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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, M sehr 4: 1912 ! ‘ By Maurice Ket %. Historic e Bedtiened Dany Except Sunday by the Prose Publishing Company, Nom, 68 to H e a I t b I €a k e I s By Albert Payson Terhune. RALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row, J, ANGUS SHAW, Tri 63 Park Row, JOBPH PULITZER: Jr. Row. bs DONT WORRY ABouT AME Bie . Pe T SESSION 1 Wie Prrocrinlin hatet ts The “Bven aes Por ein oa 6 co Aur eee” \ Copyright, 1012, by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York World). @ World for the United States All Countries in the International 3 IT'S Ay Day oF No. 18.—LORD NELSON, Lover and Seafighter. ‘ 4 Canad Postal Union, Rest board his ship, the Albemarle, and sall from Quebec. In fact, he had een rowed out to the ship, when he suddenly gave the boat crew an order to return to the shore with all speed. The moment he landed he hurried toward the town. On the way he met a friend named Davison, to whom he confided that he could not leave Quebec without first praposing marriage to a woman who had fallen in love with him there, Davison, who knew the woman, cried: “Your utter ruin must follow such an act.” “Let It follow, then,” said Nelson. “For I am resolved to do it.” “and I am resolved you shall not,” reforted Davison, taking the little officer by the shoulder and propelling him by main force back to the boat. A little later Nelson was at St. Omer, in France. There he had an ardent but brief love affair with a Mies Andrews, daughter of an English clergyman, But the match was broken off and Nelson was ordered to \] Antigua. In the tropics he consoled himself with a Mrs. Montray, a bélle of the garrison town. ORATIO NELSON, a young British naval officer, was about to VOLUME 58... .crccccccescccseseveccvebecees «NO. 18,458 iH i TRIMMED TO THE JOB. ‘46 HE waste of human material in the world to-day is ap- rT palling,” declared a Harvard professor in a conference of the American Association for Labor Legislation on how tte prevent accidents. The professor went on to explain that thou- @ands of men are doing work for which neither Nature nor training thes fitted them. We should measure up the requirements of the various callings—doctor, lawyer, watchmaker, motorman—then meas- yure up the candidate and make sure he is a fit. 4 Why not go further and begin at the beginning? Why not “have all infante as early as possible sized up and classified on points get eye, car, hand, &&.? As they grew older we could pick them plumbers, tax collectors or what not and turn just the right of training on them. We could always tell from the books how many eubway guards j college professors were coming along, and so discourage or divert supply according to the demand. We could keep record of extra } } WIFEY 2 § CAME HOME VERY EARLY THis MOR~R--. | MEAN LAST/] internal hole.” Be But the affair came to nothing, Mrs. Montray sailing for Mngieng end leaving her eailor lover to find a successor for her as best he could. ‘The task was easy. Mrs. Nisbet, the “The Great young and pretty widow of a local physician, fell in love Little Man.” with him. The Governor of Nevis wrote this of @ ¢all $$$ f he paid Neleon: “I found the great little man of whom everybegy’ is @o afraid playing under the dining table with Mrs. Nisbet's child.” |. In March, 1787, when he was twenty-nine, Nelson married Mrs. Nisbet, They loved each other devotedly. And for a time they were very happy together, Geepite the fact that other women were forever making love to the Mttie hero. Nelson was beginning to be known es one of the greatest men of the age. Already he was England's idol. Victory after victory he won at @ea, over his country's foes. One arm was shot away. One eye was blinded. He was scarred | by other wounds. Yet women, instead of being repelled by these blemishes, amore @nd more regarded him as a dem!-god. 5 ‘Then came the supreme love of his lfe—the affair that stained his great soul and broke his gentle wife's heart. He met the notorious Lady HamiWon.. She turned to him at once from @ horde of younger, handeomer admirers, As @or Nelson, he promptly became her helpless slave. . Lady Hamilton had been euccessively a pauper, @ maid-servant, @ wermald and a “human advertisement” in a quack doctor show. She had Grifted tHenee Vm yeare of births in epecial trades. The ’50 vintage of motor- might become famous. Doctors of ’47 could collect double fees. We could avoid the muddy lawyers of '23. . Of vourse strict obedience and conformity would be necessary. .