The evening world. Newspaper, March 14, 1912, Page 16

CNT ea Ua yy Mag sz ine ree Jar ere tan we Age oy C7 “To MISS THE FIRST AcT huaey WE MUST CATCH THAT TRAIN sohehne A. rownurey 68 Park Row, [AW, Park Row, PULITZER, Jr. ’ al Poat-om New ¥ Becond-Class Matter. fos to ‘The ven Per ten and and the Continent asd All the United States Countries in the International end Canada. Postal Union, WE WonT BE THERE tw Ti To SEE THE BEGINNING i OF THE PLAY | 8 201One Month, VOLUME 52.........ccecececececeeeeceeesesess NO. 18,468 ‘A LIFT IN THE LAUNDRY BILL. Brooklyn “Laundry Ttust” is going to put up prices. After April 1 collars will be laundered at the rate of two d for five cente, cuffs will cost five cents a pair and shirts will | be pushed up to sixteen cents. ‘The twenty men who are said to " eontzel some seven hundred so-called hand laundries have agreed that fie public is about ripe for a little further squeeze. Nothing being said to the contrary, it may! be assumed. that (sundry work will continue on tho same high plane of conscientious i oped as Gt present, when collars are cold-rolled and galvanized : buttonholes break at the touch and shirts are wrapped up for by people who have been called away from polishing the 'S THE END OF We ‘Seat You OuRin inteRoussion N¢ New York laundries lead the world—in prices. But if there is @ laundry in the city that can finish the edge of a cuff with the ness and flexibility attained by the humblest French washer- woman, we should like to hear of it. n,n ON THE QUIET. é “NEW JERSEY woman who wanted a “quict” divorce and i; got it disagreed so vigorously with her lawyers as to what Ap mm the “quietness” was worth that now she finds her affairs the headlines.and everybody knows all about it after all. “We ate growing fond of “quict” doings. We begin to pride our- ‘telves on “quict” marriages, “quiet” funerals, “quict” talks, “quict’” 7 ] KNOW ®UT WE You dinner parties. Quict divorces haye many points to recommend Just In Tine NusT iF WE Dio HAVE )/ | them, and we suppose there arc some such. That they come high j cos a oN WANT CATCH THE bree? A _ we can well believe when we think of the deplorable curiosity of the Ma SS NING | inten, (FUL | neighbors. Privacy these days is a rare, shy bird. People who in- MISSION sist upon having it must be made to pay. AS IT SHOULD BE DONE. ERSUASION DAY” up at Albany scems to have been a credit to the five or six hundred women suffragists whc fought the gentle fight. Good humor and politenes: d the proceedings, and the methods went no further in violence crowding lswmakers into corners and pelting them with pam- jets and sweet words. Significant is it that tho doughtiest deeds “were done by s young woman whose only weapon was a flashing oe ay _ New York suffragists ‘are to be congratulated on their tactica © Whey are a pleasing contrast to their London sistren, Smiles will S Ge more for “The Cause” than much smashing. ——_-¢ = —_____. R Dr, Cook of Brooklyn and the Polar Regions sailed this -, . morning for Liverpoo!.—News Item, What Je there to “explain” this timo? a pe ELT (© YOUNG MEN announce with much flourish that thoy will. cross the Atlantic with a hydro-aeroplane in thirty hours, reckoning on a speed of ono hundred and fifty miles ‘ jour, Neither has ever made a flight, 2 ‘The late Bill Nye, when asked if he could play the violin, said : in't-know, ho guessed he could, he’d never tried, $$ 2. ‘1 ER AMUNDSEN {» not tho sort likely to be 4 > spoiled by the welcome, and attention walting for him. So far the world is treating him with due appreciation with- ‘ead overdoing it, Would this might continuo, . As the old dictionary maker put it; "he difference between praise and flattery 1» the samp as be- tween that hospitality that scts wine enough before the guest and ‘that which foroes him to be drunk,” Love Songs of a Bachelor Girl : By Helen Rowland. Copyright, 1019 by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), The Turning of the “Rib.” F offi, he dowed to kiss her finger-tips, /, Murmuring fervid words with gallant air, Or touched her garment's hem with reverent lips And called her in his toasts his “Lady fair." Later he doffed this role of courtier, And, grown a trifle bolder in his mien, With open admiration greeted her, Whispering softly as she passed “A queen!” Newt, casting all pretense of homage by, Quite nonchalant of manner and of apecch, He sized her up with an appraising eye, Baclaiming, half aloud, “By Jove! A peach!" Ah, woe 1a me! Fain would I end tt here, 4 Fain would I close this most distressing tafe, Of Yet, was it just a month ago—a year— % I heard him ag she passed exclaim, “A frail!"