The evening world. Newspaper, March 9, 1912, Page 8

j % (Brbtiengd Dalty xcept Suptey by Us SHAW. PU! CUCKO0S! * and noble nations have for some ‘of insinuation and deceit. fo, CUCKOO shall remain. @beerved that not only does the JHE English two An i other r. is about the worst kind - eonld have. all the blacker. Moroover, is-the end of thom.” sot the esteemed Herald, LITZER. Jr., $2.50] One Year.. 01 Ore Month. VOLUME 52... ccssccccccceccceessescevesersess NO, 18,463 WE REPEAT CUCKOOS! N epite of the gentle cavillings and gracefully proffered substi- tutes of Messrs. West and Pillow, The Evening World will con- tinue to call the Roulstons, Flanigans and other persons who| insert their own advertising ehects in The World’s regular issues Not Cowbirds or Pigbirds, thanks, but CUCKOOS! We prefer to be consistent and classic. We regard the ques- Yon of whether the American Cuckoo docs or does not lay its eggs) in. other birds’ nests as interesting, but after all trivial and beside | the point. The history, literature, philosophy and folklore of great Annving the singular and extraordinerily undomestic habits above | thentioned. For centuries the mere word ‘has instantly called to} yaind that poculiarity. For centuries the Cuckoo has been the bird Shell we, just because the American brinch has turned over @ new leef, cast aside one of the commonest allusions of prose and ? Shall we scorn the beliefs of our ancestors? If we did, should we be understood? What about the cowbird, ? How many people know his habits? Would our critics Cease to call certain persons “foxy” because American foxes took to , as watch dogs? This is carrying patriotism too far! “Griends further evidence of the exquisite fitness of our choice. » Many of these advertising stealers insert in regular copies of The World pages identical in size and form t> counterfeit the regular qiages of the paper. Now acientists in France and England have tarde’ nests, but “THAT THE EGG OF A CUCKOO RESEMBLES _ IX COLOR THAT OF THE EGGS NORMALLY LAID BY THD KIND OF BIRD IN WHOSE NEST IT IS PLACED!” po BAD FOR THE CAUSE. novelist’s wife who finds herself in for a month's t at hard labor might well be given a day or “solitary” in which to think it over. wouian, mother of five children, knowing perfectly wel}. what the consequences may be, deliberately behaves like a hood- is When arrested, sho says she felt it her duty to her children. Mbe must protest against the attitude of her government toward But whew it cdines*to taking the punishment that follows pedple’s property, she points to the same five chil-| -—— a reason for being let off. ; Her own husband pleads that she yas misguided. The a: founded magistrate wanis\to have her examined by doctors. _ Evidently the martyrdom of jail made no part of her plan. Boing a bold deed with a full eyo to the consequences may show. at Igast brain and consistency. The other thing looks like hysteria bi if The R Pratest Ea nee U-er, re Secretary, 63 Park Row, 4 it. at New York Se jatter, Be tes ef¥or England and the Batinent and for the United States ‘All Countries in the International : Postal Union. 99.78 85 centuries accepted the Cuckoo as| i And we beg to leave with our Cuckoo deposit its eggs in other ‘ 3+ of support the “Great M ———4 2 THE GREAT POLICEMAN. ™4 HOSTS have fied before the electric light, according to a physician lecturer. “Ghosts have disappeared just in pro- as our means of lighting havo increased.” Phe weit on to point out thet until 1625 people used mainly which so far from lighting up make shadows and dark cor- in the old days of draughty corri- creaking staizeaecs poople lay in bed in tho dark listening imagining spirits, “Now wo turn on the electric light much to the electric light. It has cleared up the slums ss. It has 'gono jnto tho fearsome byways and alleys and with safoty and purity. ~ and many other powers of darkness, Perhaps nothing has over donc lessen crimo and depravity than tho street lighting made e wide uso of olectrioity in cities, light in the best policeman on carth. It is the sworn; ~ Poe of crooks, If it ie clearing out