The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1912, Page 9

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YMERE CAN T EAP YOUR raeR Neues Fino] 1 THE POLICE ' cer A POLICEMAN i (a) Jokes. | “What's your} missts kicking | @bout?’ inquired | the ‘nousemald from next door, | “This is her Vincent's Advice night. out, but I told her I had an! “Trial Engagements.”” | nastiness mee OMEBODY| city Journal, | writes to ask me about the! Miss Vocolo—I'm | visabilty Of 4} never happy une ‘trial engage-/iess I'm breaking ment.” into song. Apparently a tr-| pright Young al engagem ant! ytan—why don't} means that the you get the key) young man {8 eM-/and you won't} waged and the} nave to dreak) young lady San't.! tn.—Ne Orleans | She says to him: | 4ymes-Democrat. ! “You promise to ptivinty marry me, and I'l} wwny do you! Odd Bits. ‘The Dutch are a nation of flow lovers, skilled deners and inven; tive farmers, On canal boats, on floating rive houses, aroun farmhouses, in humble village and tnt Se eres encaed wrens Ne ool great city, one| the defense endeavored finde flowers,| “Now.” he flowers, flowers. Bome one has sald that Holland's Mlustrious con - iuerors have bee her engineers and her florists.| Through thie flower culture has come her wealth, for this hus long been one of her ° marry you unless) permit your chil-! Chiof Industries.—| fully worded reply, “I sakd 1 supected him o! I weq somebody else I like better. dren to delleve in The Magazine | ing i” Somehow that doesn't seem exactly | pain, ‘re coming to it, What madi you fair play to me. Of course, I do not) swe, 1 can't Flowera. sugpect him’ ‘ — “Well, firstly, I canght him en “ think thet any girl ought to promise to} to) them there Plans ai Aecondiy,. 1 herd oo waft ood. so marry @ (man unless sho 18 sure She! are no fairies and pocket--and way for rejuvenat- | | | i | loves: him.’ But sha ought’ not to expect] then expect th Park, him to promise more than she does. to believe in aikes eased Instead of a trial engasement, why} microbes." ropertics ore not sftnply etree to be very good friends ae savin hoy widely useful for New York City. The dense shrub bery on the boun- daries of the park in to be . thinned out #0 that people who walk on the adjacent streete— who, it is said, far outnumber = the park's —visitors— " . " . can tave @ glimpse you. I'm engaged | women's suffrage had been in vogue in the days when Miss Wisk is supposed to have Fannie Dorrit, the elder sister of Little Dorrit, was for a time a ballet dancer and 4180 | o¢ the green land- lived, she would have been one of its strongest advocates. For she believed in Equality, | had the epirit of “the new woman.” But hers was of an entirely different type from Misa |xcape and the of T am not| She would have been the sort of woman to deliver speeches to the crowd from a soap-| Wisk's. She did not bother about public apeeches, but chose her own home as a place to | #rowing thinks In- surprised. J4¢K/ pox on some street corner, She believed her “mission” was to show the world that Woman's | assort her power, Nhe did not believe in equal rights at all. Any rights that there were | "ide This ie in}; never could iad mission was Man's mission and that the only genuine Mission of both man and woman was | belonged to HER and she ruled her husband with a rod of iron.--Kleanor Schorer. |me wits the ney and let the éloser relation come nat raily, Wit wil? Don't make or exact promtges; ‘The friondahtp will be a good thing’tn {tself—and love may come as a “glad surprit “Doctor, did my | brother kick about giving up smok- ~ es, and he! os wasn't any too| Does: He Care? enthusiastic about | “B. M."" writes: “I am in love with a | giving up 6."