? I bow my head in sorrow and in shame; But e'en that word hath lost its potcer to hurt, Since yester eve I learned her latest name, For now, alas, she's simply dubbed “A skirt!” Oh, Knight, romance has found a sorry grave! But THINE the loss and this the ditter sequel; Lo, when she was your “queen” she/was your SLAVE, But by her fall she has become your EQUAL! Then act her back upon her throke again! Too long our tender cheeks with ahame have burned, We've stood a lot from you, I know, but, then, ‘ We're human! And at last ‘the “RIB” has TURNED! 4 a 3 Find “Patches’’ ond Follow the Stringl Schooldays # vate ) | ‘SrNGNe Ty CURRICULUN, Qwee Twa, PvPILG A Coeurzance. om Tye. Uap re wrament)," t wish to way the solution 4s 14.00 gations eunolly, A hone 60 feet long § {nchoa diameter ta a eylinder 600 tno! hit § inehes diameter, To find Volume, aquare the base of eytinder and quuttiply by the holght, Thia equals 4461.18 cublo inches, then divide by ai oubla (notes (atandand Vniteg Btatos wallon) and wet ¢o ‘apeiling @ certain class of words ‘ to offer hep the following assist- |) Monesyilaties end polysyilables 1m @ single consonant, proceded ©. by © single yow!, fouble the final con- | SORRAG on taking a suMs beginning with a vewel eter, referring, refered, Lackanlion etc,), Words endl final "'e! arup the final adding @ sums bexinning with coming, deb dor : en some plete ral because wumetimes for the 4 prieoes the te" ts retained "a and Ng" (1. @., trace, trace- ‘Alege, allegeable), MAX H, W, Rasen Golf Record, cf ig Beoning Wohl: tq "razor gol” the writer 1G, A." says he takes 64 which to shave himself, and 58. Bome one else has stated some 200 atrokes to perform of shaving, Now, the rakes in wateh’ to olng. Femult, CHARLEM NEILL, “ile Rews of Higuses,’ Yo the Eilitor of The Braning World; Here's a feat for ponders te try; Make AX pows of figures, two tn each colum $4 that @aoh palumm When added eq) eleven, nee ane Aagure only = Heri + OH, ba foster? HOw long time would equired to gomplote the course? Wouid there ba mush touble ia starting (f the young man wag only falriy educated) pol @ praduate el school? Da you thinkslt du a good. pre-e fousion? Poew jt reqdire much gapitalt almale tm ota Waathies’ ¥ ar of The Bening Wurkd se in pehads Of the stray and dogy tia are throw intq the wate OH cold daxe tq be starved and tet, J wish our Humane ociety Weg {t @ dusiness tq wather pp oirax pate pe Well ga they dq the sitay dade, 46 pearls euly Would sand te and Hage they ore pop wanting to the Society fap-the Preventian of Opneli ya RANA be jose Sumerian, Ha Shepe poor Baimals, Alay Tan tt ¥ "G, A." and his friend Wand 58 strokes, respectively, Merest tyros, The writer has himself every morning for sane years, emi out of curiosity the strokes necessary, with the at for ax ordinary shave ‘fo 2 strokes whould be puficiont, For @ close shave—going over the face twice trem 6.t0 48 strokes (according to the = Whether the water Je hot or @boudi answer the purpose pupert shaver, Hf any beat this fecord Fead tila figures. + would pe ised ta 9, @. G, ‘How many Cyr syreen mS SO Come tte pg Om MRS. JARR WITNESSES MAN’S LOYALTY TO MAN. was 10 o'clock on the morning of the second day and Mrs. Jarr had Teceived no word from her husband, She did not know even yet that he had been called suddenly to Philad @ business trip with his employer, the husband of Clara Mué@ridge-Smith, Equally divided between anger and anguish, not knowing his message Ay & chauffeur of « taxicab regarding his hurried ¢rip had not been del . ‘Mrs. Jarr bed not decked whewfer she @hould see a lawyer to get a in case Mr, Jerr had deser; or 6 around pricing mourning > in case he was dead. 4 The firet thing to