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i Th etmiiar ns The ee cat “S’Matter, Pop?’ 4 4 MRS.'JARR REFUSES . TO GO ON STRIKE. It wae during the proceedings, att under way, of the Militant Suffra- aétte meeting in the Wisteria room of the Hotel St. Vitus. remark was addressed to Mrs. Clara Ofudridge-Gmith beside her, but the fat Indy with the aciduiated disposl- fen on the other side of Mrs. Jarr mie-; it. The fat lady arose tees addressed Mrs. Gratch in the chair. H “A aleter present desires to know if| “there jan't a way out?” she asked. = { “The way out is the ballot!” replied Gratch. how shall we get the baliot?” Aged Mrs. Sowers, the anti-Gratch Poe “Organise, agitate and strike!” an- ewered Mrs. Gratch. “I came from th \mestone. district of Ohio and our prin. might added that her fea- tures were also, But she stinply lot?” asked the fat lady of Mre. Gratoh, “Let her go to the polis and demand ippose Polls are not open?” asked the fat woman. “Crack ‘em open! ‘em openi” from the limestone district of Ohio. “The trovble is that women sell themselves for baubles!" cried Mrs. Gowers. ‘There is hardly a woman here who would not cease to agitate and “Would you, madam?” asked Mra, Grateh. “I would not!” retorted Mrs. Sowers. “I haven't any husband, I got tired of supporting mine. Now he has « political 40 because he hes a vote. If I had a je I might take the job from him, ‘and then phe hand that.rocks tne window ls the in constant dread that his wife would the world!’ uftrage 1 wisi the Asters of Ballistics, which the militant cause are founding, to train window smashing woman, “Let us y id we ever come We can't get out!” Militants were the door was 'Where go when we leave husbands?” asked Mre, Jarr in an undertone. Ghe was thinking of how hard it was to eave the meeting into which she rapped—iet alone her hus- oleter beside me wish: where women will go when in the | Gowers was preparing to swoop je chil- j him for the other tenth, earing he was dren from their earliest years to throw | ai ast woula ome and take his job away from him, ~» nimeoribe to the Institute of Feminine, nine-tenthe of his salary. it was said. To prevent this he sent her But Mrs. on ving @ dissolute end care-free life on it. “We are bound with rosy chains that atl!" cried Mrs. Gratch, waxing poetic. ‘For a ribbon, for a bit of trumpery Jewelry, for false promises and false smiles fram the men, women desert the Cause. I have known women to go home and demand the ballot from their hus- bands and compromise on @ bonnet!" Hisses greeted this, and Mrs. Bowers Tose and offered @ resolution that such of the Militants present as had hue bands should pledge themselves to re- fuse all bribes in the way of gaud and apparel until women had the vote. Just then @ tall Militent who stood by the window overlooking the street oried: “There goes & women in one of the new Wetteau hats and « pannier gown!" And in an inetent the windows were rushed, even by the guard at the door, and Mra. Jarr and Mre. Mudridge-6mith escaped from the meeting. —— UPKEEP CosTs. Husband (studying his wifes ac- counte)~There afe eeveral items you haven't entered here. Doing up the fur- niture, your hairdresser, dentist, trip to be Nenad for instance. “Your proposal comes too late." “Then you have engaged yourself to ‘Then why not-be engaged to me?" ‘The ily season is over now.' ut of their homes for the bal- Seattle Lo aeaaaanapaanaaananaaananaaaaareamtenannasqonnanmenaaemanensae a | The Bouquet of the Easter Girl associated with Easter Day, the Easter girl will wear artificial ‘lotsoms if she wishes to follow Fash- lon's decrees Of course she will wear a bouquet, be- cause this ig now a part of every cos- (ume. If she ts the fortunate possessor o¥ an {mported Easter gown, shoe -will have the question of the bouquet solved ae though flowers are especially for her, since French dressmakers are: now attaching this ornament to most of nd in this they too follow jarge corsage bouquet yn is now confined to sy afternodh oc- and the flowers a Miles and orchids. or the tallored sult end the street dress the small bouton- ‘buttonhole bouquets ‘to those’ worn a halt ¢ ‘Doth In ar rement and t om Qf the flow ers ware selected and art saat it ts almed at with A. very. pretty, one seen wi aprig of sweat, alysqum |illiee cldater of forset. nots, oe pili be taverltg Bower. «A cluster of three email | Gahifas, each of a different color, fas- tened tightly together with a little fol!l- age ts one of the many attractive of- ferings at the shops, A sprig of mignonette, surrounded by & bit of sweetwilliam, a