The evening world. Newspaper, March 2, 1912, Page 9

“The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, March 2, 1912 _ “S’Matter, Pop?” 3% SS 3% (eee) os ww ow By C.M.Payne 3% Gorrys! | NEARS’ 1 RY ‘eure ovale L a SAY! DO@GONE 17, ‘ 4 wk You WANTA CuT OQuT THAT ROUGH HOUSE Business, Te Odd Facts. a QMine 10 avor By Eleanor Schorer } | ssc «1 uw. ——— 8 over ya larger United Kingdom Copyright, 1012, by The Prees Publishing Go, (The New York World proportl the last proportion of ait §=6§ Vincent's peed teens other eee ' A d Vv ic e There are four = Cheer Up, Cuthbert! By Clarence L. Cuilen | tng tn all to 9,72,- 9) days . oe “Possums are spectes of tr Ike apes—the The Prev Publishing Co. w York Work Happy Marriages. bom, t ane, 4 | , LAT In nece | Wattevoro,” says chimpanzeo, " Maxim that Hades 48) ¢),4 Lunenburg pis secure @ Paved with them! | ay marriages » begin with, of rse, the persona ontracting the marriage must be deeply and truly in ve. ‘To an Ameri- ™ . at least, the y marriage of con- v 2 venience would Belty Vincent xeomn to offer li¢tle set of happiners, . that @ marriage without pound to be unhaPpy, ds love he in the ayn- ly thing to be considered his neigh-| I think we may say that a lov suddenly is much surer of success it plucked him by ere tn not more whan five or ix the sleeve and) years’ difference in age between the wh! \ hoarae- | contracting parties; 1 we come); Both are of the same nationality and, us morn-/ approximately, of the same clase; iu, wiinout lock-| ‘The husband has an tncome suMoleat ing the sate?" |to support a famity comfortably inthe “Don't worry.” jlocallty In which he ives, replied Rot! hild, *, ye} tooking round at| Without Introduction. tho vast congroga-| p, R." writes: “For several moathe tion, “we alll T wanted (o meet @ young lady, but of us here could find no mutual friend, so sent her re) my card with a message. Her mother In tho Morary Of) says T should not have done it, Was I Congress are) wrong? A found the most) a: was not @ conventional proceed- valuable ne WA! ing. paper files in ex- iatence, wo far as M." writes: “I love a young man, this country I8| but he often goes away for some time concerned, Re-|and dows not write to me. Should I cently the Gov-) continue my friendship with him ernment purchased If you wish, but don't waste too the files of the] much devotion on a person who can Augusta, Ga! forget you so easily when you are out Chronte the t#-] of sight. bf sues covering the — period between 1783! "IP. BL" writes: “I have been paying and 18, with the| attention to a itl for six months, ‘The exception of five] other night she became angry because years. This In} T had a few minutes’ conversation with sald to be one of) another girl, an old friend whom I bd the most fmpor-| not seen for a long time. Was I wrong tant files yet ob-| to speak to this girl?” a The! Certainly not. Try to convince your had been| friend that she is unreasonable, © pomsensi . Wa.) Tribune, “but a man in If you Always! tnat netghborhood feel ed went out hunting the other night and after his dogs got after some- A lot of Things) thing he cut down that are not! two trees and fi- worth Fighting his own for are worth Striving for! In the cours a year It Ix wa that tho theatr n gpend printing $#,000 on ad- When we Reach! Raguto, in the! the Point where | philippine Islands, fe havo to have Asbestos Lining for] ig probably the our Pockets to keep Money from Burn-|imettest place at fng Holes in ‘om, we'll Blow st any-ltimes in the way! whole domain of — the United states. Tee “Touchy” Man who demands that/ Last July 8&4 he.be Handled with Kid, Gloves gets 4 | inches of rain fell Lot of that Bare Knuckle Massage as| there in four di he Jogs Along! of which one d contributed no Ie Advgesity