de was to call around to the Highcosta ‘on Riv. erside Drive and see what guilty knowl- edge Clara Mudrigge-Smith might be- tray if she ‘at home, In due time Jarr arrived at the Highcosta Arras. She also arrived to the. great and alarm of Mra. Mudridge-Syith, who, taking advantage of her 's absence, was under- going a lc face mask treatment for her ros#leaf complexion. “It He any one I know—if it’ "a any: body, at all—say I'm out,” Mrs. Mud- ridge-Smith counseleg her maid when the bell to the apartments rang. “Say 've gone out of town!” The palpable confusion of the maid in delivering this message at the guarded and but partly opened door augmented Mrs. Jarr’s angry suspl- clons. She camie away resolved to know if her whilom friend were really at home or not. “She'll only be suspicious of me,” sald Mrs. Jarr to herself. ‘I'll call her on the telephone and say it’s Mrs. Stry- ver.” Entering a drug store and hitching up the coin in the slot telephone, she called up the Smith apartments in the High- costa. “She says it's M the maid, with he phone mouthpiece, Mra, Jarr’s!” “She's trying to catch me in a@ fib!” muttered Mrs. Mudridge-Smith through the complexion mask. “Say ‘Mrs. Stry- ver, Mrs. Smith !s out of town—gone to Philadelphia,” added the young married woman, remembering where her hus- . Stryver,” reported hand over the tele- “but the voice ts band was, Mrs. Jarr returned home more angry and excited than ever-and partially ook Gertrude into her confitence, “Gertrude,” she said, “I was told by’ Mr. Jarr that he had to leave town on Dusiness, but I believe he went to eome stag social affair with some of his friends. I’m going to his office again to find out the truth if I can, and here is @ let of Mr. Jarr’s best friends: White I am out will you call them up on the telephone and ask them if Mr. Jarr spent the night with them?” “Sure, mum," replied the faithful Ger- trude. And Mrs. Jarr copied a Met of Mr. Jarra ;friends. a ‘Then she took the subway downtown and from a telegraph office sho sent & mes#enger boy with a note for Mr. Jarr, as she had done the day befo: Again the boy returned saying Mr, Jarr had not been to the office for two days. Mrs. Jarr returned in great alarm to the home now husbandless, “I called all them gentlemen up, reported Gertrude, “You was jarr was with them!” asked Mrs. Jarr, “But it's very queer to me, mum, how. he could have been with them all," con- tinuea Gertrude. ‘Mr. Sliver sald Mr Jarr was at his houso playing poker all night. Mr. Stryver said Mr. Jarr pad been at a Turkish bath with him alt night. Mr. Rafferty sald Mr. Jarr had gone out on Long Island to look at some real estate with him end the au- tomobile had broken down and they had to stay at a country hotel all night. Mry Johnson said Mr. Jarr had been bowl- * tng with him all night.’ Thoy are all lying for him, ag al! men do!" gaid Mrs. Jarr grimly. And just then they heard the post, man's whistle and ring. Gertrude returned in a rush with en Mustrated post card of Broad etreet, Philadelphia, on a busy day (three peo- ple and an automobile in sight). ‘Having a good time in Phitadelphie,”” Tead the card. “Home econ.” “The wretch!" cried Mra. Jarr, “And Clara Mudridge-Smith's there, too!” The World’s & w. # # Great Women By Madison C. Peters. - Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), NO. _10,—ANNE HUTCHINSON—The First Club Woman in America. INE HUTCHINSON wae born in Lincolnshire, England, in 1590, and as @ gir Mstened with intense epiritual fervor to tho Rev. John Cotton. ‘When Mr. Cotton became a Non-Conformist and satled over the seas to find a refuge among the Purttans, Anne Hutchinson, with her hus- = band, came to Boston, Sept. 18, 16H, and was admitted to the churoh, where she rapidly acquired influence. In a Uttle frame cottage, et the corner of Washington and School streete in Boston, she instituted meetings for the women of the church to discuss sermons and doctrines. The women came from all directions across the*marshes and cornfield, As originator of these gatherings Anne Hutchinson may be regarded as the fret club woman in America. ‘The ministers, particularty those in the country, took alarm at her growing