around his 2% stomach, and feeling no trurt, he orled triumphantly, “Oh, Thor, have I not seid it? I am invalnerable!” “Good!” said Thor. “But pray shake thyvelf!” : ‘Then the giant began to shake himself in a mighty laugh—when ee ee aoe oe Go wondrous keen was Balmung, the Sword of Swords! (= tment Japanese Diet lately considered a motion to renrove the imposed upon women forbidding them entry into the Building. The most vigorous opponent of the wes the Chief of Police, who gave his reasons as follows: “Oonstitutionally and politically speaking there should be no in regard to the sexes. But our national custome and cannot be ignored in considering this question. Ja- needs her well-tested, time-honored famfly system and should) for differences of opinion to arise between man wife it will lead to the disintegration of the faniily.” Salt Water for SMreets, atill, Your correspondent “3, J, ¥." # the right ead only way a person should aot ta a failing car, and that ts when you realise that the car 1 falling or has become unmanegeadi and preserve the ¢resh water, | the grill work des, draw 1e coming and we may get | fect from the platform and remain in that position until the ute after lathering my face Wora: ‘of elevators can some- famine or the Cossack occupa! ” to thelr power of m save themselves from injury by | wretched state no nourlahment. could is up in @ falling when they| have eaved them. Innumerable doge of their former hunger and thi Besides their suffering from and for want of food, they sailed on all aides not only by sian soldiers but by peasants through Whose country they passed, Altogether Napoleon's retreat from Moscow weea the bottom | crouched by the bod: complication of misery, of cruelty, The Eve aily Ma asin aing World D | Can You Beat It? 3% ( CHEER UP, They RE WEARING’ NEW York CHEER UP, OLO Top THEY'RE WEARING 'eM Ur THAT wn ILLINOIS .|The revolving brush mounted at the FANSSAADAASAAAALASADBAABABARAAALAAS There Is Discord at the Jarr Home! Whose Fault Is It? Need Any One Ask? FAPAAAABAAADAASASIAAAAAAAAABAARAAA for the Cause are expected to be more; from her own husband, but she will or tees eccentric and never have car|not stand for it ¢rom other men callers fare or the money to send an important Mrs. Gratch is « dleeder for the Cause, Does she get htt in the nose by police- Men et militant fMemonstrations? thought ehe understood the womanly art of sel-offense,” “Hor heart bleeds for the Cause, be- cause people's pooketbooks don't bieed for it as they should,” replied Mre. “Well, dhe’s bad enough, but as I saéd, I can stand her. Dinkston out of here, state of affairs if those are the only body, and the diske, Kind of friends we are to have after pressing against ¢! all these years!” “Z guess tt won't be hard to eub- = spond to the knee tract Dinkston from the premises,” re- Joints of the human "T can ask him out] gorm, effectually prevent kicking, This @t her home!” ‘Am 1 qnly o man caller et your home? asked Mr. Jare, “It would seem sol was the reply. “Mr, Dinkston is preparing himeelf to have more meals under this roof than you'll have here tf I'll put up with it. cablesram to Mra, Pankhurst. ‘They've always lost their ourse or have temporarily overdrawn thelr ac- counts, or need petty cash for postage oF to get out pamphiets that the printer ‘won't give up till he's paid. But that man (Dinkston! Ugh! He smells of| But I won't, I mvon'ti’ “But wait e minute! Wait « minute!” eonl4 Mr. Jare soothingty. Fables of ay Folks Copyright, 1012, by The I'rem Publishing Co, (The New York World), jehip. But the man 414 net REALIZN tt, He disliked overmuch the SCOLDING of forgetfulness or the LOOK of die @pproval. And, therefore, of the ¢wo evils he chose the lesser and AL \CEPTED the situation, which condition trikes the average, Go it continued, and the man had @ dally diet of woman's rights, man's Gutios, divisions of pay envelopes and all that goes with the “emancipation of women (whatever that ts), One evening, ater a