The evening world. Newspaper, February 15, 1912, Page 16

Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday e eon . A Valentine “@ (st PSTARLISNED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, r 40 ry ks be Wakened Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 68 to ple 63 Par 15, 1912 February a>) By M. de Zayas | Sayings of.... MRS. SOLOMON 0 w ¥ % RALPH PULITAR, nt, 68 Park Row. | X 3. ANGUS FAW, rar, 4 Park Row. u JosPH PULITZER, J ys 68 Park Tow, | Being the puastata 0 the Sb “ Poet enone hg suing For Toland wed tim cons Hand-edth Wife jo 4 for the United States | All Coun nternational Sranslated By Helen Rowland end Canada, Ons M heard seees $8.60] One Year... + $9.75 One Month soe 80 One Month Ail a e@AT Tue A ca | Copriteht, 1019, Wy The Prove Patiuhing Co, (The New Tork Wail, VOLUME & cee vcccececsesceecees } | SEHERY, we Sota, vos on bau H “Tired Business Man” and the “Gay Whéte- ; COLD COMFORT. way": ROWLAND Behold, on a night, my Beloved came unto me, saying: “Let us fare forth in acarch of recreation and a GOOD TIME, Come, let us be mirthful at @ VAUDEVILLE SHOW; for I am a tired business man.” And, being a woman, I answered him, saying: ‘ “How lovely! Yea, whither thou goest, I will go gladly.” And therewith I donned my clothes of cheer and followed him. Now, when we were come unto the House of Mirth, where the tratned dogs and the untrained actors were performing, a man came forth lea@ing seven snow-white poodics and three snow-thite cats, And lo! all the dogs were strangely obedient. Yea, they stood upon their heads and walked upon their “hands” @nd performed divers cunning tricks, dancing unto ANY tunc. And when they had finished they reccived a pat upon the head were content. And I said in my heart: “How Uke a WOMAN!" But the cats were TIED unto the dogs, even as a man unto hie wife and they FOUGHT with them and with cach other, and were exo restless. Lo, when they were bidden to perforna their tricks, they rebelled wazed wroth, putting back their cars and struggling to escape. Yet, when they did so much as ONE thing which they SHOU have done, the muititude applauded; and in the cnd they were fed made happy. And I said in my heart: - “How like @ MAN!" ,” And, when my Beloved arose, saying, “Let us vat,” I pinned on my Ret 4 at the WRONG angle and followed him, poodlewise. Then he led me unto a Food Patace, where I heard the clashing of @¢ms brels and many so-called voices lifted in so-called song. Yea, I beheld many “tired business men” and maidens gathered togeth for rejoicing. And all the men were either three-score and fat, having THREB o apiece, or callow youths assuming a Ddlase air. But all the maidens were young and pretty and ate with downcast And when they had eaten and drunken, they ate and drank somes And then looked tired. Yet, all things pass, and in time this too was over; and I returned mine house with great treariness. Then my Beloved spake, saying: “Didst thou have a good time?” And I answered: aeigne 3h “Perfectly lovely!” + For, a GOOD TIME, in the Broadway sense, is @ thing of habit bore forever. ' Verily, verily, if this be LIFE, then Icad me unto a cemetery! Yet, consider how the “tired dusiness man” docth ths night after and week after week. F: He grumbleth not, neither doth he complain; yet, I soy unto ye, mon in all his married life was not eo BORED ae one of these, Selah! lyn Rapid Transit Company havo just posted notices in their cars expressing a wish to keep their employees up to the mark and inviting anybody with a grievance to come to the offices at No. 85 Clinton street. He will lave “a courteous hearing ** @nd a full explanation,” the notico says. | - If that is all he gets he might as well stay at ome and confide | fis troubles to the stove. It is aa if the police should say, “If| , anybody knocks you down and beats you up and steals your money come to us. We'll try and tell you why ho did it.” As a inatter of fact tho street railway omployees in this town are, on the whole, a