The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1912, Page 9

DTWS Eventing Wor “S’Matter, Pop?’ BETCHA For THe Haye A CENT. ‘ 1T 19,PoR 5 WHAT DOES | ITS THE ‘ GUILLOTINE Wi Mean ( { ° Find *Patches’’ ond Follow the String! -Keitks ) & By Dwig bast Yea (7 wae Do IT here “Wis year “EVERY BodYS Down Vest Year Do (T AGAIN eure nae siti iene ‘ nuT UR 3 se \ Sou Rat ZA. SRACK I 5 - UXTRA ! vain “s ALL ABOUT THE RP ner FIORGANBILT HARRIAGE ! | <a s IM MASON NOW, ») 4 Soll UL IGHT! THEY Don't ANSWER t hs (The New York Worl fi sty Vincent's Advice }}} « Dreams ; -EE) Be {ie Day’s Good Storles 4 | ‘A Good Appetite. H' wasn euolwart young German, end ex te walked into the bare His Costly Presents. Ly. RLS, don't accept expensive pres= i : G ents, particularly presents of Jewelry, from men to whom you aro not even engaged. I have cautioned you avout this be- fore, but I continue to get letters ask- ing if “I may not accept a ring or a pin a @ ®irthday gift from a man I have known more than 4 year." It 1 almost impossidle to think of circumstances under which !t might be proper for you to recetve such gifts. And you ought not even to let young be ealuted the owner with: . ‘ “Mey, mister, will you jop me?” “Wi T what?” returned the farmer, “Will you Jop me? Make mo work gett? : men lend you thetr jewelry, or lend Pours to them. You may sometimes bo put in an extremely etibarressing position through wearing a young man's Strat” pin, for he 1s only supposed to give it to bis future reason for all this is very simple, No girl {s supposed ‘we friends, and she does 0 when ehe accepts expensive presents from them, A Persistent Suitor. “Pp, 8." writes: “I thought I etred for a young man, but fing I was mistaken, I have tried to discourage his atten- tions, but to no. avail. What shall I do?” If he will not take hints telt him frankly that he bores you, you want @ month!" L tel son, If you eat me on der farm 1 come for $5, but for twenty fife Tat myself by sehmidt’s,"——The Housekeepe:. —= Too Good a Job. 66 NCE T heal court im a Nttle village,” Jodge Sieiubreaner te O lated to us, says the Clevelaud iain Dealer, “where the be % lift was @ little fellow, but very much experienced, Dusing a3 the seealon a dimen ian the court room and made a noise that ; took from the digalty of the proceedings, 1 pauset long eBough to re Witt to remote the obstropetous party, minutes the drunk got notsicr than ever, 1 gaia summoned ie! | “Oh, 1 see, you want @ job,” said the hearer, “Well, how much do ] th “R, G."" writes: “Should » girl help @ young man caller to put on his overcoat?" It is not considered good form, “C, B.” writes: “When @ young man ts walking with two fadies should he go between them?” ‘No, he should take the outside, "t you make an arrest!" 1 asket siady. "Aren't you on officer of wet!" +1 was, Your Honor,” answered the bailiff, ‘bat I've iesignok! i i A Short-Change Doz. oe LY BLIASON ts up on homes, Wut was nob up ou dogs AG om, B.” writes: “T have just heard that my flancee ts en- gaged to another man. What shall I do?” ‘Ask her for an explanation, wn Hot Springs he paid for a bintdog, partly through notion and patty because the dog was @ bamd> Lay mend aald: og, J." writes: “My flance ts earning $12 a week, and poor Nhealth compels him to b9 absent from his work @ @ood deal, Do you think marriage would be @ cisk under such condi- the seller the ne med this was a bi He was gove for three n't bring back a yd." ’ Pasing up the huntem and going in for trick animal, Eliisom had « K." writes: “Does @ man like « folly girl best, or @ pleasant. vvlet one? It depends on the man, dog to widch he would gite @ smell of » $5 DiM end later omd it to WHAT HAVE You DONE WITH THE Pow, ¥." writes: “Would once a week bo too often to cali rl when Ihave no serious intentions?” OTHER #4? bh Not if you make it plain that you only want her friend. Just about this time of the year, when every one fecle a wee Vit laay, it 18 an awful task for | the glorious West, And out of the flrepla omes @ dashing cowboy with Bessie Mss artnta ce ecanta ba thie @iul ity, anil Gn the girl of stxtcen to buckle doicn to high schoullessons, Maybe it te the fragrance of the burn- | clinging close to him, Away they go, ta iace over the prairics-dcep down into the valleys MNEs sctnon aaa mother of ehould Her parenia talce ing pine loge on the hearth and maybe it's juat her natural bent; put Beaste is apt to dream of and high over the mountains, where all ig fullof Romance--but ONLY IN DREAMS, | ‘the initiative ELEANOR SCHORER. It 4s usually the custom for the parents of the prospective | bridegroom to make the first call, SLIGHT MISTAKE. GROWING PEEVI SAME OLD CHIP. | IN ANCIENT ROME, Vins bg, V.", writes: “I am engaged to a young lady who ts |enpablc auto eccides ba lite tail That wa & rhe Una | t Roman Matron~What @ funny| tn very gay. When T rebuke ler for tt ehe become Im Inia lips patches ; ‘ Elekta, hopsemgn located the plage befoge the v ap ten aba Tew vou wouta ve | ZgH, Mere misintormos you, but if you keen on bothering : WPA its mad alle biiaedi duals rae Aid hawell@AAaeh dara, taki ia HAIhia ite ott iy L008 acuta: tcotdl Gea als pa tom Tapas the Tener Soeed og aE tgnwise to marry her, id Way, T heard that @ soy rider wae] simply won't promise any wicrewi'lie|6cod table manne Ortoana A Chance on spending it in| some Little burvarlan famlet aur in| son eb a — ~~ pe _—~.., 69060 Biaostens Z Timea Decrcoree jail.’"=Washington Star, J@avi shat they cal Parts- Puck, J" Bitecee wat taeeottier $42"—Chicego Bete \ ’ 4 \ : ‘ Ce tw