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Jiecre me A LITTLE, PoR Coprright, 1912, by Tho Pree Publishing Co, ne’ New York World). (T MR. JARR INCREASES HIS VAST IGNORANCE. GGT soltten!” maid Gus, “I eee B them Vimmins Righters got to fighting agin mit the vimmin ‘that don't want to let them wote, at the new Grand Central Palace Vimmins' Expressition.” “Funny how the women fight each ether,” eaid Mr. Rangle reflectively. “Funny how they fight the men!" eald Mir. Jarr, in a subdued tone. His ‘had not been @ happy home re- cently. “Bunny?” queried Gus. “Do you call it funny? No, I says, let ‘em fight mit each other. You bet I told my Lena about it. My Lena she is a Guffergett By Chorge! When I told her there wa: @ fight on she puts on her big hat mit the longest hatpins in it and I ain't seen fher since, She's camping out by the new Grand Central Palace now.” | “I got @ ittter from a lady what signs ft Frieda roasting me because I let Gus’s wife poke me in the face,” said Pimer, the bartender. “She says no German should let any boss or any boss's vife hand hith one. But I didn’t let her do it because I am German or because Gus is my boss. I did it be- cause I'm a good-hearted feller, and I don't want to see Gus get all the pushes in the face, And, besides, Gus's vifo is @ lady and enchoys handing wollops to people she likes.” “Huh!” sniffed Mr. Slavinsky, who ‘was also practising at the bar. “Do you think you could lick Gus's vife in a boxe ing Might?" “In a boxing fight I could do It," sald Eimer stolidly, “because in a boxing fight she would have them box fight gloves on and couldn't scratch me in the eyes.” _ “Vot, YOU vip my vite? cried Gus with a sarcastic sneer, “Any time you think you can do it I bet you @ veok's vages you can't.” “Oh, I wouldn't bet on it,” said Fl- mer. “] guess not!” sald Gus. “But, any- how, I would sooner as my Lena shoulé give me all the short arm chabs she wants to, rather than she should baw! ame out. “01, ol, ol!” cried Mr, Slavinsky. “Such a bawling out as my vife can give me, too “Vell, anyhow T am for Votes For {Vimmen,” said Mr. Slavinsky. “Vot!"” growled Gus. “Ain't tt bad enough now? Ain't it that ‘there should be von place the vimmen can't come to? What pleasure would it be to go into Bulmer's undertaking parlor to wote and there hating a lot of vimmen push you out, hollering ‘Repeater! Gorriller! I challenge his wote!’ No, that wotes for vimmen 1s good for nix. “No, sir!" said Hepler, the butcher, who came in at this point and over- heard Gus. “My vife hae my business in her name, Ghe sits at the cash desk and takes in the money, And only when she goes upstairs to her dinner do I wet a chance to swipe the price of a lass of beer, Is ehe to have my wote, too? “Women {s the weaker sex,” said Mr. Rangle. “Let ue drink to Lovely Women, formerly our 6uperiors, now our Equals.” But nobody drank to this, not even Mr. Rangle. CLACRETY. ICLACKETY CLAcr? Now IM CRANIN' You Know ME, I'm MYRTLE. + THE LADY TIGHT. wiRIsT 1 GOT You KID = 1°Ut FIX UP AN ACT On THE TIGHT WIRE THATLL GET US fou WAVE FIOOLE UP Yes, the woman's place 1s in the home. They are not strong enough to fight the battles of life out in the mar- ket place,” eald Mr. Jari “Gus’s vife is etrong,” said Elmer, “And I seen vimmen fighting in Walla- Market when I tended bar near vy Yard by Brooklyn, You know, Gus, Schneider's place?” , Lam for Votes for Vimmi said Mr, Slavinsky, stoutly am for votes for vimmen, an1 in that [parade of the vimmen suffergetts on {May 4, vill I parade!" You vill march mit them mens whose vifes make them march? asked Gus in astonishment. “Sure!” said Mr, Slavinsky, “I sent a dollar to that Mrs. Spankhirsch in Lon- don to let the good work go along.” All present regarded this statement with incredulous eurprise, Mr, Slavin- sky had never gained any notice as a Uberal contributor to any academic causes until now. “Slavinsky, I am ashamed mit you. Only that you owe me”—here Gus looked at the slate—‘a dollar ninety-five, I would order you out of my, liquor ‘ore. As soon as you pay that you can't come in any more. “Vot I care!" retorted Slavinaky hotly, “This ain't the only chin mill in Harlem, I'm for votes for vimmen and I am going to get me @ dage of It and wear don’t believe it. sald Mr, Bepler, “No, I ain't,” said Mr, Slavinsky. “And, besides, if the vimmen don't strike for their rights in this country maybe I go to London where they do!” And he stalked out. Mr, Jarr followed him. “Are you really a Suffragist?’ asked. “Sure 1d Mr, Slavinsky, ‘ ness am I in?" “You're a glazier," said Mr. Jarr. “Vell?” replied Mr, Slavinsky, and he You're kidding he ‘ot busl- winked the other eye. Advice t The Fickle Sweetheart. T suffering blamed, ness. tatentionally, N next comes along. Betty VincenE, or a girl may in turn, ‘'Phose persons must lAnd at least they are 4 Betty Vincent's o Lovers HERE {s a great deal of talk about the sin of fickle- But it seems to me that the young man or woman under this Of course, try to win some one's al of enjoying 1t for a little time and then throwing {t awa, But very often the so-called fickle peraon does not chan; imputation ts frequently not to be is an exceedingly unkind thing to tion, with the conscious thought ‘A man may be the victim of a too impulsive tempera- ment, which makes each girl seem “the only'’—until the be too ingenuously ready to ascribe all the qualities she admires to each man of her acquaintance, freed from the accusation of oreating wilful mischief, kk to discover their mistakes, Moreover, the so-called fickle butterfly never fits away from the real love~ when it really comes, “What is the correct to take when “B, 2." writes: position for a gentleman walking with two ladies On the outside nearest the curb, “B. ©." writes: “A young man has asked me to marry him, but wants me to have a bank account, He 1# earning A large salary, but never saves any money, Do you think he is right in what he asks of me?” Not unless he himself is also willing to save. Tell him that. “%, T." writes: “I am eighteen. Ien't @aastblato have « aincere frendship a Aus ry ° with a girl your own age with thought of fove and marriage? Yes, indeed, if you both understand the object of your acquaintance. Marriage Without Love. “M, W." writes: “I am in love with an old school friend, but he has never asked me to marry him. Another man who 1s older and well-to-do has pro- posed, but I do not care for him, What shall I do?’ Do not marry the man you cannot love. Perhaps the other will speak come time. hout any LISTEN= TM TO PLAY THE IDDLE WHILE Th ON THE WIRE ~ . Now we Witt HAVE A Puncture For Lt JAS You WITH THIS AN You 60 °Ps$-$5-$sT LIME THE AIR BLowiN' OUT. AN’ THEN ILL FIX IT. ALLREADY PoP Go-| PSS-S9:SST? FoR THe Love or Pare! MA,AINT IT; TIME “THIS YOunNG ONE 18 BOING To Copyright, 1912, ‘The Pres Publishing Ce, Spotlight Steve in Vaudeville 33% (x=: Look PRETTY Mow THE MANAGER 1S GOOD LOOKS AND WATCHING US. Trt THE MANAGER - 1CAN GWE You A G00D BALARY TO WORK ALONE BY YOURSELF Intimate Chats WITH WOMEN By Mme. Legrande. Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), “If Things Had Been Differ- HeasEe) that you might have made ent!” Ove people's lives seem to have ° ATE, or whatever force of destiny should put a gray womans every time says: “Well, if things had been differ- ent!" ete, “It things ih ‘been different ‘This weak-kneed plaint of inability slips so smoothly the presiding calls itwelf, hair in & head he @ glamour about them, while youre iz pitifully crude and un- romantic, That's what you tell your- self when you alt down to mope. Well, don't you believe it! You don’t know what goew on after the doors are other people's lives. If you want to be happy you've got to dig the way and pave it, too—there's no royal road. And goodness knows you'll never get there if you have the ball-and-ohair. of ‘“might-have-beens” from the lips of| weighting your fect to the ground, the faint-hearted!] Go on and look for the pot of gold at It's meant to b@)the foot of the rainbow. Put the shoo an excuse, a great, of Ambition on your feet, the cap of concealing excuse, that has to do duty for a Wfetlme of being a lemon! And “if things had been different,” the result would have been the same. Don't have any Illusions on that score. ‘The person who can not nse above the ordinary obstacles wouldn't have been @ success if his life's path had been gone over with a steam roller before he trod it ‘There are some, of course, whose rows have been hard to hoe-—bitterly hard, ‘They've had more Yhan their share of WELL-KNOWN Scottish architect won the tares and thorns; but tt is of the u Hing in Palestine recently, when tv a reached him of an addition to his farm! great galonity that we complain, pear ty! ” be iu Energy on your ‘head, and throw over your shoulders the cloak of Content And, even if you don't find the pot of old, you'll have @ lot of fun looking for it! Natural Error. . blmeelt with some water from the Jordan to 0 "4 5 home for the christening of tie infant, aul 1 I were a man I'd try to l-|timea ty Bootland Vorce & woman Who turned On the|~ Qa the Sunday appointed for the ceremony “It-things-had-been-different!" strain every time I put my nose in the door, And if I were the judge on the bench when the case came up I'd grant the divorce, If you had a can of beans tn the house~and only a can of beans—and you were hungry, you wouldn't alt down end wail: “Oh, if this can of beans were a) ruddy duck and a bottle of champagne | and a box of hothouse strawberries, 1 c ‘ precious water to bie care, He wulled the flask have © delicious mieal and I'd enjoy 1t) preciom water to, bie care. He piled the fa) ing hand, and came ni to whisper: You'd know that fn the absence of | "No tie npo, eit; no the noo, Maybe after Aladdin's lamp those beans would never | the kirk’s oout! be anything BUT beans, and if you were really hungry you'd eat them, What She Wanted. Do tie samo thing with your Ufe | -riiey ius teen married but two months, and jehances, they loved each other devotedly. He was Don't you realize that every day in the back yard blecking his sles, you're growing older, and that some he calle te WP bay voles, time you'll Ditterly regret the wasted “El stem’ at sacs’ tl in tmmtoent ‘He knew at once that she | be duly presented timaelé at the church ani 4 | sought out the besdle in order to hand over tte y, - $i, OO All eo ¢ \ closed. You get only surface views of | Epoch Makers IN MEDICINE By ). A. Husik, M. D. Copyright, 1912, by The Trew Muldisiing Co, (The New York World), 3—WILLIAM HARVEY. wan lak open, ‘Through the opening in RING the time when Charles 1,|the Wound Harvey was enabled to see was King of England and while {te workings of the heart the country was in a state of un-| He showed tt to King Charles, bis rest there lived at|patron, who was greatly Interested in the court of the|observing the actual pulsations of the King a@ famous|human heart, For the King was a close English physician, | follower of all scientific investigations, Willlam Harv When Harve eclared this truth to Harvey had long |the world the people at large sald that been fighting he was crack-bralned and the doctors the recognitjon of | of nis time ridiculed him. Nor ts tt sur his doctrines prising, for, previous to Harvey's day, garding the c all sorts of strange beliefs prevailed in lation of the i |regard to this simple functio It was and, while in the thought that t heart and arteries con- capacity of court tatned alr and that spirits governed thelr ARAN! physician, he Was action, The true muscular function of v able to show to! the heart as a pumping organ wan not the King, a@ the story goes, & IVINS lrecognized. ‘To-day even Httle school Mlustration of the workings of the heart. 1 Know the simple facta of the namely, how the heart contracts and|einoulation, which Harvey gave to the sends the blood by means of the blood! world. veasels to all parts of the body. One of} Walllam Harvey was born In Engtand the courtiers had received a very in 1677, At the af nineteen he went injury whereby the left side of his chest|to Cambridge later to the On hie return to hi to Universty of Padua, Italy study medicine and native country he was elected phy jan of St. Bartholo- mew's Hospital It waa in 1616 that he announced his famous truth to the world ’ | which startled * hearers and broug | danger, Me grasped a stick and mshed up two | storms 0 st upon his head. In J uaa of stairs to the rescue. He entered Ue! he was appoluted physician to the King htessly a her looking out of Me ey and follc the fortunes of Charles Look,’” sald she-"that's the kind of gown 1] until aft attle of Bdgenil!, when Want you to get ame,"~-Harper's Magazine, turned to Oxford and thence to ———-— don to take up again his actentifiec A Time Monopoly. ait. ¥ Irivhman cromed to Canada ona Cave. | ‘There he resumed his practice and A dian Pacific stramer, tovk tue Canadian | was a lecturer at the College of Phyal- . Brats gate for Nanconet ate Mids, [clans He died in 1967, recelving only a | was tance eh and, ond finally gut es |'ttlo white © his death the recog- | Nancouter much impreased with te grestnem [alton due him, 0 18 doscrineg as hone ‘| “ ‘ feat, falreminded, generous and wholly eee eee rete a" ldevoted to his acience. In his personal Hireakfast to the clerk [habits he was extremely simple, but was va iriauman looked at tne watch. “It Im't | very fond of coffer ditnking, and even SO ee ee at iter crk: “You exe |Ide @ apecial Lequest Of his coffeo pot jin bie wit ) A great American physician has thus {characterized Wiliam Harvey's epoah- | making discovery “There have been discoveries in medl- cine which have more immediately bene- fited the human