influence and banded together to crush “the breeder of heresies.” She was denied membership in the church, All true believers were warned against her insidious. wiles under the pain of the church's anathema, She threw the whole Colony into a flame. The progreds of her sentiments occasioned, tn 1637, the first synod tn America. John Cotton, for policy's sake, became her antagonist, Her brother- in-law, Rev, John Wheelwsi: and sentenced to banishment. Anne was brought to cll, the clergy and the M: bodly faced her acousert, declaring her Spirit, the conscious judgment of the mind, Court banished her as being ‘‘a woman not fit until the Court ehall eend you away.” strates who made up the Court. who defended her, was declared guilty of sedition Mr. Eh delet that the inward revelations of the re of paramount authority, The 1. Gov, Winthrop presided, surrounded by his Coun- lutchinsop our aoctety, and to be imprisoned She was cast out of church, the reconds say, because her revelations were @ Me, Tho truth ts she was cast out because she was too broad end progressive for the narrow circle in which she moved, After her excommunication, with her husband and family ehe went to Rhode Island, where they were welcomed and honored by Roger Williams, the pioneer of religious Itherty in America, After the death of her husband she moved tnto the territory of the Dutch at Pelham Manor, near New Rochelle, New York. ‘There in August, 1643, the home of this faithful, fearless and fervent womanwas set on fire by the Indians, and all her ¢amily, excepting one chill, who wae ried away captive, perished, cam { Love's N By Alma ine Lives Woodward Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), 5.—COMPARISON. HEN you want to start some- thing, just enter upon a cam- Paign of comparison! ‘There 1s just one way by which you can make @ hit in comparing the lady of your heart with others, That is by making the one to whom you compare her euffer eadly in the comparison. But continually harping on one etring will open the eyes of the most gullible; and by and by she gets to know that you're “kidding,” and your punishment ia keen, Tt ts best to keep off the grass and employ other tactica to retain her favor, Comparison, even in ekilled hands, is a dangerous quantity, Men often wonder why women be- oome frigidly polite when another mom- ber of tho sex t9 brought into the con- vereation, oven though sho 1s not en- thused over, Tho real ronson ts this: A woman who is in love would ellm!- nate every other woman from the mind of her lover, It doesn't matter to her who or what that woman may be, She wanta to be the only representative of the eox as far aa he's concerned, Sho oxen the least attractive of her sisters with rabid euaplolon, certain that there 4a concemied about her a fund of charm qhat will eventuatly bring dieaster upon Der own love affair, ‘Wealoury!"" you cay, Yes, in @ way—it is really supers Jealousy—and tt ts almost universal, Go, knowing that this epirit existe (even though it may be dormant) in the heart of every woman, rash indeed 1s the man who dares rouse !t by comparison! There 19, however, a eubtie sort ef comparison that may be used with more or less success, dependin; the kia of the operator, It ts the eflent, optia variety, It 1s best employed when tn Public, at a function, in the theatre, @cx This 1s how you €o about ft; about you, letting your glance fittingly on the members of the eex there assembled, Be sure to have a slight frown on your otherwise calm brow and a superctiious curve to your lips, After @ few moments of troubled ecrutiny let your eyes come back to your companion. Deluge her, with a ‘You're-the-queen-of-this-bunch. all-right!" Look, and, if you can man- &go tt, heave a profound sigh of con- tent at thé same time, Don't say « word—just LOOK! The effect 1s magical. It clinches your position in the lady's heart for all time. crit 13 the most subtle and most ¢elling of all compliments, But if you feel that your histrionte abliities are mot euMiciently convincing to let you get away with this method, avold comparison of all sorts if you would preserve your rating in the blue book of your iady’s heart, ; ne mei,