-Motormen children caught playing with paint brushes must be wharehly dealt with. Much watchfulness and interference would be «smeeded. But what is the Government for? oe “ ——-4 2 —____ BEFORE MEAT. CAN YOu from very bad to considerably worse, and had all at once been raised umex- Foy WOMAN on & prosperous ranch in the Southwest complains BEAT 1T? pion fied dizzy heights by marrying 6ir Wiltiam Hamilton, an elderly Engitsh * that her menfolk come to breakfast in their overalls and . HI-HUM Ghe was Nelson's evil gentus. He fell under her spell, and at her instigation “4 sit down to dinner at night in the same clothes. They say You HAVE BEEN RS, committed acts of cruelty, if not of treachery, toward conquered foes—ecte tt te aiiey are too ‘tired to change. fei Many a city woman whose “ranch” is “a cosy four on the third” @vald tell much the eame story. A man who has been hard at : é I" Dleasanter to forget, as they partially dim the man's heroto greatness. Once’ tn Lt talking to his wife Nelson spoke of “dear Lady Hamilton.” “Tam siok of hearing of ‘dear’ Lady Hamilton!” cried Lady Nelson in eudéen anger. ‘I am revolved you shall give up either her or me.” ot was an vie tt broamnt Sethe a Laren nef Nelson we ‘ rusband. rt it once after 1e , * 90a in oflice rhodes r walgorg in sgt Sa or Naples ete would not go ear bi, but tact him to be muresd vate to heaien ‘4 anything ting ; Lady Hamilton. Yet many years after his death his wife used to kiss his ture and sigh that her heart was broken. When Nelson was not et sea he epent every hour In Lady Hamilton's society. She was clever A Hero's to understand his character, which his loving Odd “Bequest.” very brilliant wife had never done. Lady Nelson ever begged him to retire from active service. Hamilton spurred him on to fresh conquests. Mortally wounded during the sea-fight of Trafalgar, when he wiped mighty French fleet, Nelson was carried below. With almost hie last breat® Ge panted: ‘Fg Sie wanhes his hands as a concession, but the suggestion of anything gMerer makes him peevish and aggrieved. : Yet, if he only knew it, ten minutes of bath and change woud the meal twice es cheerful, the food taste twice ss good, and night’s sleep twice as sound. This does not mean a man must evening clothes. Cold water and « fresh collar and coat go far toward brightening up the dinner table. Some of the plensantest moments of life are spent at that table. ©9Mfe should bring to it our best. in 3 t “Take care of poor Lady Hamilton! Remember, I leave Lady Hamilton ema my daughter Horatia as a legacy to my country!’ His country, while honoring Nelson's memory to the fullest, paid no teed whatever to'his request that Lady Hamilton be cared for. Indeed, her private 2 we 00060000060000008 esesesooossooooscosoooecooeseoeeS Ufe and her evil influence over an otherwise blameless man had won her the 4 , FOR AN OLD FRIEND. The } ; NT Pl P ze a contempt of al] decent people. She died in poverty and disgrace. i A, NEW grain bag for horses is in use in Paris, Instead of being ; @ fUS7 Poor Mr. Jarr Undergo:s the q attached to the bridle in the usual way, eo thet tho animal [Pes Third Degree—Once Removed The Day’s Cood Stories j ? must strain and throw his head shout to get at the oats, the ai Pl FESSSTS0STT9TTTS O8NTSSNTST0N888 9 09909099900000009 - s s loed is cupported in-fixed position by a steel rod projecting True Refinement. Sr Eiid the emall one with: dottencroe a i the collar. The horse can plunge his nose in and withdraw Found rings set with diamonds of Sener Youse use Gerd fags thts ee. shige al News, a ar simple device, but body wget E miay tala thet saan ind setamnent en Very Convenient. < ooey le device, but no’ teems to have thought of it before. ,. jer_mother is very ca ut thee N Dulider was one day te gon SMMho hee not idly watched » horse munching in his nose beg and { ‘ Douide ‘He pened as cot alaquayes | Cir 4 Soe Sama than elo ater as ed. A\* session wt sear! fisnde when | S#enght how stuffy it must be and how hard to get at the last of ‘ ; » © geld badge Go & was evident dat kage H the great Stallingbull wae « leutenant- detective. “I went for you because I have re- She was told “about eome new children that had i 5 4 a Just as we are getting ready to do away with “the noble 1d of man” altogether, any little conrtesios and kindnesses like even if he fat moved into the eelgtberhood, Mie highly bec ceived a Black Hand letter,” sald old “But ar. | sen Bet be blees atie ekibstes selea kee tie FY ly become us. man Gmith, in @ quavertng voice. I have every | and say Mt fe all right, 1 don't know ehything om And he brought out the copy of eat his Dees. about these children,” eo &. -:_———— Covet 2018, be Tae Pree Tanne Letter XIL and the answer to the sabe ene eet : et i Gh men CR eat ent 1 Spee J that Bla had oulled from “ |e eultured and © a ND 00 the President of the International Mercantile Marine — nes aiseny Marieaky a suied frees scTM sOries, uuu veut nevoty”| | eer fe ree tase Oo - for Company says there is no immediate likelihood of Montauk | 66 PET2CTIVE STALLENGBULL." | copy of “The Complete Letter Writer.” = on thie matter I'm ON tt If anyboay, | "Well ther have two automctilee tn that fem. Point, L. I., being converted into a terminal and harbor for [mise ates bert an et ade Cearina te erento Mitta ces wat WT cote tes wi 5 tective out of the corner of his mouth. _ PAgensatlantic steamships. Just the same, we intend to get duly ex-| “Te! him to come in,” said old Mr. |+"You work hero? ge quit it cold and | E i es i 3 Ty teres, Jeave ‘om . eeited over this story as often as ever the real estate man can be petal “ss fs OPP 6 ote upon Pee parody in | 0 our —* : gy aes. Sper The May Manton Fashions $0axed to tell it. But the able and efficient Detective| hig fishy biue eyes, the glance of the ° Seeman 6 ~ “ ; eer Aloysius Stallingbull, whose name {8 &/bicodhound of the law rested, way! _—_ eH i ; 3 ey g : : i ms (aren. te srjorers Wee the Goorwey| Mr. Jarr felt himself color guiltily as » Smith's petvate office as they admitted owes red HE Rhine wine of 1911 is turning out to be the finest in the| som Tes Davita omas See 0 oiats |teoeiens be ‘employed on the a » memory of living man. Tt is the best since the famous swinging-door, against which, as it par-| “But whet makes you think i ean m- HE skirt mate with tnvented j il ? «i jally closed behind the office doy, ked ol ith, war 6 provides =—s the comet vintage of 1811. Even the Germans themselves wil] hems Gtaminatall bad qtoned Sis tolee|"Mtvercs teste’ Me tk tetera the Gad tnerw | the. detective. etraight lines and “Rave to pay $10 a bottle for it. soled right-foot shoe. great detective, “Youse use typewriters He haa Monder effect tat'are fashionable and at the @ame time it alfows for watking. iil uf} This prevented the doar érom being here Is this written on @ typewriter?! been present when it had been 3, The wine, it te said, will stey in Germany, siammed shut and doRed on the eagte- | t Meast on the label and the price. Wot V9 a Conn at i hundred doll..re, asked Mr. Jerr. tamb prints every * @atd the detective. (a covered wit’ t’umb i ? ‘This one ts four and will be dourlt’ex- cellent beth for” in- door gowne abd for street wear, it’ "can be trimmed in any and the door had neither lock nor bolt of, Ns. $e Nad SDE a De a Reflections of a eMclent Gtallingbull whatscever. He, as be Rinelt mau Sang expose ®, Wee Bachelor Girl The ‘Terror to Evil Deere” wae a dig, s it } Letters from the People & Goes. an imprint of his thumb #9398 4 = sey ta A Queer Deftcioncy. t Q lett 4 tho Bite of The Eroning World: nd nuone Of the most considerate and wey thet may be \ stout man with @ mottled face. In a on tt? That wae question. Mked. Silk ©) WU wise readers advise me? Iam a can eee a bar Rraee 00 | Deleat Hite SOTA) Gieemet @ stir By Helen Rowland bates earn gitin soutache bree colin 8 gaan G8 vweaty-ceven any younger|sapplire entirely surrounded ty die- H ry UB ep ieoditagrad a nan, Tam very happy with my hus-|monds, and on eeveral Gnmere of both ‘Coprright, 1918, by The vous Publishing On, (The Mow och The Dull Spring. over stamped deaigns are smart, and a Panel-lke figure ‘on each gore would be handeome. ‘The skirt is made in four gores and the clowing can be made either at the left of the back or at the left ot the front. There are extensions lower portions, and these. extensions ere folded under to fonm inverted plaits.. The ‘olther et the ‘highest either ni natured wetet ate © medium size will be requsred 6 of matental ‘ards 3¢ sh, German, French