courteous, efficient eet of mon. Considering tho herd strain and hours of their daily life, thoy ehow commendable nq pationce and politeness. pd The public, too, is extraordinarily good natured. In all the gash, suramble and crowding of street railway travel under the con- ftions tho companics maintain, people aro almort always good tem- pered, ready to laugh or joke at discomforts. ” Kmployees and the public are doing their part and doing it s: well. Both have a right to expect mpre from tho railway compa- rides than “hearings” and “explanations.” ee en ANGLING FOR THE EASY. | EGGARS will find Fifth avenno a bad field for work if the B Fifth Avenuo Association carries out ite plan to add a special | ‘ police patrol of ita own to the regular force. Tho side streots will havo to take the overflow. | A special high-grade type of beggar who plays what might be s» called the lonely-college-boy game has long been common in tho “ross streets just north of Morty-second street, but never has he been #0 numerous as this season, ‘ He is fairly well dreaeed and young. He works tha men in we evening clothes und silk hata who come and sro after dark among the clubs and hotels of that section. His story is that he has just arrived from tho West. Ho can get money in the morning. Ho has none now. Can you lend him a dollar to go to a hotel? Me will repay ,.. it in the morning, and here is his card, and ho used to be a student ~« at eo ard 60. ‘ No ono has seen him in the morning up to date. Tho police might woll make a little epecial study of this youth, ‘Tho increaeo in hie number proves that his gamo is a good on. j ’ —_—-+4-—__. WORTH IMPORTING. , TT" seven varicties of etreet railway that make up the Brook- ’ ESIDE the box-office window of every playhouse in Paris J ti t Ch Wi h W Ceprriah, 1818, “Ch U C hb rt!” { ; B etands a emall model of tho interior of tho theatre, showing n Ima e ats it ‘ omen ( wns Rey is om ) By Mme. Legrande i eer P, ut € { { in neat miniature every evat, box, baloony, aiato and post, | A rrreennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nev AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAANAGTS , ii ; . : ee W. e Use of Being Blue? The numbers of the seats are clearly indicated and their exact posi- OUR YOUNG GIRLS. Court for Women gatd to me a ehort entirely among girls and she fs a jee any more “pal''-ship between girls hat 8 th ; ton in relation to the stage Any one applying for at } iL ELE, the Godtess of Youth and] me ago: woman of keen intelligence and of won-| and boys. . There Is a Lot of Luck Left. | , ; y pplyy 8 @ coat has only H Spring, from her Olymptan niche,| “There are eo many very young giris|derful comprehenston. | ‘The knowing, flirtatious state 1s j ~. to ask its number and a glance st the model will show him whether looka down upon the Young Ones who come here—fifteen, sixteen years pial present from the first. By Clarence I, Cullen. . ; of to-day na | Old! HE fault Mes at home with the} This is all heightened by the way or not he cares to sit there. All the hotels havo picture plans of gletia . s | “Those whom they call ‘broilers’ tn mothers of girls. mothers are dressing their daughters. Cy j 4 gee tage cag whioh lese graphically accomplish the same end. If ahe had deen| the theatrical world?” 1 asked Once upon a time ft used to be Copyright, 1912, by The Pros Publishing Co, (The New York World), does no Now a al of the earth{ “Exactly,” she sald serio “But} quite tho thing for mothers, in the! ESIDES the clothes, there fs the HE Crafty Coyote always Ends in Some of us Fatuously Imagind ah ny ; York theatre manager adopt this simple earthy, @he'd turn} let mo tell you somothing, ‘The sumo| frantic quest of youth, to dress ¢ B makeup. Girls of fifteen are I the Corral! that because we're Giving Up the Jod pe convenience? Is it because ho finds seats sell better if thoir exact in her grave—but| types that you see on Broadway and| who should have had on long skirts in carrying vanity boxes with pow- a : A Us ti . A location is left vaguo? the Gods of Olym-| Sixth avenue after midnight ean be! dabylsh clotive der, rougo and Hpsticks—and they're Anybody can we don't Like it's Up to Us to B pus have no|seen on Fifth avenue and upper Hroad-| Making ngers think their children | using them, graves to turn in.