very harrowing Gay et business, he came home tired and weary and wan. He found a cheerless hearth and @ note pinned |, |Dlace, suswesting to for coffee and start order to facilitate matters when the lady should come home Now, Mr. Smith was loving tndividual end wanted th |te endoy all the goods the gods his laundry bag, how many 9°74 Wee what people call “a clgare he should amoke a day (and if Wve selected the BRAND as well), what oolor of hosiery , Chose his friends and enemies as well—since if SHE put the BAN on any one, in the vernacular, it You take that one thing @ woman It’s a pretty finds it hard enough to put up with OTN ie Dek Wont ne OT company, I see!” ata Mr. Jege blithely, as (re, Jerr pening the door from the ball for tin) he heard the hum of polite Conversation from the parlor. “No, I haven't got company. YOU have got company! said ‘Mre. Jarr in Cold storage accents, ‘Me? Why, I'm just setting home,” wepiied Mr. Jarr. “Well, you don't mean to say that! Q@iichasl Angelo Dinkston !s any friend of MINE, do your’ asked Mrs, Jarr marked Mr. Jarr. to Gus's on the corner, and I guess “hi rob tl hen ‘ell right.” device wili in time, perhaps, “You wil! NOT take him to Gus’, and icking over of the TOU will not go to Gusts, elther!” de- | ANty—namely, ne ee Gtared Mrs. Jarr enfphatically. Here ashe sighed. I suppose we can’t get ‘Why, fe (ty oh, Everyd By Sophie Irene Loeb. upon _@ time there was « ‘women, The woman had « hus- band. The woman also had @ ri of him that way. why to tt, that the sort of people you are ashamed of always know where Wrnue. “the ferern: sem Pedi gc hdd @ Gaintiness should be the have visit you can’t even remember you creer of every women. de telephone book; eapeciaily when they are out eutomobiling and | dress, the way she fixes her tell you afterward of what a good time | the entire care sho takes of herself. they hed end how they all sald they! stow truly we can find out this esson- Wished you had been atong. Rut people | wai quality by glancing at My Lady's 0 haven't! poudoir! Its cleanliness and nestness Mr. Jarre had caught voice of Mra, Gratch advocating crue! Obd Whuwsan puniemnenis (Woes la ine Constitution among Guffragettes?) for | those Legistators at the State House, who had betrayed th Jere hung up he Cause, So Mr. hat with great de ret in The fact con- T'll admtt the Dinkston, But I deny Mod AR aa anything nerve" —— Here Mrs, Jarr sighed again and changed the doleful subject. in,” ghe added. Bo make the most of him!” “AD, my cid roommate at college. MY} many prefer them to the plain silver old frat, fellow!" oned Mr. Dinketon,| "nich takes continual poll as be greeted Mr. Jarr. “There! there! | ciean, There are many of us also who Don't reproach me because you haven't! cannot afford sterting. And the ivory Flusht| ana cellutold are dainty and within “Well, I want you to get that pom- ous tramp and deadbeat winddag out | of here, ami right away, tool" cried ‘What would I do @ Mra, Biryver were to call, or Mrs. Goldlelgh, or even Clara Mudridge-Gmith or any of the other nice people I know—and (ind him here? Mrs. Gratch they can 'in the form of CHATTEI, property, hers understand, Al professional bleeders to have and to hold, to boas hither and yon, to rule with imperative hand, Milady declared where Mr. True Friendship. ‘4 husband,” because, as they sald, “he waited on her, hand and foot.” But now he sat down and reflected ‘and arrived at ea CONCLUSION, It was his last waiting day. @o he pinned an fourteen years’ expérience. caine sk aoe The Worst Carnage. No er tsiae ‘anmy for the invasion “On the contrary, I was numbered | complexion. said the tacttul| As years pass on and the bloom {among the tiving,” went with him when he sult, Otherwise, he knew there would de @ bok of DISAP. PROVAL. every time he put it on. But HE did not dare offer anything but Ole of Rufsia numbered 660,000, Only trent wi® Fetuned. During the re ‘gees : reat thousands of horses lay groaning the job, eon, YOU) on the