race, Vaccination was one; the Introduction of anaesthetics an other. But there has been no discovery of which both the immediate and re- | your watt ten't right, We uo our dining room |mote consequences have been more om Canadian Pacific time,” jetriking. The progress in medicine to- “Good Lard" said the Iridumen, in an awed | day would have been impossible without ict "Dom the, Canadian Vacitic own the | Wauesn servey.” time, too!"'Meturday Evening Pos, li A SE TIC By Caroline (Copyright, 1911, by Outing Publishing Co, SYNOPSIS OF PHRCHDING CHAPTERS, ‘To _the ranch of an Indian squaw fe sore hats ted legitimate stealing was very daar in his mind. He said merely: “Tubbs, I belleve you're Rootch -ploneee) "commen wae.” | bre. Hentth decktew to im squew for ter wealth, | They is worse, I e'pose,” sata Tues Ie he Gahan fore frre “arse a echoak ve been pretty fants u who Is seeki Sth of, “atte Uleres,, piss tote te tare, ora, tut mistakenly thinks she loves 1. fu ‘a baifireed daugiter, dreads “Can you ride? Can you rope? Cae you cut out a steer and burn e brase? Sas Ces fea pyenee is line ie | Wenia buck-ague in @ race y piepoe one ‘oul you get buck-ag ny ther thet (ea tone it; |and quit me if it came to @ i ston to, the aiaieg Cy Poy with | down? Are you f ruu sd ailing. the ata res, is awaltieg th escapee “Try mi aaid Tubbs, aw Z He Thee aia hit, Meu tania: | shake,” said Smith, “I waht wee then enters a gemisling house and ices every | got acquainted @ooner. Ber aatlg TeUTS to the ranch. | Musie demande | And mebby I kin tell you somethint When he” tcte Mee feo he Hae yee hee*8le; Labout brands,” Tubbs went on beast ian furiously for cheating her Smithy prevails on | fully. th juaw to draw ten dollars (rom the ““More'n likely.” T kin take a wet blanket and » plese of copper wire and put en addition te an old brand so it'll last ¢ill you Min, git the stock off'n your hands. Ive ever done it, but I've see it done.” “I've heard tell of somethin’ like ¢hat, Smith replied dryly. } “Er you kin draw out a brand 66 you never would know nothin’ was there, You take-a chunk of green cottonwood, and saw It off square: then you bile i and bile it, and when It's hot tnroust you slapa it on the brand, and when Mfts it up after while the brand te drawed out.” “Did you dream that, Tubbs?’ “T b'leeve It'll work,” dectared Tubbs stoutly. “Maybe tt would work in I-o-wa,” dtd Smith, “but I doubts if it would work here, Any way,” he added coneiliatingty, e'll give ita try." ‘And this chanct—it's tolable safe?’ bani im} give tt to idm, CHAPTER XVIII. (Continued) A “Bad Hombre.” HEAT ehe might avold Susie's Questions she did not start | tho next ‘morning until Susie was well on her way to echool, Then, dressed in her saudicat skirt, her widest brase-studded Debt, her best and hottest beanket, she was ready for the long derive, Smith put a fresh bandage on her arm and praised the scrawiing signature on the check which she had fled out after laborious and oft-repeated efforts. He mado eure that she had the flour sack, and that the check was pinned secure Inside her capacious pocket before helped her in the wagon, He bac (fi .| “Same as if you was home In bed. ine apa Bere st nd eles When T says ‘ready," will you come?” {tude and devotion as #he and Mecteetse| “Watch my smoke,” answered Tubbs. yes followed Tubbs's hulking shambled off, and his face of derision. he addressed the world in @en- ou show me a man from T-o-wa or Nevrasky and I'll show you @ sen- of-a-gun,” Tubbs was putty in the hands of Smith, who could play upon his vanity and ignorance to any degree—though he believed that beyond a certain Tubbs wi arrant coward. But drove away, She turned were out of sight, and h ened when she saw So them. She of the fast appro would be envied married only “b@ods' Smith, as it happened, was remarking contemptuously to Tubbs, as he nodded after the disappearing wagon “Don't that look like @ reg'lar Injun outfit? One old white horse and a spot- ted buzzard-head; harness wired up with|Smith had @ theory regarding the man- Mormon beeswax; a lop-sided spring |agement of cowards. He belleved that t; one alde-board gone and no paint,on the same principle that one uses & tho wagon. whip on a scared ‘horse—to make it “You'd think Meeteetse'd think more|more afraid of that which is behind jof hisself than to go ridin’ around with|than of that which is ahead—be could @ blanket-squaw.” by threats and intimidations force “Ho aaid he wan out of tobacer, but|Tubbs to do his bidding if the occasion before they face bright- th still looking thought comt hing