the spooks as well, the moro It hae routed thugs, prowlers eeentampeeneenendepererremeteenie by the excossive use of the word in the sundry |" subway proclamations, wo understand Mr, James Gordon | Bennett has permanently excluded “plan” from the col- IN Work ts fairy plentiful, A da: California perth than elsewhere), and they are experi. menting with cotton, But do not inves confined to New York Mountain you should take ti} you investigate, 8.F, A Ghutilc Peatn Complaint, "Te the Béiter of Ties Evening World ; How many of your @004 peaders are It is where ‘the very frat cantalou; pes and asparagus are grown in the United States (I mean four to aix weeks earlier & cent until you know what you are ‘afters are not yy any means, edly [Pt Beaty out ere to uu the Grand Canyon, Death Valley ” any faney to, | Go propared to work, And don't invest Evening World D ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. the Press Publishing Company, Nom 68 to Row, New York 4 THE NORTH ANd Te Souty fr Have: Been LOCATED . THERE STicu REMAINS SOMETHING: To Discover! ES EXPEDITION For The DiscoveRY ANO LOCATION IRRESISTIBLE ISTIBL ROOSEVELT SENTIMENT" Tire \Vr 3 Pablisuiog Co, Copyright, ae. i, ‘The Press hy . EY!" called young Mr. Slavin- aky, stage name Sidney Slavin, Man addressed halted and permitted the young Thespian to overtake him, that wanted to go on the a 2” asked young Mr. Siavinsky when he up “Mra, Clara Mudridge-Gmith?” asked Mr, Jerr, write to the old gink, her husband, for three hundred bones for expenses, but ell,” maid Mr, Jarr, “all I know {8 husband haa given his permis- wishes to," “But he ain't giving her any dough, yw York World), “H after Mr, Jarr. The gentle- “Whatever became of the swell doll to Mr, Jarr, “That's the on was the reply Tain't never heard nothing.” elon for her ¢o go on tho stage if she et aaked the would-be with you, I do not care to have any- thing to do with ft; but {f you wish to ace the lady 1 understand she will be at my house to-night." “Pl be there with bells on young Mr, Slavinsky, ‘I gotta chanct \ a rm and dry in summer, it eald | think ef a more re) han ‘in Wrong’ te de jctnation for young Pasteur, He prey att him pe devojed most of b AdtK THE GREAT EXPLORER, MOST PROSPEROUS EXPEDITION UNDER THe A’ to fx Up everything all right for her. ‘A frlend of mine {s b> aking in a new act on the small time anu wants a lady assistant who myst be a looker and alzo there with fhe sha) ‘ou see, she can get experience on it won't *Epoch Makers ' in By }. A. Hasik, M. D. Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), 1.—LOUIS PASTEUR. July, 18%, there was bling Toad Paris ¢rom Alsace a young named Melster who had been severe ly bitten by @ mad dog. The child was taken to the laboratory of the famous French actenti#t, Lou Pasteur, who wi ‘then carrying out his experiment on rabid or mad dogs. After years of hardship and so- 4rials Pasteur at last “Buc- r oi treatment for rabies, t! easo that follows the bite of a animal, But the world of | and the layman looked upon hi! discovery with acepticiam, and scorn, and it ts no wonder that teur hesitated to apply his treatment t> a human being, Urged on by his as- sistants, however, he consented to treat young Melster, and after three weeks the boy was sent home, Ii a few months’ me Pasteur recbived a letter from Molster telling him that he was perfeotly well and showertng thanks upon this good man, ‘Thus it was that Pastour wan able to announce {n 1835 to the Academy of Bclence the successful resulta of his From that time on ‘treatmont of rab! fates, and of the Tho great work tour Institute was fou the word Pi begun, the F jad, and to-day ail over teur dnstitutes give treatment and eave Chousands of Hves of animals and men, Touls Pasteur, this famous benefactor of mankind, was born on Deo, 2%, 18%, ‘The son of a tanner, he waa brought up among the most humble surroundings, Dut Lis parents were ambitious ta give Lous an education, and with that end in view he wae to shoot at an early age, Books and etudy had ne fase CLUB whe oF THe ANANIAS CLUB cost her a cent, the friend who was breaking In the new USPICeS Disc TU 7T t evening young Mr, Slavinsky and nh A Medicine But later, when he realized the sacr!