| Way any afternoon during the prom-| younger, subtracted, of course, from| You, who are mothers of girls, put a To-day, Youth—|enade hours. ‘The young daughters of ir own sum total, stop to this slaughter of youth. real girly-girly| tho rich have just a stop to go to get| Tut now i's quite the other thing. Throw the cosmetics out of the win- Youth-1y an un+|down here, to THIS leve!, the way thelr] Mothers want to be taken for their| dow; put girly, soft, YOUNG clothes on n quantity, | mothe allowing thom to dress and sisters, your daughters’ slim bodies, and be © is only these day urage the grownup, sophis-| jolly and sweet and NATURAL with y— and then was a startling ste ; there ts nothing withheld them at home. Make a High Re-|Out the Boss! solve when the Jeans are Empty,| Our Idea of a Malevolent Mollust but it Takes althe Chap who Cultivates Friends Regular Feller to] cause some day he may Need Them! quit when he 6till 1s There with the] ne Out-and-Out Truth about Oy Routt selves may be Mortifying, but 4th <4 j NEXT YEAR—PERHAPS, Ss’ a man has no wardrobe at all unlese he haa at lenat thirty different suits in it, ment, but she FINE TE GRANDE ini Thia decree of the mo nest Rea : blawo—ness! made St in all sincerity and eonyletion— 8. We want girls in our familles—not ei A t anybody v ch. TY Fohant tailors is not likely to excite The probation oMcer of the Night] and ghe ought to know, for her work ts It ts surprising to note, too, that there| baby women of the world, Tene don't Pane |S mton Weve on @ Taping Taal ybody very much. They lost a fine chance, though, to make a eeusisooneete eee ———_—_ een _ {t Up we'll sure re Most of us have a “Blind Side,” Pass tt IN! None of us can Afford to Develop ; Teal stir, Tf they had caused it to be shouted from their council hall th a Be inost men overdross, that two suite are enough for any one, on Schooldays uf ll ag Me (mx frequent changes in fashion are foolish and wasteful, and that ¢ — tailor in the country had just pledged himself to turn out hone made suits to cost $15 and guaranteed to last fifteen ye: eS . " ’ ars, th En | eo , could have caused a sensation bigger than seventy aeroplanes buzzing as A ¥ i Wes (i) CA Ls They may Take| It it were Pos: you for your! Ourselves Wad, but they can't Aner your | our Shrive wil! -) # By Dwig Boundarie Very | of patly Tey Yesterday we Culled Upon an O = Time Theatrical Manager who'd On Many Occasions Hard Luck has lien Weeks in the Hoepltal with got us Down, but Frequently he has} pyoia-and he Staked us to Fafled to Pin Both Shoulders to the |raughs than wo've had in Years! Mat! YEs- 4 Believe 1 Teaching BLIND Mans Bure — 7 Gwe's The PUPILS A CONCRETE IDEA oF Lippe! see T- A Corncob Smokes as well as a Four- — in wi Bit Cigar to the Man who's Been Conceit 1s merel: : r ‘ y Egotism without gue Foe Be meorn’/| | Through the Mil! Education! ver tho Metropolitan Tower. ‘The “Soft Job’ has a Hard Fintstt Every Time we see some Poor Old) somehow we Never Feel much Down-and-Outer of a Sandwich Man) Going Down tnto the Jeans for the in, shuffling Along wo Experience a Little|wno claims that he was “Led (cnet se m Wistful Hope that that won't be our |remptation!” wT 38 os Finish! St en e People ae). Nap ov Gawtenvitt OW” THR and have " no more & e can I get advice as to how to. mean broaden the shoulders and gain wetght? shont rest broken her! What doas ft a women working for atxteon hours | per day for @ week? Figuro tt Up, and ft will be found thet the mun of | hour ty what the ao well p fe w Now Farry, vigil n BG CLIMBS prea AND GETS Ont THe) LUMP OF SUGAR WANGING UNDER Te BRICK , | DROP RADUATE NURSE, The WEIGHT OM THe BOARD Ctvil Service Problem A, AMO Nov 6€€, THAT'LL TOss To