da. aft arose, Mee-| Tubba's mental calibre was .22-short; teotan's gittin’ to be a reg'lar aquawmun| but Smith needed help, and Tubbs anyhow, hangin’ around Injuns 90 euch | seemed and runnin’ with ‘om, He believes in|n signin and dreams, and he ain't washed | t ln neck for ax week knew only vaguely was in i “Aawootatin’ too much with Injuna will |Aciont te vecelee ar uleh outa ~ spile a good Tabbs.” Smith went] had learned from observation that ittle on sceunly, ‘ou ain't the feller You! dependence can be placed upon those wax when Sou come," WES ace ns ‘ as opt responsibilities too rea@ily or nant halt the gumution Phade [and Uehtly, but he was confident that ‘ait hurts me to ace a bright mind lke] Moca Maat tine, coneatioe ne oo ® ge: yours goln’ to seed, ant there's notihin'l) | oud need hin, and after thal jdo han to a feller quicker nor asso: | TUEKeT his shoulders—what wae clatin’ with them as ain't his equal, |/o-Wan more or leas? the most pliable material at That Tubbs had pledged himself omething the nature of whieh he: Tubbs, lke you was my own brother, 1] Altogether, he felt well satisfled with Saye that us-hunter ain't ao man for] ¥at he had accomplished In the short you to run with while since his return, ‘He ain't viotous and the likes ot} When Susie came home from school, said Tubbs, in mild defense of his|®mith was looking through the corral fence at a few pontes which Ralston Iclous' anyhow? Smith. “Who's goin’ to say what's " is and what ain't? IT say {Us} "See anything there you'd lke?” @he Violous to He like he does about them inquired, with significant emphasis, Jdjot skulls and ham bones he digs out Vd buy the buneh if T was goin’ to and brings home, makin’ out that they ]set me some bear-traps.” Smith could Might be pleces of follers what could | see nothing to prats demanded 1 zht and driven in, to give ealer hs story. use one of them cotton woods for a} belonged to Ralstor walkin’ stick and et animals the size of| Susie missed her mother immediately that meat house at a meal.” upon going Into the house, and in thelr ‘THe never sald jest that." saw every sign of @ “He might as well, What I’m aimin’ at is that it's demoraliain' to get in- Where's mother gon: she asked terested in things like that and 9] Tang. your life diggin’ up tne dead, It's too] “Town.” jer of any spirit.” she comin’ home? dang'rous.” Tubbs ad- Je tnight mitted, Forty miles over @ rough road, with “It T thought you was my kind, Tubbs, | her bandaged arm, for beads! It @id give you a cha I'd let you non} not sound reasonable to Susie, But a deal that'd be the makin’ of you.” since Smith was accounted for, and her 1 needs ts a ohanct,” Tubbs de-| mother would return that night, there, ‘ eagerly seemed no cause for worry. Suse I believe you.” Smith replied, with| could not remember ever before hav- flattering empnasis, ing come home without finding her‘ A disturbing thought made Tubbs in-| mother somewhere In the house, and, quire anxiously now, as she fldgeted about, she realized “This here chanct you're speakin’ of—| how much she would miss her if that It t work, ts it?-real right-down| which she most feared should trans: work to weparate them. Not degvadin’ work, Nike pltehin’ hay | walked to the door, and while he or ploughin'.' stood idly kicking her heel against the T hates low-down work, where you|door sill she saw Ralston, who was kits out und sweatts.”* parsing, stoop and pick up a serap of “L xee where you're call for a man of y to do day's work, f right. ‘There's no | ur sand and so Let them as hasn't ither and is afrald to take chances pitch hay and do ploughin’ for wages.” Tubbs looked a lttlo startled. paper which had been caught between two small stones She observed that he examined it with interest, but while he stood with his lps pursed in @ halt whistle @ puff of wind flirted It from t i his fingers, He pursued {t as though ét “What kind of chances had value, and Susie, who was @ot Sintth looked at Tubbs before he low-| ahove curiosity, Joined in the chase, ered his volce aske n't you ever on the rustle none?” reflected “Onct back East, in I-o-wa, I ruatied moe set of underwear off'n a clothes: | reached and carefully drew it forth, Ge Une. Smith eyed ‘Tubbs in genuine ais. |!0oked at it again, lest his, oxen Bag It lodged in one of the giant eage |brushes which grew some Hittle distance away on the outer edge of the doors yard, and into this brush it. He had all the contempt for a Dotty-larcony thet that the skilled aafe |Susles who stared Mantly Sem dhe breaker tor the common purse- | Sree of paper : Meme