- fico that his parents were making to give ‘him an education, fe put all these things aside and devoted ail his time to the pursuit of his favorite study, chemistry. At the College of Arbols and tater at the Ecole Normale his love for this study greW\and developed, After being nominated and elected to several professorships he was finally male in Paris. From that time on til! hia death, in 189, Pasteur devoted him- self to the study and solution of miny Important problems, foremost among. which was his discovery of the cure for rables, It was Pasteur who proved conciu- tively that all fermentation (which ts A certain change that takes place when grape juice turns into wine or apple | clder into vinegar) 1s due to the prea- ence of tiny tnvistble Iving angantams “No tere which we now cafl germs, mentation without organtem: formentation a particular or Pasteur expressed it. Later he discovered the cause and cute of the allkworm disease, which |almoat destroyed the ailk industry of |¥rance, He found a means of com- {bating a dreadful scourge that killed off thousands of alicep and cattle, By vaccination healthy animals were mado tmmune—that {9, were rendered #afe| from the disease, It was Pasteur who tutroduced the now conimon treatment of wounde—namely, to keep the wound | Jean and keep alr and therefore germs away from {t, and te wound will heal. It was thus that Pasteur opened 1 way for 1 n antizeptto |wained for himself tho enviable name Jot father of bactertology—the evtence of germs, Patlent, earnest, devoted, full of seat and love for his work, Pasteur was indeed a benefactor of mankind, As Lord Lister said to him tn an ade drese delivered at Pasteur’s jubliee eejebration; “Bupely there dees not exiet in the entive werld any Individual jo whem | | | fevred fishing and postrait painting, and time to these oceue Medical eclences ewomere thee ao 0 yen" aily Magazine. Saturday. Ma overeD! AND ICAN PROVE IT. ES AT - HHS MS SSS SSS SSS SH SS SF OF OE SEE FI IE OF Mr. Jarr Learns How Not to Of course if she wants}act In the small time called at the Jarr to slip me fifty bucks or somethin’ like that there isn't any law against ft, i the! apartments, The friend was a shouldered man of fifty. squat and broad, and hi jung down to “This ts the G nimal 7 fe's how delight! ridge-Smith, casting a winning emilo) upon the animal: trainer, use anything but kindness, do you?’ ‘The Great Gort! ative to.this and young M, ky expla! ed “You eee, It's Mk Itaky's man-eating lion has got so lame with rheumatism that he won't get up} and roar any more even when Gorlitzky turns the electric current Into the floor of the cage to stir him up, So Gorlitzky | thinks he'll break In @ cat and dog mall time, hool blue-face baboon with two people in the act till the act's appointed In 184 dean of the faculty|in shape, He's got an educated dog! other side we have a bunch of SU: i may be passed by women? of @ctences of Lille, and in 1857 was|that's a wonder, but he needs & swell) \ n American suffragette, speaking of removed from Lille to the Ecole Nor-|giirt to dross the stage and work the her Engilsh sisters a couple of pi Ad props." “I don't quite ‘Well, Gorlitsl: baboon so as he will hand a bouquet to a lady while he wear: Then he tak fotlows you off stand over him w undresaed hisself. “On, I'd be afrald of that!" orfed Mrs, Mudridge-Smith, “It's all right monk good and an airgun w' acrous the in a saloon to gun come when he tries ¢o pusoess, "Did fol thin “Well,” was off his opera hat and, Kisses the lady, but you gotta. Jump; back before he bites you, and when he you are going to vhen you atand in the wings with the educated dog walks the stage before {i's time or and Lillian Rusee!! was in vaudeville, | tial namination the reat will combine She Discovers a. THE “RIB” | Se pecs By Helen Rowland | ‘Coporight, 1013, ty ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The New Tech’ Wert@), 66 CR OMETIMER,” remarked the Rib, toying S with her spangled fan, “1 just con't help ADMI ING men!” “Gracious,” exclaimed the More Man, almost dropping hie cigarette in his astonishment, “when do you have such moments of weakness?” “Oh, every now and then—at long int the Rib,.