and Polish | uns, OM @8Y One ask for better for- | his large and pudey hande gleamed fat, © man ia looking for reat love or real pearte, All these languages I hi A | ee nowadays; @ good imitation will last juat os pmequired with ekilful facility, as 1 have Wants mel tn abe: long and responsibility. sect tendency to Iiterature of every | Ty the Eattor of The Rvening World Ins and Outs. OAS nee we ' f However, my misfortune lies in| I seem to have _ the subject of mathematics. All I re |in spelling, that ir pee yh ing able to acquire tn that study ts le addition, subtraction and multi- lon. Fractions and the like or|know whether to drop final “e” problems in mathematics are of | in adding “ing” to the word “notice,” @troenuous diMficulty to me. I ha! to ada tt without dropping the final schools, but I have been unable And other words of thie con- struction puzzle me greatly. As I do not always have time to look them up in the Dictionary I have been put ROM you have I been absent in the Pores When prowd-pied April dressed tn al tus trim Heth put a epint of youth in everything, ROWLAND Before marriage, when 6 man pleads with @ women | That heavy Gaturn laughed and leaped for “just one more,” it means a kisa; after marriage, it means a drink. ewith ‘ham. ‘Yet nor the laye of birds nor the eweet emell No, Geraldine, ali fairy tales don't begin “Once upon o thme"——; some of them begin, “Darling, you are the one and only"—— Of Aifterent flowers in odor and in hue Could make me any sammer’s story tell, Or from their proud lap pluck them ‘where they grew: Nor 64 I wonder at the illy’s white, Nor praise the deep vermilion of the rose; They were but eweet, but figures of delight, Diogenes epent his life looking for an honest man, Dut a clever woman would never waste her time in such @ futile occupation; she te quite eatie . Why that eub- Ned to find the usual kind, ie so hard to me I never am able Pray, can readers suggest *@ny comedy for this curse? §=Y. 5, A. tie Her Twe Husbands. ‘Whe the BaAitor of The Eveaing World: T have noticed repeated comments on hould be one of my any reader please rule that will govern the adding of these eyilables? HELEN, ‘The Bose’s Grouch. From appearances, the afternoon-tea fad at the emart hotels has greatly increased the sale of champagne and cocktaile—oh, « Il, you can lead a Drewn after you, you pattern of all those. man toa pink tea, but you can't make a reat one drink it. Yet seemed it winter still, and, you awey, MMRthoe peste mary. When I was tows Rater of The Brentng World: Every woman believes her husband a mechanical genius-—until she hae| Ae me ree thadow T with these dia Four Gored@kirtesRevtarn No. 1297 I married @ model young maa, response to the letter on the ‘Boss's nished plastering him up after his first struggle with a eafety-rasor. . four Gore: fern No, 7207, perfect husband, After |Grouch" I would beg to vay that I agree A ’ 7 Rinwn af hie. few rues um —Ghakespeare, Sonnet xcvill. and sympathise in every way with ‘“K, Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BUREAU, Donald Building, 100 Weet Thirty-second street (oj The Turkey Trot. te faite Gimbel Bros), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second strece, A® we understand tt from the plc- Ovtain § New York, or pent by mall on receipt of ten cents in coin or tures, the “turkey trot” dance ie one ‘These stamps for each pattern ordered. fm which the turkey displays a good IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always specity eal of be ent I only @ little | } Patterss. } size wanted. Add two cents for letter postage if in a hurry, lowe, rn 4 man never will understand how warm and comfy @ girl cam fest in| low shoce and silk stockings, if she has a nice, big, ewpensive sadle pellerine Ground her neck, Midas jr." Many times I too hav. be mot with an socident and dicd, leav-|dured the indignity of the boss's ‘Me penniless and dependent on my| cable temper, and although rebelling for aupport. At the ot twen-!wardly I was compelled to euffer the ignominy and sulk in silence because he| “Se you quarreled with the boss? iu the boas" and I “need the job.” What was the outcome?” bub «4 oy “A tepping of my income.” ~~ The girt who allows heraclf to be kissed without offering the proper Gmouns of restetance gives hereclf @ frading tome, 04 Ty 8d a KARTE OMRON RET aa IR a Se nem ROR A ea