the Kaitor of The Rroning World | Tue eat , The CAT PULLS Join some good «ymnasium whom aie One Little Triumph over Ours The Swell Spender of To-Day is the | Hot-Touch Artist of To-Morrow! beats a Bang-Up Victory over Other Fellow! instructor can prescribe a oourne of | exercise and dict for increasing weight | and4 developing figure, Even the Headliner who loats on the ih eemard co ihe cle ¥ Job eventually “Closes ¢he Bit!" We never Knew Anybody to . writo about @ band of works| 7 wine te cut tie Sivil secvlee probisss, ) The. STRING, THe SEI pay and Invite his Goul" who ever bad lag Women who esldom of never alF A invests I00 for fifteen ve ens | Jeans Tae STK Repining Out Loud is merely Audible | Thousand-to-One Chance to Herd Upeb afhelr ertevances in public. Yet they | 1 g500 tm : ee, entha tnd | \ unoer THE PRICK AND Panhandling for Sympathy! Bank-Roll! x me. J end of | Unless MY THeoky WRONG , THe BRICK WILL DRoP ARD SIMPLY PveR~ ean ometines work from en to elxteen ive BOUTS Per day, getting What rest a sues Feereation they can out of eight hours nine montiea how muo! to whare profits von” must A pay B Jt tho #uma investod are invested for fet | ® Ih twenty-four-no Guntey or materday F Aten month a PR BUG The Day’s Good St Aa io ey the difference ta $100, and tor y orl eS te woinen ha five have had oe gh | BORER Fld of SOM, ‘Now, the at rT uN = 2 1} was worth ao h n . Dor] m— e. through two ana o somothing tn earning yon—gence you erem to need ft. In the cummmen, fe training in a deaidon any interest that could | See HOM Yoo Talents Were Needed. sal eeeaing stitie T roaleet Smee Bir), emt out.¢o the pu : \ THouaHTTt uP} | SOAK] Pulentntis, nscordina ta. che Pitteburgs | & ‘-ellin' of ratchenates om 44 wkiifal workw ~ —; i} aph, “what ere you ry zu barbecus @n' in’ campals eround!'"—Auanta Constitution, » @ted nurses,” Now viose win? T thought that delicate ai 4 5 h hh my baot just as you le Women call for 4 wake of $25 por week, ® haa no earn- night would give you to under. which sounds quite a liberal sum, and How about th Most people consider nurses gotting twt #M Gro well pald, and gone way they | “ Bat too well paid, When a nurso ta} | ealted to & private case rhe ts of : . . rend> nd that 1, doa't like you-won'e have ou~| The Stage Southerner, ming here.” "it did,” sald the young man who was “aftar’* CLERK in a Washington treet hota re of mineied pele el Pan ‘this one: Seite os ; bus T ehouge I “My first hotel fob was in @ Teme ae One morning @ guest who had becen pple ny unwisely the night before evayed up to the “At you wouldn't lke to flu our Footbal aubt | and aated for tome infrmation, ‘la mame wea ih tt ginning at 8 P, M, (111 12 noon next day) |Me more than to hear petty, inaignifioant Soa SPR . i ——— : yarn , Enlightening the Court. wrung be pe) ON om ih @ sick and ted room, | Himsa %, nome of whom are un HAT ts our occupation?” the Justice |” spered, ‘my memory of pe : . : v4 'Fravk,’ he whi " eee t@ keep con sg those atx: | Known of thelr own elty, daring “Ww ie, ve - y Best af Hr aah, Lea Pry % wy > teen hours «lucky when she|to crltlcta the smmortal works of tan too pasteatt” Have otto Wy does wet oft for some rost during tho|Canriog Dtc nelatest pari of pe day, If she gots any | rhetorical defects, Do you not think the eleep (and at pe Wis four to fiveleritic has Bone beyond hig depth when | 4s sometinies catied by anx- |e attempts to find fault (th the style ued Wok, at che par of gue magter? aw. wnificant W ‘The Bvening We for your recent editorial 1 " y |08 Dickensontan erittes, Yam a lover of f ally bo: Dickens's books myself aud nothing alle U ito WM noon next day (duty gen Gettin’ jest a Leetle too pusenne!? Have T got to aire os ‘iia’ away before this here hon'able ‘Anything cleo!’ bi oad the Judes, “and | ‘Gee, ton't that So a a arian CNS he i, 0U tut aus O88 & atti = savthneipnemihcvrtiiatieiestiexndrcabeniea-e a OTITIS a ESIC ITNT ENR a Cem ts nm # and to point out their Li AAT PTET ORR NOLEN EIN: 67 on rem: needa toa amare