“when I happen to'come face to face with one of thelr bia, broad-minded beautiful virtues, It almost makes me choke right up—to thinks how petty Lam!” “My dear girl!" oried the Mere Man solicttously, “you ought to see @ doctor. You have @ touch of spring fever.” “Nonsense!” retorted the Rib, coming out of her reverie with @ little ehale of her white shoulders. “Last night I saw a pert.little cabaret singer,in @ ree taurant go up to a charming, dignified, white-haired judge, sitting at a nearby table, put her hands on his shoulders and sing, ‘He's My Daddy!" And he never winced, Mr. Cutting—fust #at back and LAUGHED at himself with the rest’ of us! A WOMAN would have slain her on the spot “Naturally,” agreed the Mere Man. ‘A woman can't be ‘Mamma‘d’ in publte, ‘That's her tenderest spot.” “That's just it!" cried the Rt>, “A man doesn't weam to have any tender epots—not even his bald spot. ‘Think of the thinga we say to.a man that we wouldn't DARE any to a wor We never hesitate to remind him that he's Growing fat, or gotten thin, or losing his looks, We meet an old friend and exclaim, ‘Why, hello, ‘Bobbie, My! how gray you're getting’ or ‘What's the matter? You're looking seedy to-day.’ Fancy greeting a woman that oa “Whee-ew!" whistled the Mere Man softly, claring his eyes with “A woman never thinks of refraining from telling her husband that he needs | a ehave or that his clothes don't fit,” continued the Rib, “but det him-meekly Suggest that her nose needs a little powder and—wel! When SHE comes down Greased for @ dinner party, he 1s alwayéexpected to rhaprodize and eee 5 ‘My darling, you look Ike ‘a ‘dream—ot a qucen—in'thas frock’ But HE Appears. for inspection she turns him around critical’, begins picking, specks ‘off his cont, remarks that his tie tn crooked or that his collar tooks ti ‘and inquiree why he can never make his top hair He fiat and keep his @hirt front from bulging. She loves to point out other hapdsome'men to him; but if he dares #0 much as to remark, ‘My dear, what a charming girl that i9’et the | next table!’ @he takes {t ais a personal insult, and keeps him. elther tce-bound | ordn hot water for a wee! t | “Well, remarked the Mere Man, “any man who Is foot enough to do a thing | ke that deserves to be elther frozen or fried allve. “A chap sort of gets | having ‘nis physical defects thrown at him, from boyhood. In fact, he feels that | he doesn’t amount to much if ho isn't distinguished by some sort of insulting | nickname, such as Bricktop or Freckles or Fatty or Skinny or Runty. But from | the time a girl {s tall enough to peep into a mirror, she begins trying to deceive 1 workl into beleiving her a second Madame Recamier or a near-Maxthe Elliott. - * | “That's it!" declared the Rib impulsivey, “a woman ‘will. have hereelf per- | botled ami skinned alive in order to attain the masculine ideal of beauty; but @ jman never fancies that a little thing like @ bald head or embonpotet could mar | his fatal fascination!” | “They can't!" retorted the Mere Man nonchalantly, “If hls brain and his | Pocketbook are big enough, the size of his feet or his'wnistline doesn't make | much difference. “There it is!" cried the Rib, clapping her hands delightediy, “Where,” demanded the Mere Man, glancing around hastily, “A man's weak epot!” answered the Rib. “It's in his INTELLECT. You can call a man FAT or call a woman a FOOL, but beware of reversing the two! A woman will suffer all eorts of insults to her intelligence, if her husband omly wil go on pretending to think her the most beautiful being on earth, and a | man will endure all sorts of slurs upon his figure or his nore, if his wife only | will keep on telling him that he has the most wonderful judgment and ¢he mgst ind and the strongest character in all the world.” egreed the Mere Man. ‘But the difference vetween a man @: jervals,"” “eenneenenth “Just the difference between