route, while thousands of naked Wretchos were wandering like spectr: Boy” Agate, | who seemed to have no and who only kept reeling on till ¢roat, buat up some olf the clud and took & taste of freefom which he had tong foregone. ‘This also was true, His number had) —-. been cell No, 167, tier 8 “Tt was too bad you neglected us 80 long. Were you connected with some educational institution?” inquired Mr, He proceeded ‘bachelor friends at Now, of course, you would think that the jewel would have to answer for his—his radiance having deflected eome- what. Yet, when called ¢o account, he reminded her of the wise saying: “Never explain. Your friends dowt NED tt, and your en LIEV™ you—and eurely @ wife should ‘ibe a friend, at least.” ‘The woman also reflected. And, as she was acoustumed ¢o looding FOR- WARD, saw where the future was heading. It took some time to arrive at @ conclusion. But finally she drew in But now really this was es it|tho reine and allowed him to help in should be, for wasn't he a husband, Griving the married In @ word, the better halt proved to the bear three-quarters in she It the fair Indy was late getting home Also, just because he was going “downtown” end it was handy, y @ morning he at: of shopping that kept him busy, every spare moment in the workaday @ wervice.’| ‘me head During the hot summer HE stayed in the city while his wife wemt to visit friends in a nice cool place in the coun- “Did you write that anonymous epring poem?” “¥e0; 1" —— bie- up fer you and EVEN A HENPECKED| enabled to follow his ? the tine A whether it t 90 ‘round.” 1912 Reflections of a Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland ypetene Smeg! Copyright, 1918, by Tae Prese Pubtishing Oo, (The Mow York Westl), i of the year it te eo hard to to 4a love, moonlight or the effect of your spring tonic thet te making “the world When a man thinks of ali the women in the world and considers thed he oan only marry one of them, somehow his heart rune over with gtty for: the reat. Tt ecems 80 foolish for a dride to hesitate about promising to “obey, considering that it won't make the least difference whether she promises or not, tf her husband knows how to make her do tt. When a man finds Me “ideal” in the firat wontin he loves the rest of Ufe te robbed of half its piquancy. It te the real west to youth inge and have his hair out. Alas! how men do yearn for the Ground the house in curl papers, hung the neighbors. each fe genuine and each ts in use. The first is a tricyole etreet ‘The adaptation of tricycle as & street sweeper, saye Popular Me- chanics, from which the accompanying pictures are reproduced, is the idea of a French di- cycle champion who !s now busy dem- onstrating his little sweeper in Parts. rear of the tricycle sweeps the dust into @ basket fastened between the two} average sized horse drawn or motor| rear wheels, Tho brush {fe of cours: very email as compared to those of the sweeper, but the little machine 1s claimed to be exceptionally effective under certain conditions, Figure 2 fs an anti- kicking device for cows, comprising a FIG. pair of gripping arms }»&. adjustably connected together by a pivot bolt, and provided at} the outer ends with| gripping disks, ‘The arms are shaped to conform to the} shape of the animal's Joints which corr farmer of his favorite cause of pri milking pail and the slapping of his And this ehould be apparent in her ir and qtve an inaight into her character, ‘The dressing table is a picture with the pretty lace dollies and @ set of flat ‘He's YOUR friend.