wpray of trope and @ little maidenhair form another that can be had at $9. and a pansy and then again it Is in combination with a cluster of bright jum, which form: A bit of delicate fern @ background for the pretty ably becom wear. The corsage bouquet for that are 90 fashionable in Paris often have the with orywtals, which are most effective for ng World “Daily M i aga WARY *arastt hh HOPATRA and Juliet were probably ae diferent in character and @ppearance as two women could possibly be. Cleopatra, Queen of Eopyt, was a ravishing, red-haired beauty, a personification of all Egypt's vivid splendor, color and warmth—a fascinating, capricious woman, intemperate in all things as in her mad love of Antony. She was as vain ae @ peacock, For—even in her deepest grief, at the side of the min who had dled for her, and when life had no more alluremente—she thought of ee Cheer Up, Cuthbert! INE candidates out of the ten will adon be convinced that the people do not know what 4a best for the country. COTE. TS Noe York Wed. ne T comes natural for Success te Act Ptingy with the Easily Satiofed! In seeking re-election a candidate should promise the people all the things he fatled to give them when he wae in office. there's Plenty of Fun, in Counting your Chicks before they're Hatched! A Lot of Merely Middiing Actors get by by Clev- erty Dressing the Part! “Suffragettes break store windows in ald.” They prove themselves ca- pable politicians by attacking any- thing that will give the people alittle Ught. “A etage rascal te always popular with the audience.” Certainly; they like acting that te true to life, Better to be Broke then But- faloed! If you don't Like the Game, Start] “We are to have an income taz.” The Papers Say By John L. Hobble Copyright, 1012, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World), One of your Own! There are a Lot of Ways of Taking a Chance besides Drawing to an Inside Straight! Will actresses have to pay according | business methods. zine, preserving her beauty. And she employed the asp's ating to bring her life to a apeedy end without marring her loveliness. Juliet was a beautiful child of fourteen when ahe met and fell hope- leasly in love with Romeo, son of Montague, her family's hated enemy. She was not capricious or artful or wily, and at sight she inepired adoration in Romeo, Their ardent love affair was brief. They chose to die rather than to tive apart. Vincent’s . Advice A ‘‘Language”’ Lesson. OME one has written ast ing me to sive my opinion on the matter of & man's using pro- fane language in the presence of women. It never occurred to me bofore that two opinions could be held on the subject. The man For disorderly conduct a suffra- incenk wh habitually ° gette was sentenced to two monthe in a eweare dvefore prison; for the same offense @ man! women ts rude, Ul-bred and vulgar in twas given a year, The woman didn't fe highest degree, No women of even vy 1 01 inaist on equal righte. for hin. are Ag CORREALE POT TP Of course a man may inadvertently he shouldn't, In that an't deserve such severe although his apology mediate and earnest. But en generally accepted that, whatever a man says when he Is with other men, he whould refrain from pro- fane or vulgar expressions in the pres- ence of women whom he respects, to their real income or their presa-; agent income? Statistics prove that Wilson, Taft, Roosevelt and Olark will be elected President. 4 Senator advocates Government ownership of railroads. He is begin. ning at the wrong end; we must fret have Government ownership of the Government.’ It is hoped that the producte of the Beef Trust are purer than tte ‘The Bateman who Acte Peeved when he Strikes Out alwaye Gets the Hoot— nd thet Same goes, Away from the Ball Grounds! We've got a Heap More Use for | etuo: the Pug who saye he lost because he Got Licked than for the one who says the Other Fellow won by @ Lucky Punch! If that Firat Drink could Only Chirp it could Unfold Many a Story of Fall- ure! ‘The Boss always grunts, ‘Just leave your Address” to the Chap who says he wit “Acoppt the Position!” You can't Expect Other Fellows not to Make Love to the Job that you Fall to Nurse yourself! A Lot of Reglar Fellers Con eomehow to Dodge the Rum Thi ™ ways Feel Suspicious of the Man of ty who Never has Ma a Mo | of himself over a Woman! The Day’s Good Stories Buffaloed. discussed in ite rertens soporte c08 bearing, and finally the od areca td “dl umn 5 ‘amm,"" sngwered William, “'in susnmer, yt of the Dally Bread, much gratified. Mew |, the days are shorter,” — “Nov ot ail, It must Dave taken