tsn't Very Affectionate, but} than thirty-four he - to Snuggle Up Alongside the|inches. Bagulo is) Man"who Takes a Drink or So Refore the oficial health Breakfast! resort of the ésl- —_— ands. ‘The hydr We've heard a Lot of Unfit Dubs, | patie treatment, Prosperous by Heredity or Accident,}!t would seem, Chirp about the Survival of the Fittest! | sons be popular aon here, The Gaf, the Gad and the Goad-- basen when, you Learn to Stand those|, Joncls of. tle Three, you're Ready! | Hams | are Sometimes we I Ine that Provi- | ulous In dence o fonally Grows A-Weary of London. The first | Fitting us with Moral Blinkers to Keep | ning lots offered | us from Running Out! by the auctioneer) — produced over ‘The Deifter doesn'4 have to Become a | $0,000, and ther: Derelict unless he Abandons Hope! a many more; ered lot# to come, A As between the Man who Quarrels | r resentative of) with his Friends and the One who ‘Turkish Gov-! Boft-Soaps them, te Former has a Big fi yho wa! Shade" with us! congratulate | Determined Zigs to| himself upon the] <M Stuf! by Jumping | size of the bof an old book eW. ML" writes: “If a man ia walking n Full Career! } One large offer junk man for over| With two girls, should he ve in the feet | remarked, years, Ho] mille or on the outside? them] On the outside, nen este, than for $1,000, and the When Little Boys #0 Begin to tell Hard luck Dented-Up Chaps who've “What do the letters Over the Jumps Keep Still! j easily foresce oa It is all very well to say that the woman who spends hours before her dressing table is: with her hair streaming about her face, The first girl is like a breath of sweet spring sue in turn get noon the outside of MARA ar Ee ae sie ian | emplurheaded, silly and vain. But I far prefer her to the dowdy, careless girl who doesn't care shine but the latter is like a rainy day. pope Car 7ibat Fe atta: Hina ae ese Aion tio raps about her appearance; and who will don a sloppy kimono and ait and read a notet, tn a Kina,’ ‘ Darktown Doings . Silh Find “‘Patches’’ and Follow the Stringl Schooldays # “SEiks ) & By Dwig = 2peLing_Lezzon ein_Toouy hal Kind ov & SPELL is AConnipsim Fit WHaté Tue DIFERUNce WHerHeR You CAN Spe. WA Not? Dont Forge? To DAWK YouR Tees Q, | Black YouR Byes. P SPELL DINER. NAME One. SPELL CAT Ano Give Ael EXamput AT DEAR OL Scoot Bonro! Tuey've Gone AND SenT ME Nice Wn | (ih acca syn! (eto Fatt) Radeatareat ier Prodigal Son—Father, | have returned! | Father—Yes, gol dern ye, | thought you'd show up about the time the spring plowin’ was all cone! — sual st | “What do you think about this here movement to upl ft us farmers?” “What do they calculate to use, balloons or dynamite?” i The Day's Goo i hen ee eee Interesting Bits of Information. ROF, POLL of Uatveralty Col in 1870 avout three P ne + in the whole of | dress t number has | their earn: mt 1 again, miste ecent a was somethin, en the ring put sia 'eommen | . ( More Appropriate. jaeenen at ee Be ee t W france @ r Bo OMENRY, condemning | 2 Pree att eae week ‘ Werkwhop wid at @ dinn ‘4 Dot Fait to ; 1a the most part belong tng, evolved Pan fan’ Ane disie Gules) ac J 1 Heer it «lady's hand Synloat Anve Many of the 1 (€ chaser P _> ’ | Ha A 1 1 sw H Diere are spectatiots The Parson's Mistake. ' W ower Te Semen i mpaeeliiedsc eS - 1 was witnessed at af new womal you vi tng ‘ se mated Uh A" ALUIRING ardent wae witnened at ce 4) only _§ Pins re ampa the ring as |i ronment for $000 Switeorland well,” ua nered band 4 At one time the diamond outtere in-|don ¢ dustry was confine? e:most entirely 40 Globe ly and iMegling with 1 lurse travelling trunk, with the] '*Noy 1 don't guind, my Jove, 1’ just tell ‘hat he was kuocked off the platform ou the the old bey to make it ‘love, honor aud supply,’ * ails, says Judge, —Washingwoa Siar,