| giver bewuttfully engraved. Ivory and celluloid have been very popular, and ing to keop reach of many more pocketbooks. The poudoir of a young gir! should be bright and dainty, Pink or blue paper with whit amel woodwork and wick- er furniture are charming. When one ‘# young it 1s not necessary to think of the different shades that add to the youth has faded, our skin becomes Georgia, It runs tw way: of the house was late tn getting tome, snd bis wifo upbreided him, ‘Why, dees, 2 My Lady’s Boudoir. The Day’s Good Stories POR a Gee) Against the Clock. be measu: IAMP CLARK tells @ story which he says cloletered trom pig uke Othello, igus civ Nm 7 Renrewatalve Grieg of I have ‘Done the State ‘They would not let me go. “Your health good?" asked Mr. Jarr. “Oh, fairly #0, save my old effiiction of chronic thirst, Ahem! That reminds me that my physician advised me to keep the thorax and epigiottis con- etantly moist, May I ask”—— And despite Mre. Jarr’s coughing a the search, not the finding, that gived Many a woman would gladly exchange a fascinating, artistic, temper amental husband for one who would furnish three meale a day, get up more Running away from a girl never cured a man of love-sickness, but run ning away WITH her seldom fatle to have that effect. “eweet, ol@-fashioned wontin” whe never played bridge, went to clubs nor talked suffrage, but just mooned over the back fence and talked about Most husdands, after all, are tried and trusted creatures—trusted defore marriage and sorely tried afterward. Some Queer New Inventions queer inventions there te no | face by bossy’s stinging tail. It end. Here are a few that you|also deprive the rural humorist of Bie probably never heard of. Yet/| oldest joke. Figure 3 ahi cle Py windshlela FIG3- and spark arrester sweeper (Fig. 1)-/ designed espectally for motorists, It is claimed that with this attach- ment a cigar may be enjoyed in comfort even when driv- ing at @ high rate of speed, as it not only protects the cigar from the rush of wind but also arrests all sparks. The rank flavor !mparted to a cigar when |it 's smoked in the wind !s also done away with, A Gevice by means of which @ chili’s hair may be trim. med at home tn the style variously known as the “Dutch,” the “crock,” the “Bus- ter Brown" and the “English Bob,” te shown In Fig, 4 Dhe device ia a cutting gauge come prising @ head clamping spring and Plates, a band and means for securing the band at various vertical adjustmenta relative to the spring, It !s a varia- tion and a vast improvement on the ol time home haircut, when a mixing bow! served cutting of W! In Fig. 5 te fllus- trated a combina- tion rake and sweep- er, the sweeper, in the form of @ ro- tary brush, being mounted forward of nes the rake. ‘The mounting is similar to that of @ awn mower, the brush being revoived by pushing the apparatus over the ground. The commuter who now labors with broom and rake in the tasx of currying his 10x12 Jawn will find his toll lessened by half, and will also be able to keep his lawn mower muscles in good condition. Jow and loses its freshness. These things ought to be taken into considerar tion, so It ts well, therefore, to make @ study of color and the effect it hag on you. Rose is the most charming te) the complexion. It gives one better color and brightens and eoftens the’ face. Mahogany furniture is very handsome and in keeping with rose draperies, the combination is very rich. The dainty, sash curtains at the window and. tl Uttle white enamel frames with ¢f 4 rosebuds hung on the well Lady's Boudoir, and make it a a to look upon, There seems to be excuse at the present day for _ who do not look groomed, as advantage 1s given them, ¥ Another important suggestion Z x make is: Do not always eeok woods. What is lovelier, than our walnut? Bear in mind the fact you are an American citizen, ea@ Be t, and éor your furnishings use ‘thom ‘oducts. Have few things but have the best, Simplicity ie the quintessence of true ( Tantle chimed out thres, “You have told me a story, John, Te ts Jo'clock, and @ nice time for married Getting home,” eaid the vexed wile” ‘There you go, dear, just lke you to that old dolar-am a your dear husband, eee Truth Will Out. GING called to his fect tedly B fathering. and asked” to ‘reavond: tofortaame to the. toast “The ‘Lallies | hemmed and hawed, and began: Mr. ion poe kg y A PEE ROM Fp 7 Rl oan ty Sas ub "hs be Cink epeing te slosh ca your mow" —Judon siege