you @ long) Weamingwon Woot, to write it,” 1 1 spent twe hours or more on thee | 1 confess,"* | tk was @ oplendid piece of work, ‘The Mr, Leeder, Brown, suppose you site me @ good ytidle of youre on the ihe wonder,” | ese aac Poor Man! N old man (if being ninetythree te old) walked along Kearny atreet somewhat la boriowly. — Although feeble phyelealiy, there was en air of promperity about him, ‘That was what attracted the attention of @ ‘touch’ ay, mister," wsid the tremp, coming up, Lan an ORPHAN. and, ~incomp tat i hae me complet 9 ‘Tribune, The Proof. TRACHRR in a New Jersey educational Eee A eat ye _— ~ Unintroduced. “D, Y." writes: “Every morning for a year I have met @ young man on the train. Now he speaks to me, Ie there any harm in betng polite to him?” You ought not to begin an acquaint- ance with any one without being intro- |; duced. “1. Lt writes: ‘Is it necessary to ‘treat’ @ young man calling dn the eve ning?" Not at all, and, if served, the ‘treat’ should be of the simplest. “K, 6." writes: “Should the rest of the family remain in the parlor if the Gentleman who comes to call on # gin is not engaged to her?” The American custom is to allow the girl to entertain afl her eaters alone. "A. writes veoing the ferry in the evening thore {9 a young man who always smiles at me, though we have never been introduced. Js this wrong?” TR would be wrong if you permitted him 10 make your acquaintance with- out an introduction, THE CA Wednesday, April 3. 1912 RPET FROM BAGDAD EEE i CHAPTER V. (Couttavet.) The Girl Who Waen’t Wanted. 6 ‘H, no. He tocke tie ao tough individual. I mean, @ chap etrong ané hardy enough himedt “Is he young, oW, good-looking, or what?” Mra. Chedeoye eyed her offepring through narrowed lids. "IT should say that he was abeut thirty-five, tall, eomething of en athlete; and there remain some indl- sity eleven—Coot-alier—when I entered my freshman year, I didn't know him, but I was a great edmicer of his from the grand-stand. Horace Wadsworth was his name.” Horace Wadeworth. Fortune had the sensation of being astonished at some thing ehe had expected to happen. Just before going down to Gianer that night, Fortune turned to her mother, her chin combative in {ts angie. “I gave Mr. Jones a hundred and fifty pounds out of that money you left in my care, Knowing how forgetful you are, I took the liberty of attending to the affaire myself.” She expected @ storm, dut instead her mother viewed her with apprateing eyes. Suddenly she laughed meliowly. Her sense of hum as too excttable to resist eo delectable « situation. “You told bim, of course, that the meney came from met’ demanded Mrs, Chedsoye, when she could control her votce. ‘Gurely, ence It 414 come trom you." ‘My dear, my dear, you Ike the song in The Mikedo;” and she said that I ever held you en the leash,” taking @ final fook into the ‘i ul i a z I i 2 [ 1 ; | ; fi < j ‘| f [ z 3 t i i i : 3 E uit ! ? i Hy ll have explicity warned you, my |. child, never to meddle with affairs that do not concern you. “Indirectly, some of yours do. You are in love with Ryanne, as he calls him- welt.” “My dear, you do not usually stoop to sudh vulgarity. And are you certain that he has any other name?” if I were I whould aot tell you." Li the serpent,” bantered the mother; looked again into the mirror to see if her color was etill what it ehould nd whom does he ad- mire?” the Mona Lise amile hovering corners of her lips. “You,” evenly, Mrs, Chedeoye thought for @ moment, thought deeply and with new tneight, Tt was no longer @ child but @ woman, and mayhap she had played upon the taut strings of th often, Still, she “And whom does he love?’ “Me, Shall T get you the rouge, mother?" woman recelved the stab. y daughter,” ae 4f spaculatively, get on, You haven't been my pupil J these yearw for nothing. Let ve @0 down to dinner,” Fortupe, ae she eilently followed, ex- ou the Arab and the Bast Indimn. Given & Just cause, an idol's eye or « holy carpet, and they'll follow you round the world ten times if need be. I never worry neeticssly, but I lay out before Hy real articl whose keeping loly Tho given; Mahomed-F!-Gebel, the tight-hand, a sheik in his own “But you haven't got the rug “No, Mr. Joncs, I haven" other hand, you hi together, When he gets through with me, your turn.” George laughed. Ryanne srew thoughtful over this sign. Percival Al- gernon did not seem exactly worrted, aren 798 @ little afraid?’ fe il with that unchanging smile, the| p, te Was be bluffing? Ryanne wondered, Did he have nerve? Welt, within fers yeleea fours ‘there would come @ (To Be Continued.)