vanity and conceit!” concluded the Rib, deai- sively. ‘But, she added, patting the Mere Man's coat sleeve consolingly, “@ll the same, men ARE nice!" Poinceineinenneasinaidiamelasenontitneng ttn dcneellll The Week’s Wash By Ma-tin Green, Copyright, 1912, uy ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), HE more I see of the mysteri-} eral run of people some amusement an ous ways of politicians,” re- | servesso*take away che ating of ha the head poltsher,|to pay for the mistakes of the pollti “the more I won- | clans.” der why the peo- ple allow them to wet away with it.” “Quite often, eaid the laundry | a Get a Start on the Stage.| AALALAALAAAIISAAIAAIANASIARABA BARA BAA| marked UR Eriends the suffragettes’ heotle-browed, stoop- ee So. waaanees | man, “the peor *| London appear to have ai don't let them get played themselves,” said Great hanvs with 1t.!head@ polisher. away ‘Take, for instance,| “They were bound to do it in time, the politiclans who | will be many a long day before are trying to boost | will honestly belle’ thelr game by ‘ut- 4 ting into the case he suffragett of Brandt, the valet. Using thie preaper {that 1! (hey don’ of pants apd polisher of table silver a: a medium, 6 number of practical stat men are engaged in keeping themselves in the public eye after the manner of actora or cli performers who capl Ize thelx{ notoriety. ‘But for the Injection of politics into the Brandt affair 42 would have been cleared up long ago and the reading | public would have heen spared much needicss pain. But note the different angles from which the allogedly astute politiciaas.view the affair! “On one ride wo have @ company o! gentlemen in public Ife who are skilled self-advertisement seeking with mignt ud main’ to'get Brandt out. On the knees, Ike a gorilia’s. t Gorlitzky, King of | said his spon ful! crled Mrs, Mud-/ Uke the Ia we will break sald laws, and a few winde “You never Itzey growled an af- e this,’ and lawmakers’ heads on the side. 2¢ 4@ their state of mind rewartieg: made by men, what guarantee ta ere that they will have any more te- ard for laws they may not like which nd with that ook in the amall time | amo, excused thelr acts of violencs the ground that Englishmen a aus born, We'll cheertutly admit the ball- headedness of the mate British we doubt the effica ge understand ¥ ndi t Pa got. tie blue-faced posedly as wise seckers after the votes of the people trying to keep Brandt in. “Far be it from me to throw rocks at! the motives of those who are trying to get Brandt out or keep him in, Doubdt- lone all are actukted by the ideas of public duty. ‘Those who seek freedom for Brandt have in mind the proposition that he was unjustly convicted, and the probably ‘think that near ‘wiat was coming to him, t tg] "Nevertheless, I have never seen polt- ie you but the be! scons @o into anything yet without tend Plogty. Pa ta 4 having an eye out for thelr own ad nim—biting 31 4 give in.” * asked the stag: ening clothes. 6 aid the ‘ead © polisher, t an eminent Judge- married people don't joll other enough," bald ce “Maybe they don't,” ead the laungry the stage you got to, ith a buli whip ttl! it's 4 help two at opposite ends of the Brandt ter must ba A lot of boobs. Both can't be right, ‘In national pollites we have the Ne- publican party In cwo different camps, each faction ‘ovating different poll- Osiensidly tho good of the people © object sought by the Roosevelt followings, However, it doean't take more than the naked eye | to discover that both Roosevelt and ‘Tatt are looking over the heads of the peopta toward the Presidential nominas tion, “The Democrats ha “put they have to a waole lot” deny shempptneg | 7h LAR AE Daily or Weekly Baths? oo" | YHE respectable portion of male eax in Ei + cording to 1 and comes out with @ bing him wilh @hots every time he tries to q@et down on all fours, jo of hear the aire divided into t had @ ehance than Ing, dashes inte @ cold tub every morning. Another, ¢be\! lap Democratio 6: more nly, Sedately takes @ cided lead tn the race for the Presiden- , he repiy, 'Hiele Janis ma lea him up some dark | tone and