—Chi- | young than who always speaks to me} cago Journal, 1 Very ‘politely when’ me meet. Do you pee think that'shows that he cares for me?" al Maude — I'v Not necessarily. He could not {n cour- sun? rags | tesy det ‘difterentty. “B.F." writes: “I am in love with a girl who corresponds with other young men, * How shall I make her stop?” You'thave no'right to attempt to do se unless you are engaged “No.'' — Boston movement tor . ‘Transcript to be moving declaratory resolutions about things in general at public meetings. mien eee ae) on, writes: “The young man I love mens Ss _ I a1 ren ae ne PY fest as Sts tas] Jobs at $2.8 Week| oan 1” $34 By Cl Pe ye BEES co eum (Meet eme'omae: (“Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” 3g By Clarence L. Cullen! pyc em om League of | “, (Pt awrites: “A young man has of the new Consumers’ Red mittens hid her Uttle hands valied,on spe for a few weeks and now) Washington, which har just started 4) pavg Queer how in some towns Crime ‘Take tt for Granted that the Other Fel- that the Former geta his Cold Blood Game, ‘f tley Don't make you IT AN] No bilzzard stirred her fears | request: wor to sive ap at my corres eyenent in be Die, of Columns is Contagious and yet not Catch- [low knows al! about his Own Faultat jnatuoaiiyt | the Timet Bhe faced the frosty alr with glee, spondents, What sha or 0 better the f ma able! | _— -- } — Her eyes were stran : 1 f ec vase: | wely bright; Pay. no attention to his request untess| and sale and to secure better wages for posh Living it Down Is a Long Process, but! The Only Times when we Really| A Cry Baby with a Rolling Hoop Is liter daugh wae ew , have promised to marry him. workers, especially women and children, ¢ ' SHOVE! f Fassing it a a Mile! | 4, “4 a eh Was sweeter than the bells you 0 ror ere. oe ow conducting an investi.{ afin and Bear it-then #| 2 1s Keeping It Up a Mile | Hate Peace are when we Hear avma| Bad Enough, but Horrible when! what timed the merty fight. “a, W." writes: “19 it wrong to sign aj sation Into the hours of labor and the | me | Lummoz complaining that his Wife,°® “ot @ Mustach theart?" Fae at the women and children in| It'# no Crfme to be Poor, but tt tsn't) Kickers? ‘he Men who wrenched the | «Doean’ Understand Him!” - Dorinda wears a cap of seal, letter, ‘From your » | If Four-Leaved Clovers were Found in| Her gloves are buttoned high; Joti if you are writing to the proper|the District, It is said that many Realy 8 MiSs Ue ciara ee aE, Oe AER mee are, Trouble Patches, some of us could Pick LM person. wirls who have no homes are wo ne ae rey oral shaky | Letting Well Enough Alone means |2 Waeon Load of them with oun ayes ("ote Morne ber, haughty face, in stores at $2 and $3 a week, Dry-Rotting in the Ryt! No laughter Mhts’ her eye, W. C." writes: “I am sixteen and —_—_— Down all of the Little Lies! rest Thing about Attaining | desis oat Dorinda drives @ costly oar, | desperately in love with a boy I only THE TEST. dt. Vorty is that then we; t : _—_ a Lapel 5 * tna f know sby. alght, What «! nt [e-It I should propose to you, what] The Difference between Pose and Polse| KNOW i's up to us to Hehave! ‘The “Morning After" isa great Moral! hat Conscience really does Make| Framed in by heavy glass we mt. a Stop thinking about you Jis that the Latter doesn’t Strutt | ps Agent! Gawerds of ub Ail a Becves by ct |But I would turn from her to see i haraing to her, be sald: an OS } ton. You can't really been love with] She—That would depend largely upon —-~ | ‘The Difference between a Borpolse and | <3 that if Most of us Said what we Really} ‘That oldtime vision pass! ie Pee, SA vee teen, Steet f @ person you don't know. Jue income.—Judge, ; We'd be w Hoap Better Off if we would tue Man who Never Mude@ Mistake i#' Blind Man's Buff. is # Nie Little Thoughs we'd be Pincbedt —CUatand Plain Deaton, | MM a ine ' , Y